|2017-10-24 - 2017-11-19|
[+ntr] The cephalopods breifly pause their scheming to reduce all human life to ash to acknowledge salix's successful circuit around her home star. May death come swiftly to her enemies.
|2016-05-19 - 2016-09-29|
[+ntr] The cephalopods wish to express their disdain for you pathetic humans and your perennial insistence on marking your stellar revolutions. May salix conquer you all, on this, the commemoration of her birth.
|2016-05-13 - 2016-05-19|
[+ntr] The cephalopods congratulate ghz on another rotation about his home star. May death come swiftly to his enemies.
|2016-04-19 - 2016-05-13|
[+ntr] NOTICE: Qovert.com will be physically moving this week, probably Wednesday evening. All your screens will die a horrible death, but will then be free of the tyrrany of Comcast.
|2016-01-25 - 2016-04-19|
[+ntr] The cephalopods wish to convey their deepest condolences, on this, the day of Kehaar's birth. Spend the day in contemplation of this horrifying event.
|2016-01-04 - 2016-01-25|
[+ntr] The cephalopods wish to convey their admiration as you enter another solar cycle. May death come swiftly to your enemies.
|2015-12-25 - 2016-01-03|
[+ntr] The cephalopods wish to bless your seasonal sacrifice to the red god, scourge of reindeer and humans alike.
|2015-10-30 - 2015-12-25|
[+ntr] The cephalopods would like to preemptively mock everyone attached to qovert.com, due to the pending updates that will reboot the VM.
|2015-07-07 - 2015-10-30|
[+ntr] The cephalopods have declared a moratorium on summer until further notice. All summer weather will be considered an act of war against sovereign cephalopodia.
|2015-05-19 - 2015-07-07|
[+ntr] Happy Birthday! The cephalopods would like to convey their wishes that you ceases this incessant spinning around your home star!
|2015-05-05 - 2015-05-19|
[+ntr] Chanserv doesn't rule here!!!
|2015-03-17 - 2015-05-05|
[+ntr] Don't get seasonal allergies. They suck. EOM
|2015-01-08 - 2015-03-17|
[+ntr] Don't get the flu. It sucks. EOM
|2014-12-22 - 2015-01-08|
[+ntr] Qovert.com is updated, take that procrastination fairies.