|2018-07-29 - 2018-10-20|
[+ntM] well, tbf, you only bought a license to use the car, you don't own it or anything
|2018-05-07 - 2018-07-29|
[+ntrM] well, tbf, you only bought a license to use the car, you don't own it or anything
|2018-04-27 - 2018-06-11|
|2018-05-03 - 2018-05-06|
[+ntrM] every time you buy something on amazon dot com you should think about how the warehouse worker who packed it for you had to take a dump in the aisle and return to work without washing his hands
|2018-04-23 - 2018-05-03|
[+ntrM] we need nuclear power plants -- we can store the waste inside confederate civil-war statues
|2018-04-20 - 2018-04-23|
[+ntrM] This is the season of the Clicks. Make sure you pick up every switch.
|2018-03-30 - 2018-04-20|
[+ntrM] continued denial about chosen careers in programming being socially and mentally corrosive hidden beneath a veneer of detached irony
|2018-03-25 - 2018-03-30|
[+ntrM] a spice girl cannot die, only the actress who portrays her
|2018-03-07 - 2018-03-11|
[+ntrM] I will never FOIA the Wu-Tang secret
|2018-02-27 - 2018-03-07|
[+ntrM] over/under on someone saying goodbyes on the call and muttering "fucking assholes" under their breath before the call actually drops?
|2018-02-23 - 2018-02-27|
[+ntrM] perfect for nerdy types since its both expensive and elitist for unearned reasons
|2018-02-23 (04:18:51 - 19:19:00)|
[+ntrM] What does my dog do all day when I go to work? Can I enjoy life and not harm others? Which flowers grow in my garden? Does 7-11 still have that gum I like?
|2018-02-22 - 2018-02-23|
[+ntrM] take consolation that infinity has a very deep throat
|2018-02-19 - 2018-02-22|
[+ntrM] An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity
|2018-02-19 (10:18:26 - 12:18:26)|
[+ntrM] closing this ticket as "cannot reproduce"
|2018-02-16 - 2018-02-19|
[+ntrM] i always install only half of the ram i buy so the other half stays fresh
|2018-02-09 - 2018-02-16|
[+ntrM] its gonna crash into someone doing a space walk on the iss and shaggar will all be like "pedestrians don't belong in space"
|2018-02-12 - 2018-02-14|
[+ntrM] its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
|2018-01-29 - 2018-02-09|
[+ntrM] someone uploaded a post-brexit-vote boris johnson speech to pornhub under the title "DUMB BRITISH BLOND FUCKS FIFTEEN MILLION PEOPLE AT ONCE"
|2018-01-22 - 2018-01-29|
[+ntrM] Alexa! What is best in life?
|2018-01-15 - 2018-01-22|
[+ntrM] dude i love wordplay. my wife and i like to dress up as different words and make portmanteaus all night
|2018-01-04 - 2018-01-15|
[+ntrM] damn millennials walkin' around like they rent the place
|2017-12-24 - 2018-01-04|
[+ntrM] Oracle Business Machines, a division of Coca-Cola Pepsi Vending Services (formerly Texas State University)
|2017-12-22 - 2017-12-24|
[+ntrM] HTTP 403: Do not speak to me or my JSON ever again
|2017-12-19 - 2017-12-22|
[+ntrM] DEUM ADSPECTANS RETRO INFERNUM INGREDIAR
|2017-12-14 - 2017-12-19|
[+ntrM] it was well past midnight when i finally fed the mogwai a muffin. then i took off all my clothes, crammed the now mature gremlin up my butt, and placed the lightsaber handle in my mouth. "like tears in rain," i said to Winona Rider; "so are the days of our lives."
|2017-12-08 - 2017-12-14|
[+ntrM] “It turned out that guests were screaming longer than expected, making important dialogue and plot points impossible to understand.”
|2017-11-23 - 2017-12-08|
[+ntrM] what computer are u thankful for
|2017-11-17 - 2017-11-23|
[+ntrM] We're only a year or two away from having robots that can be programmed to molest people, thereby putting the entire United States Senate out of a job.
|2017-11-13 - 2017-11-17|
[+ntrM] If I had plans, they were made by an incorrect life I no longer maintain
|2017-11-12 - 2017-11-13|
[+ntrM] brutalism is the anime of architecture
|2017-11-10 - 2017-11-12|
[+ntrM] Culinary prescriptivists are only better than linguistic prescriptivists in that sometimes they'll give you free food.
|2017-11-04 - 2017-11-10|
[+ntrM] the idea of speed running games is a modern influencer of the rising authoritarian tide (meaning facism) imho
|2017-10-24 - 2017-11-04|
[+ntrM] gore did 802.11
|2017-10-20 - 2017-10-24|
[+ntrM] bush did 802.11
|2017-09-17 - 2017-10-20|
[+ntrM] I rode my bicycle from coast to caost and I used ssh on my phone to set up a linode lamp stack with ffmpeg so I could download music youtubes to my phone. It let me keep the phone on airplane mode and save battery
|2017-09-16 - 2017-09-17|
[+ntrM] The Four Player TMNT Cabinet Of Theseus
|2017-08-19 - 2017-09-16|
[+ntrM] Welcome to the Hundred Acer Wood
|2017-08-18 - 2017-08-19|
[+ntrM] insane chown posse
|2017-08-09 - 2017-08-18|
[+ntrM] cargo culture fit
|2017-08-01 - 2017-08-09|
[+ntrM] Man dressed as Ben Franklin calling some third-graders "cucks"
|2017-07-26 - 2017-08-01|
[+ntrM] Q: “How does an automatic transmission know when to shift?”
A: “The souls of the damned are trapped within the torque converter. As their eternal agony proceeds, there is occasionally a side effect that might be interpreted as changing gear. You must never, ever look inside one.”
|2017-07-09 - 2017-07-26|
[+ntrM] Everything you find will make you angry because of its inferior posting quality. You've eaten from the forbidden tree and nothing will be the same.
|2017-07-01 - 2017-07-09|
[+ntrM] metal is the anime of music. please ban any further discussion of metal.
|2017-06-03 - 2017-07-01|
[+ntrM] Fun new neural network picture app that takes your selfie and turns it into an incriminating geotagged image of you at a local felony
|2017-06-02 - 2017-06-03|
[+ntrM] computers are way better without encryption, you can feel the texture and sensation of every byte
|2017-05-31 - 2017-06-02|
[+ntrM] Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them
|2017-05-28 - 2017-05-31|
[+ntrM] Sex Pope (Jude Law) is called in to service at NASA HQ when a sexy emergency has broken out on the International Space Station. Keith David guest stars.
|2017-05-27 - 2017-05-28|
[+ntrM] you wouldn't print a car
|2017-05-27 (02:35:13 - 19:35:18)|
[+ntrM] My schedule for today list a six-hour self-accusatory depression.
|2017-05-23 - 2017-05-27|
[+ntrM] New startup chime is holocaust denial, chanted in Farsi.
|2017-05-19 - 2017-05-23|
[+ntrM] free software is a code word for human extinction
|2017-05-15 - 2017-05-19|
[+ntrM] Bend it like Bentham
|2017-05-11 - 2017-05-15|
[+ntrM] every accusation is a confession
|2017-05-08 - 2017-05-11|
[+ntrM] It wasn't even supposed to be part of the blade runner franchise. They just reskinned a Japanese movie called Doki Doki Panic.
|2017-05-07 - 2017-05-08|
[+ntrM] I only buy products made by American robots.
|2017-05-05 - 2017-05-07|
[+ntrM] cyborg tupac built to perform at coachella 2054 bails to solve his murder instead
|2017-04-28 (20:45:11 - 21:45:09)|
[+ntrM] Nintendo is the Man United of Video Games
|2017-04-21 - 2017-04-28|
[+ntrM] $thing would be great if it wasn't for all the $people_who_love_thing
|2017-04-13 - 2017-04-21|
[+ntrM] On April 11, Bob Sulkin, Murray.s attorney, released a doctor.s report the defense team says disproves a claim in D.H..s civil lawsuit that said the mayor had a .unique mole on his scrotum. at the time of the alleged assaults. The report says Murray has no moles, freckles, or other marks or bumps on his ge
|2017-03-30 - 2017-04-13|
[+ntrM] At the peak of their popularity, eight out of nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan publicly backed VHS tapes, while Ghostface Killah, a staunch holdout, continued to endorse LaserDiscs. LaserDiscs, as a result, plummeted in popularity, and in fact, many rappers today have never even seen one.
|2017-03-22 - 2017-03-30|
[+ntrM] if you buy a 17" laptop when you open the box inside there should be no laptop at all but instead a gun with a single bullet
|2017-03-19 - 2017-03-22|
[+ntrM] its a bit ironic that linux ended up powering just about everything other than desktops
|2017-03-18 - 2017-03-19|
[+ntrM] Press P to toggle exposing your penis through your pants/shorts (Hint: You can interact with it).
|2017-03-10 - 2017-03-18|
[+ntrM] I need cornohol for my bushole
|2017-03-08 - 2017-03-10|
[+ntrM] why do you smell so different when your awake?
|2017-02-27 - 2017-03-08|
[+ntrM] "...gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, WONDERFUL billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My GOD, it'll be beautiful!"
|2017-02-17 - 2017-02-27|
[+ntrM] Open Source is Fake GNUs. Sad!
|2017-02-15 - 2017-02-17|
[+ntrM] rip kim jong nam. lost the chance to be a dictator by going to disneyland and then assassinated in malaysia
|2017-02-03 - 2017-02-15|
[+ntrM] every Bernie Bro who said the adult Muppets are the parents of their respective Muppet Babies needs to immediately apologize
|2017-01-28 - 2017-02-03|
[+ntrM] only in death is one free from the cuckholdry of desire
|2017-01-20 - 2017-01-28|
[+ntrM] LA Beast here and today I'm going to call my ex-girlfriend and beg her to take me back while I squeeze the entire contents of this bottle of Red Hot into my butthole
|2017-01-18 - 2017-01-20|
[+ntrM] yeah man I love working here. the hours are great and the pay is probably double what I could get anywhere else. fucking hate paying union dues, though, I want to keep that money
|2017-01-17 - 2017-01-18|
[+ntrM] doxx me like one of your french girls
|2017-01-16 - 2017-01-17|
[+ntrM] all labor is labor
|2017-01-13 - 2017-01-16|
[+ntrM] it's called altaba because when your browser loads it you altabaway from it
|2017-01-11 - 2017-01-13|
[+ntrM] hi do you have any organic bullets for my free-range assault rifle
|2017-01-10 - 2017-01-11|
[+ntrM] *every os from every bankrupt 90s computing company, manufacturer and failed partnerships come in with everything for a HUGE party*
|2017-01-08 - 2017-01-10|
[+ntrM] im watching two robots who are into bdsm try and decide who's the master and who's the slave 2017 off to a good start
|2017-01-05 - 2017-01-08|
[+ntrM] I wonder what the old grey beards that were resisting commercialization of the internet back in the early 90s would say now.
|2016-12-30 - 2017-01-05|
[+ntrM] I'm gonna treat China like I do the Midwest, here in the U.S., skip it when I fly over it for a better destination.
|2016-12-24 - 2016-12-30|
[+ntrM] The timeline is Shadow>Ico>Beverly Hills Cop>Last Guardian
|2016-12-18 - 2016-12-24|
[+ntrM] "For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is ..? This is .. speaking. I am the man who loves his drive home. I am the man who does not sacrifice his cover songs or his videos of car fires. I am the man who has deprived you of badass and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are
|2016-12-18 (04:11:41 - 04:11:41)|
[+ntrM] usb-c stands for usb-cloaca
|2016-12-16 - 2016-12-18|
[+ntrM] whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous shitposting / or to take a probe against a sea of troubles and by being probed, end that other shitlord
|2016-12-12 - 2016-12-16|
[+ntrM] "Everyone needs to remember that lies and mistakes don't exist, it's really lame to point them out, so just pretend that it never happens and everything will be cool."
|2016-12-06 - 2016-12-12|
[+ntrM] my company name is a killing word
|2016-12-01 - 2016-12-06|
[+ntrM] I was thinking this isn't such a cyberpunk future we're living in, but then I remembered I forgot to charge up my laundry card
|2016-11-30 - 2016-12-01|
[+ntrM] Taiwan Number 1
|2016-11-24 - 2016-11-30|
[+ntrM] I was thinking about making an app where people could list all of the leftovers they have, then go through a list of homeless people who might be interested in them and swipe them left or right like tinder depending on whether or not you think they're worthy of a decent meal
|2016-11-17 - 2016-11-24|
[+ntrM] The Littlest Hobocop
|2016-11-16 - 2016-11-17|
[+ntrM] BAD FOR HEALTHY
|2016-11-13 - 2016-11-16|
[+ntrM] DOC SAYS MY LOWER BACK MUSCLES ARE SO TORN THEY LOOK LIKE GROUND PORK THAT GOT THROWN INTO A CEILING FAN
|2016-11-08 - 2016-11-13|
[+ntrM] spiders is cats with too many of everything
|2016-11-04 - 2016-11-08|
[+ntrM] Glory to the Chome, the Mome, and the Holy Lomarf
|2016-11-04 (04:09:46 - 07:09:49)|
[+ntrM] 12 Years a [:|::]
three pillars of proclick: hustle, respect, fucking a compter and cumming in it
|2016-10-31 - 2016-11-04|
[+ntrM] 12 Years a [:|::]
|2016-10-22 - 2016-10-31|
[+ntrM] Everyone said I was wasting my time memorising the IP addresses of all the major websites but who's laughing now!!
|2016-10-16 - 2016-10-21|
[+ntrM] Recently, Zoë attended the Sexual Health Expo (SHE) in Brooklyn, where she snapped some pics of futuristic dildos made out of pure crystal chakra stones
|2016-10-06 - 2016-10-16|
[+ntrM] Law that all movies must have the actors periodically turn to the camera and say "the diaoyu islands belong to Japan", "end the occupation of Tibet", or "Taiwan is an independent country"
|2016-10-02 - 2016-10-06|
[+ntrM] Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan.
|2016-10-01 - 2016-10-02|
[+ntrM] on my tv i only need to kill the hung jobs and then restart the app from the homescreen, the rest of the os has decent uptime.
|2016-09-30 - 2016-10-01|
[+ntrM] according to the second law of thermodynamics, white men can't jump
|2016-09-28 - 2016-09-30|
[+ntrM] *posting some trite bull shit thjinkiung im clever*
|2016-09-27 - 2016-09-28|
[+ntrM] LE CAIRDEAS NOUVEAU 2016 EST ARRIVE!
|2016-09-22 - 2016-09-27|
[+ntrM] the russians used an epipencil
|2016-09-18 - 2016-09-22|
[+ntrM] Renting your girlfriend/wife is called "prostitution," and renting your car is called "leasing."
|2016-09-16 - 2016-09-18|
[+ntrM] NEET-ism as a dialectic response against protestant work ethic and by proxy against americanism/neoliberalism/globalism
|2016-09-15 - 2016-09-16|
[+ntrM] our antivirus software isn't shit, it just lets certain pre-approved viruses infect your computer
|2016-09-05 - 2016-09-15|
[+ntrM] death metal sticks up from the floor and black metal hangs from the ceiling
|2016-08-31 - 2016-09-05|
[+ntrM] kim dotcom should have to play counterstrike against the judge for his extradition
|2016-08-30 - 2016-08-31|
[+ntrM] shouting WINDOWS 10 into a crowded movie theater is a crime
|2016-08-29 - 2016-08-30|
[+ntrM] Queer Eye for the Blood God
|2016-08-26 - 2016-08-29|
[+ntrM] i'm running combination gnu/linux and gnu/windows
|2016-08-24 - 2016-08-26|
[+ntrM] the shell so nice they birthed it twice
|2016-08-24 (06:06:42 - 21:06:39)|
[+ntrM] Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
|2016-08-18 - 2016-08-24|
[+ntrM] proclick olympics: synchronized whiteness
|2016-08-16 - 2016-08-18|
[+ntrM] proclick olympics: competitive wokeness
|2016-08-14 - 2016-08-16|
|2016-08-14 (18:05:38 - 21:05:38)|
[+ntrM] This guy groks!
|2016-08-11 - 2016-08-14|
[+ntrM] proclick olympics: synchronized gaslighting
|2016-08-04 - 2016-08-11|
[+ntrM] greetings to elites fuckings to lamers
|2016-07-30 - 2016-08-04|
[+ntrM] my legal council has advised me to remind you all that my posts are a work of performance art and thus i cannot be sued for them
|2016-07-25 - 2016-07-30|
[+ntrM] Millenials: sincere admissions of despair are seen as somewhere between embarrassing and obnoxious and the only acceptable way to express negative emotion is by disguising it in witty, share-able quips
|2016-07-24 - 2016-07-25|
[+ntrM] an endless supply of cynicism
|2016-07-20 - 2016-07-24|
[+ntrM] you can support whichever reptilian skin-changer you want, but Bernie Sanders memes were the dankest.
|2016-07-15 - 2016-07-20|
[+ntrM] you can unfollow me but you can’t unchug this piss
|2016-07-12 - 2016-07-15|
[+ntrM] Lufthansa Surprise Bromance
|2016-07-12 (04:09:06 - 14:09:00)|
[+ntrM] I never forgot about Free Software when I became a hollowed-out emulation of a functional human being, attending scrum meetings and complaining about income taxes.
|2016-07-11 - 2016-07-12|
[+ntrM] you haven't experienced the 21st century until a shirtless guy smoking an e-cig slurs WHERE DID YOU GUYS FIND SQUIRTLE? at you and your kids
|2016-07-06 - 2016-07-11|
[+ntrM] Fuck the police.
|2016-06-29 - 2016-07-06|
[+ntrM] 2021: the internet politics fandom schisms over whether genders are countably or uncountably infinite
|2016-06-25 - 2016-06-29|
[+ntrM] if you vote to secede from the EU, you vote to secede IN REAL LIFE
|2016-06-15 - 2016-06-25|
[+ntrM] yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol.
|2016-06-08 - 2016-06-15|
[+ntrM] the best way to culture fit is to be willing to work for prestige not pay
|2016-06-07 - 2016-06-08|
[+ntrM] Make America Online Great Again
|2016-05-27 - 2016-06-07|
[+ntrM] I'm gonna retire by falling in a small hole and freaking out until I snap my own neck like a horse.
|2016-05-27 (08:23:44 - 15:23:35)|
|2016-05-26 - 2016-05-27|
[+ntrM] free pram
|2016-05-26 (05:23:36 - 05:23:36)|
|2016-05-25 - 2016-05-26|
[+ntrM] Cultural literacy is an Always food, my friend.
|2016-05-22 - 2016-05-25|
[+ntrM] ayn rand would deffo vape though
|2016-05-21 - 2016-05-22|
[+ntrM] An all-female remake of Fight Club.
|2016-05-19 - 2016-05-21|
[+ntrM] Anyone want to hear my contrarian opinion? It's a real doozy.
|2016-05-13 - 2016-05-19|
[+ntrM] Filled borders indicate you need to click through.
|2016-05-12 - 2016-05-13|
[+ntrM] the internet isn’t nearly as new or as exciting as it was when you were younger but you still browse it anyway for some reason
|2016-05-10 - 2016-05-12|
[+ntrM] Proclick has changed.
|2016-05-01 - 2016-05-10|
[+ntrM] honk if you maintained an erection for more than 6 hours and DIDN'T call a doctor
|2016-04-25 - 2016-05-01|
[+ntrM] I have two cars. one for acceleration and one for cornering
|2016-04-24 - 2016-04-25|
[+ntrM] [flicking lights on and off] welcome to hell! welcome to hell!
|2016-04-23 - 2016-04-24|
[+ntrM] old egyptians were like milennials but with better emojis
|2016-04-16 - 2016-04-23|
[+ntrM] "How to cope with your video game inspired name" Guest Speaker: Sephiroth Hernandez
|2016-04-14 - 2016-04-16|
[+ntrM] We get it, you back.
|2016-04-08 - 2016-04-14|
[+ntrM] i went to beijing and all i got was this borderline racist impression of chinese people
|2016-04-03 - 2016-04-08|
[+ntrM] I share your disdain for the term "hack" describing neat tricks in meatspace.
|2016-03-30 - 2016-04-03|
[+ntrM] Unions do what Nintendon't
|2016-03-23 - 2016-03-30|
[+ntrM] poe's law but for startup names vs. names people made as a joke to make fun of startups
|2016-03-22 (00:55:51 - 23:55:52)|
[+ntrM] China didn't invent oubliettes, therefore they don't exist
|2016-03-21 (03:55:43 - 23:55:49)|
[+ntrM] Lewis Carroll, 'Through the Dickhole"
|2016-03-19 - 2016-03-21|
[+ntrM] you should start by grokking the zeitgeist imo
|2016-03-19 (10:55:34 - 21:55:34)|
[+ntrM] The Yiff of the Magi
|2016-03-17 - 2016-03-19|
[+ntrM] Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
|2016-03-14 - 2016-03-17|
[+ntrM] Mad about GNU
|2016-03-11 - 2016-03-14|
[+ntrM] The phrase "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" has come so far from its original meaning that I move the expression be changed to "lick your own asshole".
|2016-03-08 - 2016-03-11|
[+ntrM] you see according to noam chomsky, *hour long fart with hints of wetness*
|2016-03-04 - 2016-03-08|
[+ntrM] Dammit, Braden! Look at the mess you made! You piss just like a little Hitler!
|2016-02-26 - 2016-03-04|
[+ntrM] If faith does not make it a holy act to be willing to murder one's son, then let the same condemnation be pronounced upon Abraham as upon every other man.
|2016-02-19 - 2016-02-26|
[+ntrM] Trump/McAfee 2016
|2016-02-14 - 2016-02-18|
[+ntrM] Happy incept date, Zen!
|2016-02-14 (07:39:36 - 10:39:37)|
[+ntrM] Barry should just appoint himself and let Joe ride this one out.
|2016-02-11 - 2016-02-14|
[+ntrM] For Lent I'm giving up.
|2016-02-09 - 2016-02-11|
[+ntrM] LIFE HACK use video games to shut down your higher brain functions so you cant comprehend your permanent state of total dissatisfaction with your life
|2016-02-08 - 2016-02-09|
[+ntrM] kosher light switches where flipping it has no direct causation on the light turning on or off. that may not be too far off
|2016-02-05 - 2016-02-07|
[+ntrM] *works to maintain the capitalist mode of production that tends to marginalize minority groups further than they are currently marginalized while loudly holding up signs against racism and sexism*
|2016-02-03 - 2016-02-05|
[+ntrM] I already completed Jonathan Blow's The Witness and received my MENSA certificate.
|2016-02-01 - 2016-02-03|
[+ntrM] never consult engineers on social issues, namaste
|2016-01-30 - 2016-02-01|
[+ntrM] so internet is good because it allows you to share your creepy fantasies but bad because it allows other to do the same?
|2016-01-28 - 2016-01-30|
[+ntrM] my generation is proving that we are as retarded and shitty as every previous generation
|2016-01-27 - 2016-01-28|
[+ntrM] plz manage my package
|2016-01-23 - 2016-01-27|
[+ntrM] Shouldn't it be, like, White Privilege 8 or 9?
|2016-01-22 - 2016-01-23|
[+ntrM] NZ: our racism is slightly less overt than our neighbor.
|2016-01-18 - 2016-01-22|
[+ntrM] Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8, but condoms come in strips of 6?
|2016-01-08 - 2016-01-18|
[+ntrM] Profession is the world's oldest prostitution.
|2016-01-07 - 2016-01-08|
[+ntrM] do not go gentoo into that good night
|2016-01-03 - 2016-01-07|
[+ntrM] I built this startup with my own two hands and a $2 million dollar loan from my parents.
|2015-12-27 - 2016-01-03|
[+ntrM] buying hardware just to store your porn still counts as paying for porn
|2015-12-21 - 2015-12-27|
[+ntrM] i can't afford to get this weird boil looked at but I have an uncannily accurate luke skywalker outfit that I wore for the force awakens midnight show
|2015-12-20 - 2015-12-21|
[+ntrM] MATT "MATT DAMON" DAMON
Slave Leia but not in a fun way
|2015-12-16 - 2015-12-20|
[+ntrM] Slave Leia but not in a fun way
|2015-12-15 - 2015-12-16|
[+ntrM] The CEO of Nintendo, sweat noticeably beading on his brow, turns the large adjustment knob labeled "ANIME" under his desk
|2015-12-15 (04:33:36 - 05:33:37)|
[+ntrM] Are bitcoins the Anime of Money?
|2015-12-11 - 2015-12-15|
[+ntrM] TERM PAPERS ARE NOT EPISODIC
|2015-12-09 - 2015-12-11|
[+ntrM] Do you like my ____? it cost $_____.
|2015-12-08 - 2015-12-09|
[+ntrM] c3p0 was sucking robot dick before it was trendy
|2015-12-01 - 2015-12-08|
[+ntrM] I use a cutting edge IDE called vim. Good computers already have it installed, and bad computers can be patched
|2015-11-19 - 2015-12-01|
[+ntrM] Transitchat honeypot
|2015-11-17 - 2015-11-19|
[+ntrM] We have built the National Spider Crime Unit so spider criminals are brought to justice.
|2015-11-07 - 2015-11-17|
[+ntrM] a cyber-sexual urge to penetrate
|2015-11-05 - 2015-11-06|
[+ntrM] The Butts Society much regrets that it is no longer possible to hold the Firework Display, customarily organised in Early November.
|2015-10-17 - 2015-10-23|
[+ntrM] There's no hope for the Windows, son. BeOS.
|2015-10-15 - 2015-10-17|
[+ntrM] Things from the world of tomorrow: Body Pirating, Clone Incest, Snuff Prostitutes, Hong Kong Suicide Slots & Clown Torture.
|2015-10-13 - 2015-10-15|
[+ntrM] (birthday) (birthday)
|2015-10-04 - 2015-10-13|
[+ntrM] programmers are very much like grifters
|2015-09-27 - 2015-10-04|
[+ntrM] Is there no help for the Windows' son?
|2015-09-20 - 2015-09-27|
[+ntrM] Life after Rockapella 
|2015-09-04 - 2015-09-20|
[+ntrM] D Horse can now poop on command, and Mother Base has figured out the technology to cook benzos for Big Boss out of Tarragon. Any normal game would be wrapping up but that is just this game getting started.
|2015-08-25 - 2015-09-04|
[+ntrM] welcome to the final crisis of chinese capitalism: choose your feudal lord while you still can
|2015-08-17 - 2015-08-25|
[+ntrM] A single GNU/Linux is a tragedy. A million GNU/Linux is a statistic.
|2015-08-12 - 2015-08-17|
[+ntrM] I care about a few things but theyre not that great
|2015-08-11 - 2015-08-12|
[+ntrM] The present is suffering, surrounded by past and future.
|2015-08-04 - 2015-08-11|
[+ntrM] america's universities demand tens of thousands of dollars a year in tuition but their liberal arts departments cannot even teach students to formulate effective burns. s'ing my d h
|2015-08-04 (05:13:22 - 15:13:24)|
[+ntrM] Anyone who uses a computer isn't Doing Labor anyway and is worthless
|2015-08-02 - 2015-08-04|
[+ntrM] Put the booze in ur butt to save time and money on booze
|2015-07-23 - 2015-07-28|
[+ntrM] I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.
|2015-07-23 (06:12:19 - 14:12:21)|
[+ntrM] "Do you even know what OS/2 Warp is?" he shouted.
|2015-07-20 - 2015-07-23|
[+ntrM] I hate everyone equally. *skateboards to Marilyn Manson concert*
|2015-07-17 - 2015-07-19|
[+ntrM] Great power bottoms of world history discussion, 2015 - Week 29: Alan Turing
|2015-07-16 - 2015-07-17|
[+ntrM] AT LAST SHE MAKES EYE CONTACT, FIGHTING EVERY NATURAL INSTINCT PROGRAMMED INTO HER FROM MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION. MY BATHROOM MIRROR AND I BOTH KNOW WHAT SHE SEES THERE.
|2015-07-14 - 2015-07-16|
[+ntrM] if you die in irony, you die in real life
|2015-07-09 - 2015-07-14|
[+ntrM] Hundreds of thousands dead in Beijing protests after counterfeit tear gas revealed to be vx gas
|2015-07-09 (02:11:02 - 05:11:04)|
[+ntrM] reddit's layout is like a time machine back to newsgroups or a dragonball z guestbook
|2015-07-08 - 2015-07-09|
[+ntrM] SAFE AT LAST, I STEP OUT OF THE BLOWN AND SLAMMED CITATION X-11 AND REMOVE MY PRIZE. THE SNAP-ON 3/8 INCH LITHIUM ION IMPACT DRIVER IS FINALLY MINE.
|2015-07-07 - 2015-07-08|
[+ntrM] The blockchain is like a Jesus that doesn't care about poor people.
|2015-07-06 - 2015-07-07|
[+ntrM] does anyone else worry that without capitalism we wouldn't have excellent flavors of corn chip like Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili?
|2015-07-01 - 2015-07-06|
[+ntrM] Finland is a great choice for an RPG setting because you don't have to make up your own absurd fantasy names and no one will ever catch you if you make a typo.
|2015-06-30 - 2015-07-01|
[+ntrM] Once I left my phone at home. At work I just had to stare at the stall walls while I pooped. It was hell on earth.
|2015-06-28 - 2015-06-30|
[+ntrM] WINE Is Not Employment
|2015-06-11 - 2015-06-27|
[+ntrM] its ok to wish someone dead if they have a reddit sticker (logo, memeface, whatever) on their car/laptop/clothing.
|2015-06-03 - 2015-06-11|
[+ntrM] Microsoft Audit for Small Businesses and Education
|2015-06-02 - 2015-06-03|
[+ntrM] jet fuel can't melt foil goyfs
|2015-05-29 - 2015-06-02|
[+ntrM] I read "Nihilist Arby's" and laugh with my friends but inside I'm secretly terrified of my own impending doom which Nihilist Arby's has reminded me of. Later, I eat Arby's.
|2015-05-27 - 2015-05-29|
[+ntrM] "Robots are going to replace being in love like computers replaced you being happy." - Taylor Swift
|2015-05-22 - 2015-05-27|
[+ntrM] Proclick: Birthplace of the menacing scowl
|2015-05-11 - 2015-05-22|
[+ntrM] I was seriously turtling as I was saying "love you too, mom" and it plopped out as I was hanging up, a real photo finish
|2015-05-09 - 2015-05-11|
[+ntrM] Every day, national "what the fuck am I doing with my life day"
|2015-05-07 - 2015-05-09|
[+ntrM] celebrating 100 years of orson welles
|2015-04-24 - 2015-05-07|
[+ntrM] Software or Beer? Why are you so poor that those are mutually exclusive?
|2015-04-12 - 2015-04-24|
[+ntrM] Thank you for your response. However, attendance at the meeting is mandatory. We will require your updates in order to move forward. Please accept my meeting request to confirm your attendance.
|2015-04-10 - 2015-04-12|
[+ntrM] Some of you may be able to afford a coffee tesla but my coffee celica gets me to where I need to be, so don't be such a elitist
|2015-04-02 - 2015-04-10|
[+ntrM] as a programmer I create unions all of the time and they protect my job by making my code difficult to understand
|2015-03-26 - 2015-04-02|
[+ntrM] crimpin aint easy
|2015-03-20 - 2015-03-26|
[+ntrM] i am only i386 and what is this
|2015-03-17 - 2015-03-20|
[+ntrM] we're still meeting with stake holders and gathering requirements.
|2015-03-11 - 2015-03-17|
[+ntrM] They're waiting for you Gordon. In the echo chamber.
|2015-03-05 - 2015-03-11|
[+ntrM] the main mod of this channel is a guy called "star wars expert"
|2015-03-03 - 2015-03-05|
[+ntrM] Cis het white males code like this.
|2015-03-02 - 2015-03-03|
[+ntrM] my goals include growing my investments and growing less sympathetic toward the common man
|2015-03-02 (05:19:37 - 06:19:41)|
[+ntrM] i call everybody "hey" or "buddy" or "man" and therefore never have to learn peoples names
|2015-02-26 - 2015-03-02|
[+ntrM] I support misguided language prescriptivism to a higher extent than other members of society but I have good intentions
|2015-02-26 (06:03:09 - 16:03:10)|
[+ntrM] Guards! SEIZE HIM!
|2015-02-22 - 2015-02-26|
[+ntrM] tragedy of the apache commons
|2015-02-21 - 2015-02-22|
[+ntrM] weed is like an expansion pack for every video game and also for going outside
|2015-02-09 - 2015-02-21|
[+ntrM] combination crossfit studio and pottery barn
|2015-01-26 - 2015-02-09|
[+ntrM] "No more tits, but the Sun will continue to print bollocks."
|2015-01-22 - 2015-01-26|
[+ntrM] "Windows as a Service. I fucking told you you all 2 years ago. All hail linux.
|2015-01-21 - 2015-01-22|
[+ntrM] "USE MY FILESYSTEM OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" - Hans Reiser
|2015-01-19 - 2015-01-21|
[+ntrM] CAN'T MAKE CHEESE WITHOUT SALT - a football discussion
|2015-01-14 - 2015-01-19|
[+ntrM] if they're so concerned with encryption maybe they should have not murdered alan turing
|2014-12-28 - 2015-01-14|
[+ntrM] Arcade Culture, I was raised in an arcade on shitty cheese nachos and wings. My teachers were NFL Blitz and Marvel. My parents were Street Fighter and Time Crisis. My friends? Pure silver.
|2014-12-27 - 2014-12-28|
[+ntrM] i follow the jobsian creed, buy apple products, and will meet the savior again in paradise
|2014-12-22 - 2014-12-27|
[+ntrM] St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast