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Last updated:2022-09-30 00:43:45
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[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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2022-02-27 - 2022-09-30
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
2022-01-17 - 2022-09-29
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2022-02-03 - 2022-09-28
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
2022-04-12 - 2022-09-27
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
2022-04-30 - 2022-09-26
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
2021-10-11 - 2022-09-25
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - All these squares make a circle.
2021-05-23 - 2022-09-24
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
2022-04-10 - 2022-09-23
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
2021-12-29 - 2022-09-21
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
2022-03-28 - 2022-09-20
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.
2021-07-07 - 2022-09-19
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
2022-03-19 - 2022-09-18
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
2021-04-15 - 2022-09-17
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.
2021-10-04 - 2022-09-16
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
2022-01-14 - 2022-09-15
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
2021-04-20 - 2022-09-11
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
2021-07-06 - 2022-09-10
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.
2022-01-13 - 2022-09-09
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast.
2021-09-29 - 2022-09-07
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
2022-01-15 - 2022-09-06
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
2022-02-02 - 2022-09-05
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
2021-04-21 - 2022-09-04
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
2021-08-28 - 2022-09-02
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
2021-04-21 - 2022-09-01
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
2022-01-03 - 2022-08-31
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
2021-10-18 - 2022-08-29
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.
2021-09-26 - 2022-08-26
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
2022-01-09 - 2022-08-23
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
2022-01-30 - 2022-08-20
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
2022-02-05 - 2022-08-19
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.
2021-12-21 - 2022-08-13
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
2022-03-07 - 2022-08-12
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
2022-02-18 - 2022-08-10
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
2021-04-19 - 2022-07-30
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
2022-01-05 - 2022-07-28
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - ‘Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’ ‘Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.’
2021-12-31 - 2022-07-26
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.
2021-10-12 - 2022-07-20
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
2021-04-16 - 2022-07-15
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
2021-05-12 - 2022-07-09
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
2021-10-04 - 2022-07-08
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ass.
2021-12-30 - 2022-06-29
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
2021-09-30 - 2022-06-24
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.
2022-03-29 - 2022-06-20
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’
2021-04-17 - 2022-06-15
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
2021-12-28 - 2022-06-10
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
2021-10-01 - 2022-06-04
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
2021-12-26 - 2022-05-29
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
2022-01-11 - 2022-05-27
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
2021-07-11 - 2022-05-09
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
2021-04-18 - 2022-04-24
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
2020-03-16 - 2021-04-15
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby - Open Chat <Consilio et Armis>
2021-01-26 - 2021-01-27
Main Lobby - Open Chat <Consilio et Armis>
2018-10-24 - 2020-03-16
[+CPSTnrt] Do animals talk in this dimension, cause, I don't wanna freak him out.
2018-10-27 - 2018-10-28
[+CMPSTdnrt 2] Do animals talk in this dimension, cause, I don't wanna freak him out.
2018-10-27 (01:01:58 - 19:02:04)
[+CMPSTnrt] Do animals talk in this dimension, cause, I don't wanna freak him out.
2018-10-07 - 2018-10-23
[+CPSTnrt] The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
2018-09-21 - 2018-10-07
[+CPSTVnrt] The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
2018-09-12 - 2018-09-21
[+CPSTVnrt] A turtle made it to the water!
2017-08-13 - 2018-09-11
[+CPSTVnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders.
2018-07-24 (23:42:31 - 23:42:31)
[+CMNPRSTVnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders.
2017-08-15 - 2017-12-02
[+BCPSTVnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders.
2017-03-08 - 2017-08-13
[+CPSTnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders.
2017-01-31 - 2017-03-08
[+CPSTnrt] I can show you the world. Shinning, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, when did you last let your heart decide?
2015-05-20 - 2015-12-09
[+CPSTnrt] It's funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they're the lights on top of the car flashing behind you.
2015-04-30 - 2015-05-20
[+CPSTnrt] I have a dream that one day this channel will be used for more than what it is.
2014-12-22 - 2015-04-30
[+CPSTnrt] Chris Brown cheated on Rihanna with a waitress. Rihanna said she knew something was up when he came home with another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.