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[+ntrM] We're only a year or two away from having robots that can be programmed to molest people, thereby putting the entire United States Senate out of a job.

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2017-11-17 - 2017-11-18
[+ntrM] We're only a year or two away from having robots that can be programmed to molest people, thereby putting the entire United States Senate out of a job.
2017-11-13 - 2017-11-17
[+ntrM] If I had plans, they were made by an incorrect life I no longer maintain
2017-11-12 - 2017-11-13
[+ntrM] brutalism is the anime of architecture
2017-11-10 - 2017-11-12
[+ntrM] Culinary prescriptivists are only better than linguistic prescriptivists in that sometimes they'll give you free food.
2017-11-04 - 2017-11-10
[+ntrM] the idea of speed running games is a modern influencer of the rising authoritarian tide (meaning facism) imho
2017-10-24 - 2017-11-04
[+ntrM] gore did 802.11
2017-10-20 - 2017-10-24
[+ntrM] bush did 802.11
2017-09-17 - 2017-10-20
[+ntrM] I rode my bicycle from coast to caost and I used ssh on my phone to set up a linode lamp stack with ffmpeg so I could download music youtubes to my phone. It let me keep the phone on airplane mode and save battery
2017-09-16 - 2017-09-17
[+ntrM] The Four Player TMNT Cabinet Of Theseus
2017-08-19 - 2017-09-16
[+ntrM] Welcome to the Hundred Acer Wood
2017-08-18 - 2017-08-19
[+ntrM] insane chown posse
2017-08-09 - 2017-08-18
[+ntrM] cargo culture fit
2017-08-01 - 2017-08-09
[+ntrM] Man dressed as Ben Franklin calling some third-graders "cucks"
2017-07-26 - 2017-08-01
[+ntrM] Q: “How does an automatic transmission know when to shift?”
A: “The souls of the damned are trapped within the torque converter. As their eternal agony proceeds, there is occasionally a side effect that might be interpreted as changing gear. You must never, ever look inside one.”
2017-07-09 - 2017-07-26
[+ntrM] Everything you find will make you angry because of its inferior posting quality. You've eaten from the forbidden tree and nothing will be the same.
2017-07-01 - 2017-07-09
[+ntrM] metal is the anime of music. please ban any further discussion of metal.
2017-06-03 - 2017-07-01
[+ntrM] Fun new neural network picture app that takes your selfie and turns it into an incriminating geotagged image of you at a local felony
2017-06-02 - 2017-06-03
[+ntrM] computers are way better without encryption, you can feel the texture and sensation of every byte
2017-05-31 - 2017-06-02
[+ntrM] Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them
2017-05-28 - 2017-05-31
[+ntrM] Sex Pope (Jude Law) is called in to service at NASA HQ when a sexy emergency has broken out on the International Space Station. Keith David guest stars.
2017-05-27 - 2017-05-28
[+ntrM] you wouldn't print a car
2017-05-27 (02:35:13 - 19:35:18)
[+ntrM] My schedule for today list a six-hour self-accusatory depression.
2017-05-23 - 2017-05-27
[+ntrM] New startup chime is holocaust denial, chanted in Farsi.
2017-05-19 - 2017-05-23
[+ntrM] free software is a code word for human extinction
2017-05-15 - 2017-05-19
[+ntrM] Bend it like Bentham
2017-05-11 - 2017-05-15
[+ntrM] every accusation is a confession
2017-05-08 - 2017-05-11
[+ntrM] It wasn't even supposed to be part of the blade runner franchise. They just reskinned a Japanese movie called Doki Doki Panic.
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-08
[+ntrM] I only buy products made by American robots.
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-07
[+ntrM] cyborg tupac built to perform at coachella 2054 bails to solve his murder instead
2017-04-28 (20:45:11 - 21:45:09)
[+ntrM] Nintendo is the Man United of Video Games
2017-04-21 - 2017-04-28
[+ntrM] $thing would be great if it wasn't for all the $people_who_love_thing
2017-04-13 - 2017-04-21
[+ntrM] On April 11, Bob Sulkin, Murray.s attorney, released a doctor.s report the defense team says disproves a claim in D.H..s civil lawsuit that said the mayor had a .unique mole on his scrotum. at the time of the alleged assaults. The report says Murray has no moles, freckles, or other marks or bumps on his ge
2017-03-30 - 2017-04-13
[+ntrM] At the peak of their popularity, eight out of nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan publicly backed VHS tapes, while Ghostface Killah, a staunch holdout, continued to endorse LaserDiscs. LaserDiscs, as a result, plummeted in popularity, and in fact, many rappers today have never even seen one.
2017-03-22 - 2017-03-30
[+ntrM] if you buy a 17" laptop when you open the box inside there should be no laptop at all but instead a gun with a single bullet
2017-03-19 - 2017-03-22
[+ntrM] its a bit ironic that linux ended up powering just about everything other than desktops
2017-03-18 - 2017-03-19
[+ntrM] Press P to toggle exposing your penis through your pants/shorts (Hint: You can interact with it).
2017-03-10 - 2017-03-18
[+ntrM] I need cornohol for my bushole
2017-03-08 - 2017-03-10
[+ntrM] why do you smell so different when your awake?
2017-02-27 - 2017-03-08
[+ntrM] "...gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, WONDERFUL billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My GOD, it'll be beautiful!"
2017-02-17 - 2017-02-27
[+ntrM] Open Source is Fake GNUs. Sad!
2017-02-15 - 2017-02-17
[+ntrM] rip kim jong nam. lost the chance to be a dictator by going to disneyland and then assassinated in malaysia
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-15
[+ntrM] every Bernie Bro who said the adult Muppets are the parents of their respective Muppet Babies needs to immediately apologize
2017-01-28 - 2017-02-03
[+ntrM] only in death is one free from the cuckholdry of desire
2017-01-20 - 2017-01-28
[+ntrM] LA Beast here and today I'm going to call my ex-girlfriend and beg her to take me back while I squeeze the entire contents of this bottle of Red Hot into my butthole
2017-01-18 - 2017-01-20
[+ntrM] yeah man I love working here. the hours are great and the pay is probably double what I could get anywhere else. fucking hate paying union dues, though, I want to keep that money
2017-01-17 - 2017-01-18
[+ntrM] doxx me like one of your french girls
2017-01-16 - 2017-01-17
[+ntrM] all labor is labor
2017-01-13 - 2017-01-16
[+ntrM] it's called altaba because when your browser loads it you altabaway from it
2017-01-11 - 2017-01-13
[+ntrM] hi do you have any organic bullets for my free-range assault rifle
2017-01-10 - 2017-01-11
[+ntrM] *every os from every bankrupt 90s computing company, manufacturer and failed partnerships come in with everything for a HUGE party*
2017-01-08 - 2017-01-10
[+ntrM] im watching two robots who are into bdsm try and decide who's the master and who's the slave 2017 off to a good start
2017-01-05 - 2017-01-08
[+ntrM] I wonder what the old grey beards that were resisting commercialization of the internet back in the early 90s would say now.
2016-12-30 - 2017-01-05
[+ntrM] I'm gonna treat China like I do the Midwest, here in the U.S., skip it when I fly over it for a better destination.
2016-12-24 - 2016-12-30
[+ntrM] The timeline is Shadow>Ico>Beverly Hills Cop>Last Guardian
2016-12-18 - 2016-12-24
[+ntrM] "For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is ..? This is .. speaking. I am the man who loves his drive home. I am the man who does not sacrifice his cover songs or his videos of car fires. I am the man who has deprived you of badass and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are
2016-12-18 (04:11:41 - 04:11:41)
[+ntrM] usb-c stands for usb-cloaca
2016-12-16 - 2016-12-18
[+ntrM] whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous shitposting / or to take a probe against a sea of troubles and by being probed, end that other shitlord
2016-12-12 - 2016-12-16
[+ntrM] "Everyone needs to remember that lies and mistakes don't exist, it's really lame to point them out, so just pretend that it never happens and everything will be cool."
2016-12-06 - 2016-12-12
[+ntrM] my company name is a killing word
2016-12-01 - 2016-12-06
[+ntrM] I was thinking this isn't such a cyberpunk future we're living in, but then I remembered I forgot to charge up my laundry card
2016-11-30 - 2016-12-01
[+ntrM] Taiwan Number 1
2016-11-24 - 2016-11-30
[+ntrM] I was thinking about making an app where people could list all of the leftovers they have, then go through a list of homeless people who might be interested in them and swipe them left or right like tinder depending on whether or not you think they're worthy of a decent meal
2016-11-17 - 2016-11-24
[+ntrM] The Littlest Hobocop
2016-11-16 - 2016-11-17
[+ntrM] BAD FOR HEALTHY
2016-11-13 - 2016-11-16
[+ntrM] DOC SAYS MY LOWER BACK MUSCLES ARE SO TORN THEY LOOK LIKE GROUND PORK THAT GOT THROWN INTO A CEILING FAN
2016-11-08 - 2016-11-13
[+ntrM] spiders is cats with too many of everything
2016-11-04 - 2016-11-08
[+ntrM] Glory to the Chome, the Mome, and the Holy Lomarf
2016-11-04 (04:09:46 - 07:09:49)
[+ntrM] 12 Years a [:|::]
three pillars of proclick: hustle, respect, fucking a compter and cumming in it
2016-10-31 - 2016-11-04
[+ntrM] 12 Years a [:|::]
2016-10-22 - 2016-10-31
[+ntrM] Everyone said I was wasting my time memorising the IP addresses of all the major websites but who's laughing now!!
2016-10-16 - 2016-10-21
[+ntrM] Recently, Zoë attended the Sexual Health Expo (SHE) in Brooklyn, where she snapped some pics of futuristic dildos made out of pure crystal chakra stones
2016-10-06 - 2016-10-16
[+ntrM] Law that all movies must have the actors periodically turn to the camera and say "the diaoyu islands belong to Japan", "end the occupation of Tibet", or "Taiwan is an independent country"
2016-10-02 - 2016-10-06
[+ntrM] Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan.
2016-10-01 - 2016-10-02
[+ntrM] on my tv i only need to kill the hung jobs and then restart the app from the homescreen, the rest of the os has decent uptime.
2016-09-30 - 2016-10-01
[+ntrM] according to the second law of thermodynamics, white men can't jump
2016-09-28 - 2016-09-30
[+ntrM] *posting some trite bull shit thjinkiung im clever*
2016-09-27 - 2016-09-28
[+ntrM] LE CAIRDEAS NOUVEAU 2016 EST ARRIVE!
2016-09-22 - 2016-09-27
[+ntrM] the russians used an epipencil
2016-09-18 - 2016-09-22
[+ntrM] Renting your girlfriend/wife is called "prostitution," and renting your car is called "leasing."
2016-09-16 - 2016-09-18
[+ntrM] NEET-ism as a dialectic response against protestant work ethic and by proxy against americanism/neoliberalism/globalism
2016-09-15 - 2016-09-16
[+ntrM] our antivirus software isn't shit, it just lets certain pre-approved viruses infect your computer
2016-09-05 - 2016-09-15
[+ntrM] death metal sticks up from the floor and black metal hangs from the ceiling
2016-08-31 - 2016-09-05
[+ntrM] kim dotcom should have to play counterstrike against the judge for his extradition
2016-08-30 - 2016-08-31
[+ntrM] shouting WINDOWS 10 into a crowded movie theater is a crime
2016-08-29 - 2016-08-30
[+ntrM] Queer Eye for the Blood God
2016-08-26 - 2016-08-29
[+ntrM] i'm running combination gnu/linux and gnu/windows
2016-08-24 - 2016-08-26
[+ntrM] the shell so nice they birthed it twice
2016-08-24 (06:06:42 - 21:06:39)
[+ntrM] Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
2016-08-18 - 2016-08-24
[+ntrM] proclick olympics: synchronized whiteness
2016-08-16 - 2016-08-18
[+ntrM] proclick olympics: competitive wokeness
2016-08-14 - 2016-08-16
[+ntrM] ⸘PROTOCULTURE‽
2016-08-14 (18:05:38 - 21:05:38)
[+ntrM] This guy groks!
2016-08-11 - 2016-08-14
[+ntrM] proclick olympics: synchronized gaslighting
2016-08-04 - 2016-08-11
[+ntrM] greetings to elites fuckings to lamers
2016-07-30 - 2016-08-04
[+ntrM] my legal council has advised me to remind you all that my posts are a work of performance art and thus i cannot be sued for them
2016-07-25 - 2016-07-30
[+ntrM] Millenials: sincere admissions of despair are seen as somewhere between embarrassing and obnoxious and the only acceptable way to express negative emotion is by disguising it in witty, share-able quips
2016-07-24 - 2016-07-25
[+ntrM] an endless supply of cynicism
2016-07-20 - 2016-07-24
[+ntrM] you can support whichever reptilian skin-changer you want, but Bernie Sanders memes were the dankest.
2016-07-15 - 2016-07-20
[+ntrM] you can unfollow me but you can’t unchug this piss
2016-07-12 - 2016-07-15
[+ntrM] Lufthansa Surprise Bromance
2016-07-12 (04:09:06 - 14:09:00)
[+ntrM] I never forgot about Free Software when I became a hollowed-out emulation of a functional human being, attending scrum meetings and complaining about income taxes.
2016-07-11 - 2016-07-12
[+ntrM] you haven't experienced the 21st century until a shirtless guy smoking an e-cig slurs WHERE DID YOU GUYS FIND SQUIRTLE? at you and your kids
2016-07-06 - 2016-07-11
[+ntrM] Fuck the police.
2016-06-29 - 2016-07-06
[+ntrM] 2021: the internet politics fandom schisms over whether genders are countably or uncountably infinite
2016-06-25 - 2016-06-29
[+ntrM] if you vote to secede from the EU, you vote to secede IN REAL LIFE
2016-06-15 - 2016-06-25
[+ntrM] yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol.
2016-06-08 - 2016-06-15
[+ntrM] the best way to culture fit is to be willing to work for prestige not pay
2016-06-07 - 2016-06-08
[+ntrM] Make America Online Great Again
2016-05-27 - 2016-06-07
[+ntrM] I'm gonna retire by falling in a small hole and freaking out until I snap my own neck like a horse.
2016-05-27 (08:23:44 - 15:23:35)
[+ntrM] tingle-lolitics.jpg
2016-05-26 - 2016-05-27
[+ntrM] free pram
2016-05-26 (05:23:36 - 05:23:36)
[+ntrM] Zen
2016-05-25 - 2016-05-26
[+ntrM] Cultural literacy is an Always food, my friend.
2016-05-22 - 2016-05-25
[+ntrM] ayn rand would deffo vape though
2016-05-21 - 2016-05-22
[+ntrM] An all-female remake of Fight Club.
2016-05-19 - 2016-05-21
[+ntrM] Anyone want to hear my contrarian opinion? It's a real doozy.
2016-05-13 - 2016-05-19
[+ntrM] Filled borders indicate you need to click through.
2016-05-12 - 2016-05-13
[+ntrM] the internet isn’t nearly as new or as exciting as it was when you were younger but you still browse it anyway for some reason
2016-05-10 - 2016-05-12
[+ntrM] Proclick has changed.
2016-05-01 - 2016-05-10
[+ntrM] honk if you maintained an erection for more than 6 hours and DIDN'T call a doctor
2016-04-25 - 2016-05-01
[+ntrM] I have two cars. one for acceleration and one for cornering
2016-04-24 - 2016-04-25
[+ntrM] [flicking lights on and off] welcome to hell! welcome to hell!
2016-04-23 - 2016-04-24
[+ntrM] old egyptians were like milennials but with better emojis
2016-04-16 - 2016-04-23
[+ntrM] "How to cope with your video game inspired name" Guest Speaker: Sephiroth Hernandez
2016-04-14 - 2016-04-16
[+ntrM] We get it, you back.
2016-04-08 - 2016-04-14
[+ntrM] i went to beijing and all i got was this borderline racist impression of chinese people
2016-04-03 - 2016-04-08
[+ntrM] I share your disdain for the term "hack" describing neat tricks in meatspace.
2016-03-30 - 2016-04-03
[+ntrM] Unions do what Nintendon't
2016-03-23 - 2016-03-30
[+ntrM] poe's law but for startup names vs. names people made as a joke to make fun of startups
2016-03-22 (00:55:51 - 23:55:52)
[+ntrM] China didn't invent oubliettes, therefore they don't exist
2016-03-21 (03:55:43 - 23:55:49)
[+ntrM] Lewis Carroll, 'Through the Dickhole"
2016-03-19 - 2016-03-21
[+ntrM] you should start by grokking the zeitgeist imo
2016-03-19 (10:55:34 - 21:55:34)
[+ntrM] The Yiff of the Magi
2016-03-17 - 2016-03-19
[+ntrM] Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
2016-03-14 - 2016-03-17
[+ntrM] Mad about GNU
2016-03-11 - 2016-03-14
[+ntrM] The phrase "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" has come so far from its original meaning that I move the expression be changed to "lick your own asshole".
2016-03-08 - 2016-03-11
[+ntrM] you see according to noam chomsky, *hour long fart with hints of wetness*
2016-03-04 - 2016-03-08
[+ntrM] Dammit, Braden! Look at the mess you made! You piss just like a little Hitler!
2016-02-26 - 2016-03-04
[+ntrM] If faith does not make it a holy act to be willing to murder one's son, then let the same condemnation be pronounced upon Abraham as upon every other man.
2016-02-19 - 2016-02-26
[+ntrM] Trump/McAfee 2016
2016-02-14 - 2016-02-18
[+ntrM] Happy incept date, Zen!
2016-02-14 (07:39:36 - 10:39:37)
[+ntrM] Barry should just appoint himself and let Joe ride this one out.
2016-02-11 - 2016-02-14
[+ntrM] For Lent I'm giving up.
2016-02-09 - 2016-02-11
[+ntrM] LIFE HACK use video games to shut down your higher brain functions so you cant comprehend your permanent state of total dissatisfaction with your life
2016-02-08 - 2016-02-09
[+ntrM] kosher light switches where flipping it has no direct causation on the light turning on or off. that may not be too far off
2016-02-05 - 2016-02-07
[+ntrM] *works to maintain the capitalist mode of production that tends to marginalize minority groups further than they are currently marginalized while loudly holding up signs against racism and sexism*
2016-02-03 - 2016-02-05
[+ntrM] I already completed Jonathan Blow's The Witness and received my MENSA certificate.
2016-02-01 - 2016-02-03
[+ntrM] never consult engineers on social issues, namaste
2016-01-30 - 2016-02-01
[+ntrM] so internet is good because it allows you to share your creepy fantasies but bad because it allows other to do the same?
2016-01-28 - 2016-01-30
[+ntrM] my generation is proving that we are as retarded and shitty as every previous generation
2016-01-27 - 2016-01-28
[+ntrM] plz manage my package
2016-01-23 - 2016-01-27
[+ntrM] Shouldn't it be, like, White Privilege 8 or 9?
2016-01-22 - 2016-01-23
[+ntrM] NZ: our racism is slightly less overt than our neighbor.
2016-01-18 - 2016-01-22
[+ntrM] Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8, but condoms come in strips of 6?
2016-01-08 - 2016-01-18
[+ntrM] Profession is the world's oldest prostitution.
2016-01-07 - 2016-01-08
[+ntrM] do not go gentoo into that good night
2016-01-03 - 2016-01-07
[+ntrM] I built this startup with my own two hands and a $2 million dollar loan from my parents.
2015-12-27 - 2016-01-03
[+ntrM] buying hardware just to store your porn still counts as paying for porn
2015-12-21 - 2015-12-27
[+ntrM] i can't afford to get this weird boil looked at but I have an uncannily accurate luke skywalker outfit that I wore for the force awakens midnight show
2015-12-20 - 2015-12-21
[+ntrM] MATT "MATT DAMON" DAMON
Slave Leia but not in a fun way
2015-12-16 - 2015-12-20
[+ntrM] Slave Leia but not in a fun way
2015-12-15 - 2015-12-16
[+ntrM] The CEO of Nintendo, sweat noticeably beading on his brow, turns the large adjustment knob labeled "ANIME" under his desk
2015-12-15 (04:33:36 - 05:33:37)
[+ntrM] Are bitcoins the Anime of Money?
2015-12-11 - 2015-12-15
[+ntrM] TERM PAPERS ARE NOT EPISODIC
2015-12-09 - 2015-12-11
[+ntrM] Do you like my ____? it cost $_____.
2015-12-08 - 2015-12-09
[+ntrM] c3p0 was sucking robot dick before it was trendy
2015-12-01 - 2015-12-08
[+ntrM] I use a cutting edge IDE called vim. Good computers already have it installed, and bad computers can be patched
2015-11-19 - 2015-12-01
[+ntrM] Transitchat honeypot
2015-11-17 - 2015-11-19
[+ntrM] We have built the National Spider Crime Unit so spider criminals are brought to justice.
2015-11-07 - 2015-11-17
[+ntrM] a cyber-sexual urge to penetrate
2015-11-05 - 2015-11-06
[+ntrM] The Butts Society much regrets that it is no longer possible to hold the Firework Display, customarily organised in Early November.
2015-10-17 - 2015-10-23
[+ntrM] There's no hope for the Windows, son. BeOS.
2015-10-15 - 2015-10-17
[+ntrM] Things from the world of tomorrow: Body Pirating, Clone Incest, Snuff Prostitutes, Hong Kong Suicide Slots & Clown Torture.
2015-10-13 - 2015-10-15
[+ntrM] (birthday) (birthday)
2015-10-04 - 2015-10-13
[+ntrM] programmers are very much like grifters
2015-09-27 - 2015-10-04
[+ntrM] Is there no help for the Windows' son?
2015-09-20 - 2015-09-27
[+ntrM] Life after Rockapella [edit]
2015-09-04 - 2015-09-20
[+ntrM] D Horse can now poop on command, and Mother Base has figured out the technology to cook benzos for Big Boss out of Tarragon. Any normal game would be wrapping up but that is just this game getting started.
2015-08-25 - 2015-09-04
[+ntrM] welcome to the final crisis of chinese capitalism: choose your feudal lord while you still can
2015-08-17 - 2015-08-25
[+ntrM] A single GNU/Linux is a tragedy. A million GNU/Linux is a statistic.
2015-08-12 - 2015-08-17
[+ntrM] I care about a few things but theyre not that great
2015-08-11 - 2015-08-12
[+ntrM] The present is suffering, surrounded by past and future.
2015-08-04 - 2015-08-11
[+ntrM] america's universities demand tens of thousands of dollars a year in tuition but their liberal arts departments cannot even teach students to formulate effective burns. s'ing my d h
2015-08-04 (05:13:22 - 15:13:24)
[+ntrM] Anyone who uses a computer isn't Doing Labor anyway and is worthless
2015-08-02 - 2015-08-04
[+ntrM] Put the booze in ur butt to save time and money on booze
2015-07-23 - 2015-07-28
[+ntrM] I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.
2015-07-23 (06:12:19 - 14:12:21)
[+ntrM] "Do you even know what OS/2 Warp is?" he shouted.
2015-07-20 - 2015-07-23
[+ntrM] I hate everyone equally. *skateboards to Marilyn Manson concert*
2015-07-17 - 2015-07-19
[+ntrM] Great power bottoms of world history discussion, 2015 - Week 29: Alan Turing
2015-07-16 - 2015-07-17
[+ntrM] AT LAST SHE MAKES EYE CONTACT, FIGHTING EVERY NATURAL INSTINCT PROGRAMMED INTO HER FROM MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION. MY BATHROOM MIRROR AND I BOTH KNOW WHAT SHE SEES THERE.
2015-07-14 - 2015-07-16
[+ntrM] if you die in irony, you die in real life
2015-07-09 - 2015-07-14
[+ntrM] Hundreds of thousands dead in Beijing protests after counterfeit tear gas revealed to be vx gas
2015-07-09 (02:11:02 - 05:11:04)
[+ntrM] reddit's layout is like a time machine back to newsgroups or a dragonball z guestbook
2015-07-08 - 2015-07-09
[+ntrM] SAFE AT LAST, I STEP OUT OF THE BLOWN AND SLAMMED CITATION X-11 AND REMOVE MY PRIZE. THE SNAP-ON 3/8 INCH LITHIUM ION IMPACT DRIVER IS FINALLY MINE.
2015-07-07 - 2015-07-08
[+ntrM] The blockchain is like a Jesus that doesn't care about poor people.
2015-07-06 - 2015-07-07
[+ntrM] does anyone else worry that without capitalism we wouldn't have excellent flavors of corn chip like Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili?
2015-07-01 - 2015-07-06
[+ntrM] Finland is a great choice for an RPG setting because you don't have to make up your own absurd fantasy names and no one will ever catch you if you make a typo.
2015-06-30 - 2015-07-01
[+ntrM] Once I left my phone at home. At work I just had to stare at the stall walls while I pooped. It was hell on earth.
2015-06-28 - 2015-06-30
[+ntrM] WINE Is Not Employment
2015-06-11 - 2015-06-27
[+ntrM] its ok to wish someone dead if they have a reddit sticker (logo, memeface, whatever) on their car/laptop/clothing.
2015-06-03 - 2015-06-11
[+ntrM] Microsoft Audit for Small Businesses and Education
2015-06-02 - 2015-06-03
[+ntrM] jet fuel can't melt foil goyfs
2015-05-29 - 2015-06-02
[+ntrM] I read "Nihilist Arby's" and laugh with my friends but inside I'm secretly terrified of my own impending doom which Nihilist Arby's has reminded me of. Later, I eat Arby's.
2015-05-27 - 2015-05-29
[+ntrM] "Robots are going to replace being in love like computers replaced you being happy." - Taylor Swift
2015-05-22 - 2015-05-27
[+ntrM] Proclick: Birthplace of the menacing scowl
2015-05-11 - 2015-05-22
[+ntrM] I was seriously turtling as I was saying "love you too, mom" and it plopped out as I was hanging up, a real photo finish
2015-05-09 - 2015-05-11
[+ntrM] Every day, national "what the fuck am I doing with my life day"
2015-05-07 - 2015-05-09
[+ntrM] celebrating 100 years of orson welles
2015-04-24 - 2015-05-07
[+ntrM] Software or Beer? Why are you so poor that those are mutually exclusive?
2015-04-12 - 2015-04-24
[+ntrM] Thank you for your response. However, attendance at the meeting is mandatory. We will require your updates in order to move forward. Please accept my meeting request to confirm your attendance.
2015-04-10 - 2015-04-12
[+ntrM] Some of you may be able to afford a coffee tesla but my coffee celica gets me to where I need to be, so don't be such a elitist
2015-04-02 - 2015-04-10
[+ntrM] as a programmer I create unions all of the time and they protect my job by making my code difficult to understand
2015-03-26 - 2015-04-02
[+ntrM] crimpin aint easy
2015-03-20 - 2015-03-26
[+ntrM] i am only i386 and what is this
2015-03-17 - 2015-03-20
[+ntrM] we're still meeting with stake holders and gathering requirements.
2015-03-11 - 2015-03-17
[+ntrM] They're waiting for you Gordon. In the echo chamber.
2015-03-05 - 2015-03-11
[+ntrM] the main mod of this channel is a guy called "star wars expert"
2015-03-03 - 2015-03-05
[+ntrM] Cis het white males code like this.
2015-03-02 - 2015-03-03
[+ntrM] my goals include growing my investments and growing less sympathetic toward the common man
2015-03-02 (05:19:37 - 06:19:41)
[+ntrM] i call everybody "hey" or "buddy" or "man" and therefore never have to learn peoples names
2015-02-26 - 2015-03-02
[+ntrM] I support misguided language prescriptivism to a higher extent than other members of society but I have good intentions
2015-02-26 (06:03:09 - 16:03:10)
[+ntrM] Guards! SEIZE HIM!
2015-02-22 - 2015-02-26
[+ntrM] tragedy of the apache commons
2015-02-21 - 2015-02-22
[+ntrM] weed is like an expansion pack for every video game and also for going outside
2015-02-09 - 2015-02-21
[+ntrM] combination crossfit studio and pottery barn
2015-01-26 - 2015-02-09
[+ntrM] "No more tits, but the Sun will continue to print bollocks."
2015-01-22 - 2015-01-26
[+ntrM] "Windows as a Service. I fucking told you you all 2 years ago. All hail linux.
2015-01-21 - 2015-01-22
[+ntrM] "USE MY FILESYSTEM OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" - Hans Reiser
2015-01-19 - 2015-01-21
[+ntrM] CAN'T MAKE CHEESE WITHOUT SALT - a football discussion
2015-01-14 - 2015-01-19
[+ntrM] if they're so concerned with encryption maybe they should have not murdered alan turing
2014-12-28 - 2015-01-14
[+ntrM] Arcade Culture, I was raised in an arcade on shitty cheese nachos and wings. My teachers were NFL Blitz and Marvel. My parents were Street Fighter and Time Crisis. My friends? Pure silver.
2014-12-27 - 2014-12-28
[+ntrM] i follow the jobsian creed, buy apple products, and will meet the savior again in paradise
2014-12-22 - 2014-12-27
[+ntrM] St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast