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[+nrt] Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are NOT Happy. ;)

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2018-08-04 - 2018-08-15
[+nrt] Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are NOT Happy. ;)
2018-03-14 - 2018-08-04
[+nrt] "You are entitled to your own opinion but not to your own facts." --Daniel Patrick Moynihan
2018-02-23 - 2018-03-14
[+nrt] Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it does muffle the sound.
2018-02-22 - 2018-02-23
[+nrt] She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care
2018-01-19 - 2018-02-22
[+nrt] If the flat earthers were right, the Earth would already be empty as cats would have pushed everything over the side.
2017-11-13 - 2018-01-18
[+nrt] Trump in a nutshell: "How can you blame China for taking advantage of people that had no clue? I would've done same!" says it all, doesn't it?
2017-10-23 - 2017-11-13
[+nrt] If you ever feel like no one pays attention to you, try making a sandwich in front of your dog.
2017-08-26 - 2017-10-23
[+nrt] Latest Scam! Robo-fem: "Hi, this is an emergency call to let you know the license fee on your Microsoft Windows' has expired..." At which point I hung up the phone. Bloody scammers!!! GRRRRR!
2017-05-05 - 2017-08-26
[+nrt] Wisdom for dogs: You never really know someone until you have smelled their butt.
2017-02-23 - 2017-04-28
[+nrt] Donald Trump does not seem to have met any expression of democracy that he actually likes.
2017-02-21 - 2017-02-23
[+nrt] It's Kind of like "The Apprentice"; pit rival groups against each other - with individuals sabotaging one another - see who lasts. Only we'll call it "The Cabinet".
2016-12-15 - 2017-02-21
[+nrt] Obama played chess, Bush played checkers, Trump is going to play drunken Hungry Hungry Hippos.
2016-11-13 - 2016-12-15
[+nrt] Q: On a Sea Cruise, would you rather have: A: Captain of the U.S.S. Titanic, or B: Captain Charlie Manson in charge? America's Answer: B: Charlie Manson
2016-11-11 - 2016-11-13
[+nrt] May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders
2016-11-10 - 2016-11-11
[+nrt] Trump is off to a great start of confirming everyone's fear about him
2016-11-05 - 2016-11-10
[+nrt] Heroin makes life worth living. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin builds up a tolerance fast. Heroin starts to cost more money.
2016-10-04 - 2016-11-05
[+nrt] The election is a giant Onion article.
2016-09-17 - 2016-10-03
[+nrt] The Shire channel: interactively exploiting top-line technologies for progressively harnessing functionalized users to compellingly reinvent resource-leveling leadership!
2016-09-08 - 2016-09-17
[+nrt] Remember, if you ever feel like you are useless, it is somebody's job to install the turn signals at the BMW factory.
2016-08-02 - 2016-09-08
[+nrt] Never attribute to spite that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
2016-07-01 - 2016-08-02
[+nrt] I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!
2016-06-29 - 2016-07-01
[+nrt] Babies make poor life decisions.
2016-05-24 - 2016-06-29
[+nrt] Pasteurized, processed cheese food: this must be what you feed your cheese.
2016-04-29 - 2016-05-24
[+nrt] John Boehner on Cruz: " I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life."
2016-04-09 - 2016-04-28
[+nrt] When I look at Ted Cruz I wonder if David Icke might have a point about lizard people.
2016-04-02 - 2016-04-09
[+nrt] My favorite is camo beer cans so the deer doesn't know I'm drunk
2016-03-01 - 2016-04-02
[+nrt] <HalfNote5> Thoughts on Ted Cruz: Some turds won't take a polish.
2016-02-10 - 2016-03-01
[+nrt] It's butter, dammit.
2015-12-04 - 2016-02-10
[+nrt] LOL! "<darkon> Who among us can say it's butter?"
2015-10-22 - 2015-12-04
[+nrt] It's all fun and games until someone ends up wearing a cone.
2015-09-04 - 2015-10-22
[+nrt] If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic things; but that's nothing: if you play one forwards, Windows gets installed.
2015-08-06 - 2015-09-04
If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic things; but that's nothing: if you play one forwards, Windows gets installed.
2015-07-31 - 2015-08-06
quiet
2015-07-28 - 2015-07-31
Windows 8’s touch-friendly interface was an unmitigated disaster, blending an over-the-top, “my dog just barfed up a bag of Skittles” aesthetic with mechanical design that flat-out didn’t work.
2015-05-20 - 2015-07-28
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
2015-05-06 - 2015-05-19
Deflategate? Again? Seriously? I'm sorry, you have me confused with someone who gives a flying rat's hindquarters.
2015-03-16 - 2015-05-06
Seen on a coffee mug: "Never let anyone drive you crazy...It's nearby, and the walking is good for you."
2015-02-25 - 2015-03-16
Seen on Facebook: "Noses are Red, Fingers are Blue. I'm tired of Winter, how about you?"
2015-01-13 - 2015-02-23
Yours is the kiss of death... and tuna.
2014-12-26 - 2015-01-13
Happy , "We aren't all going to die in perpetual, frozen darkness" day.
2014-12-23 - 2014-12-25
Opportunity should leave a fucking voicemail.