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2017-02-02 - 2024-05-12
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2020-11-08 - 2021-05-29
[+ntz] Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-29
[+ntz] I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-29
[+ntz] I can't stop thinking like this. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-29
[+ntz] Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-29
[+ntz] A day without sunshine is like night. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-18 - 2021-04-29
[+ntz] I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds *amazing*. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-09 - 2021-04-29
[+ntz] Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-04-29
[+ntz] I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-06 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-18 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-22 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-12 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-18 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak. -G. K. Chesterton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] "An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it." -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-28 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] "I'm not young enough to know everything." -J. M. Barrie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-26 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-10 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] "Life is:'trying things to see if they work'" -Ray Bradbury Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-27 - 2021-04-28
[+ntz] There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-05 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] "Silence is Foo." -Woody Woodpecker Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-14 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading...and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-24 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-30 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-04 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] nice to the nerds and geeks in high school - you'll be working for them in the future Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people........ Hmmm wonder who said that.. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-23 - 2021-04-27
[+ntz] I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-02 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] In the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start. -William James Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-22 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-19 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-11 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-30 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for further development. Julius Sextus Frontinus Source: Highly regarded engineer in Rome, 1st century A.D. > Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-15 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-05 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Cause its a jungle out there Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] "Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people" -Mark Twain Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] "We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere" -Tim McGraw Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-18 - 2021-04-26
[+ntz] I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] The best kind of friend is the kind that you could sit all day on a porch swing with and never say a word, then get up and leave feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-25 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] "To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-18 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] When the way comes to an end, then change - having changed, you pass through. -I Ching Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-23 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] The sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-25
[+ntz] It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] "A successful work of art is not one which resolves contradictions in a spurious harmony, but one which expresses the idea of harmony negatively by embodying the contradictions, pure and uncompromised, in its innermost structure." -Theodore Adorno Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] 29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-22 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-07 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-25 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] Genius, in truth, means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. -William James Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-28 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-05 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-15 - 2021-04-24
[+ntz] I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-12 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] Old Age Comes at a Bad Time Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] Any program that runs right is obsolete. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-15 - 2021-04-23
[+ntz] I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-25 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] We waste time, so you don't have to. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-06 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know... my calendar has no sevens on it." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] Whether you believe you can, or whether you believe you can't, you're absolutely right. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-01 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-24 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-24 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] E-mail returned to sender: insufficient voltage. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-18 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-22
[+ntz] I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-23 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] Persistance is the hard work that you do after you are tired of doing the hard work you already did -Newt Gingrich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-15 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] 'Despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage..' Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-25 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-11 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-16 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-25 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] What's another word for Thesaurus? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot B
2020-11-15 - 2021-04-21
[+ntz] CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-10 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] "In the fight between you and the world, back the world." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-23 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McCartney Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-31 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-08 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above...so I never have to go upstairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] If only women came with pull-down menus and online help. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-20
[+ntz] Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-06 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-23 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] The sky already fell. Now what? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." -Winnie the Pooh Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-19 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-29 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-23 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-15 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-09 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] It hurts to be on the cutting edge. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-28 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] "Ah! How good it feels the hand of an old friend." -Longfellow Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-19
[+ntz] A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] "Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history." -George Bernard Shaw Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-31 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-26 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-22 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] "#define QUESTION ((bb)
!(bb)) - Shakespeare." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving...every half mile...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I don't remember what it was. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-29 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] "I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare; My business is to create." -William Blake Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running...[slow glance upward] -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-25 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going. -Oliver Cromwell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-30 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] "Spock, I thought you were dead?" - "No Sir, I Rebooted" Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-23 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] Linux. The choice of a GNU generation Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-15 - 2021-04-18
[+ntz] I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] "Imagination is more important than knowledge!" -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-24 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool does from his friends Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-25 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] I had amnesia once or twice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-24 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-26 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-28 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] shutdown -h now Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-11 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-22 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] 1. Out of clutter, find simplicity 2. From discord, find harmony 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ,(Three rules of work) -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-17
[+ntz] Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-06 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-26 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] "Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] In /dev/null no one can hear you scream Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time steady eye. -Winston Churchill Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] Even snakes are afraid of snakes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] Another megabytes the dust. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran). Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-15 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] I support PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-16
[+ntz] Cannot join #real_life (invite only) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-28 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-23 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-09 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-25 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-30 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-29 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] On the other hand, you have different fingers. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-29 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-15
[+ntz] To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-02 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] intellectual: a person who has been educated beyond his/her mental capacity Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-05 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] [Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-19 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-24 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-06 - 2021-04-14
[+ntz] What are imitation rhinestones? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-29 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] The world we have made as a result of the level of thinking we have done thus far creates problems we cannot solve at the same level of thinking at which we created them. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-18 - 2021-04-13
[+ntz] Indecision is the key to flexibility. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-22 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] Buy a Pentium II so you can reboot faster. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-02 - 2021-04-12
[+ntz] "I undoubtedly have deserved my enemies, but I doubt I have deserved my friends." -Walt Whitman Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-09 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-30 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-29 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their tires. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-24 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-11
[+ntz] I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-18 - 2021-04-10
[+ntz] You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-19 - 2021-04-10
[+ntz] Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-04-10
[+ntz] I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-10
[+ntz] I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-04-10
[+ntz] To live is to have problems and to solve problems is to grow intellectually -J. P. Guilford Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-10
[+ntz] The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-09
[+ntz] Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-09
[+ntz] I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-01 - 2021-04-09
[+ntz] I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-04 - 2021-04-09
[+ntz] I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-09
[+ntz] kill -9 irc Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-29 - 2021-04-09
[+ntz] If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-09
[+ntz] The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-04-08
[+ntz] "My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." -Lee Iacocca Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-08
[+ntz] "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." -Charles Caleb Colton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-04-08
[+ntz] Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-07 - 2021-04-08
[+ntz] EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-04 - 2021-04-08
[+ntz] "No man is a failure that has friends." -It's a Wonderful Life Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-18 - 2021-04-08
[+ntz] Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-30 - 2021-04-07
[+ntz] They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-07
[+ntz] "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." -Albert Camus. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-07
[+ntz] If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-01 - 2021-04-07
[+ntz] A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-07
[+ntz] There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-07
[+ntz] "Great spirits have always encounted violent opposition from those with mediocre minds." -albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-04-06
[+ntz] The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-06
[+ntz] What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-27 - 2021-04-06
[+ntz] When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-06
[+ntz] I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-11 - 2021-04-06
[+ntz] If at first you don't succeed, try management. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-04-06
[+ntz] Hit any user to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-04-05
[+ntz] "Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought." -Bash Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-26 - 2021-04-05
[+ntz] Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-04-05
[+ntz] It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-26 - 2021-04-05
[+ntz] Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-04 - 2021-04-05
[+ntz] If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-04-05
[+ntz] If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-03
[+ntz] Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-04-02
[+ntz] Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-27 - 2021-04-02
[+ntz] Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-04-02
[+ntz] I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-04-02
[+ntz] My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-04-02
[+ntz] A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free. -Nikos Kazantzakis Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-11 - 2021-04-02
[+ntz] I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-16 - 2021-04-01
[+ntz] The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-04-01
[+ntz] I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-04-01
[+ntz] It's a fine night to have an evening. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-04-01
[+ntz] COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-04-01
[+ntz] What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-04-01
[+ntz] DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-03-31
[+ntz] If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-03-31
[+ntz] Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-02 - 2021-03-31
[+ntz] Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-03-31
[+ntz] WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-04 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end -Ursula K. Le Guin Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-27 - 2021-03-30
[+ntz] "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-03-29
[+ntz] 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-03-29
[+ntz] I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-22 - 2021-03-29
[+ntz] A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-03-29
[+ntz] I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-03-29
[+ntz] A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-03-28
[+ntz] I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-10 - 2021-03-28
[+ntz] I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-03-28
[+ntz] Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-03-28
[+ntz] If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-20 - 2021-03-28
[+ntz] There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-03-27
[+ntz] INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-03-27
[+ntz] User abort with 5 Ctrl-C's Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-03-26
[+ntz] If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-17 - 2021-03-26
[+ntz] I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store -- "Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-02 - 2021-03-26
[+ntz] You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-27 - 2021-03-26
[+ntz] Hey! It compiles! Ship it! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-03-26
[+ntz] [Unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-03-25
[+ntz] My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-03-25
[+ntz] All great discoveries are made by mistake. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-29 - 2021-03-24
[+ntz] I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-12 - 2021-03-24
[+ntz] I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-03-24
[+ntz] I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-03-24
[+ntz] In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-03-24
[+ntz] The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!" -Steven Wright Little Ghost
2020-11-15 - 2021-03-24
[+ntz] 2 + 2 = 6 for extremely large values of 2. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-03-23
[+ntz] I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-19 - 2021-03-23
[+ntz] Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration. -Thomas Edison Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-29 - 2021-03-23
[+ntz] Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-24 - 2021-03-23
[+ntz] It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-17 - 2021-03-23
[+ntz] The map is not the territory -Alfred Korzbyski Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-03-22
[+ntz] The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists. -Charles Dickens Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-27 - 2021-03-22
[+ntz] The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-09 - 2021-03-21
[+ntz] People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-03-21
[+ntz] CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-03-21
[+ntz] My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-03-20
[+ntz] I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-18 - 2021-03-20
[+ntz] Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-15 - 2021-03-20
[+ntz] When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-03-20
[+ntz] There aren't enough days in the weekend. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-03-20
[+ntz] My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-03-19
[+ntz] I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-03-19
[+ntz] "If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." -William Blake Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-03-18
[+ntz] I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-01-26 - 2021-03-18
[+ntz] I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-15 - 2021-03-18
[+ntz] I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I never got around to it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-03-18
[+ntz] Is "tired old cliche" one? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-03-18
[+ntz] It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-03-17
[+ntz] I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-03-17
[+ntz] I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-03-17
[+ntz] A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-03-16
[+ntz] Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-05 - 2021-03-15
[+ntz] Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-03-15
[+ntz] I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-28 - 2021-03-15
[+ntz] To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-03-14
[+ntz] "Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-07 - 2021-03-14
[+ntz] INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-03-14
[+ntz] Succeed in spite of management. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2021-03-14
[+ntz] I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-13 - 2021-03-13
[+ntz] "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-15 - 2021-03-13
[+ntz] This isn't all true. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-08 - 2021-03-13
[+ntz] Not for rent. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-27 - 2021-03-13
[+ntz] I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-03-13
[+ntz] "So, do you live around here often?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-03-12
[+ntz] Press CTRL + !@#$#@^#$&!@%& to continue ... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-11 - 2021-03-10
[+ntz] My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-21 - 2021-03-09
[+ntz] I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-03 - 2021-03-05
[+ntz] "Hold a true friend with both your hands." -Nigerian Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-03-04
[+ntz] Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-03-03
[+ntz] WORK: Unknown Command Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-01 - 2021-03-01
[+ntz] ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-23 - 2021-02-28
[+ntz] I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-01 - 2021-02-28
[+ntz] One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-28 - 2021-02-28
[+ntz] I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2021-02-09 - 2021-02-27
[+ntz] I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-11 - 2021-02-27
[+ntz] Unable to join #real_life (You're banned) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-02-24
[+ntz] Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-18 - 2021-02-23
[+ntz] The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-24 - 2021-02-22
[+ntz] Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long)) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-20 - 2021-02-21
[+ntz] I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-03 - 2021-02-20
[+ntz] If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-08 - 2021-02-20
[+ntz] I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-02 - 2021-02-19
[+ntz] A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-10 - 2021-02-19
[+ntz] First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-16 - 2021-02-18
[+ntz] I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-14 - 2021-02-18
[+ntz] "Strangers are just friends waiting to happen." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-04 - 2021-02-14
[+ntz] The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-30 - 2021-02-11
[+ntz] Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-18 - 2021-02-10
[+ntz] "Friendship is one mind in two bodies."- Mencius Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-06 - 2021-02-08
[+ntz] Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-01 - 2021-02-06
[+ntz] Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-09 - 2021-02-02
[+ntz] You May Stop me.....!!BUT YOU CANT STOP US ALL!!... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-10-31 - 2021-01-30
[+ntz] Are w#e b.ug free yet?!@! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-12-04 (03:16:05 - 03:16:05)
[+ntz] All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-28 (21:15:26 - 21:15:26)
[+ntz] I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep." -Steven Wright Littl
2020-11-15 - 2020-11-25
[+ntz] Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-11-03 - 2020-11-19
[+ntz] I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-10-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. -Winnie the Pooh Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Unable to join #real_life (You're banned) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-31 (00:05:23 - 15:05:24)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went Aaaaahhhh... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan So, do you live around here often? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-31 (09:05:23 - 09:05:23)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I support PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-28 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-23 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, I'm going to buy some sugar. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Genius, in truth, means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. -William James Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-31 (01:05:23 - 01:05:23)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan E-mail returned to sender: insufficient voltage. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you write the word monkey a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-30 (18:05:22 - 18:05:22)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If only women came with pull-down menus and online help. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Hold a true friend with both your hands. -Nigerian Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Any program that runs right is obsolete. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-21 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan ...we are free at last! -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-30 (06:05:20 - 06:05:20)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration. -Thomas Edison Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-11 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, Stephen, why haven't you called me? I said, I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it. He said, How long have you had it? I said, I don't know... my calendar has no sevens on it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 - 2020-08-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-29 (21:05:16 - 21:05:16)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-18 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-23 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-29 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-04 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 1. Out of clutter, find simplicity 2. From discord, find harmony 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ,(Three rules of work) -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, Have you got anything I'd like? Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, Extra medium. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-29 (05:05:11 - 05:05:11)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name to Les. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-29 (04:05:10 - 04:05:10)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-29 (03:05:12 - 03:05:12)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, Hey, you have two different colored socks on. I said, Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, Cut it out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-20 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A day without sunshine is like night. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-25 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-28 (18:05:10 - 18:05:10)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving...every half mile...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I don't remember what it was. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists. -Charles Dickens Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running...[slow glance upward] -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Silence is Foo. -Woody Woodpecker Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-27 - 2020-08-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-10 - 2020-08-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, I think I might have written that. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-25 (03:04:47 - 07:04:46)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 - 2020-08-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-10 - 2020-08-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-29 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-21 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-24 (15:04:43 - 15:04:43)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. We're surrounded. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour? Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-07 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981 Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-19 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Great spirits have always encounted violent opposition from those with mediocre minds. -albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-07 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-13 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-24 (04:04:40 - 04:04:40)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-13 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-24 (02:04:42 - 02:04:42)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The judge asked, What do you plead? I said, Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 - 2020-08-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -Albert Camus. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Ah! How good it feels the hand of an old friend. -Longfellow Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-05 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Life is:'trying things to see if they work' -Ray Bradbury Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare; My business is to create. -William Blake Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-23 (16:04:38 - 16:04:38)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-04 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-10 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I'm not young enough to know everything. -J. M. Barrie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time steady eye. -Winston Churchill Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-23 (06:04:35 - 06:04:35)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-23
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-23 (00:04:34 - 00:04:34)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Cause its a jungle out there Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan #define QUESTION ((bb)
!(bb)) - Shakespeare. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-22 (03:04:28 - 22:04:33)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free. -Nikos Kazantzakis Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-22 (21:04:32 - 21:04:32)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan No man is a failure that has friends. -It's a Wonderful Life Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-22 (19:04:32 - 19:04:32)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-15 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Spock, I thought you were dead? - No Sir, I Rebooted Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Succeed in spite of management. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-22 (14:04:31 - 14:04:31)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said pet supplies. So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said compact cars. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end -Ursula K. Le Guin Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan kill -9 irc Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, So. What did you think? -Steven Wright Little Gho
2020-08-22 (05:04:28 - 05:04:28)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-22 (02:04:28 - 02:04:28)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When the way comes to an end, then change - having changed, you pass through. -I Ching Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 - 2020-08-22
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It hurts to be on the cutting edge. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, It's free with purchase. I asked her if anyone bought anything today. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, Wish you were here. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-21 (11:04:25 - 11:04:25)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.You May Stop me.....!!BUT YOU CANT STOP US ALL!!... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-11 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-18 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-04 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-21
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-20 (22:04:20 - 22:04:20)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-20 (17:04:20 - 17:04:20)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, Go ahead, touch it...it feels real. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-27 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan All great discoveries are made by mistake. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 - 2020-08-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-20 (03:04:15 - 03:04:15)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-19 (23:04:15 - 23:04:15)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-19 (20:04:14 - 20:04:14)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-07 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, Hey, these records are all blank. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-19 (16:04:13 - 16:04:13)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan We waste time, so you don't have to. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-11 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-19 (12:04:12 - 12:04:12)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Not for rent. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-19 (07:04:11 - 07:04:11)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-15 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Even snakes are afraid of snakes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-18 (22:04:08 - 22:04:08)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, Hello, Information. I said, I can't find my socks. She said, They're behind the couch. And they were! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan intellectual: a person who has been educated beyond his/her mental capacity Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-18 (13:04:09 - 13:04:09)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan shutdown -h now Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-29 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-18 (06:04:06 - 06:04:06)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-29 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-07 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, Do you want white cake or chocolate cake? I said, yes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 - 2020-08-18
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Best file compression around: DEL *.* = 100% compression Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-17 (18:04:01 - 18:04:01)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-17 (12:04:01 - 12:04:01)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What's another word for Thesaurus? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-17 (10:04:00 - 10:04:00)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Buy a Pentium II so you can reboot faster. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-17 (05:04:00 - 05:04:00)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan This isn't all true. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 - 2020-08-17
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan nice to the nerds and geeks in high school - you'll be working for them in the future Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 (23:03:59 - 23:03:59)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their tires. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-16
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 (19:03:58 - 19:03:58)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-16
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-16
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, Why were you going so fast? I said, See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 - 2020-08-16
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading...and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-16 (11:03:57 - 11:03:57)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Whether you believe you can, or whether you believe you can't, you're absolutely right. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-16
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-16
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan WORK: Unknown Command Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, Got any shoes you're not using? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-27 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-15 (00:03:46 - 13:03:51)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I undoubtedly have deserved my enemies, but I doubt I have deserved my friends. -Walt Whitman Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Linux. The choice of a GNU generation Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-29 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan To thine own self be true. -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan In the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start. -William James Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-29 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-15 (04:03:47 - 04:03:47)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan User abort with 5 Ctrl-C's Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-11 - 2020-08-15
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-14
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 (22:03:46 - 22:03:46)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 (19:03:46 - 19:03:46)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 (15:03:45 - 15:03:45)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 (13:03:45 - 13:03:45)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-05 - 2020-08-14
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Press CTRL + !@#$#@ Welcome to $chan #$&!@%& to continue ... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 (06:03:42 - 06:03:42)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan On the other hand, you have different fingers. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 - 2020-08-14
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran). Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-14
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A successful work of art is not one which resolves contradictions in a spurious harmony, but one which expresses the idea of harmony negatively by embodying the contradictions, pure and uncompromised, in its innermost structure. -Theodore Adorno Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-14 (01:03:40 - 01:03:40)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 - 2020-08-14
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Indecision is the key to flexibility. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-13 (11:03:37 - 11:03:37)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Are w#e b.ug free yet?!@! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, Well, what do you need? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-13
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, Hello? and I said, Hello, could I speak to Joey?... They said, Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old. I said, I'll wait. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-12
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 - 2020-08-12
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-12 (19:03:35 - 19:03:35)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. It was supposed to be hot today. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-04 - 2020-08-12
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I can't stop thinking like this. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 - 2020-08-12
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-12
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan [Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-07 - 2020-08-12
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-12
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-11 (23:03:29 - 23:03:29)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-11 (19:03:27 - 19:03:27)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-27 - 2020-08-11
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 - 2020-08-11
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-11 (06:03:25 - 06:03:25)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-06 - 2020-08-10
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going. -Oliver Cromwell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-10
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-10
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-10 (19:03:23 - 19:03:23)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-10 (15:03:22 - 15:03:22)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-10
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-10
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 - 2020-08-10
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-10
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan [Unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 (18:03:18 - 18:03:18)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-05 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McCartney Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? He said, I don't know. I said, I don't want your job. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Imagination is more important than knowledge! -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 (05:03:15 - 05:03:15)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours. He said, Yes, but not in a row. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-05 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. What are you making? A salt lick. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-09 (02:03:16 - 02:03:16)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. -Charles Caleb Colton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 (23:03:15 - 23:03:15)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds *amazing*. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-08
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-08
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 (16:03:13 - 16:03:13)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, Here, you can go. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 (13:03:12 - 13:03:12)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-08
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-08
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-08
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-08
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 (05:03:11 - 05:03:11)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The world we have made as a result of the level of thinking we have done thus far creates problems we cannot solve at the same level of thinking at which we created them. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 (03:03:11 - 03:03:11)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-08 (01:03:09 - 01:03:09)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-07
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-07
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-07 (19:03:08 - 19:03:08)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-07 (16:03:07 - 16:03:07)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 - 2020-08-07
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Friendship is one mind in two bodies.- Mencius Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-04 - 2020-08-07
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-07
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-06
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan There aren't enough days in the weekend. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-06
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 - 2020-08-06
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, Steven, time to go to sleep. I said, But I don't know how. She said, It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left. So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said I thought I told you to go to sleep. -Steven Wright Li
2020-07-31 - 2020-08-06
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-05
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-05
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-05 (18:02:58 - 18:02:58)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 2 + 2 = 6 for extremely large values of 2. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-08-05
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-05 (00:02:55 - 00:02:55)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Persistance is the hard work that you do after you are tired of doing the hard work you already did -Newt Gingrich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 - 2020-08-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I never got around to it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 - 2020-08-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-04 (09:02:51 - 09:02:51)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan In /dev/null no one can hear you scream Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 - 2020-08-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people -Mark Twain Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-04 (03:02:50 - 03:02:50)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 (20:02:49 - 20:02:49)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-08-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What are imitation rhinestones? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 - 2020-08-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 (17:02:49 - 17:02:49)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, Cut it out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 - 2020-08-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -George Bernard Shaw Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-03 (07:02:46 - 07:02:46)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-08-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 (17:02:44 - 17:02:44)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 (13:02:43 - 13:02:43)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-08-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 (08:02:43 - 08:02:43)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere -Tim McGraw Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 - 2020-08-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. -Bash Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 (04:02:42 - 04:02:42)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-08-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool does from his friends Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-02 (00:02:41 - 00:02:41)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. You didn't borrow this. I will. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 (20:02:40 - 20:02:40)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-25 - 2020-08-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 (13:02:38 - 13:02:38)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Cannot join #real_life (invite only) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-08-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-08-01 (10:02:38 - 10:02:38)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-31 (17:02:33 - 17:02:33)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I had amnesia once or twice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-07-31
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Old Age Comes at a Bad Time Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 (09:02:24 - 22:02:28)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 (05:02:23 - 05:02:23)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-07-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Another megabytes the dust. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-07-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-30 (02:02:23 - 02:02:23)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-07-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, Wish you were here. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-29 (01:02:18 - 01:02:18)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 - 2020-07-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 (20:02:16 - 20:02:16)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Hit any user to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 (17:02:16 - 17:02:16)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store -- Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 (14:02:16 - 14:02:16)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 - 2020-07-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-28 (05:02:13 - 05:02:13)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people........ Hmmm wonder who said that.. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 - 2020-07-26
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 (21:02:08 - 21:02:08)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-26 (19:02:07 - 19:02:07)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Random quotes can be most effecatious. -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-07-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for further development. Julius Sextus Frontinus Source: Highly regarded engineer in Rome, 1st century A.D. > Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 - 2020-07-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-07-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-07-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 - 2020-07-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 - 2020-07-24
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-24 (02:01:54 - 02:01:54)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, Didn't you see the stop sign? I said, Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 (16:01:52 - 16:01:52)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-23 (03:01:49 - 03:01:49)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 (12:01:45 - 12:01:45)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 (10:01:45 - 10:01:45)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 (09:01:44 - 09:01:44)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said, No, I made a few mistakes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-22 (08:01:44 - 08:01:44)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 (22:01:42 - 22:01:42)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-21 (14:01:39 - 14:01:39)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-07-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I went to a fancy french restaurant called Deja Vu. The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 (06:01:35 - 06:01:35)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The truth shall set you free.. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-07-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-20 (02:01:34 - 02:01:34)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 (12:01:31 - 12:01:31)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-19 (09:01:30 - 09:01:30)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It's a fine night to have an evening. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 - 2020-07-19
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-18 (03:01:23 - 03:01:23)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (23:01:23 - 23:01:23)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (20:01:21 - 20:01:21)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Is tired old cliche one? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (18:01:21 - 19:01:21)
[+ntz] dallgn/TopicFile.txt does not exist
2020-07-17 (12:01:19 - 17:01:21)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The sky already fell. Now what? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (10:01:19 - 10:01:19)
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, Hello, Information. I said, I can't find my socks. She said, They're behind the couch. And they were! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (05:01:18 - 05:01:18)
[+ntz] I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (04:01:17 - 04:01:17)
[+ntz] The world we have made as a result of the level of thinking we have done thus far creates problems we cannot solve at the same level of thinking at which we created them. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-17
[+ntz] "I'm not young enough to know everything." -J. M. Barrie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (02:01:17 - 02:01:17)
[+ntz] "No man is a failure that has friends." -It's a Wonderful Life Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (01:01:17 - 01:01:17)
[+ntz] For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-17 (00:01:17 - 00:01:17)
[+ntz] I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (23:01:17 - 23:01:17)
[+ntz] I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (22:01:17 - 22:01:17)
[+ntz] One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (21:01:15 - 21:01:15)
[+ntz] The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their tires. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (20:01:16 - 20:01:16)
[+ntz] "If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." -William Blake Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (19:01:16 - 19:01:16)
[+ntz] I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (18:01:17 - 18:01:17)
[+ntz] How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 - 2020-07-16
[+ntz] Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 - 2020-07-16
[+ntz] If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (15:01:15 - 15:01:15)
[+ntz] You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (14:01:15 - 14:01:15)
[+ntz] When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (13:01:14 - 13:01:14)
[+ntz] This isn't all true. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-16
[+ntz] The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (11:01:14 - 11:01:14)
[+ntz] Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (10:01:14 - 10:01:14)
[+ntz] Any program that runs right is obsolete. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (09:01:13 - 09:01:13)
[+ntz] Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (08:01:13 - 08:01:13)
[+ntz] User abort with 5 Ctrl-C's Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (07:01:12 - 07:01:12)
[+ntz] Another megabytes the dust. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (06:01:13 - 06:01:13)
[+ntz] I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (05:01:12 - 05:01:12)
[+ntz] Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (04:01:12 - 04:01:12)
[+ntz] You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (03:01:12 - 03:01:12)
[+ntz] A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (02:01:12 - 02:01:12)
[+ntz] An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (01:01:12 - 01:01:12)
[+ntz] INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-16 (00:01:12 - 00:01:12)
[+ntz] Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." -Charles Caleb Colton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (20:01:12 - 20:01:12)
[+ntz] If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (19:01:11 - 19:01:11)
[+ntz] I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (16:01:09 - 16:01:09)
[+ntz] I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I never got around to it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." -Albert Camus. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (14:01:09 - 14:01:09)
[+ntz] TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McCartney Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (12:01:09 - 12:01:09)
[+ntz] It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (10:01:08 - 10:01:08)
[+ntz] Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (08:01:07 - 08:01:07)
[+ntz] Persistance is the hard work that you do after you are tired of doing the hard work you already did -Newt Gingrich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (07:01:07 - 07:01:07)
[+ntz] What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] Cause its a jungle out there Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (04:01:06 - 04:01:06)
[+ntz] APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 - 2020-07-15
[+ntz] A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (01:01:06 - 01:01:06)
[+ntz] Linux. The choice of a GNU generation Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (23:01:05 - 23:01:05)
[+ntz] Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By
2020-07-14 (22:01:05 - 22:01:05)
[+ntz] "An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it." -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (21:01:05 - 21:01:05)
[+ntz] You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (20:01:05 - 20:01:05)
[+ntz] You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-14
[+ntz] Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (18:01:05 - 18:01:05)
[+ntz] I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (17:01:05 - 17:01:05)
[+ntz] I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (16:01:04 - 16:01:04)
[+ntz] The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bo
2020-07-14 (15:01:04 - 15:01:04)
[+ntz] I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-14
[+ntz] Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (13:01:03 - 13:01:03)
[+ntz] When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (12:01:03 - 12:01:03)
[+ntz] It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-14
[+ntz] If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (10:01:03 - 10:01:03)
[+ntz] I can't stop thinking like this. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (09:01:03 - 09:01:03)
[+ntz] Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-14
[+ntz] I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (07:01:03 - 07:01:03)
[+ntz] Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving...every half mile...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I don't remember what it was. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (05:01:02 - 05:01:02)
[+ntz] It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (04:01:02 - 04:01:02)
[+ntz] C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-14
[+ntz] I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (01:01:02 - 01:01:02)
[+ntz] Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (00:01:02 - 00:01:02)
[+ntz] Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (23:01:01 - 23:01:01)
[+ntz] There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (14:00:59 - 22:01:01)
[+ntz] I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (21:01:01 - 21:01:01)
[+ntz] I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (19:01:00 - 19:01:00)
[+ntz] I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (18:01:00 - 18:01:00)
[+ntz] 2 + 2 = 6 for extremely large values of 2. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (17:01:00 - 17:01:00)
[+ntz] Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (16:00:59 - 16:00:59)
[+ntz] Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (15:00:59 - 15:00:59)
[+ntz] I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (13:00:59 - 13:00:59)
[+ntz] Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (10:00:58 - 10:00:58)
[+ntz] All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (08:00:58 - 08:00:58)
[+ntz] You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (07:00:56 - 07:00:56)
[+ntz] If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (06:00:56 - 06:00:56)
[+ntz] "Life is:'trying things to see if they work'" -Ray Bradbury Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (05:00:56 - 05:00:56)
[+ntz] "Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought." -Bash Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (04:00:56 - 04:00:56)
[+ntz] My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (01:00:55 - 01:00:55)
[+ntz] I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (00:00:55 - 00:00:55)
[+ntz] My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (23:00:55 - 23:00:55)
[+ntz] 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-12
[+ntz] I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (21:00:54 - 21:00:54)
[+ntz] I had amnesia once or twice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (20:00:54 - 20:00:54)
[+ntz] "Silence is Foo." -Woody Woodpecker Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (19:00:53 - 19:00:53)
[+ntz] Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (18:00:53 - 18:00:53)
[+ntz] One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (17:00:53 - 17:00:53)
[+ntz] Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (15:00:53 - 15:00:53)
[+ntz] Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (12:00:52 - 12:00:52)
[+ntz] I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (11:00:52 - 11:00:52)
[+ntz] "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (10:00:51 - 10:00:51)
[+ntz] Hit any user to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (09:00:52 - 09:00:52)
[+ntz] Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-12
[+ntz] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (07:00:51 - 07:00:51)
[+ntz] "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (06:00:51 - 06:00:51)
[+ntz] I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (05:00:50 - 05:00:50)
[+ntz] I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (04:00:50 - 04:00:50)
[+ntz] DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (02:00:50 - 02:00:50)
[+ntz] USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (01:00:50 - 01:00:50)
[+ntz] The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (00:00:50 - 00:00:50)
[+ntz] The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (23:00:50 - 23:00:50)
[+ntz] People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (22:00:50 - 22:00:50)
[+ntz] If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (21:00:50 - 21:00:50)
[+ntz] Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (20:00:49 - 20:00:49)
[+ntz] "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (19:00:50 - 19:00:50)
[+ntz] "In the fight between you and the world, back the world." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (17:00:47 - 17:00:47)
[+ntz] I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (16:00:48 - 16:00:48)
[+ntz] I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (15:00:48 - 15:00:48)
[+ntz] There aren't enough days in the weekend. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (12:00:48 - 12:00:48)
[+ntz] Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (03:00:45 - 03:00:45)
[+ntz] I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (01:00:44 - 01:00:44)
[+ntz] I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (23:00:44 - 23:00:44)
[+ntz] I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (22:00:43 - 22:00:43)
[+ntz] 29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (16:00:42 - 16:00:42)
[+ntz] I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (15:00:42 - 15:00:42)
[+ntz] It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (14:00:41 - 14:00:41)
[+ntz] "Friendship is one mind in two bodies."- Mencius Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (13:00:41 - 13:00:41)
[+ntz] Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (12:00:41 - 12:00:41)
[+ntz] A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (11:00:41 - 11:00:41)
[+ntz] I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (08:00:40 - 08:00:40)
[+ntz] Unable to join #real_life (You're banned) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (07:00:40 - 07:00:40)
[+ntz] I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (05:00:39 - 05:00:39)
[+ntz] In /dev/null no one can hear you scream Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (04:00:39 - 04:00:39)
[+ntz] All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-10
[+ntz] shutdown -h now Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (02:00:38 - 02:00:38)
[+ntz] I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store -- "Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (23:00:37 - 23:00:37)
[+ntz] No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going. -Oliver Cromwell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-09
[+ntz] Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration. -Thomas Edison Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (16:00:36 - 16:00:36)
[+ntz] On the other hand, you have different fingers. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (12:00:38 - 12:00:38)
[+ntz] I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (09:00:35 - 09:00:35)
[+ntz] Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (06:00:34 - 06:00:34)
[+ntz] Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-09
[+ntz] Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (01:00:33 - 01:00:33)
[+ntz] A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (23:00:32 - 23:00:32)
[+ntz] I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (21:00:32 - 21:00:32)
[+ntz] The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (19:00:32 - 19:00:32)
[+ntz] If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (14:00:30 - 14:00:30)
[+ntz] Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (10:00:29 - 10:00:29)
[+ntz] I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (04:00:29 - 07:00:29)
[+ntz] 'Despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage..' Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (01:00:27 - 01:00:27)
[+ntz] There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (23:00:28 - 23:00:28)
[+ntz] There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (19:00:27 - 19:00:27)
[+ntz] Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (05:00:24 - 05:00:24)
[+ntz] When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (04:00:23 - 04:00:23)
[+ntz] "Great spirits have always encounted violent opposition from those with mediocre minds." -albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (03:00:24 - 03:00:24)
[+ntz] MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (21:00:22 - 21:00:22)
[+ntz] I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (20:00:23 - 20:00:23)
[+ntz] RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (10:00:19 - 10:00:19)
[+ntz] "To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (08:00:19 - 08:00:19)
[+ntz] I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (23:00:18 - 23:00:18)
[+ntz] Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (15:00:16 - 15:00:16)
[+ntz] ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (14:00:16 - 14:00:16)
[+ntz] If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2019-12-01 - 2020-07-05
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-06 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-03 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-04
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-02 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-12 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-05 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven WrightLittle Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-07-03
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-07 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-04 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-02 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-02
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-05 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-02 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-03 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-02 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-10 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-04 - 2020-07-01
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-06-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-05 - 2020-06-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-10 - 2020-06-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-04 - 2020-06-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-06-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-05 - 2020-06-30
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-06-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-28 - 2020-06-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-06-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-06-29
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-04 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-04 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-02 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-06-28
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-06-27
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-06 - 2020-06-27
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-02 - 2020-06-27
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-02 - 2020-06-27
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-06-27
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-07 - 2020-06-26
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-29 - 2020-06-26
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-30 - 2020-06-25
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-04 - 2020-06-20
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2019-12-01 - 2020-06-09
[+ntz] Welcome to #IRan If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 - 2019-11-28
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2017-02-06 - 2019-06-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-09 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-08 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-11 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-09 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-08 - 2019-03-30
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-13 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-11 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-11 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-09 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-11 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-12 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-29
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-13 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-09 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-28
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-08 - 2019-03-27
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-27
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-09 - 2019-03-27
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-13 - 2019-03-27
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-27
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-09 - 2019-03-26
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-26
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 - 2019-03-26
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-26
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 - 2019-03-26
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-26
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-14 - 2019-03-25
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-25
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-08 - 2019-03-25
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-06 - 2019-03-25
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-08 - 2019-03-24
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 - 2019-03-24
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-23
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-12 - 2019-03-22
[+ntzl] Welcome to #Iran Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-21
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-07 - 2019-03-20
[+ntzl] Welcome to #IRan If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2018-01-12
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-16 - 2018-01-12
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-14 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-16 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-16 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-14 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-14 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-18 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-14 - 2017-12-29
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-16 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-15 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-18 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-19 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-14 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-19 - 2017-12-28
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-20 - 2017-12-27
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-27
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-27
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-27
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-19 - 2017-12-27
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-15 - 2017-12-27
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-26
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-26
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-16 - 2017-12-26
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-26
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-15 - 2017-12-26
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-26
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-26
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-25
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-25
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-21 - 2017-12-25
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-25
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-25
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-24
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-24
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-24
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-16 - 2017-12-23
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-13 - 2017-12-22
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-11 - 2017-12-21
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-19 - 2017-12-20
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2017-08-12 - 2017-12-19
[+mntzl] Welcome to #IRan What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-09 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-14 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-09 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-08 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-12 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-08 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-30
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-14 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-09 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-10 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-29
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-08 - 2017-05-28
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-28
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-28
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-09 - 2017-05-28
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-28
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-28
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-28
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-08 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-11 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-27
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-12 - 2017-05-26
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-26
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-10 - 2017-05-25
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-09 - 2017-05-25
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-25
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-25
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-25
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-25
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-08 - 2017-05-24
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-23
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-23
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot
2017-05-06 - 2017-05-23
[+intzl] Welcome to #Iran COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 (18:07:58 - 18:07:58)
[+ntzl]
2017-02-05 (03:07:54 - 16:07:57)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 - 2017-02-05
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-05
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-05
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 - 2017-02-05
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-05
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 (09:07:55 - 09:07:55)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 (06:07:55 - 08:07:55)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 - 2017-02-05
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 (05:07:54 - 05:07:54)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 - 2017-02-05
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 (02:07:53 - 02:07:53)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 (01:07:55 - 01:07:55)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-05 (00:07:53 - 00:07:53)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-04
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 (12:07:51 - 21:07:51)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 (20:07:52 - 20:07:52)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-04
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-04
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-04
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 (14:07:50 - 14:07:50)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 (01:17:36 - 13:07:48)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-04
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 (07:17:42 - 07:17:42)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-04
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-04 (05:17:44 - 05:17:44)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-04
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-03
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 (22:17:39 - 22:17:39)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 (19:17:33 - 19:17:33)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 (05:17:29 - 18:17:32)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-03
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 (16:17:33 - 16:17:33)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-03
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 (08:17:29 - 08:17:29)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 (06:17:29 - 06:17:29)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-03 (01:17:27 - 04:17:29)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-03
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 (23:17:27 - 23:17:27)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 (20:17:27 - 20:17:27)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2017-02-02 (17:17:25 - 17:17:25)
[+ntl] Welcome to #IRan TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2015-12-08 - 2017-01-11
[+intz] Sava: http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28897 + Western India http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28883 + Mudug http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28898 + Southern India http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28906
2015-12-07 - 2015-12-08
[+ntz] Sava: http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28897 + Western India http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28883 + Mudug http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28898 + Southern India http://suna.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=28906
2015-12-06 - 2015-12-07
[+ntz] test
2015-10-17 - 2015-12-06
[+imntz] 1000G Mu - 700G CO - 500G War
2015-07-14 - 2015-10-17
[+imntz] sss
2015-06-21 - 2015-07-14
[+mntz] sss
2015-06-13 - 2015-06-20
[+mntz] Wlc
2015-06-11 - 2015-06-13
[+mntz] 111 ☫ 111 Welcome to #suna.ir Iran's Official Channel For e-Sim Server ||| CP: Ehsan0097 ||vCP: reza1001 ||MoE: nbbset , khannima ||MoD: littletalks ,hajarian ||MOFA: nekbatjan
2015-05-21 - 2015-06-11
[+mntz] welcome
2015-05-09 - 2015-05-21
[+mntz] =)
2015-04-07 - 2015-05-09
[+mntz] :|
2015-04-04 - 2015-04-07
[+mntz] gift =4.10 food= 2.09 1irr=0.07 1g=14.35
2015-04-01 - 2015-04-04
[+mntz] Iron 6 Weap 11
2015-04-01 (10:01:38 - 15:01:42)
[+mntz] hi
2015-03-27 - 2015-04-01
[+ntz] hi
2015-02-06 - 2015-03-27
[+ntz] Good Bye
2015-02-05 - 2015-02-06
[+ntz] 111 ((I)) 111 Welcome to #suna.ir Iran's Official Channel For e-Sim Server ||| CP: Ehsan0097 ||vCP: SaeeD ||MoE: nbbset - mgin|| MoD: littletalks - Persian_legend (PL) - hajarian || MOFA: SaeeD 111 ((I)) 111
2015-02-05 (16:38:50 - 16:38:50)
[+ntz] 111 ((I)) 111 Welcome to #suna.ir Iran's Official Channel For e-Sim Server ||| CP: ||vCP: ||MoE: || MoD: || MOFA: 111 ((I)) 111
2014-12-22 - 2015-02-05
[+ntz] Welcome to #Iran Iran's Official Channel For e-Sim