| 2024-04-14 - 2024-04-19 |
[+nrt] QOW: "Apple is the only company that makes a part that goes to the gym, gets BUFF, and fails MORE!" |
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| 2024-04-07 - 2024-04-14 |
[+nrt] QOW: "The uncomfortable truth about living in New York City is that we'd rather lock up our products than our criminals." |
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| 2024-03-31 - 2024-04-07 |
[+nrt] QOW: "I'm not interested in proving you wrong. Just in shutting you up." |
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| 2024-03-30 - 2024-03-31 |
[+nrt] QOW: "After 2 years... it stops being a bug fix and is a nerf." |
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| 2024-03-23 - 2024-03-30 |
[+nrt] QOW: "If you steal you go to jail. If a corporation steals not only does it not go to jail but the people behind it don't go to jail and the company simply pays a fine that is already factored into the cost of doing business." |
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| 2024-03-21 - 2024-03-23 |
[+nrt] QOW: "Everybody is brave until the cockroach takes flight." |
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| 2024-03-16 - 2024-03-20 |
[+nrt] QOW: "I'm definitely not stalling to avoid dropping into supersonic winds." |
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| 2024-03-12 - 2024-03-16 |
[+nrt] QOW: "Seven?! Seven is an insult! He's a fat guy! Anything edible gets a seven!" |
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| 2024-03-09 - 2024-03-11 |
[+nrt] RIP Akira Toriyama |
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| 2024-03-02 - 2024-03-09 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I don't have a quote for this. Have a star destroyer that totaly has no relavance to this video instead." |
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| 2024-02-24 - 2024-03-01 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "This hat makes me look too good to fear death. And if I must die, I will die beautiful." |
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| 2024-02-20 - 2024-02-24 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "English isn't my first language. My first language is stupid!" |
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| 2024-02-17 - 2024-02-20 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing." |
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| 2024-02-10 - 2024-02-17 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." |
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| 2024-02-08 - 2024-02-10 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "No bull$#!7 can overcome the sheer agony of boredom." |
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| 2024-02-04 - 2024-02-08 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Look, I don't make the rules, I just follow them." |
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| 2024-02-01 - 2024-02-04 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "For right now, it's a whole lot faster for you to get irrelevant qualifications than for us to change the system." |
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| 2024-01-25 - 2024-01-31 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Friends do not allow friends buy HP products." |
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| 2024-01-22 - 2024-01-25 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "'Skilled Labor' is just a myth by capitalists to justify low wages." |
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| 2024-01-19 - 2024-01-22 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Poor Captain Sisko. I believe he was quite fond of that ship." |
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| 2024-01-15 - 2024-01-19 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "But I'm not a designer. I'm just a guy that takes bolts off until parts fall off." |
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| 2024-01-13 - 2024-01-15 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "You'd be surprised how much effort people will put into proving you wrong." |
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| 2024-01-08 - 2024-01-13 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals." |
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| 2024-01-05 - 2024-01-08 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “Gender? Why would I choose? Male? Female? Nah, my gender is charm!” |
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| 2022-12-24 - 2024-01-05 |
[+nrt] Merry Christmas and happy New Year! |
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| 2023-12-18 - 2023-12-24 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “If it makes you feel any better, I hit *way* harder now. You're gonna have a much shorter bad time.” |
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| 2023-12-10 - 2023-12-18 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “You don't have to follow rules if you can outrun them! Bye-bye!” |
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| 2023-12-06 - 2023-12-10 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “Nothing good happens on a walkway.” |
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| 2023-11-30 - 2023-12-06 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “Justice may be blind, but she can smell and feel a stack of Benjamins.” |
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| 2023-11-28 - 2023-11-30 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “It is so easy to be wrong and to persist in being wrong when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.” |
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| 2023-11-27 - 2023-11-28 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Nobody gets to talk to a human in Big Tech because there are no humans in it" |
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| 2023-11-15 - 2023-11-26 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Who are all these people buying Bethesda games on day one, and why are they not being treated for mental illness?" |
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| 2023-11-13 - 2023-11-15 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Art school... It all comes down to your bluff check!" |
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| 2023-11-11 - 2023-11-13 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Captain, as your political officer, I will remind you it is not a war crime if there are no witnesses." |
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| 2023-11-04 - 2023-11-11 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “Enthusiasm takes energy. Energy I don’t have. Besides, treasures come and go. Sleep, on the other hand, is priceless.” |
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| 2023-10-30 - 2023-11-03 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “Am I so out of touch? |
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| 2023-10-27 - 2023-10-30 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “It can wait! There are little girls who need their cheeks pinched and their pointy ears tugged!” |
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| 2023-10-22 - 2023-10-27 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Whoever invented these red locking tabs, I hope McDonald's gets your order wrong." |
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| 2023-10-16 - 2023-10-22 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "When you're chaotic enough, it doesn't matter if you're chaotic evil or chaotic good...." |
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| 2023-10-11 - 2023-10-16 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "For the last time, you are not allowed to solve problems by throwing them in the lake!" |
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| 2023-10-07 - 2023-10-11 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Because 'needs no maintenance' is a lie. When entropy finally exposes the lie, nobody knows HOW to do maintenance. Then everybody dies, and entropy wins again." |
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| 2023-10-06 - 2023-10-07 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "'We don't use money' is not the same as 'everything is free.'" |
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| 2023-10-04 - 2023-10-06 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "It's not "good fortune" when you don't know where the enemy put their air support." |
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| 2023-10-03 - 2023-10-04 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "There is an acute olfactory difference between theoretical and applied physics." |
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| 2023-09-30 - 2023-10-03 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Anything’s serviceable if you drown it with sugar." |
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| 2023-09-18 - 2023-09-30 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I’m not overweight, I’m undertall!" |
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| 2023-09-15 - 2023-09-18 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "What good is PPE while researching temporal mechanics anyways? If something goes wrong, you never existed in the first place." |
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| 2023-09-10 - 2023-09-15 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "O’course I can. I’m a registered Democrat. I can buy my way out of anything..." |
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| 2023-09-08 - 2023-09-10 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I used to hate it when enemies would heal themselves, but now I'll know that it's just giving me more chances to inflict pain on them!" |
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| 2023-08-30 - 2023-09-08 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short-term quarterly gains." |
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| 2023-08-23 - 2023-08-29 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I've hit a snag. My only fancy clothes are for funerals..." |
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| 2023-08-22 - 2023-08-23 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "If there's one thing watching sitcoms has taught me, many complications can be avoided if people would take five minutes and talk to each other." |
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| 2023-01-18 - 2023-01-20 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I’m not a fan of summons in Geriatric Hoop but if a boss can’t be parried my heart’s not really in it so I might as well let someone else deal with it." |
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| 2023-01-14 - 2023-01-18 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "It turns out sometimes I need to survive more than one hit." |
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| 2023-01-13 - 2023-01-14 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Rule #2 of Tarkin Doctrine: There is NO SUCH THING AS OVERKILL!!!" |
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| 2023-01-07 - 2023-01-12 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "You're so rich your accountant has an accountant." |
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| 2023-01-04 - 2023-01-07 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "It's not 'broken', it's a 'challenge enhancement protocol'. |
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| 2018-12-29 - 2023-01-04 |
[+nrt] Happy New Year! |
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| 2022-12-24 (14:49:16 - 22:49:17) |
[+nrt] QOW: "Either you're handing out raw floating point variables, or you've built a databse to track individual atoms. In either case, please stop." |
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| 2022-12-23 - 2022-12-24 |
[+nrt] QOW: "RULE ONE OF L[OSS] P[REVENTION]: YOU ARE JUST HERE FOR SHOW. DO NOT GO HANDS ON. DO NOT EVEN OPEN YOUR MOUTH." |
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| 2022-12-17 - 2022-12-23 |
[+nrt] QOW: "i say 'didn't open hand traps', go off champ, im going out to eat, text me when to come back" |
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| 2022-12-16 - 2022-12-17 |
[+nrt] QOW: "How dare you have a positive outlook on life. I need to drag you down on my level so we can share the misery." |
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| 2022-12-16 (13:48:44 - 13:48:44) |
[+nrt] QOW: ""How dare you have a positive outlook on life. I need to drag you down on my level so we can share the misery."" |
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| 2022-12-14 - 2022-12-16 |
[+nrt] QOW: "Censorship isn't designed to protect anything, it's designed to combat dissent." |
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| 2022-12-11 - 2022-12-13 |
[+nrt] QOW: "You might have the radar return cross-section of a pigeon, but my computer knows pigeons don't fly at 500 miles an hour, and can track all the birds, since I can do the calculations off site on a really big computer in close enough to real time." |
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| 2022-12-10 - 2022-12-11 |
[+nrt] QOW: "As a 2nd generation vegetarian, this is hilarious. And by 2nd generation I mean the animals I eat were vegetarian" |
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| 2022-12-09 - 2022-12-10 |
[+nrt] QOW: "It is strange. Humans are often more concerned over how something gets done than if something gets done." |
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| 2022-12-02 - 2022-12-08 |
[+nrt] QOW: "And so winners don't need to know what they're doing, they just need to win." |
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| 2022-11-27 - 2022-12-02 |
[+nrt] QOW: "Violence works for those in power, and doesn't work for those not in power." |
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| 2022-11-24 - 2022-11-27 |
[+nrt] Happy Turkey Day. |
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| 2022-11-22 - 2022-11-24 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "I never complain about conditions that get me out of work." |
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| 2022-11-20 - 2022-11-21 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Wait there's more to Skyrim than just buying it every year?" |
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| 2022-11-18 - 2022-11-19 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "The goal is to use Afghanistan to wash money out of the tax bases of the US and Europe through Afghanistan and back into the hands of a transnational security elite. The goal is an endless war, not a successful war." |
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| 2022-11-17 - 2022-11-18 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “The time it takes to heal those third-degree burns gives us time to finish the proper British tea." |
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| 2022-11-16 - 2022-11-17 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “Toss-a-gecky!" |
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| 2022-11-13 - 2022-11-16 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “we did not give up our horses until they made a reliable, user friendly Ford Model T. And I'm not giving up my Ford Model T until they make a reliable, user friendly EV. The difference here is, when we gave up our horses it was our choice, the Model T wasn't forced on us when only half the car was built." |
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| 2022-11-11 - 2022-11-13 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “This is Yu-Gi-Oh!. You don't want your opponent to play." |
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| 2022-11-06 - 2022-11-11 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “Those who grasp at heaven know this: do not falter! It only gets REALLY good at chapter 1005.” |
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| 2022-11-05 - 2022-11-06 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “Oh money printing can most definitely create value if you're willing to ignore the distribution ratio changing and the total value decreasing. How does that create value you ask? It creates value for the folks printing it and their associates.” |
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| 2022-11-03 - 2022-11-05 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “It's bitin' time!” |
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| 2022-11-01 - 2022-11-03 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “Just because it's for the dregs of society doesn't mean I can't like it!” |
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| 2022-10-30 - 2022-10-31 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “There's no such thing as FU money; there's only FU poverty.” |
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| 2022-10-23 - 2022-10-30 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “It's not kill-stealing, it's removing guns from the enemy team's inventory.” |
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| 2022-10-04 - 2022-10-23 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “History doesn’t repeat, but it often rhymes.” |
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| 2022-09-23 - 2022-10-04 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “If you're not using a /dance emote in the boss's cleave cone, you're not tanking properly.” |
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| 2022-09-18 - 2022-09-23 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: “Having somebody else’s credit cards is such a nice thing.” |
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| 2022-09-11 - 2022-09-18 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "The Defiant is a research vessel built to answer one scientific question: "What happens to an object if you shoot it repeatedly with phaser cannons and quantum torpedoes?". The preliminary results are: "It blows up and dies!". But large sample sizes are a cornerstone of good science, so the research continues." |
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| 2022-09-04 - 2022-09-11 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Who needs accuracy when you can shoot more bullets?" |
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| 2022-08-28 - 2022-09-04 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "My feelings of hurt trump your right to work, be happy, or live." |
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| 2022-08-26 - 2022-08-28 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: " It would make official contact awkward. 'We come in peace. Don't look too closely at our menus.'" |
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| 2022-08-25 - 2022-08-26 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "In adventuring, you get two kinds of dragon descriptions. Ten words or twenty pages." |
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| 2022-08-23 - 2022-08-25 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Have you ever seen a killing machine, a thing meant and designed only for war, thrown completely out of it’s depth? Like an Abrams tank doing milk deliveries, or a Predator drone sending Christmas presents to Pakistani children’s hospitals?" |
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| 2022-08-20 - 2022-08-23 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Well, I-I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." |
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| 2022-08-17 - 2022-08-20 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Of course I'm going mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad *without* power? It's boring, no one listens to you." |
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| 2022-08-14 - 2022-08-16 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "But tomorrow you're gonna find a twenty on the sidewalk and that is literally the high point of your entire remaining life." |
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| 2022-08-06 - 2022-08-14 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Whoever designed that Viper enjoys driving more than they enjoy living." |
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| 2022-08-04 - 2022-08-05 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "In order to learn from your mistakes, you have to survive them." |
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| 2022-08-04 (01:39:51 - 22:39:58) |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." |
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| 2022-08-02 - 2022-08-04 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "no child left behind, means, they don't know, pass them anyway. Further and further behind each year, until the child just stops trying. Pass the test, pass the grade." |
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| 2022-08-01 - 2022-08-02 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "I'm wondering when being 'proud to be an American' became racist when America doesn't have a race." |
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| 2022-07-28 - 2022-08-01 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "We know how this goes: her money is her money, your money is our money." |
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| 2022-07-24 - 2022-07-27 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Release me! I am the Law! You cannot dress the Law in cute outfits!" |
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| 2022-07-22 - 2022-07-24 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "Vote WReck for President. Because why choose the lesser evil?" |
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| 2022-07-18 - 2022-07-22 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "nothing is beyond repair only the cost or availability of parts is the issue." |
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| 2022-07-17 - 2022-07-18 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise." |
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| 2022-07-16 - 2022-07-17 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "[W]e're talking about the quintessential murder hobos. IE violence is generally their last resort, not because it's a long way down their problem solving method list, but because they generally know how to resort to enough of it." |
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| 2022-07-11 - 2022-07-15 |
[+nrt] QOWSCBBTCI: "I want to be very clear. This is neither a democracy, nor a free speech zone, nor ye olde town square. The mechanics of reddit itself make this a dictatorship." |
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| 2022-07-09 - 2022-07-11 |
[+nrt] RIP, Kazuki Takahashi. |
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| 2022-07-08 - 2022-07-09 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I don’t need to have numbers. I don’t need- I don't have to have a data point to point to say this." |
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| 2022-07-05 - 2022-07-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “We’re not creating a whole new batch of models and sets for this thing. Don’t even start!” |
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| 2022-07-02 - 2022-07-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I am sorry officer, my whole car is basically a phone, i cannot drive it without looking at a screen." |
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| 2022-07-01 (03:37:39 - 21:37:41) |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Make it bad enough nobody will want to fly it outside of trolling and memes. Real bad. Even worse than Aaron's tribute ship. Like, if that's someone's only ship make them want to buy something less a$$tastic yesterday. Oh, and give it a DOA trait and locked, semi-useless console because." |
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| 2022-06-28 - 2022-07-01 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "It’s easy to tell people what they can and can’t afford when you don’t know what anything costs to begin with." |
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| 2022-06-27 - 2022-06-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "If you see me riding in a Mercedes it means that i either made it, or that i lost bad." |
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| 2022-06-24 - 2022-06-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Ever notice that when a cop shoots a criminal, it's the cop's fault but, when a criminal shoots a crime victim, then it's the gun's fault." |
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| 2022-06-23 - 2022-06-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Never get in the middle of a Vulcan relationship. They will hit you with a lirpa." |
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| 2022-06-19 - 2022-06-23 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "On the one hand, there's always *something* to do, but on the other hand, there's *always* something to do." |
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| 2022-06-19 (02:36:53 - 22:36:55) |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Gravity is socket agnostic." |
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| 2022-06-17 - 2022-06-18 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "It's almost like criminals don't follow the law. Politicians can't seem to grasp that part." |
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| 2022-06-13 - 2022-06-17 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I don´t want to watch it because even if the footage is clear, my eyes can deceive me, I rather trust journalists because they are the experts on what´s true and what´s not and I trust them." |
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| 2022-06-08 - 2022-06-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "How much money you have has nothing to do with how honest you are." |
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| 2022-06-04 - 2022-06-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "SUVs are for people who really need a minivan, but can't admit it." |
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| 2022-05-30 - 2022-06-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "If you have a window without an 'X,' you're doing it wrong." |
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| 2022-05-28 - 2022-05-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "What are you doing?? Do not compress the loaded nine tail!!" |
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| 2022-05-21 - 2022-05-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "There's nothing quite as stylish as asphyxiation." |
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| 2022-05-15 - 2022-05-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Anyone wanna tell me how a comet puts up a force field?" |
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| 2022-05-14 - 2022-05-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "This is the nature of "RPG" shipbuilding: The baseline of everything is trash and good results only come from stacking buffs. And if you equip too many different kinds of buffs in your slots, you're just bad at everything instead of good at something." |
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| 2022-05-12 - 2022-05-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "If it bounces when it barks, it doesn't qualify as a dog." |
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| 2022-05-08 - 2022-05-12 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Control your soul's desire for freedom. Do not open the window or sing." |
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| 2022-04-29 - 2022-05-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Carjacking is really assertive carpooling." |
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| 2022-04-23 - 2022-04-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Screw the rules, I have money!" |
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| 2022-04-22 - 2022-04-23 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again..." |
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| 2022-04-20 - 2022-04-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Well, it's the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules." |
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| 2022-04-16 - 2022-04-20 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[S]elf defense laws are a perfect example of what happens when people insulated from reality get to craft the rules we live by." |
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| 2022-04-15 - 2022-04-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "It used to be a warship, so now we've upcycled it into an artificial reef!" |
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| 2022-04-13 - 2022-04-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "This math is cool but it's not about anything that you will ever see or touch, so whatever." |
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| 2022-04-12 - 2022-04-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[F]orsooth, to bed thou shalt not take me, cur!" |
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| 2022-04-08 - 2022-04-11 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "B***h, how did you survive that? I literally tore a new a***ole in space right on top of you. You shouldn't exist in this universe anymore!" |
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| 2022-04-04 - 2022-04-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “If you turned off the TV, what evidence would you see of a pandemic?” |
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| 2022-03-26 - 2022-04-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I think you need a little more love and peace in your life.” |
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| 2022-03-19 - 2022-03-26 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Harley-Davidson: The best way to turn gasoline into noise without the annoying by-product of horsepower.” |
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| 2022-03-09 - 2022-03-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I’m willing to pay. I’m willing to pay $4 a gallon. Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon because I drive a Tesla.” |
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| 2022-02-28 - 2022-03-09 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I�ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.� |
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| 2022-02-22 - 2022-02-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[T]hese days, ships are barely distinguishable from each other in all but the highest and lowest ends. A whole lot of ships exist in this kind of muddy middle where they serve no real purpose aside from existing." |
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| 2022-02-20 - 2022-02-22 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "What kind of country would let people defend themselves from criminals?? Lol, won't somebody please think of the violent criminals who might be injured by some evil citizen who doesn't want to be murdered?" |
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| 2022-02-14 - 2022-02-20 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Through your eyes I get to your mind, but through your ears I can touch your soul." |
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| 2022-02-09 - 2022-02-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Mandates are the way to avoid further restrictions." |
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| 2022-02-06 - 2022-02-09 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "The covid's here for so long even GradeA managed to make a video about it while it's still on going." |
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| 2022-02-05 - 2022-02-06 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "No, I'm in the control group." |
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| 2022-01-31 - 2022-02-05 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "AN' DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF DAKKA, YA GROT! Enuff'z more than ya got an' less than too much an' there ain't no such fing as too much dakka. Say dere is, and me Squiggoff'z eatin' tonight!" |
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| 2022-01-29 - 2022-01-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "If an employee can go on line, create a new account and order a part from Amazon easier than he can get a part out of your own warehouse, you have a problem." |
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| 2022-01-25 - 2022-01-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: " Not only do I not want to hire gov't employees. And not only do they not want to work for me (or The People), but We The People are forced BY VIOLENCE AND THREATS to hire these good for nothing but evil gov't employees." |
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| 2022-01-23 - 2022-01-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "It's not lying, it's *marketing.*" |
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| 2022-01-21 - 2022-01-23 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You know, 'spicy' and 'suffer' use the same character?" |
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| 2022-01-17 - 2022-01-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "STO gameplay is basically that cop beating you with his truncheon shouting STOP RESISTING. |
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| 2022-01-04 - 2022-01-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived!" |
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| 2021-12-30 - 2021-12-31 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "'I don't trust you' makes up four full pages of my department's budget." |
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| 2021-12-29 - 2021-12-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "There's nothing factual about 'fact checks', they're your opinion about my opinion." |
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| 2021-12-27 - 2021-12-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Everything that's ever been recalled by the FDA has also been approved by the FDA." |
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| 2021-12-25 - 2021-12-27 |
[+nrt] Merry Christmas! |
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| 2021-12-23 - 2021-12-25 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Doesn't anything blow up around here?!" |
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| 2021-12-22 - 2021-12-23 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "How DARE he represent the people of his state, rather than go along with the ruling class!" |
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| 2021-12-21 - 2021-12-22 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "My first language - and the language I think in - is profanity. Everything else follows naturally." |
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| 2021-12-20 - 2021-12-21 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "There's no such thing as too much venitlation." |
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| 2021-11-30 - 2021-12-20 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I can tolerate one idiot per day, today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either." |
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| 2021-11-28 - 2021-11-29 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “We are dead. We build this colony to reclaim our lives.” |
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| 2021-11-25 - 2021-11-27 |
[+nrt] Happy Turkey Day! |
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| 2021-11-22 - 2021-11-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[Y]ou're not getting mugged, you are performing your public duty in assisting the recovery of reparations to a citizen. remember theft is reparations now." |
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| 2021-11-21 - 2021-11-22 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "In the STOviet Union, they pretend to create content, we pretend to play it |
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| 2021-11-20 - 2021-11-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "“Just two weeks” is now “just this booster.” " |
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| 2021-11-14 - 2021-11-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Entropy is still nonconsentually f***ing you in an orifice." |
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| 2021-11-08 - 2021-11-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then we will know peace." |
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| 2021-11-07 - 2021-11-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I don't HAVE to blow up everything I see. I just like to." |
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| 2021-11-06 - 2021-11-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "apparently scam citizen now has a refferal program. Who do I hate enough to do that too? |
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| 2021-10-31 - 2021-11-05 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Why do the protected need to be protected from the unprotected by forcing the unprotected to use the protection that didn’t protect the protected in the first place?" |
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| 2021-10-29 - 2021-10-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. That's the way it goes." |
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| 2021-10-22 - 2021-10-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "We don't need to do a clinical trial of this change because the standard of care is to adopt new ideas without doing clinical trials." |
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| 2021-10-17 - 2021-10-22 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Explosives are the only key you ever need. If that changes, your problem was not using enough explosives." |
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| 2021-10-16 - 2021-10-17 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money." |
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| 2021-10-14 - 2021-10-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "No one ever went broke selling weapons." |
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| 2021-10-07 - 2021-10-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I don't agree with crime, but crime is just something that happens to people who don't have private security." |
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| 2021-10-03 - 2021-10-06 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Nature doesn't give a s*** about your politics or what you think is fair." |
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| 2021-10-01 - 2021-10-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You're only young once, but you're never too old to be immature |
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| 2021-09-21 - 2021-09-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "We're not here to make things look nice, we're here to make things work." |
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| 2021-09-20 (11:14:20 - 23:14:22) |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[A]nd the D'deridex is still a pregnant barge with a turning circle approximating a galactic radius at a velocity slightly slower than a roofied slug with athletes foot." |
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| 2021-09-14 - 2021-09-17 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Do I look like I care how many microtransactions a pair of children's toys sell?" |
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| 2021-09-12 - 2021-09-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Is it just me, or does the bottom rung of the job ladder keep getting higher and higher? " |
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| 2021-09-11 - 2021-09-12 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." |
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| 2021-09-06 - 2021-09-11 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned." |
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| 2021-09-04 - 2021-09-06 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "It's not a boss if there's no gilded healthbar." |
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| 2021-08-28 - 2021-09-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Laws are for the working class." |
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| 2021-08-22 - 2021-08-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Should we let it cool? Of course. Will we? Of course not! Why? Because we're stupid." |
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| 2021-08-19 - 2021-08-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Well, you gotta figure covid doesn’t hurt a lot of people in Afghanistan (laughs) because they don’t have televisions." |
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| 2021-08-13 - 2021-08-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "45 cycles will find a positive result from a fleas hair that you inhaled from your third cousin’s nephews house 5 years ago if that tells you anything about how accurate the pcr test is." |
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| 2021-08-12 - 2021-08-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I'll break the universe and f*** with the time-space continuum for a bit to hit you with this black hole that you dodged, just because I can't be bothered to shoot again." |
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| 2021-07-22 - 2021-07-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.” |
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| 2021-07-04 - 2021-07-22 |
[+nrt] QOTD: �The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that�s beautiful.� |
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| 2021-06-28 - 2021-07-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: �Fishing relaxes me. It�s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.� |
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| 2021-06-19 - 2021-06-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "The first rule of English Language Club is there are no rules." |
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| 2021-06-13 - 2021-06-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I'm not a doctor but, I mean, I did quit med school once so that makes me pretty da** close in New Jersey. ” |
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| 2021-06-08 - 2021-06-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Heh, you do realize that engines are just contained explosions right?” |
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| 2021-06-06 - 2021-06-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “What do you mean by the Tsar Bomba is chump change?” |
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| 2021-06-05 - 2021-06-06 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “They can’t guess what I’m going to do if *I* don’t even know what I’m going to do.” |
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| 2021-05-30 - 2021-06-05 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Glory to the cards, my soul to the duel d... I mean the flight deck!” |
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| 2021-05-25 - 2021-05-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Oh? I'm surrounded? Awesome. That makes my firing pattern so much simpler!” |
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| 2021-05-21 - 2021-05-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Gee I didn’t realize that when you support terrorists, you get more terrorists!” |
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| 2021-05-15 - 2021-05-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I'm feeling fancy today. I'm gonna put in four screws per fan.” |
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| 2021-05-14 - 2021-05-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “YouTube can kiss my Limey arse” |
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| 2021-05-04 - 2021-05-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “That Borg cube lasted almost 5 seconds, run a full diagnostic and locate the problem!” |
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| 2021-04-18 - 2021-05-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Yeah, but with cars, when you trade up, they don't take half your ****.” |
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| 2021-04-17 - 2021-04-18 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I'd rather have questions that can't be answered than to have answers that can't be questioned.” |
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| 2021-04-16 - 2021-04-17 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” |
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| 2021-04-14 - 2021-04-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority.” |
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| 2021-04-09 - 2021-04-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Do you think they'll take our return?" |
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| 2021-03-29 - 2021-04-09 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Unbelieveable!! The Odyssey didn't even fire it's photons! What good are they if they aren't even fired?!" |
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| 2021-03-17 - 2021-03-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "On my planet, if a CEO is paid a hundred times what the workers are, it's only because the workers plan to burgle his home every night." |
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| 2021-03-13 - 2021-03-17 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[I]t sounds like an internet thing, and one thing I've learned is I never want to know about internet things." |
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| 2021-03-07 - 2021-03-12 |
[+nrt] QOTD: The less I know about other people�s affairs, the happier I am. I�m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometime |
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| 2021-03-05 - 2021-03-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. Just because it’s a conspiracy, doesn’t mean it’s not true. When you’re not allowed to question, is when you should.” |
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| 2021-02-21 - 2021-03-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Anybody that wants to take your guns away, is about to do something that would get them shot!” |
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| 2021-02-16 - 2021-02-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Sorry your name is Karen.” |
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| 2021-02-06 - 2021-02-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Unfortunately this console works just fine... Luckily I've got another broken one here!” |
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| 2021-01-30 - 2021-02-06 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.” |
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| 2021-01-23 - 2021-01-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I have never settled for mediocrity as an acceptable standard and neither should you.” |
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| 2021-01-22 - 2021-01-23 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” |
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| 2020-12-15 - 2020-12-20 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I am aware that the council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid *** decision I have elected to ignore it." |
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| 2020-12-13 - 2020-12-15 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I might even put all the screws in." |
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| 2020-11-04 - 2020-12-13 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "A man with integrity has to work twice as hard as one without." |
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| 2020-11-03 - 2020-11-04 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Cake is eternal." |
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| 2020-11-02 - 2020-11-03 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "You can't shoot me; I have a very low threshold for death." |
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| 2020-10-31 - 2020-11-01 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Turbochargers always mean that you don't have enough cylinders." |
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| 2020-10-14 - 2020-10-31 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. It didn't work out the way I planned. It's just me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians." |
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| 2020-10-08 - 2020-10-14 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "If you don’t read the news, you’re uninformed; if you read the news, you’re misinformed." |
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| 2020-09-24 - 2020-10-08 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Phasers locked onto their warp core, Captain. Please, please let me shoot their warp core, I have been very good this month!" |
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| 2020-10-07 (11:09:06 - 11:09:06) |
[+nt] QOHLITSTCI: "Phasers locked onto their warp core, Captain. Please, please let me shoot their warp core, I have been very good this month!" |
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| 2020-09-05 - 2020-09-24 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “You can't future-proof with something that isn't even present-proof.” |
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| 2020-08-30 - 2020-09-05 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: “You can’t win unless you try to win, but you can lose by trying not to lose.” |
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| 2020-08-26 - 2020-08-30 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I could be wrong but I think Prius is Japanese for 'tire hauler.'" |
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| 2020-08-04 - 2020-08-26 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "If you don't tell the whole story, then your adversary will." |
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| 2020-08-01 - 2020-08-04 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Packages may be blown open with a small explosive charge and then dissected by a blind squirrel with a machete then thrown into a torn up cardboard box and dropped kicked the rest of the way to your door." |
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| 2020-07-28 - 2020-08-01 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Time to cross "Suplex a granny" off my bucket list!" |
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| 2020-07-18 - 2020-07-27 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: " The Imperium of Man does not do finesse or solutions through scientific advancement or high feats of engineering. They solve problems by throwing a bunch of Space Marines at it, until the problem has gone away, or they've run out of Space Marines." |
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| 2020-07-03 - 2020-07-18 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "We're not even painting names or registry numbers on the saucer. That fosters attachment." |
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| 2020-06-24 - 2020-07-03 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I Jolteon Jovanni have a dream, that one day I will not be stalled by paralysis." |
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| 2020-06-24 (01:59:12 - 22:59:16) |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Sure enough, Master was right. Knowledge is the best weapon for cultivators. Thick books seem particularly good at smashing people." |
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| 2020-06-16 - 2020-06-24 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Maxim 37a. When you need a calendar to track when the blast wave will dissipate enough for safety, that might possibly be overkill." |
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| 2020-06-13 - 2020-06-16 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "What kind of freaking king lives next to the train tracks? What is this, Mexico?" |
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| 2020-05-18 - 2020-06-13 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "For simplicity, our economic model assumes all consumers are equal-sized frictionless spheres in a vacuum." |
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| 2020-05-16 - 2020-05-18 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department." |
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| 2020-05-03 - 2020-05-16 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I'm no politician I'm just a fella, I think that beer should be cold, and boots should be dusty. I think 9-11 was bad. And freedom? well, I think that's just a little bit better." |
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| 2020-04-22 - 2020-05-03 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Everything the Soviets told us about communism was a lie, but everything they told us about capitalism was true." |
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| 2020-04-09 - 2020-04-22 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Art requires suffering. No one said it's the artist that has to suffer." |
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| 2020-04-07 - 2020-04-09 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Beware of older men in a profession where men die young." |
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| 2020-04-04 - 2020-04-06 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Beware of older men in a profession where men die young." |
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| 2020-03-31 - 2020-04-04 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "That's what gods do. After all, why be a god if there's no one to worship you?" |
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| 2020-03-27 - 2020-03-31 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "How [...] is a villian suppose to get a really evil, law breaking scheme going when the actual system already so broken and corrupt?"" |
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| 2020-03-09 - 2020-03-27 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "[...] this was the first time I actually conscious thought to myself "my god I really am a monster". Then I carried on because internet points are more important than morals." |
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| 2020-03-08 - 2020-03-09 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank." |
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| 2020-02-29 - 2020-03-08 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." |
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| 2020-02-28 (02:20:37 - 23:20:41) |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Screw the money, I have rules! ...Wait, let me try that again..." |
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| 2020-02-20 - 2020-02-27 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load. |
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| 2020-02-17 - 2020-02-19 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "I know them all by hairstyle, not name." |
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| 2020-02-02 - 2020-02-17 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "Don't even try to portray the journey, and only write out the start and the result, and there will be no room for error. Because there is no room to err in in the first place." |
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| 2020-01-15 - 2020-02-02 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI:I don't even Like Spending Time With Myself, Its why i nap" |
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| 2020-01-13 - 2020-01-15 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: That's what a strong marriage is about. Mutual Not giving a crap |
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| 2020-01-04 - 2020-01-13 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTCI: "We must be paying our workers too much; they are still here." |
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| 2016-12-25 - 2020-01-04 |
[+nrt] Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. |
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| 2019-12-13 - 2019-12-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "The closest [a Chevy Avalanche]'s ever gonna come close to an actual avalanche is when the owner stops at Dairy Queen for a Blizzard." |
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| 2019-11-11 - 2019-12-12 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Newsflash| 10 year old boy finally wins a Pokémon league after 20 years of trying." |
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| 2019-10-26 - 2019-11-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD:All our founding fathers, astronauts and world series heroes have either been drunk or on cocaine" |
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| 2019-10-05 - 2019-10-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you just try hard enough and believe in yourself.” |
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| 2019-09-27 - 2019-10-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Muscles don't lie. Also, numbers don't lie either.” |
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| 2019-08-27 - 2019-09-26 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Thank you, Mario! But this is a Panera now!” |
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| 2019-08-24 - 2019-08-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Take me down to Bottleneck City where the frames are slow and the pixels are pretty!” |
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| 2019-08-10 - 2019-08-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I've learned that skill is optional." |
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| 2019-08-08 - 2019-08-10 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Remember, if they're dead, you only need to pay to dispose of the body. If they're only wounded, they can still sue." |
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| 2019-07-20 - 2019-08-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "If something is too easy to steal, it might be because someone wants to get rid of it." |
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| 2019-07-17 - 2019-07-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Right is right even if nobody does it, wrong is wrong even if everybody does it." |
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| 2019-07-04 - 2019-07-17 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression." |
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| 2019-06-25 - 2019-07-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: My father always said laughter was the best medicine, which is why I was so confused when I finally tried cocaine in the '80s. |
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| 2019-06-22 - 2019-06-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "After all, necromancy is just healing magic that never gave up." |
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| 2019-06-05 - 2019-06-22 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Cute girls are not to be abducted! You're free to love them though! Girls are to be tightly hugged, poked and pinched, and squished! Go back and don't return if you don't understand this much!" |
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| 2019-05-30 - 2019-06-05 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[T]he best form of cure for sick goblins is a healthy dose of lead with abundant kinetic energy." |
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| 2019-05-25 - 2019-05-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Less morality, more brutality!” |
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| 2019-04-28 - 2019-05-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Yes, it’s important for a captain to know every bolt, every weld in her ship. And while it might not be prudent to see a mace in every hammer, galactic circumstances have taught me that a certain amount of ...creativity can keep you alive.” |
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| 2019-04-15 - 2019-04-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Who needs a dealership when the junkyard is right there?" |
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| 2019-04-07 - 2019-04-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Apples should be eaten before they begin to rot. Inedible apples should be discarded immediately." |
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| 2019-03-17 - 2019-04-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "There is no replacement for displacement." |
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| 2019-03-07 - 2019-03-17 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Then we'll be like a robust child in a confectionary... business. [...] Political correctness has gone a little far, hasn't it?" |
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| 2019-03-03 - 2019-03-06 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You want kick*** magical battles? Too bad, we're Shokugeki no Soma now." |
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| 2019-03-01 - 2019-03-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Great men are not peacemakers. Great men are conquerors!" |
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| 2019-02-12 - 2019-03-01 |
[+nrt] (T)QOTD: "What part of 'AMG' did you not understand?" |
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| 2019-02-01 - 2019-02-10 |
[+nrt] (T)QOTD: "Your quest is so right you can't go left." |
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| 2019-01-22 - 2019-02-01 |
[+nrt] (T)QOTD: "NYEEEET! I DON'T WANNA BE TATAMIZED!" |
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| 2018-12-24 - 2018-12-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Oh, and Merry Christmas to all and to all, have a good night." |
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| 2018-12-22 - 2018-12-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Do you kiss Gaddafi with that mouth?" |
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| 2018-12-20 - 2018-12-22 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Assume that all enemies are not dead until you get their experience points!" |
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| 2018-12-09 - 2018-12-20 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Live for honor. Die for glory. Fight for egg nog! |
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| 2018-12-03 - 2018-12-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “...Dear Noble-Phantasm-Stealing Mister...” "Where did you hear that I stole things? I'm merely copying for eternity." |
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| 2018-11-30 - 2018-12-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “You want me to fire the biggest weapon in the Galaxy at... nothing??” |
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| 2018-11-24 - 2018-11-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I don't beg, I just cut corners.” |
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| 2018-11-16 - 2018-11-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Oh, hello! Oh, that looks like it hurts a lot. Did it hurt much when they blew your leg off?” |
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| 2018-10-31 - 2018-11-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “You sound exactly like a person who isn't hacking the world's physics engine.” |
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| 2018-10-30 (00:02:28 - 23:02:36) |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Sorry fellas, I don’t believe your wagon just happened to break down there blocking the only bridge forward. I’m gonna start shooting before you’re even within bull$#!77ing distance.” |
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| 2018-10-21 - 2018-10-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology.” |
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| 2018-10-19 - 2018-10-20 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Anything short of perfect is just trash.” |
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| 2018-10-15 - 2018-10-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the Beauty. To believe there is an order to our days. A purpose. I know things will work out the way they're meant to.” |
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| 2018-09-24 - 2018-10-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “[J]ust remember - all ships are equal when debris.” |
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| 2018-09-15 - 2018-09-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Victory may be life, but timing is everything!” |
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| 2018-08-26 - 2018-09-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I take my briefings like I take my coffee: no cream, no sugar, no water.” |
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| 2018-08-20 - 2018-08-26 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “This is just too unrealistic. The author really expects us to believe that new hxh chapters would be out after only one year?” |
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| 2018-08-11 - 2018-08-20 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Almost all discipline problems can be traced back directly to being conscious.” |
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| 2018-08-03 - 2018-08-11 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “That's the problem with aptitude testing. Every now and then, it shows someone is far too sane for a particular line of work.” |
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| 2018-07-30 - 2018-08-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Canids never think about what they’re going to do with cars if they catch them…” |
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| 2018-07-24 - 2018-07-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “Fascinating… the composition of the planet’s atmosphere is approximately 70% nitrogen, 20% oxygen, and 10% profanity…” |
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| 2018-07-15 - 2018-07-23 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Image may be precious, but love's more valuable!" |
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| 2018-07-09 - 2018-07-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Welcome to perfection." |
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| 2018-06-18 - 2018-07-08 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You thought it was a new chapter, but it was actually I, TROLLMANAGA!!!! Bwahahahahaha my evil is magnificent" |
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| 2018-06-14 - 2018-06-17 |
[+nrt] "Q"OTD: "Goddammit. I didn't know I was eating a CANNIBAL." |
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| 2018-06-13 - 2018-06-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Hello, you seem very interesting to disassemble. Do you mind if I disassemble you a bit?" |
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| 2018-06-02 - 2018-06-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Your parents are a scam!" |
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| 2018-05-31 - 2018-06-02 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “What’s wrong with the stolen me stealing a stolen good[?]” |
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| 2018-05-16 - 2018-05-31 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Any game's a one-shot if you kill the party fast enough." |
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| 2018-05-03 - 2018-05-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "All Oberths can separate. They have an innate proc of a 99% chance to separate into 1millionD6 pieces on taking damage." |
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| 2018-04-29 - 2018-05-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "The planes were not shot down while still in the hangar...I don't think the AA is enough on this ship...WG plz" |
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| 2018-04-24 - 2018-04-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Are you trying to be mad at [Koren], or are you trying to mate with her? Because to her, it'll sound more like you're trying to do the latter. If you're not trying to come on to her, don't flirtaciously punch her in the face." |
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| 2018-04-26 - 2018-04-27 |
[+nrt] |
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| 2018-04-14 - 2018-04-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Y'know, if you're in a fully-marked police car, you could at least pretend the law applied to you as well." |
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| 2018-04-03 - 2018-04-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I've found that some foods just taste better when you don't know all the ingredients." |
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| 2018-03-15 - 2018-04-02 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. PS, I am not a crackpot. |
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| 2018-02-27 - 2018-03-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: " This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. It is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been warned." |
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| 2018-02-16 - 2018-02-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Haruuunaaaaa... You won't be daijobu when I get through with you!"
https://www.wimp.com/amazing-girl-slalom/ |
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| 2018-01-27 - 2018-02-15 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Who gets rid of a perfectly good empress?"
https://www.wimp.com/amazing-girl-slalom/ |
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| 2018-01-21 - 2018-01-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Your parents must've had a hard time after giving birth to you!"
https://www.wimp.com/amazing-girl-slalom/ |
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| 2018-01-19 - 2018-01-21 |
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| 2018-01-13 - 2018-01-18 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Why make 3 buttons?" |
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| 2018-01-07 - 2018-01-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Quantum carbuerator? Morty, you can't just add a sci fi word to a car word and hope it means something...huh looks like somethings wrong with the microverse battery
https://bato.to/forums/topic/28840-batoto-will-be-closing-permanently/ |
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| 2018-01-06 - 2018-01-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Quantum carbuerator? Morty, you can't just add a sci fi word to a car word and hope it means something...huh looks like somethings wrong with the microverse battery |
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| 2018-01-01 - 2018-01-06 |
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| 2017-12-31 - 2018-01-01 |
[+nrt] QOTD: 「Master doesn’t have to worry about anything. It’s the moon’s fault for being too weak」 |
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| 2017-12-29 - 2017-12-31 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Look Just give me some Inner peace or I'll Mop the floor with ya" - WHERE ARE YOU SHAKK???? - Had no internet! |
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| 2017-12-29 (13:23:25 - 19:23:27) |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Look Just give me some Inner peace or I'll Mop the floor with ya" - WHERE ARE YOU SHAKK???? Had no intenet! |
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| 2017-12-15 - 2017-12-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Look Just give me some Inner peace or I'll Mop the floor with ya" - WHERE ARE YOU SHAKK???? |
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| 2017-12-11 - 2017-12-14 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Look Just give me some Inner peace or I'll Mop the floor with ya" |
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| 2017-11-28 - 2017-12-11 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[...] maybe someone should do a PhD on why everything is so overthought now." |
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| 2017-11-25 - 2017-11-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Let there be hot-bloodedness!!" |
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| 2017-11-16 - 2017-11-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "It's got a third less calories than I probably thought it didn't even have. And it's less filling than it would have been if it was more filling than they didn't want it to be. Plus, it tastes as great as you expect if it had more calories than it didn't have in the first place. Think about that!" |
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| 2017-11-11 - 2017-11-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Don't cry, they can't take our cats." |
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| 2017-11-10 - 2017-11-11 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "<There will be no authorization to boyfriend my daughter!!>" |
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| 2017-11-07 - 2017-11-10 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "<There will be no authorization to boyfriend my daughter!!>" http://www.petabit.com/steve/LATimes_Granada.html |
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| 2017-11-05 - 2017-11-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I wish you were here and I was there." http://www.petabit.com/steve/LATimes_Granada.html |
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| 2017-11-04 - 2017-11-05 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You will not die if you do not seek death." http://www.petabit.com/steve/LATimes_Granada.html |
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| 2017-10-31 - 2017-11-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You will not die if you do not seek death." |
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| 2017-10-29 - 2017-10-31 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Once you have their money, you never give it back." |
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| 2017-10-28 - 2017-10-29 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "A man is only worth the sum of his possessions." |
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| 2017-10-27 - 2017-10-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer." |
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| 2017-10-25 - 2017-10-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Wives serve, brothers inherit." |
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| 2017-10-23 - 2017-10-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Most people don't try to become adults, they just can't stay children any longer." |
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| 2017-10-16 - 2017-10-23 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You'll be a hero after killing a million people." |
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| 2017-09-19 - 2017-10-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You'd shoot a man in the back?" "Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?" |
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| 2017-09-13 - 2017-09-19 |
[+nrt] Whee, internet's back! QOHLITSTBBTCI: "What if what *I* see as blue, *you* see as a slightly different blue because you're using Chrome instead of Firefox and despite a decade of messing with profiles we STILL can't get this right somehow." |
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| 2017-09-11 - 2017-09-12 |
[+nrt] Whee, internet's back! QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Who cares about beauty when entering a room!? We’re not noble thieves!! It’s fine as long as we get in!!!" |
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| 2017-09-11 (22:17:22 - 22:17:22) |
[+nrt] Whee, internet's back! |
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| 2017-08-19 - 2017-09-11 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Walk north until the mournful song of a dying sparrow reminds you of the futility of your own existence. Then left at the Texaco." |
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| 2017-08-07 - 2017-08-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "There's an old show business expression: 'A comic is a person who says funny things; A comedian says things funny.' That makes me a juggler." |
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| 2017-07-27 - 2017-08-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: In recognition of your overwhelming victory, lets call it a draw! |
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| 2017-07-23 - 2017-07-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I can run wild for six months...after that, I have no expectation of success." |
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| 2017-07-20 - 2017-07-23 |
[+nrt] QOTD: ".....What's a VHS?" |
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| 2017-06-25 - 2017-07-20 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "TORPEDO BELT AND COMPARTMENTS VERY STRONK, RUSSIAN BOATS KNOWN TO BOUNCE TORPEDOS OFF HULL FISH THEM OUT WATER AND FIRE BACK." |
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| 2017-06-06 - 2017-06-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You interrupted tea time. You never interrupt tea time." |
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| 2017-06-02 - 2017-06-06 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You don't need to call the NSA. Just talk to your microwave." |
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| 2017-05-22 - 2017-06-02 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I don't want to say they're unsafe, but they're dangerous." |
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| 2017-04-27 - 2017-05-22 |
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| 2017-04-25 - 2017-04-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I don't know why you'd include a riot gun and a zebra in the same game if you don't expect me to interact with both of them at the same time." |
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| 2017-04-04 - 2017-04-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I can't Stand to see him like this, I'll push him off the roof" |
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| 2017-04-03 - 2017-04-04 |
[+nrt] QOW: "Heaven... I gave up on that a long time ago." |
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| 2017-03-29 - 2017-04-03 |
[+nrt] QOW: "RNG says, 'Nope! Error 404: Citadel not found.'" |
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| 2017-03-05 - 2017-03-29 |
[+nrt] QOW: Good evening and welcome to "Realising I've Given The Wrong Directions To". Tonight I shall be Realising I've Given The Wrong Directions to Rabbi Michael Leibovitz. Sadly, Rabbi Leibovitz is unable to be with us tonight. Till next time, bye bye. |
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| 2017-03-05 (02:02:31 - 07:02:33) |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "90% of this world’s problems can be solved with violence." |
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| 2017-02-27 - 2017-03-05 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Was the last time you had an interesting thought, when you considered flinging yourself off a building? |
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| 2017-02-26 - 2017-02-27 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "I had an omelette last night!" "Ah, yeah, but they broke the eggs." "Pfft. I hardly think they use broken eggs in executive room service." |
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| 2017-02-18 - 2017-02-25 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Curiosity is bad! It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed...and more importantly, it makes you poor!" |
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| 2017-02-09 - 2017-02-18 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Ah Liberator, the pistol you shoot people with to get a better weapon." |
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| 2017-01-20 - 2017-02-09 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "You have fulfilled your contract, pirates. You may go back to your dens now." "And hearty bugger off to you too, Spanner." |
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| 2017-01-15 - 2017-01-20 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Elevated price is a natural side effect of elevated demand." |
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| 2017-01-03 - 2017-01-15 |
[+nrt] QOHLITSTBBTCI: "I'm going to need to give you a ticket. Do you know how fast you were scrolling?" |
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| 2016-12-20 - 2016-12-25 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "John McClane is super dead." |
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| 2016-12-19 - 2016-12-20 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Let the heavens be my witness, I will be triumphant!" |
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| 2016-11-25 - 2016-12-18 |
[+nrt] QOTM: I look at the universe in an entirely different way now. I mean, I can't go around causing temporal anomalies or subspace inversions without considering the impact it'll have on my son. -... - By the way, did I tell you how smart he is? I've already taught him how to knock small planets out of orbit. |
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| 2016-11-25 (01:09:11 - 16:09:14) |
[+nrt] QOTM: "All boats can go underwater. Some just more than once." |
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| 2016-11-13 - 2016-11-25 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "This candle will last forever if it's never lit." |
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| 2016-11-12 (04:10:44 - 23:07:39) |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Tier 8+ is your hobby. Tier 7 and below is your job. You have to earn money, doing your job to finance your hobby." |
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| 2016-11-01 - 2016-11-12 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "How strange, this wine glass isn't good at being a hammer." |
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| 2016-10-16 - 2016-11-01 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Young Master, may I eat the wall?" |
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| 2016-10-09 - 2016-10-16 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Don't shoot the green ones; they're not ripe yet." |
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| 2016-09-30 - 2016-10-09 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Are you sure you're not the one with the monkey tail?" |
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| 2016-09-14 - 2016-09-30 |
[+nrt] QOTM: welcome to youtube, where people upload a 240p video in 1080p and tell you to watch in HD |
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| 2016-08-28 - 2016-09-14 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "In the end, we'll meet up dead together." |
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| 2016-08-23 - 2016-08-28 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "God, I hate bicyclists!" |
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| 2016-08-22 - 2016-08-23 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." |
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| 2016-08-17 - 2016-08-22 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "And remember, I'm only *technically* a lawyer." |
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| 2016-07-31 - 2016-08-17 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Santa can pick locks. He’ll just break in through the fromt door." |
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| 2016-07-31 (02:26:58 - 16:26:52) |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Don’t doom humanity. Don’t post spoilers." |
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| 2016-07-30 (02:26:41 - 23:26:48) |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom." |
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| 2016-07-16 - 2016-07-30 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Please note: I am not calling for a purge. Now, round up the heretics." |
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| 2016-07-07 - 2016-07-16 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Palpatine did nothing wrong." |
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| 2016-07-03 - 2016-07-07 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Palpatine was right." |
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| 2016-06-30 - 2016-07-02 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Hello. My name is Kaga. You killed my image. Prepare to die." |
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| 2016-06-25 - 2016-06-30 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "I put the ‘pain’ in campaign." |
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| 2016-06-23 - 2016-06-24 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing." |
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| 2016-06-17 - 2016-06-23 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Fraud is theft with a smile." |
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| 2016-06-16 - 2016-06-17 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "It's potato juice... Just ask any of the secondary gunners in WoWs; especially the ones from the country where such potato juice originated." |
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| 2016-06-07 - 2016-06-16 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "The world will burn and I will be its flint." |
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| 2016-05-24 - 2016-06-07 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "All deaths are horrible. Also inevitable. Nod. Get treat." |
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| 2016-05-23 - 2016-05-24 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Pigeons are vermin. You need Vermin Slaughter And Exile." |
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| 2016-05-20 - 2016-05-23 |
[+nrt] QOTM: "Go home!!!" |
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| 2016-04-27 - 2016-05-20 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "The nature of sets. There's always at least one piece that nobody in their right mind would want, but because of the set bonus you roll with it anyways." |
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| 2016-04-16 - 2016-04-26 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Protip: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BEACHED SEAL" |
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| 2016-04-23 (01:59:06 - 05:59:04) |
[+nt] |
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| 2016-04-13 - 2016-04-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Etch our victory into the sunrise!" |
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| 2016-03-22 - 2016-04-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Did you think Triple would end at 3 strikes? This one ends at 5." |
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| 2016-03-19 - 2016-03-22 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "DO NOT TAINT PEGASUS COVE WITH TALK OF DILDOS" |
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| 2016-03-10 - 2016-03-19 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "What does not belong cannot be returned." |
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| 2016-03-05 - 2016-03-09 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I'm being brought along!" |
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| 2016-02-27 - 2016-03-05 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." |
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| 2016-02-13 - 2016-02-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: ""Team is investigating" is generic corpspeak for "everyone is running around flailing in a panic"." |
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| 2016-02-10 - 2016-02-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “[F]ull auto is a LOT of fun if SOMEBODY ELSE IS BUYING THE AMMO." |
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| 2016-02-07 - 2016-02-09 |
[+nrt] QOTD: “I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” |
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| 2016-02-04 - 2016-02-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "[S]eems that last torpedo gave out some pretty decent damage. Pretty big for a torp though, and oddly shaped like a Pensacola." |
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| 2016-02-03 - 2016-02-04 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "You're not 18 yet, so you're 12." |
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| 2016-01-14 - 2016-02-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "The vermin gods have descended!" |
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| 2016-01-05 - 2016-01-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "That’s no moon, it’s a compression artifact!" |
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| 2016-01-03 - 2016-01-05 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Democracy is non-negotiable." |
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| 2015-12-30 - 2016-01-03 |
[+nrt] QOTD: I waz here 30th Dec |
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| 2015-12-16 - 2015-12-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I find your lack of crits disturbing!" |
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| 2015-12-02 - 2015-12-16 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Remember, there's no such thing as good volcano footage taken by a quadcopter that survived." |
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| 2015-11-14 - 2015-12-02 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Here, go invent some completely new chemistry in order to make some compounds that are just trembling with the desire to explode. And if the reactions don’t work? No prob: all the side products will probably be horribly explosive, too. Good luck determining just which one of them it was that demolished your hood!" |
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| 2015-10-28 - 2015-11-13 |
[+nrt] QOTD:At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! |
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| 2015-10-24 - 2015-10-28 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "We don't always 'support' the main fleet. But when we do, we miss." |
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| 2015-10-21 - 2015-10-24 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "I am not a genius, I just know too much." |
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| 2015-10-07 - 2015-10-21 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Never miss an opportunity to shut up." |
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| 2015-09-30 - 2015-10-07 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "hey guys I got an idea for a manga....im gona give them a plot but we wont explain it or go in detail about it; instead were gona give them somebull**** at the last few chapters and call it quits before they realize this is just a joke" |
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| 2015-09-27 - 2015-09-30 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "If we disintegrate them we lose the ability to take all of their stuff." |
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| 2015-09-25 - 2015-09-27 |
[+nrt] QOTD: So, it was the hooker in the bedroom with the candlestick. Tell me this is not starting to like a game of Clue. |
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| 2015-09-18 - 2015-09-25 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Templates like that are forbidden." |
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| 2015-09-05 - 2015-09-18 |
[+nrt] QOTD: "Volvo Safety Engineering Philosophy - Make the other car the crumble zone." |
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| 2015-09-04 (20:17:11 - 23:17:13) |
[+nrt] QOTD: "If your code is running ten times faster, you can tolerate a few crashes." |
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| 2015-09-02 - 2015-09-03 |
QOTD: "If your code is running ten times faster, you can tolerate a few crashes." |
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| 2015-08-20 - 2015-08-27 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Destiny, a yearlong beta for a video game that will be released this September[.]" |
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| 2015-08-18 - 2015-08-19 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "The value of a dollar is inversely proportional to how many of them you have..." |
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| 2015-08-14 (16:14:14 - 16:14:14) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "You're not eulogizing me when I die, even if it means I have to take you with me to make sure." |
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| 2015-08-10 (07:13:52 - 07:13:52) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Let's make this extremely showy!" |
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| 2015-07-30 - 2015-08-07 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "You were expecting a Zuiun as usual, huh? Too bad, it's a Birthday Cake, Sis." |
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| 2015-07-29 (09:12:51 - 16:12:54) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Twice I destroyed the light and twice I failed." |
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| 2015-07-25 - 2015-07-28 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Ya can't underestimate the power of cash!" |
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| 2015-07-10 (21:11:14 - 21:11:14) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "I challenge you to a marriage!" |
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| 2015-07-08 (10:10:55 - 10:10:55) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: They're not actually crazy you know, they're just women |
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| 2015-06-29 - 2015-06-30 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "The wilderness is full of dangerous ****. Survive it by not being there." |
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| 2015-06-25 (15:09:44 - 16:09:45) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "w w w ,M/\/\Othieves ,C_0~/\/\ 20MED+2M==$4.99, 20Keys+2Keys==$10.99, having your account stolen==PRICELESS" |
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| 2015-06-11 (14:27:05 - 16:27:05) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "You want me to punch the draco-lich back to life so we can kill it again?" |
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| 2015-05-19 - 2015-05-26 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "Okay, Littorio, now listen carefully... You do NOT have any little sister named Roma. [...] She doesn't exist." |
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| 2015-05-07 - 2015-05-14 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "thereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathereisnoromathe" |
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| 2015-05-01 - 2015-05-05 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "NO RO-CHAN, TRANSPORTS! THHNENNNN BOSS!" |
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| 2015-04-25 - 2015-04-29 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep her in paint and powder." |
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| 2015-04-21 (07:57:02 - 15:57:03) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "You assured me that a larvitar was going to magically become available around the time I asked Gramps for one. And yet I find myself strangely lacking a tiny indestructible midget dinosaur. Aya, where is my tiny indestructible midget dinosaur?" |
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| 2015-04-13 - 2015-04-20 |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: "That's not what fast battleships are for." |
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| 2015-04-10 (16:01:00 - 16:01:00) |
QOHLITSTBBTCI: �Hahahahaha. Oh wait you�re serious. Let me laugh even harder.� |
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| 2015-04-01 - 2015-04-07 |
MOTD: God, I detest, hate, despise, abhor Victory Road. |
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| 2015-03-26 - 2015-03-30 |
QOTD: "You're supposed to write your resume for the job you want, not the job you have." |
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| 2015-03-13 - 2015-03-23 |
QOTD: "Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice." |
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| 2015-03-05 - 2015-03-11 |
QOTD: "A woman's age and a gundam's legs are just a decoration." |
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| 2015-03-02 - 2015-03-04 |
RIP Leonard Nimoy |
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| 2015-02-23 - 2015-02-26 |
QOTD: "Go train, you." |
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| 2015-02-13 (10:08:35 - 10:08:35) |
QOTD: "Hold still, Ensign - this ocular implant won’t attach correctly if you keep turning your hea- I said to stop squirming. Now if you’ll jus- RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. HOLD THE F*** STILL." |
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| 2015-01-29 - 2015-02-11 |
QOTD: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now. |
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| 2015-01-25 - 2015-01-28 |
QOTD: "As a followup question, has anyone at Ubisoft ever actually seen a person of Asian descent? For realsies?" |
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| 2015-01-23 (08:19:09 - 11:19:11) |
QOTD: "Newb traps are how you sell respec tokens." |
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| 2015-01-21 (10:18:53 - 16:18:58) |
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| 2015-01-12 - 2015-01-20 |
QOTD: "yeah but if PC gaming is so great why haven't they made a PC 2? explain that atheists" |
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| 2014-12-29 - 2015-01-05 |
QOTD: I can speak 17,897 galactic languages an' I got no idea what yer talkin' about! |
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| 2014-12-25 - 2014-12-29 |
Merry Christmas! |
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| 2014-12-23 - 2014-12-24 |
QOTD: "If you’re having loot problems, I feel bad for you, son. You got 99 engrams and an exotic ain’t one." |
