|2017-11-08 - 2017-11-25|
Was solo singing on my own, now I can't find the key without you
|2017-11-06 - 2017-11-08|
Happy Birthday labyrinth!
|2014-12-23 - 2017-11-06|
|2017-10-20 - 2017-11-05|
I didn't know I was starving til I tasted you
|2017-10-20 (20:30:46 - 20:30:46)|
I want to be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it
|2017-06-03 - 2017-08-06|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: "of all the lies I've heard, "I love you" was my favorite
|2017-05-18 - 2017-06-03|
off all the lies I've heard, " I love you" was my favorite
|2017-05-05 - 2017-05-18|
Guys that are grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. Im sure their mother was praying to get theirs but got them instead. Tragic
|2017-03-16 - 2017-03-22|
Well hello there,you self centered, narcissistic douche canoe. How can I help the world revolve around you today?
|2017-03-10 - 2017-03-13|
the only thing worse than a bitchy woman... is a bitchy man.
|2017-02-24 - 2017-02-28|
today you ignore me because I'm potato. One day I'll be French fries and you'll crave for me
|2017-02-18 - 2017-02-24|
chase you? Bitch please, I don't even chase my liquor
|2017-02-08 - 2017-02-18|
which one's easier? Letting go, moving on or starting over?
|2017-02-05 - 2017-02-08|
Don't cry because it's over; smile because that asshole is finally someone else's problem
|2017-02-04 - 2017-02-05|
Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday dear sysfail.. Happy birthday to me!! <3
|2017-01-28 - 2017-02-04|
happy alentines ay! For those who wont be getting the D or V on February 14 =)
|2017-01-17 - 2017-01-28|
Do not read the next sentence.... You little rebel!!! I like you.
|2017-01-05 - 2017-01-17|
is the S or C silent in "scent" ?
|2016-11-20 - 2017-01-05|
if Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, what does Colgate sensitive do?.. it kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings. :D
|2016-11-07 - 2016-11-20|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: Everyone wish cheshire (other nicks AtomicKitten) Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|2016-09-26 - 2016-10-14|
Don't let people treat you like cigarette,they only use you when they're bored and step on you when they're done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
|2016-07-13 - 2016-09-26|
Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better... those people are called bartenders .
|2016-05-31 - 2016-07-13|
you're like the first piece of bread, everybody touches you but nobody wants you
|2016-05-28 - 2016-05-31|
I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me
|2016-05-12 - 2016-05-28|
that awesome moment when you find extra fries in the bottom of the bag
|2016-04-26 - 2016-05-12|
what's worse, looking jealous or looking crazy?
|2016-04-22 - 2016-04-26|
don't tell me what was said about me.. Tell me why were they so comfortable to say it to you
|2016-04-13 - 2016-04-21|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: No tears in the club, Cause we gon get it poppin tonight, More drinks pour it up, Cause we gon get it poppin
|2016-04-11 - 2016-04-13|
if I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level
|2016-03-22 - 2016-04-10|
In reality all girls are crazy, so you just better pick your favorite type.
|2016-02-04 - 2016-03-15|
Sometimes i sit quietly and wonder why i am not in a mental asylum. Then i take a good look around at everyone and realize..Maybe I Am.
|2015-11-11 - 2016-01-03|
hoes be worried about teh size of the d!ck but their coochie deeper than poetry
|2015-11-07 - 2015-11-11|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: Happy Birithday labyrinth/escherian/brat/cheshire/queenie
|2015-10-12 - 2015-10-19|
hating people takes too much energy. i just pretend they are dead.
|2015-10-09 - 2015-10-12|
life is better when you're drunk
|2015-09-21 - 2015-09-30|
what would pinocchio's nose do if he declared, "my nose is about to grow" ?
|2015-07-13 - 2015-09-20|
i want someone to look at me the same way that i look at bacon
|2015-06-27 - 2015-07-13|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: maskedlua is on his way ...
|2015-06-24 - 2015-06-27|
some people accidentally walk on your feet and apologize while others walk all over your heart and dont even realize
|2015-05-25 - 2015-06-12|
If u left without a reason, don't come back with an excuse
|2015-05-21 - 2015-05-25|
my boss told me i should dress for the job i want. what does a stay-at-home billionaire wear?
|2015-05-21 (08:23:48 - 17:23:50)|
happy birthday WhoAmI :*
|2015-05-14 - 2015-05-21|
i hate when im singing a song and someone corrects me.. im like, bitch what if i was freestyling?
|2015-05-11 - 2015-05-14|
have u hugged an idiot today? me neither, come here
|2015-05-05 - 2015-05-11|
that awkward moment when im drunk and you're still ugly
|2015-05-03 - 2015-05-05|
...i thought i won the fight. he didnt do anything.."
|2015-05-01 - 2015-05-03|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: if a turtle leaves its shell, is he naked or homeless
|2015-04-26 - 2015-05-01|
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
|2015-04-21 - 2015-04-26|
Beer...Now theres a temporary solution
|2015-04-20 - 2015-04-21|
Roses are red, that much is true but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
|2015-04-15 - 2015-04-20|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: if you can't take the heat , don't tickle the dragon
|2015-04-13 - 2015-04-15|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: MrWonderful is a fun urgent bot hater
|2015-04-07 - 2015-04-13|
Pienso en ti todo el tiempo
|2015-04-06 - 2015-04-07|
im not sayin she's a slut, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport
|2015-04-05 - 2015-04-06|
#starbucks como un burro
|2015-03-21 - 2015-04-05|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: oh look, the trash took itself out. how magical.
|2015-03-19 - 2015-03-21|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: assume theres a topic
|2015-03-16 - 2015-03-19|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: fuck you, with feelings
|2015-03-11 - 2015-03-16|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: Wanted : Boyfriend, no experience needed, will train. email resume to hellen weyt.
|2015-02-21 - 2015-03-11|
He who drinks, sleeps. He who sleeps, does not sin. He who does not sin, is holy. Therefore he who drinks, is holy.
|2015-02-19 - 2015-02-21|
some of us say we'd rather have something than nothing at all,but the truth is.. to have something halfway is harder than to have nothing at all
|2015-02-11 - 2015-02-19|
valentines is just around the corner.. if ur secretly inlove with me, now is the perfect time to say it
|2015-02-10 - 2015-02-11|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: dont burn the bridge with me and then expect me to send you a boat
|2015-02-09 - 2015-02-10|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: would you rather have a third leg or would you rather have a third arm
|2015-02-08 - 2015-02-09|
Welcome to: #starbucks | Topic: HUGGING IS WRONG.DONT HUG ANYBODY. YOU'LL GET BANNED IF YOU DID
|2015-02-08 (02:39:11 - 12:39:14)|
happy birthday sweetcheeks DrN
|2015-01-29 - 2015-02-08|
you think il always chase you because you're good-looking? Bitch, im good-looking too.
|2015-01-21 - 2015-01-29|
i dont know what's more awkward... answering Dora or sitting in silence while she stares at you
|2015-01-04 - 2015-01-21|
delete system32, it will be fun
|2015-01-03 - 2015-01-04|
so you're a player, well nice to meet you, im the coach :v
|2014-12-31 - 2015-01-03|
happy new year bitches
|2014-12-26 - 2014-12-31|
i keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos, but then i would not have any friends left.
|2014-12-22 - 2014-12-26|
Wanted : Bf, no experience needed, will train