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[+n] See the light: Feel the heat.

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2022-08-10 (00:40:19 - 08:40:22)
[+n] See the light: Feel the heat.
2020-11-19 - 2022-08-09
[+n]
2022-07-31 - 2022-08-02
[+n] RIP Lt. Uhura
2022-07-28 - 2022-07-30
[+n] Wish in one hand, shit in the other: see what you have.
2022-07-27 - 2022-07-28
[+n] ToeCutter wants his hand back.
2022-07-25 - 2022-07-27
[+n] Sharp teeth, and POWERFUL jaws!
2022-07-23 - 2022-07-25
[+n] Got a big one wellin' up, lad.
2022-07-21 - 2022-07-23
[+n] One large lump of sheet, they will give to youuu.
2022-07-13 - 2022-07-15
[+n] DISCO SUCKS!
2022-07-13 (05:38:25 - 21:38:28)
[+n] BEEeees! A universal yet individually unique dance.
2020-11-30 - 2022-07-11
[+nt]
2022-06-27 - 2022-06-29
[+n] Impervious armor of reinforced gendite.
2022-06-25 - 2022-06-27
[+n] Looks like things are about to get mostly peaceful.
2022-06-19 - 2022-06-25
[+n] Uh oh, Chongo!
2022-06-05 - 2022-06-13
[+n] GREAT googly moogly!
2022-05-30 (07:35:39 - 21:35:42)
[+n] I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else, does.
2022-05-27 - 2022-05-30
[+n] Life is too short to be an (*).
2022-05-25 - 2022-05-27
[+n] Life is too short to be normal.
2022-05-23 - 2022-05-25
[+n] We didnt have a baby formula shortage before men started getting pregnant.
2022-05-22 - 2022-05-23
[+n] We didnt have a baby formula shortage until men started getting pregnant.
2022-05-22 (09:35:10 - 21:35:12)
[+n] Dear Mr Fantasy, play us a tune.
2022-05-21 - 2022-05-22
[+n] Comforting an old dog, as they stare off into space, and the inevitable ...
2022-05-21 (06:35:06 - 08:35:06)
[+n] Can you see the real me?
2022-05-19 - 2022-05-21
[+n] Fecal - Oral life cycle
2022-05-04 - 2022-05-19
[+n] I support the current thing.
2022-05-13 (04:34:32 - 16:34:34)
[+n] I swear as long as I live, you'll NEVER touch me again (I know, dear)
2022-05-12 - 2022-05-13
[+n] I have a scheme.
2022-05-09 - 2022-05-11
[+n] Titties n' beer.
2022-05-07 (02:34:11 - 22:34:15)
[+n] Look for PRO-gaper brand accessories at your favorite shop.
2021-06-21 - 2022-05-07
[+n] She knows not what she wants, only that she does.
2022-05-05 (01:34:02 - 10:34:02)
[+nt] 4 dead in Ohio
2022-05-05 (00:34:00 - 00:34:00)
[+nt] Kent State
2022-05-04 (05:33:58 - 12:33:58)
[+n] I support the current thing
2022-05-02 - 2022-05-03
[+n] But first I need to know, are you ... experienced?
2022-04-27 (02:33:26 - 19:33:29)
[+n] Everyone I know goes away, in the end.
2022-04-27 (01:33:26 - 01:33:26)
[+n] All my friends go away, in the end.
2022-04-25 - 2022-04-26
[+n] Lament not my passing, but rather cherish the time we had together.
2022-04-25 (01:33:16 - 01:33:16)
[+n] Regret not my passing, rather cherish the time we had together.
2022-04-25 (00:33:17 - 00:33:17)
[+n] In memorium of Poopiter.
2022-04-23 - 2022-04-24
[+n] We're CNN+ and our prounouns are was / were.
2022-04-23 (06:33:09 - 20:33:12)
[+n] Can you see the real me, doctor?
2022-04-22 - 2022-04-23
[+n] Today we not cookin with no wine so we get to drink ... two cup!
2022-04-17 - 2022-04-18
[+n] It's only a lil' bunny, I'll get it.
2022-04-13 - 2022-04-17
[+n] Look mommy, the dog is smiling at me!
2022-04-13 (01:32:26 - 05:32:27)
[+n] Whoa, doooooode!
2022-04-12 (06:32:22 - 20:32:24)
[+n] Dear Mr. Fantasy, play us a tune.
2022-04-11 - 2022-04-12
[+n] Tell me of your home world, Usul.
2022-04-10 - 2022-04-11
[+n] Old Mold is good as gold if it's cold, so I'm told.
2021-10-20 - 2022-04-09
[+n] Everything woke turns to sheet.
2022-03-30 - 2022-04-01
[+n] That's not a noyfe!
2022-03-30 (02:31:16 - 21:31:19)
[+n] Shibbla-bom-bom, baby!
2022-03-26 - 2022-03-30
[+n] The future ain't what it used to be.
2022-03-26 (01:30:55 - 22:30:58)
[+n] New fun size: same great price!
2022-03-23 - 2022-03-26
[+n] Fun size: same great price!
2022-03-21 - 2022-03-22
[+n] Darwin was so right.
2022-03-20 - 2022-03-21
[+n] Now ya do what they told'ya.
2022-03-19 - 2022-03-20
[+n] Now you do what they told'ya.
2022-03-17 - 2022-03-18
[+n] RICHID? -- Now Richid!
2022-03-11 (04:29:37 - 20:29:42)
[+n] It's not a person, but rather a personality.
2022-03-10 (05:29:33 - 09:29:34)
[+n] Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
2022-03-07 - 2022-03-10
[+n] Lately it occurs to me, what a long strange trip it's been.
2022-03-01 - 2022-03-05
[+n] SILENCE! I keel you!
2022-02-28 - 2022-03-01
[+n] Humongous bogs
2022-02-28 (01:28:39 - 19:28:42)
[+n] Hope that the Russians love their children too.
2022-02-25 - 2022-02-28
[+n] Hearts & farts & thoughts ... faaaade away.
2022-02-24 - 2022-02-25
[+n] Not gon' let'em catch the Midnite Jogger ...
2022-02-23 - 2022-02-24
[+n] May the Schwartz be with you!
2022-02-21 - 2022-02-23
[+n] When the president does it, that means it's not illegal.
2022-02-18 - 2022-02-21
[+n] Jesus blows his fuckin' whistle.
2022-02-17 - 2022-02-18
[+n] The 3 symptoms of procrastination. #1: ...
2022-02-14 - 2022-02-17
[+n] What can the Plumbus do? What CAN'T it do!
2022-02-13 - 2022-02-14
[+n] You are now an expanding cloud of subatomic particles.
2022-02-12 - 2022-02-13
[+n] Vetts R swee
2022-02-11 - 2022-02-12
[+n] You sure that's your brother in law JW?
2022-02-09 - 2022-02-11
[+n] Normal is a relative term.
2022-02-05 - 2022-02-08
[+n] She knows not what she wants, only that she does.
2022-01-31 - 2022-02-01
[+n] Look mommy, the dog is smiling at me!
2022-01-30 (00:26:14 - 23:26:17)
[+n] Wee doggie! Jethro's gonna be one of them there kwan-tom fizzy six.
2022-01-29 (23:26:13 - 23:26:13)
[+n] Wee doggie! Jethro's gonna be one of them there kwan-tom fizzy sis'.
2022-01-29 (06:26:09 - 21:26:12)
[+n] My mother said, to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom.
2022-01-29 (01:26:08 - 05:26:09)
[+n] Challenger go for throttleup ...
2022-01-27 - 2022-01-29
[+n] The winds of winter blow to take the old away.
2022-01-25 - 2022-01-27
[+n] When you lay your hands upon me, tell me now how should I feel?
2022-01-23 - 2022-01-25
[+n] Fat, drunk, & stupid is no way to go through life, son.
2022-01-20 - 2022-01-23
[+n] Who's that on the bottom of the pool?
2022-01-20 (01:25:22 - 02:25:22)
[+n] I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away.
2022-01-19 - 2022-01-20
[+n] But we can't be doing this all day ...
2022-01-13 (22:24:53 - 23:24:53)
[+n] White punks on dope!
2022-01-13 (21:24:53 - 21:24:53)
[+n] Pho Que Hahn!
2022-01-12 - 2022-01-13
[+n] Dingo stole my bay beee!
2022-01-02 - 2022-01-07
[+n] and your father smelled of elderberries
2022-01-01 (07:23:50 - 22:23:53)
[+n] Never forget what it was like to be young, you will be a long time old.
2022-01-01 (06:23:50 - 06:23:50)
[+n] Talkin' bout my generation.
2021-12-30 - 2022-01-01
[+n] Don't be such a bay-beee!
2021-12-28 - 2021-12-30
[+n] Gunman briefly regrets shooting at police.
2021-12-26 - 2021-12-28
[+n] "Square meals with a Heiniken, and I'm good to go!"
2021-12-25 - 2021-12-26
[+n] HO HO HO yo momma
2021-12-19 - 2021-12-20
[+n] I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
2021-12-14 - 2021-12-15
[+n] Hey chunk this out.
2021-12-12 - 2021-12-13
[+n] Bigfoot is really just a Wookie.
2021-12-10 - 2021-12-12
[+n] Somebody get this beech a speedball
2021-12-09 - 2021-12-10
[+n] This statement is false.
2021-12-05 - 2021-12-09
[+n] Fairies wear boots, ya gotta believe me ...
2021-12-04 (08:21:24 - 12:21:25)
[+n] facinating.
2021-12-02 - 2021-12-03
[+n] the WIRE!!
2021-11-30 - 2021-12-02
[+n] LETS GO BRANDON!!
2021-11-26 - 2021-11-30
[+n] You can get a cookie too!
2021-11-25 - 2021-11-26
[+n] (50+) VHS XXX tapes for sale. Used, make offer.
2021-11-23 - 2021-11-25
[+n] Everything leads to something; It all starts as 'one'.
2021-05-24 - 2021-11-23
[+n] Something's got the boat!
2021-11-13 - 2021-11-22
[+n] Say pizza to drugs, say no to yes.
2021-11-06 - 2021-11-11
[+n] mussssst ... use .... MY POWERS!!
2021-11-01 - 2021-11-06
[+n] If 2021 was a drink, it'd be a colonoscopy prep.
2021-10-30 - 2021-11-01
[+n] Don't judge a book by it's cover; Go by the glasses.
2021-10-29 - 2021-10-30
[+n] Are you guys up to a toga party?
2021-10-24 - 2021-10-28
[+n] OK Joe, let'em have it.
2021-10-23 - 2021-10-24
[+n] Remember, 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 do.
2021-10-21 - 2021-10-23
[+n] WELL! I never, hmmmmph! THE NERVE!
2021-10-17 (01:17:07 - 08:17:09)
[+n] "Gon' git me a shagun and shoe every widey i seeee ..."
2021-10-15 - 2021-10-17
[+n] SILENCE! You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms!
2021-10-15 (06:16:59 - 06:16:59)
[+n] You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms!
2021-10-05 - 2021-10-14
[+n] Let's go Brandon!
2021-10-14 (03:16:51 - 05:16:52)
[+n] a life more ephemeral than a ghost fart
2021-10-13 - 2021-10-14
[+n] Darmok and Jilad, on the ocean.
2021-10-10 - 2021-10-12
[+n] CRUSHING that leader board!
2021-10-08 - 2021-10-09
[+n] Jane, you ignorant misguided slut!
2021-10-03 - 2021-10-05
[+n] DISCO SUCKS !!
2021-10-02 - 2021-10-03
[+n] IT'S NOT A TOOM-AHHH!
2021-10-02 (00:15:35 - 01:15:35)
[+n] It's MA'AM!
2021-05-10 - 2021-09-30
[+n] I like turtles.
2021-09-28 - 2021-09-30
[+n] reroute main power, reverse polarity, and compensate!
2021-09-27 - 2021-09-28
[+n] mother of all craps wellin up in me body lad
2021-09-27 (06:15:04 - 12:15:06)
[+n] mother of all craps wellin up in me body, lad
2021-09-22 - 2021-09-25
[+n] Nothing settles a dispute quicker than a good cappin'.
2021-09-20 - 2021-09-22
[+n] wualk tha dwog, already!
2021-09-17 (04:44:53 - 05:44:53)
[+n] REEEE LEEEE?
2021-09-13 - 2021-09-16
[+n] You can't trust a fart when you're over 60.
2021-09-12 - 2021-09-13
[+n] Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra.
2021-09-11 - 2021-09-12
[+n] LET'S ROLL!
2021-09-09 - 2021-09-10
[+n] if it weren't for those meddling kids!
2021-09-08 - 2021-09-09
[+n] Like Dooode, that's so totally bogus.
2021-09-07 - 2021-09-08
[+n] Sept 7, a date that will live in infamy.
2021-09-07 (19:44:34 - 19:44:34)
[+n] Sept 7, 1941, a date that will live in infamy.
2021-09-05 - 2021-09-07
[+n] "I have never heard 81 million people be so quiet"
2021-09-03 - 2021-09-05
[+n] Everything woke turns to schitt.
2021-08-30 - 2021-09-03
[+n] "talk like a fog and your shiz all retartet!"
2021-08-30 (03:44:17 - 05:44:15)
[+n] "talk like a fog and your shiz all retartet"
2021-08-28 - 2021-08-30
[+n] It is not the spoon that bends: It is only yourself.
2021-08-27 - 2021-08-28
[+n] UH OH, CHONGO!
2021-08-25 - 2021-08-26
[+n] The world is going to hell and there's little you can do about it.
2021-08-24 - 2021-08-25
[+n] RIP Charlie
2021-08-18 - 2021-08-23
[+n] Do you sometimes ever feel like a small animal?
2021-08-16 - 2021-08-18
[+n] Ain't she a butte?
2021-08-12 (09:43:28 - 13:43:28)
[+n] If you can't be told, you'll have to be shown.
2021-07-27 - 2021-07-28
[+n] Would you prefer a Boomer's past, or a Millenial's future?
2021-07-27 (08:16:45 - 21:16:48)
[+n] Would you prefer a Boomers past, or a Millenials future?
2021-07-21 - 2021-07-27
[+n] Don't blow any chunks dude, 'cuz if I see you hurl, I'm going to spew!
2021-07-17 - 2021-07-19
[+n] You FUCKED IT UP, mannn!
2021-07-15 - 2021-07-17
[+n] Knows not what they want, only that they do.
2021-07-13 - 2021-07-14
[+n] >>>> DISCO SUCKS! <<<<
2021-07-11 (01:15:51 - 05:15:52)
[+n] Now when I talked to GOD I knew he'd understand. He said stick by me I'll be your guiding hand. but don't ask me what I think of you might not give the answer that you want me to.
2021-07-09 - 2021-07-10
[+n] Phased Plasma Rifle - In the 40W range.
2021-07-09 (07:15:46 - 07:15:46)
[+n] AWWwwww! Daeddy, I want one!!
2021-07-05 - 2021-07-07
[+n] IF something doesn't affect you, It's probably none of your business.
2021-01-31 - 2021-07-05
[+n] HE'S DEAD, JIM!
2021-07-02 (05:15:22 - 13:15:24)
[+n] Getting a tude just gonna get you one back.
2021-07-02 (00:15:22 - 04:15:23)
[+n] Edith Keeler must die.
2021-06-30 - 2021-07-01
[+n] DRIVE LIKE HELL! You'll get there quicker.
2021-06-30 (00:15:14 - 06:15:15)
[+n] Raven hair, and ruby lips, sparks fly from her fingertips.
2021-06-28 - 2021-06-29
[+n] Never smile at a monkey.
2021-06-26 (07:15:01 - 19:15:04)
[+n] Human females are far too fragile for a KLINGON!
2021-06-26 (00:15:00 - 06:15:11)
[+n] Look mommy! The dog is smiling at me!
2021-06-23 - 2021-06-24
[+n] Ought not done that here there man!
2021-06-23 (02:14:52 - 06:14:53)
[+n] SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB YOU SNIVELING TWIT!
2021-06-21 - 2021-06-23
[+n] Hearts n' farts n' thoughts ... faaaaade away.
2021-06-19 - 2021-06-21
[+n] Fathers Day is RACIST!
2021-06-18 - 2021-06-19
[+n] Come visit Sofa King. where all furniture prices are Sofa King low!
2021-06-18 (19:14:38 - 21:14:38)
[+n] Come to Sofa King Furniture, where all the prices are Sofa King low!
2021-06-18 (09:14:36 - 18:14:37)
[+n] Come to Sofa King Furniture, where prices are Sofa King low!
2021-06-15 - 2021-06-18
[+n] If we don't get some like really cool rules pronto, all this will be totally bogus.
2021-06-15 (16:14:27 - 21:14:27)
[+n] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!
2021-06-15 (02:14:26 - 15:14:26)
[+n] But we can't be doing this all day!
2021-06-14 - 2021-06-15
[+n] Talkin' on the big white phone.
2021-06-13 (02:14:18 - 16:14:20)
[+n] I be, thus, I is.
2021-06-11 - 2021-06-13
[+n] I be, thus, I is.
2021-06-11 (07:14:13 - 22:14:14)
[+n] I be, therefore, I is.
2021-06-10 (23:14:11 - 23:14:11)
[+n] I be, therefore, I is.
2021-06-10 (06:14:10 - 22:14:11)
[+n] The police are only minutes away when seconds count.
2021-06-09 - 2021-06-10
[+n] You are here.
2021-06-09 (21:14:08 - 21:14:08)
[+n] No matter where you go, there you are.
2021-06-07 - 2021-06-09
[+n] My big glasses make me smart and sexy
2021-06-06 - 2021-06-07
[+n] "Let the other poor bastard die for their country!"
2021-05-30 - 2021-06-06
[+n] SHHHHH!!! (I'm going off the high dive)
2021-05-29 - 2021-05-30
[+n] Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.
2021-05-29 (01:13:30 - 21:13:32)
[+n] BUH WOWA WOWA!!!
2021-05-25 - 2021-05-29
[+n] Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.
2021-05-24 (00:13:15 - 18:13:17)
[+n] Dingo stole my baybee!
2021-05-23 (07:13:13 - 23:13:14)
[+n] Muh muh muh my sharona!
2021-02-07 - 2021-05-23
[+n] SUPER DEE DUPER!!
2021-05-20 - 2021-05-23
[+n] We ain't got no woodpeckers around here, that's just a bird peckin on wood.
2021-05-20 (07:13:04 - 21:13:06)
[+n] Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
2021-05-19 - 2021-05-20
[+n] It's happy. It's fun. It's Happy Fun Ball.
2021-05-17 - 2021-05-18
[+n] A leader without followers is merely a person on a walk, Grasshopper.
2021-05-16 - 2021-05-17
[+n] Why are there no medium rappers? They're either big or lil.
2021-05-16 (19:12:55 - 22:12:55)
[+n] Why are all rappers either big or lil? None are medium.
2021-05-12 - 2021-05-14
[+n] Opening a door for a woman is closing a door for equality.
2021-05-09 - 2021-05-10
[+n] HAPPY DAY TO ALL THE MUZZERS
2021-05-07 - 2021-05-09
[+n] OH the humanity!
2021-05-04 - 2021-05-07
[+n] 4 dead in Ohio
2021-05-04 (04:12:10 - 04:12:10)
[+n] Forgetting Ohio
2021-05-03 - 2021-05-04
[+n] Well, THERE'S your problem, lady!
2021-05-01 - 2021-05-02
[+n] Fairies with boots are dancin with a dwarf, alright now.
2021-04-28 - 2021-05-01
[+n] We're sorry, you call cannot be completed as dialed. Would you plese hang up and try again.
2021-04-27 - 2021-04-28
[+n] YO asphalt
2021-04-27 (06:11:42 - 21:11:45)
[+n] If you can't make it in the private sector, the govt is always hiring.
2021-04-25 - 2021-04-27
[+n] It is by my own will I set my mind in motion ...
2021-04-23 - 2021-04-25
[+n] Dave - I can feel it
2021-04-17 - 2021-04-21
[+n] Human females are too fragile for a Klingon.
2021-04-16 - 2021-04-17
[+n] Please forgive me; This is my first time growing old.
2021-04-16 (02:10:58 - 06:10:59)
[+n] Remember the NIGHTRIDER when you look up in the sky!
2021-04-06 - 2021-04-07
[+n] But first I need to know, are you experienced?
2021-04-04 (02:10:05 - 07:10:05)
[+n] Space ......... tha, FINAL frontier ....
2021-04-03 - 2021-04-04
[+n] Well boys, looks like we got ourselves a convoyyy.
2021-04-03 (01:10:00 - 04:10:00)
[+n] One large lump of sheet we will give to you.
2021-04-02 - 2021-04-03
[+n] ROLL that beautiful bean footage!
2021-03-26 - 2021-03-29
[+n] "Because if you're special you can get a cookie too!"
2021-03-25 - 2021-03-26
[+n] If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Dood. How cool would that be?
2021-03-24 - 2021-03-25
[+n] If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Dood.
2021-03-24 (03:09:16 - 22:09:20)
[+n] Mussssst ... Use ... MY POWERS!!
2021-03-23 - 2021-03-24
[+n] -- Please stand by
2021-03-23 (04:09:12 - 20:09:15)
[+n] Do you find something amusing about the name ..... Biggus Dickus
2021-03-21 - 2021-03-22
[+n] We're sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service.
2021-03-21 (03:09:02 - 21:09:07)
[+n] He's dead, Jim.
2021-03-16 - 2021-03-21
[+n] Do you sometimes ever feel like a small animal?
2021-03-16 (20:08:40 - 20:08:40)
[+n] The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
2021-03-16 (02:08:37 - 19:08:41)
[+n] The Crazy Wahoos
2021-03-11 - 2021-03-12
[+n] A big one wellin' up in my body laddy!
2021-03-11 (08:08:11 - 08:08:11)
[+n] tellhaszippy sharmoot!
2021-03-10 - 2021-03-11
[+n] It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
2021-03-09 - 2021-03-10
[+n] Here chunk this out
2021-03-06 - 2021-03-09
[+n] The alphabet doesn't need to be in order.
2021-03-05 - 2021-03-06
[+n] A kettle on the boil is so easily drawn away.
2021-03-03 - 2021-03-05
[+n] We're sorry, you call cannot be completed as dialed. Would you plese hang up and try again.
2021-03-03 (06:07:26 - 07:07:28)
[+n] Time is of the essence: We must travel by land.
2021-03-02 - 2021-03-03
[+n] That was, kewl.
2021-02-27 - 2021-03-02
[+n] Open the pod bay doors HAL
2021-02-26 (07:07:02 - 09:07:01)
[+n] Ah dingo stole my bay beee!
2021-02-25 - 2021-02-26
[+n] Enjoy being young: You will be a long time old.
2021-02-21 - 2021-02-24
[+n] Buh-bwighe sonny boy!
2021-02-17 - 2021-02-19
[+n] RIP Rush
2021-02-17 (22:06:12 - 22:06:12)
[+n] Woulk theh dooog!
2021-02-17 (05:06:09 - 21:06:13)
[+n] Good loyd already!
2021-02-17 (00:06:07 - 04:06:08)
[+n] I wasn't looking at his neck!
2021-02-16 (06:06:02 - 23:06:07)
[+n] You see, these creatures are harmless! [wrong]
2021-02-15 - 2021-02-16
[+n] It is pointless to worry about matters to which you have no control.
2021-02-14 - 2021-02-15
[+n] Fire trucks are actually water trucks.
2021-02-14 (01:05:49 - 10:05:51)
[+n] NOBODY MOVE! Or you know who gets it.
2021-02-13 - 2021-02-14
[+n] Bud Goode is Mr. Big.
2021-02-12 - 2021-02-13
[+n] Truinidanashinadadeprezure !!
2021-02-10 - 2021-02-12
[+n] Umgowa
2021-02-09 (09:05:23 - 17:05:25)
[+n] Brakes are for wimps!
2021-02-07 (01:05:10 - 02:05:11)
[+n] SUPER DEE DUPER!
2021-02-04 - 2021-02-07
[+n] "You sure that's your brother in law J.D.?"
2021-02-03 - 2021-02-04
[+n] You know that it's bad when there's worms in the sand that POP out, and eat you.
2021-02-02 (07:04:41 - 22:04:46)
[+n] Hoppin, boppin, & poppin!
2021-01-29 - 2021-01-31
[+n] How can you have any pudding if you don't EAT YOUR MEAT?
2021-01-27 - 2021-01-28
[+nt] 'Chinavirus' is officially verbotene Rede.
2021-01-26 (05:03:53 - 14:03:56)
[+n] The olde hag on the hill that sucks zits.
2021-01-23 - 2021-01-24
[+n] RIP Larry King
2021-01-23 (03:03:32 - 19:03:36)
[+n] RIP Hank Aaron
2021-01-22 - 2021-01-23
[+n] Now it is time to heel.
2020-12-17 - 2020-12-20
[+n] MOMMY! The dog is smiling at me!
2020-12-16 - 2020-12-17
[+n] MOMMY! Santa has a boner in his lap!
2020-12-14 - 2020-12-16
[+n] I'd kik his ass, if I could get dugup!
2020-12-13 - 2020-12-14
[+n] Buhdoosh bhdat!
2020-12-09 (05:16:42 - 09:16:44)
[+n] Mommy! Santa had a boner.
2020-12-04 - 2020-12-05
[+n] DON'T TOUCH ME!! I'll turn into orange juice.
2020-12-04 (07:16:06 - 19:16:10)
[+n] DON'T TOUCH ME! I'll turn into orange juice.
2020-12-02 - 2020-12-03
[+n] The fecal - oral life cycle!
2020-11-29 - 2020-11-30
[+n] I survived the Cuban Missile Crisis (think about it, so did you).
2020-11-27 - 2020-11-29
[+n] BEEEEeeeeeees!! [flailing movements]
2020-11-25 - 2020-11-27
[+n] For Sale: 1 box of used XXX tapes, make offer.
2020-11-23 - 2020-11-25
[+n] every day above the grass is a good one.
2020-11-22 - 2020-11-23
[+n] Consider every day you have above the grass a good one.
2020-11-21 - 2020-11-22
[+n] Stand down, and stand ready.
2020-11-17 - 2020-11-19
[+n] If the American people would just turn their head for a moment, we could get this election over with.
2020-11-16 - 2020-11-17
[+n] Those who can, do. Those who cannot, simulate.
2020-11-11 - 2020-11-16
[+n] "Police hire gang bangers to shoot suspects, then nobody will care."
2020-11-11 (04:13:10 - 07:13:11)
[+n] "Police hire gang bangers to shoot suspects so nobody will care."
2020-11-10 - 2020-11-11
[+n] Fill out the top sheet as quickly as possible or you will be elim-in-ated!
2020-11-09 - 2020-11-10
[+n] 1990: the Information Age 2020: the Misinformation Age
2020-11-09 (03:12:55 - 05:12:55)
[+n] > > > > Lance Armstrong was declared winner also, once upon a time. < < < <
2020-11-08 - 2020-11-09
[+n] Women do not care for a man that has hairpiece.
2020-11-05 - 2020-11-08
[+n] It is not the person who votes that counts, it's the person that counts the votes.