2024-04-13 - 2024-05-06 |
topic was empty so i set it to random "I wish you to be in a good mood." |
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2015-03-09 - 2024-04-13 |
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2023-11-11 - 2024-04-13 |
topic |
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2022-10-05 - 2022-12-06 |
Welcome to #English : TETTEN & HORSECUM |
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2022-07-07 - 2022-10-05 |
Welcome to #English : TETTEN |
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2015-05-17 - 2022-07-07 |
Welcome to #english |
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2022-04-06 (07:32:22 - 16:32:24) |
Happy 2023 Chan set to +m due to spam > you will be autovoiced, just be patient |
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2022-01-06 - 2022-04-06 |
Happy 2023 |
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2021-09-02 - 2022-01-06 |
Gif is pronounced with a ‘g’ as in gorgeous Bawtz killed due to constant probing attempts. |
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2017-05-22 - 2017-05-28 |
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2017-04-12 - 2017-05-22 |
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2017-03-30 - 2017-04-12 |
The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece. |
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2017-03-29 - 2017-03-30 |
I don't set topics. |
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2017-03-27 - 2017-03-29 |
YOU DORK OF THE PUSSY |
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2017-03-15 - 2017-03-27 |
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2017-03-10 - 2017-03-15 |
Masturbation. |
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2017-03-10 (11:03:18 - 14:04:37) |
Happy International Bagpipe Day! |
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2017-03-08 - 2017-03-10 |
Happy wimmins day! May your wimmins be plentiful and such. |
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2017-02-18 - 2017-03-08 |
Quote bot's back - !q to get a random quote, !q <words> [<num>] to search for stuff, !q -id <num> to get a specific one. |
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2017-02-13 - 2017-02-18 |
< ^Khelben^> so it was good to have water stored in the house so you could wash your genitals |
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2017-02-11 - 2017-02-13 |
Happy fucking b-day to andypipkin |
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2017-02-03 - 2017-02-10 |
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start. Happy b-day to cmdr_sm. |
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2017-01-26 - 2017-02-03 |
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start. |
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2017-01-25 - 2017-01-26 |
ALTERNATIVE FACTS |
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2017-01-21 - 2017-01-25 |
wat |
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2017-01-20 - 2017-01-21 |
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2017-01-20 (16:15:48 - 21:15:56) |
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2017-01-20 (14:15:47 - 15:15:55) |
GERMANS suck my dick |
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2017-01-19 - 2017-01-20 |
Death camps were GERMAN and were established by GERMANS not "nazis". The are no such nation as "nazis". Period. |
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2017-01-17 - 2017-01-19 |
No congrats anymore, [Dille], ur still a huge old fag |
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2017-01-17 (08:15:22 - 21:15:33) |
No congrats anymore, [Dille], ur still an* old fag |
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2017-01-15 - 2017-01-17 |
No congrats anymore, [Dille], ur still a old fag |
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2017-01-14 - 2017-01-15 |
Congrats [Dille], ur a old fag now |
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2017-01-10 - 2017-01-14 |
Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle we form a mighty faggot |
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2017-01-01 - 2017-01-10 |
As finishing touch, God invented big fat sweaty balls |
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2016-12-30 - 2017-01-01 |
As finishing touch, God invented boobs |
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2016-12-28 - 2016-12-30 |
As finishing touch, God created the Dutch |
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2016-12-25 - 2016-12-28 |
Insert Penis Here! ({}) <- |
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2016-12-16 - 2016-12-25 |
Insert Penis Here! ({}) |
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2016-12-16 (12:11:33 - 13:11:32) |
Insert Witty Remark Here! |
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2016-12-15 - 2016-12-16 |
;-) |
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2016-12-15 (12:11:32 - 14:11:25) |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] Hey Mickey |
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2016-12-12 - 2016-12-15 |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] Congrats Mickey! :) |
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2016-12-05 - 2016-12-12 |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] DO NOT MANUALLY OP PEOPLE BECAUSE OF NICKFAKING BOTS |
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2016-11-25 - 2016-12-05 |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] Atheism is a non-prophet organisation the shinobi process forked a child process! |
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2016-11-24 - 2016-11-25 |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] Atheism is a non-prophet organisation |
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2016-11-24 (13:08:59 - 13:08:59) |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] Everyone is welcome :) also ppl from #worldchat, but not those from Mexico. And Russians, because fuck Russians. |
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2016-11-24 (12:08:59 - 12:08:59) |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] Everyone is welcome :) also ppl from #worldchat, but not those from Mexico |
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2016-11-20 - 2016-11-24 |
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump] Everyone is welcome :) also ppl from #worldchat |
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2016-11-19 - 2016-11-20 |
All refugees from #worldchat are welcome. @All Ops: set a pass on [trump] ballen |
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2016-11-19 (09:08:26 - 18:08:37) |
All refugees from #worldchat are welcome. @All Ops: set a pass on [trump] |
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2016-11-17 - 2016-11-19 |
All refugees from #worldchat are welcome. |
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2016-11-17 (09:08:21 - 20:08:24) |
All ops: Please set a pass on [trump] or [wilders] and use these in the future to ops yourself (and others) (/msg [Trump] pass <yourpass> and /msg [Trump] op <yourpass>) |
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2016-11-17 (15:08:15 - 17:08:15) |
All ops: Please set a pass on [trump] or [wilders] and use these in the future to ops yourself (and others) (/msg [Trump] pass <yourpass> and /msg [Trump] op < |
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2016-11-14 - 2016-11-17 |
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2016-11-14 (11:08:02 - 18:07:55) |
HORSE CULTURE |
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2016-11-12 - 2016-11-14 |
Neuken in de keuken |
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2016-11-11 - 2016-11-12 |
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2016-11-10 - 2016-11-11 |
Life isn't just about throwing feces and/or horse cum |
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2016-11-09 - 2016-11-10 |
Life isn't just about throwing feces |
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2016-11-04 - 2016-11-09 |
I was abducted by aliens, they took me to their mothership disguised as a ford transit and gave me an anal probe |
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2016-11-02 - 2016-11-04 |
Trespassers will be prostituted Ciao a tutti, motherfuckers |
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2016-10-29 - 2016-11-02 |
Trespassers will be prostituted |
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2016-10-20 - 2016-10-29 |
< Laagje_> playing with this new command in irssi, called /disco -!- shinobi [sbd@not.hs.vc] has quit ["leaving"] |
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2016-10-19 - 2016-10-20 |
Marsepein (pepernoten pepernoten pepernoten PEPERNOTEN!) |
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2016-10-15 - 2016-10-19 |
WTF cmdr Eat more lard |
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2016-10-14 - 2016-10-15 |
WTF cmdr |
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2016-10-14 (10:17:00 - 12:16:52) |
Neuken? in de keuken |
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2016-10-13 - 2016-10-14 |
Today is No Bra Day. Show us yer tits. |
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2016-10-12 - 2016-10-13 |
fucking mousepad |
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2016-10-11 - 2016-10-12 |
Available in all sizes, except the one you need |
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2016-10-07 - 2016-10-11 |
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wench Happy shinobis bday yesterday |
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2016-10-06 - 2016-10-07 |
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wench Happy 6102016 |
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2016-10-05 - 2016-10-06 |
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wench |
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2016-10-02 - 2016-10-05 |
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wrench |
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2016-10-02 (01:15:38 - 13:15:43) |
:) :ÞC===8 |
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2016-10-02 (00:15:40 - 00:15:40) |
:) :Þ |
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2016-10-01 (23:15:38 - 23:15:38) |
:) |
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2016-09-08 - 2016-10-01 |
We are the Cyber seMen, your biological and cultural juices will adapt to service us I can see Uranus from my house |
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2016-09-06 - 2016-09-08 |
We are the Cyber seMen, your biological and cultural distinctiveness will adapt to service us I can see Uranus from my house |
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2016-08-31 - 2016-09-06 |
We're whaling on the moon We are the Cyber seMen, your biological and cultural distinctiveness will adapt to service us |
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2016-08-31 (01:07:22 - 01:07:22) |
We're whaling on the moon |
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2016-08-29 - 2016-08-31 |
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2016-08-20 - 2016-08-29 |
We're gonna make #english great again through penetration! |
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2016-08-19 - 2016-08-20 |
We're gonna make #english great again! |
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2016-08-15 - 2016-08-19 |
Congrats [dille] with ur new mother in law - fuuuu |
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2016-08-12 - 2016-08-15 |
Congrats [dille] with ur new mother in law |
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2016-08-09 - 2016-08-12 |
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! 63 earths can fit inside uranus xix shaves balls (for free?) |
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2016-08-05 - 2016-08-09 |
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! 63 earths can fit inside uranus |
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2016-08-03 - 2016-08-05 |
63 earths can fit inside uranus |
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2016-05-28 - 2016-08-03 |
We were in the jungle, there were too many of us, we had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little we went insane" |
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2016-05-27 - 2016-05-28 |
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2016-05-24 - 2016-05-27 |
Just Aids |
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2016-05-19 - 2016-05-24 |
Happy penisbirthday crome :* <3 Oh my god! it's full of dildos! |
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2016-05-19 (09:43:16 - 21:43:21) |
Happy penisbirthday crome :* <3 |
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2016-05-18 - 2016-05-19 |
Get to the chopper! |
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2016-05-11 - 2016-05-18 |
Where were we when we were wearing warring warewolves? |
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2016-05-08 - 2016-05-11 |
Joy fills her heart like a silent but deadly fart fills a room with no windows |
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2016-05-05 - 2016-05-08 |
All hail our overlord Zool! May the 5th be with you |
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2016-05-04 - 2016-05-05 |
All hail our overlord Zool! May the 4th be with you |
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2016-05-01 - 2016-05-04 |
Long Weekend WOO! All hail our overlord Zool! |
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2016-05-01 (07:59:53 - 22:00:09) |
Long Weekend WOO! |
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2016-04-25 - 2016-05-01 |
The media will likely put a bad spin on this, just like that time we killed that guy chanops: !help for basic commands for bot-related problems /msg rud0lf or plasma |
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2016-04-25 - 2016-05-01 |
The media will likely put a bad spin on this, just like that time we killed that guy chanops: !help for basic commands for bot-related problems /msg rud0lf |
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2016-04-19 - 2016-04-25 |
Dildos can't melt steel beams chanops: !help for basic commands for bot-related problems /msg rud0lf or plasma |
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2016-04-19 (18:58:52 - 21:58:44) |
Dildos can't melt steel beams !help for basic commands for bot problems /msg rud0lf or plasma |
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2016-04-18 - 2016-04-19 |
Dildos can't melt steel beams |
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2016-04-17 - 2016-04-18 |
Commando pest irradication - we kill everything on sight, so you feel safe |
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2016-04-12 - 2016-04-17 |
Chernobyl was an inside job - nuclear reactor fuel can't melt steel beams |
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2016-04-10 - 2016-04-12 |
We are bonk, you will be ass-stimulated. Resistance will only make it hurt more, use of lubricant is futile |
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2016-04-10 (12:57:51 - 19:58:04) |
We are bonk, you will be ass-stimulated. Resistance will only make it hurt more |
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2016-04-08 - 2016-04-10 |
I'm not sure if I was flying by the seat of my pants, but the skidmarks certainly point towards me landing by them |
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2016-04-07 (20:57:50 - 23:57:44) |
Dating is a lot like fishing - some you catch, some get away, and some you wish you hadn't stuck your penis into |
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2016-03-28 - 2016-04-07 |
Smells like sushi |
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2016-03-26 - 2016-03-28 |
Welcome to Potato Kebab Land! |
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2016-03-19 - 2016-03-25 |
Welcome Lacey! enjoy your stay |
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2016-02-29 - 2016-03-19 |
This is my swamp |
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2016-02-26 - 2016-02-29 |
#english loves equality! |
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2016-02-20 - 2016-02-26 |
#english loves homosexuals |
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2016-02-18 - 2016-02-20 |
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go, and you just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low, go ask alice - who the fuck is alice? |
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2016-02-13 - 2016-02-18 |
Wonderi got old! :) congrats |
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2016-02-08 - 2016-02-13 |
RIP Eddy Wally |
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2016-02-03 - 2016-02-08 |
Welcome to #faplish, twinned with penisville ... Oh Look! I'ts cmdr_sm's Birthday! :D Happy Bday :* |
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2016-01-26 - 2016-02-02 |
Welcome to #faplish, twinned with penisville |
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2016-01-21 - 2016-01-26 |
Welcome to #faplish |
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2016-01-20 - 2016-01-21 |
Welcome to #huglish |
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2016-01-18 - 2016-01-20 |
No drug dealer I have ever encountered has offered me a "First one's free to get you hooked" deal, like my school told me would happen as a kid |
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2016-01-15 - 2016-01-18 |
I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain this to you |
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2016-01-11 - 2016-01-15 |
RIP David Bowie |
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2016-01-06 - 2016-01-11 |
Doctor Sam Becket, theorising that one could timetravel within his own lifetime, stepped into the quantum leap accelerator and farted |
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2016-01-06 (03:35:47 - 11:36:04) |
Doctor Sam Becket, theorising that one could timetravel within his own lifetime, stepped into the quantum leap accelerator and disintegrated - he was wrong |
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2016-01-04 - 2016-01-06 |
Tea, Earl Gray, luke warm, genital herpes |
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2016-01-04 (03:35:35 - 19:35:46) |
Tea, Earl Gray, luke warm |
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2016-01-03 - 2016-01-04 |
yo |
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2016-01-01 - 2016-01-03 |
HERPES 2016 |
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2015-12-25 - 2016-01-01 |
If you need us, contact the mayors office. He has a special signal, it's in the shape of a giant cock |
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2015-12-24 - 2015-12-25 |
Merry Christmas bastards |
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2015-12-13 - 2015-12-24 |
RIP Bijoux. You will be missed. :**** to a beautiful woman... |
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2015-12-10 - 2015-12-13 |
RIP Bijoux. You will be missed. |
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2015-12-08 - 2015-12-10 |
Happy Birthday Finland! U bring potato? |
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2015-12-06 - 2015-12-08 |
Happy Birthday Finland! |
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2015-11-30 - 2015-12-06 |
not a single fuck will be given today http://tinyurl.com/p6s2hov |
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2015-11-30 (10:10:17 - 14:10:22) |
Wiggle Wiggle Fruit Salad Hot Potato! |
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2015-11-27 - 2015-11-30 |
omnomnomnomnomnomnom KOALAMAN! |
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2015-11-15 - 2015-11-27 |
Russian lesbian dollybirds |
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2015-11-08 - 2015-11-15 |
I once walked into a room full of men masturbating; I didn't stop |
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2015-11-06 - 2015-11-08 |
<dang`r`us> cuntsex is the best sex |
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2015-10-27 - 2015-11-06 |
This topic has got teh aids |
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2015-10-24 - 2015-10-27 |
Look at my cock, my cock is amazing, give it a lick "hmm it tastes just like stilton", have a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane, and then it turns back again when you tug on my winky |
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2015-10-24 (22:06:42 - 22:06:42) |
Look at my cock, my cock is amazing, give it a lick "hmm it tastes just like raisins", have a stroke of its mane and then it turns back again when you tug on its winky |
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2015-09-26 - 2015-10-24 |
To reach true peace and understanding we must love each and every one of Gods creatures, except wasps - because fuck wasps |
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2015-09-24 - 2015-09-26 |
Think less, stupid more - Volkswagen |
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2015-09-22 - 2015-09-24 |
Think less, stupid more - Volkswagon |
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2015-09-20 - 2015-09-22 |
Think less, stupid more |
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2015-09-12 - 2015-09-20 |
Shoot for the moon. Even if you don't make it, you'll be amongst the stars (suffocating) |
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2015-09-01 - 2015-09-12 |
[21:40] <benjaminony> Not interested in dirty talk with someone like shinobi so, bye. |
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2015-08-30 - 2015-08-31 |
Welcome to #english. Where everything you think, do, and say, is in the pill you took today |
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2015-08-21 - 2015-08-29 |
Welcome to #english. If you frequently loose your keys, attach a lego brick to your keyring and make a habit of walking around barefoot |
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2015-08-19 - 2015-08-21 |
Welcome to #english. Todays factoid: If you removed all the veins, arteries & capillaries in your body and laid them end to end, you will die |
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2015-08-14 - 2015-08-19 |
Welcome to #english, home of the monobrow |
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2015-08-13 - 2015-08-14 |
Dont forget your fap membercard - 10% off on various items including #english buttplug |
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2015-08-10 - 2015-08-12 |
I recently laid my Penis on a map.. turns out it's 100km long! Penis uomo senza baffi |
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2015-08-09 - 2015-08-10 |
I recently laid my Penis on a map.. turns out it's 100km long! |
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2015-08-08 - 2015-08-09 |
A recent scientific study shows that bananas are healthier for you than crystal meth |
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2015-08-05 - 2015-08-08 |
<^Khelben^> an anus could be considered a gas station |
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2015-08-05 (16:14:14 - 16:14:14) |
Someone change the topic |
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2015-08-04 - 2015-08-05 |
^Khelben^ is back from the gayfest, and was probably beating men off all weekend... er, I mean beating them off with a stick |
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2015-08-01 - 2015-08-04 |
^Khelben^ is off to the gayfest, and will probably be beating men off all weekend... er, I mean beating them off with a stick |
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2015-07-31 - 2015-08-01 |
not khelbens bday anymore. send him beer anyway |
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2015-07-30 (03:13:46 - 22:13:18) |
Enjoying mid-wank beer Send Khelben beer, it's his birthday and he's wearing his birthday suit |
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2015-07-30 (00:13:10 - 00:13:10) |
Enjoying mid-wank beer Send Khelben beer, it's his birthday |
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2015-07-28 - 2015-07-29 |
Enjoying mid-wank beer |
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2015-07-26 - 2015-07-28 |
Watch out for random tardis insertion |
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2015-07-23 - 2015-07-26 |
Keep your tardis in your pants pls. |
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2015-07-17 - 2015-07-23 |
[06:42] * wowaname is now legal! happy 18 [AME] |
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2015-07-15 - 2015-07-17 |
Welcome to #english where nobody has got a glue |
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2015-07-02 - 2015-07-15 |
Welcome to #english where nobody has got a clue |
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2015-06-29 - 2015-07-02 |
All hail hypnochoad Jesus is coming, swallow |
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2015-06-27 - 2015-06-29 |
All hail hypnochoad Does a mermaids vagina smell of fish? |
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2015-06-26 - 2015-06-27 |
All hail hypnochoad |
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2015-06-22 - 2015-06-26 |
You can never tell, just by looking at it, what something is going to feel like until it actually goes in your butt |
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2015-06-21 (21:09:25 - 23:09:40) |
that's probably ghonorea. It came! (from another galaxy!) |
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2015-06-21 (17:09:26 - 20:09:27) |
It came! (from another galaxy!) |
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2015-06-21 (09:09:26 - 12:09:25) |
It came from another galaxy! |
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2015-06-20 - 2015-06-21 |
It came from Uranus |
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2015-06-17 - 2015-06-20 |
A charge through the minefield under cover of daylight, it will be the last thing they're expecting |
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2015-06-13 - 2015-06-17 |
Welcome to hooters |
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2015-06-12 - 2015-06-13 |
Ciao a tutti frutti di mare |
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2015-06-09 - 2015-06-12 |
Heute abend : Lemonjesusparty |
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2015-06-09 (18:27:01 - 18:27:01) |
Heute abend : Razzia |
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2015-06-06 - 2015-06-09 |
Heute abend : Leopardy |
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2015-06-03 - 2015-06-06 |
Heute abend : Lemonparty |
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2015-06-03 (20:31:51 - 20:31:51) |
All frozen nipples |
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2015-06-02 - 2015-06-03 |
All frozen! |
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2015-06-02 (19:31:48 - 19:31:48) |
All nekkid |
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2015-06-01 - 2015-06-02 |
SnuggleKoala is NOT nekkid, Khelben is |
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2015-06-01 (15:31:40 - 15:31:40) |
SnuggleKoala is NOT nekkid |
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2015-05-30 - 2015-05-31 |
SnuggleKoala is |
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2015-05-26 - 2015-05-30 |
SnuggleKoala is a snuggle smuggler |
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2015-05-21 - 2015-05-26 |
Welcome to English : Nibbles Likes Antique Furniture Porn.. that is all |
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2015-05-20 - 2015-05-21 |
Welcome to #english Happy Birthday Crome! :* :* |
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2015-05-19 - 2015-05-20 |
Welcome to #english Happy Birthday Crome! :* |
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2015-05-12 - 2015-05-16 |
Welcome to teh #english.. Nudists welcome un homo senza baffi |
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2015-05-04 - 2015-05-12 |
Welcome to teh #english.. Nudists welcome |
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2015-05-01 - 2015-05-04 |
Welcome to teh #english.. tres welcome |
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2015-04-24 - 2015-04-30 |
Welcome to teh #english... YES YES YES YES! |
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2015-04-20 - 2015-04-24 |
Welcome to #english... YES YES YES YES! |
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2015-04-19 - 2015-04-20 |
Welcome to #english... yes |
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2015-03-12 - 2015-04-17 |
Welcome to #english... We don't really speak english |