| 2019-02-01 - 2024-04-23 |
[+nrt] Who's for stamping Trump and McConnell "Null and Void"? :) |
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| 2020-10-07 (11:09:05 - 11:09:05) |
[+nt] Who's for stamping Trump and McConnell "Null and Void"? :) |
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| 2020-09-07 - 2020-09-08 |
[+nt] |
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| 2019-01-30 - 2019-02-01 |
[+nrt] Happy B'day Baggy!! :-) :-) :-) |
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| 2019-01-10 - 2019-01-30 |
[+nrt] Day 720: A total waste of time. |
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| 2019-01-01 - 2019-01-10 |
[+nrt] Happy NEW Year's !!! |
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| 2018-12-16 - 2019-01-01 |
[+nrt] We've seen the First Lady naked, but not Trump's tax returns |
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| 2018-12-04 - 2018-12-16 |
[+nrt] Former Federal Prosecutor: If I Had a Wiretap and Someone Said What Trump Tweeted I’d Say 'Wow, We Got Him on Obstruction’' |
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| 2018-11-22 - 2018-12-04 |
[+nrt] Stephen King: "Trump condones murder, then explains it's okay for his daughter to do what he wanted Hillary Clinton locked up for. Oh, and his AG is a fucking crook. Impeach." |
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| 2018-10-24 - 2018-11-22 |
[+nrt] Trump called the Saudi operation to kill Jamal Khashoggi one of "worst cover-ups in the history of cover-ups," ..The Master Has Spoken! ;) |
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| 2018-08-04 - 2018-10-24 |
[+nrt] Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are NOT Happy. ;) |
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| 2018-03-14 - 2018-08-04 |
[+nrt] "You are entitled to your own opinion but not to your own facts." --Daniel Patrick Moynihan |
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| 2018-02-23 - 2018-03-14 |
[+nrt] Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it does muffle the sound. |
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| 2018-02-22 - 2018-02-23 |
[+nrt] She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care |
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| 2018-01-19 - 2018-02-22 |
[+nrt] If the flat earthers were right, the Earth would already be empty as cats would have pushed everything over the side. |
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| 2017-11-13 - 2018-01-18 |
[+nrt] Trump in a nutshell: "How can you blame China for taking advantage of people that had no clue? I would've done same!" says it all, doesn't it? |
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| 2017-10-23 - 2017-11-13 |
[+nrt] If you ever feel like no one pays attention to you, try making a sandwich in front of your dog. |
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| 2017-08-26 - 2017-10-23 |
[+nrt] Latest Scam! Robo-fem: "Hi, this is an emergency call to let you know the license fee on your Microsoft Windows' has expired..." At which point I hung up the phone. Bloody scammers!!! GRRRRR! |
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| 2017-05-05 - 2017-08-26 |
[+nrt] Wisdom for dogs: You never really know someone until you have smelled their butt. |
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| 2017-02-23 - 2017-04-28 |
[+nrt] Donald Trump does not seem to have met any expression of democracy that he actually likes. |
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| 2017-02-21 - 2017-02-23 |
[+nrt] It's Kind of like "The Apprentice"; pit rival groups against each other - with individuals sabotaging one another - see who lasts. Only we'll call it "The Cabinet". |
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| 2016-12-15 - 2017-02-21 |
[+nrt] Obama played chess, Bush played checkers, Trump is going to play drunken Hungry Hungry Hippos. |
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| 2016-11-13 - 2016-12-15 |
[+nrt] Q: On a Sea Cruise, would you rather have: A: Captain of the U.S.S. Titanic, or B: Captain Charlie Manson in charge? America's Answer: B: Charlie Manson |
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| 2016-11-11 - 2016-11-13 |
[+nrt] May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders |
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| 2016-11-10 - 2016-11-11 |
[+nrt] Trump is off to a great start of confirming everyone's fear about him |
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| 2016-11-05 - 2016-11-10 |
[+nrt] Heroin makes life worth living. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin builds up a tolerance fast. Heroin starts to cost more money. |
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| 2016-10-04 - 2016-11-05 |
[+nrt] The election is a giant Onion article. |
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| 2016-09-17 - 2016-10-03 |
[+nrt] The Shire channel: interactively exploiting top-line technologies for progressively harnessing functionalized users to compellingly reinvent resource-leveling leadership! |
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| 2016-09-08 - 2016-09-17 |
[+nrt] Remember, if you ever feel like you are useless, it is somebody's job to install the turn signals at the BMW factory. |
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| 2016-08-02 - 2016-09-08 |
[+nrt] Never attribute to spite that which is adequately explained by stupidity. |
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| 2016-07-01 - 2016-08-02 |
[+nrt] I hate being bipolar. It's awesome! |
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| 2016-06-29 - 2016-07-01 |
[+nrt] Babies make poor life decisions. |
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| 2016-05-24 - 2016-06-29 |
[+nrt] Pasteurized, processed cheese food: this must be what you feed your cheese. |
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| 2016-04-29 - 2016-05-24 |
[+nrt] John Boehner on Cruz: " I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life." |
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| 2016-04-09 - 2016-04-28 |
[+nrt] When I look at Ted Cruz I wonder if David Icke might have a point about lizard people. |
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| 2016-04-02 - 2016-04-09 |
[+nrt] My favorite is camo beer cans so the deer doesn't know I'm drunk |
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| 2016-03-01 - 2016-04-02 |
[+nrt] <HalfNote5> Thoughts on Ted Cruz: Some turds won't take a polish. |
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| 2016-02-10 - 2016-03-01 |
[+nrt] It's butter, dammit. |
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| 2015-12-04 - 2016-02-10 |
[+nrt] LOL! "<darkon> Who among us can say it's butter?" |
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| 2015-10-22 - 2015-12-04 |
[+nrt] It's all fun and games until someone ends up wearing a cone. |
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| 2015-09-04 - 2015-10-22 |
[+nrt] If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic things; but that's nothing: if you play one forwards, Windows gets installed. |
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| 2015-08-06 - 2015-09-04 |
If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic things; but that's nothing: if you play one forwards, Windows gets installed. |
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| 2015-07-31 - 2015-08-06 |
quiet |
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| 2015-07-28 - 2015-07-31 |
Windows 8’s touch-friendly interface was an unmitigated disaster, blending an over-the-top, “my dog just barfed up a bag of Skittles” aesthetic with mechanical design that flat-out didn’t work. |
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| 2015-05-20 - 2015-07-28 |
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. |
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| 2015-05-06 - 2015-05-19 |
Deflategate? Again? Seriously? I'm sorry, you have me confused with someone who gives a flying rat's hindquarters. |
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| 2015-03-16 - 2015-05-06 |
Seen on a coffee mug: "Never let anyone drive you crazy...It's nearby, and the walking is good for you." |
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| 2015-02-25 - 2015-03-16 |
Seen on Facebook: "Noses are Red, Fingers are Blue. I'm tired of Winter, how about you?" |
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| 2015-01-13 - 2015-02-23 |
Yours is the kiss of death... and tuna. |
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| 2014-12-26 - 2015-01-13 |
Happy , "We aren't all going to die in perpetual, frozen darkness" day. |
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| 2014-12-23 - 2014-12-25 |
Opportunity should leave a fucking voicemail. |
