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Network Name:Rizon
Channel Name:#Guro
Last users:41
Last updated:2017-11-19 08:20:56
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2017-11-09 - 2017-11-19
2017-11-09 (15:20:10 - 16:20:11)
[+nptz] Yes, it is down. Disk storage issues. Yes, we have backups. No, it shouldn't take long. Hope and pray.
2017-11-04 - 2017-11-09
[+nptz] https://www.gurochan.ch/ :: http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/ :: it was lightning this time; expect volcano or tsunami next time.
2017-11-04 (22:43:42 - 22:43:42)
[+nptz] guess what
2017-10-04 - 2017-11-04
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro! Also gurochan is up, probably, try https://www.GUROchan.ch/ or gurochanocizhuhg.onion or something
2017-09-23 - 2017-10-04
2017-09-20 - 2017-09-23
[+nptz] GUROchan is probably back up.
2017-09-17 - 2017-09-20
[+nptz] GUROchan is back up.
2017-09-16 - 2017-09-17
[+nptz] Yes, the server went offline. We are working on it. Stay put.
2017-06-21 - 2017-09-16
2017-06-21 (09:07:33 - 19:07:36)
[+nptz] GUROchan is down for another stupid reason. An effigy of ryonaloli for emergency voodoo summoning is in the works. Stay put.
2017-06-18 - 2017-06-21
[+nptz] The GUROchan failure recovery plan shat itself. Again. ryonaloli: please decrypt it.
2017-06-01 - 2017-06-18
2017-06-10 (13:36:57 - 14:36:57)
[+nptz] GUROchan is up. We have gotten it removed from the Spamhaus blacklist.
2017-06-10 (07:37:03 - 12:36:57)
[+nptz] GUROchan was blacklisted by spamhause and the domain is temporarily down until they remove us from the list. Use the Tor HS in the meantime.
2017-06-09 - 2017-06-10
[+nptz] GUROchan is experiencing name resolution problems, use the Tor HS
2017-05-31 - 2017-06-01
[+nptz] GUROchan's primary web service is back online. Please report any problems to ryonaloli or enclaved.
2017-05-15 - 2017-05-31
[+nptz] The primary GUROchan web service is temporarily down. Please use the Tor hidden service http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/ while we're working on it.
2017-05-14 - 2017-05-15
[+nptz] the thing is down again
2017-04-18 - 2017-05-14
2017-04-17 - 2017-04-18
[+npz] Jesus wasn't the first necromancer, but a very famous one and really took his craft to new levels.
2017-04-17 (00:44:02 - 00:44:02)
[+npz] #Guro: https://gurochan.ch
2015-01-04 - 2017-04-16
2017-03-31 - 2017-04-16
[+npz] #guro - guro, gore, sex, politics, drugs, science, rock and roll, absolutely no hurfing and durfing
2017-04-11 - 2017-04-13
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/
2017-04-08 - 2017-04-11
[+npz] Officials have confirmed in a top secret report to buzzfeed that GUROchan will never go down again.
2017-04-07 - 2017-04-08
[+npz] GUROchan is back online (officially anyway, but statistically speaking it's probably down again) (Kuukunen is an ass)
2017-04-07 (19:48:19 - 21:48:20)
[+npz] GUROchan is back online
2017-04-07 (08:48:19 - 18:48:20)
[+npz] GUROchan is temporarily down due to a hard drive problem.
2017-03-21 - 2017-03-31
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: Pester VIPPER for downtime.
2017-03-21 (06:05:42 - 06:05:42)
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: Dealing with GRE tunnel issues. loeken pls.
2017-02-28 - 2017-03-21
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: Pester VIPPER about site downtime
2017-03-08 - 2017-03-12
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: Pester VIPPER about site downtime :: Happy International Women's day! Do your part and abuse a woman today.
2017-03-04 - 2017-03-07
[+cnpz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: Pester VIPPER about site downtime
2017-02-27 - 2017-02-28
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: Report downtime to VIPPER
2017-02-25 - 2017-02-27
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: GUROchan is back up
2017-02-25 (05:01:40 - 07:01:41)
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: GUROchan is back up
2017-02-25 (03:01:40 - 04:01:40)
[+nptz] GUROchan is up
2017-02-24 - 2017-02-25
[+nptz] GUROchan is temporarily offline due to network maintenance. Please stand by.
2017-02-22 - 2017-02-24
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro, where we argue about everything except the aforementioned title!
GUROchan is online
2017-02-22 (03:01:18 - 03:01:18)
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro, where we argue about everything except the aforementioned title!
Site will be online soon. Just needs to be powered back on.
2017-01-16 - 2017-02-22
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro, where we argue about everything except the aforementioned title!
GUROchan is online.
2017-01-15 - 2017-01-16
[+nptz] Welcome to Guro, where we argue about everything except the aforementioned title!
GUROchan will be back in a day.
2016-10-12 - 2017-01-15
[+nptz] Welcome to Guro, where we argue about everything except the aforementioned title!
2016-10-10 - 2016-10-12
[+nptz] Welcome to Guro, where we talk about everything except the aforementioned title!
2016-08-02 - 2016-10-10
[+nptz] - ero #guro nansensu -
2016-07-19 - 2016-08-02
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro! - https://gurochan.ch/ back up again, rejoice! - Home of Rizon's guro-fans, furries and bronies
2016-05-19 - 2016-07-19
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro! - https://gurochan.ch/ back up again, rejoice!
2016-05-07 - 2016-05-19
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro! - if you're here for gurochan, yes it's down, "not sure how long. hopefully just a couple of days - at worst, a week or two - but that's not likely"
2016-05-06 - 2016-05-07
[+nptz] Welcome to #guro! - if you're here for gurochan, yes it's down and it's being worked on
2016-05-03 - 2016-05-06
[+nptz] GUROchan - https://gurochan.ch/
2016-04-28 - 2016-05-03
[+nptz] GUROchan is very slow right now. It's being worked on.
2015-12-18 - 2016-04-28
[+nptz] https://www.gurochan.ch - If anyone has money for a new server, or is willing to host a server at their home, PM ryonaloli.
2016-01-26 - 2016-01-30
[+cnptz] https://www.gurochan.ch - If anyone has money for a new server, or is willing to host a server at their home, PM ryonaloli.
2015-11-23 - 2015-12-18
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/ :: GURO NEWS: enclaved has landed in a drug detox & rehab clinic to treat his long-running heroin addiction grown too severe to sustain (let alone control); checkout in no less than a week. Shit happens.
2015-11-16 - 2015-11-23
[+nptz] GUROchan.ch
2015-11-13 - 2015-11-16
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/ ** http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/
2015-11-13 (01:08:31 - 15:08:34)
2015-11-12 - 2015-11-13
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/ - down due to power outage, hopefully up soon
2015-11-06 - 2015-11-12
[+nptz] GUROchan.ch
2015-07-30 - 2015-11-06
2015-11-03 (00:07:34 - 22:07:41)
2015-09-21 - 2015-11-02
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/
2015-10-28 - 2015-10-29
[+nptz] GUROchan is available at http[s]://51.254.73.49/ at long last. gurochan.ch domain update may take one more day to propagate across the world.
2015-10-27 - 2015-10-28
[+nptz] GUROchan is available at http[s]://213.141.136.28/ (gurochan.ch domain name will remain unusable until we find a decent reverse proxy provider). Shit keeps happening.
2015-10-26 - 2015-10-27
[+nptz] http[s]://213.141.136.28/ ** Newsflash: my (enclaved's) ISP insta-blackholes my IP addresses if seen in association with gurochan.ch (two down so far), i.e. blocking any address gurochan.ch A record points to, automatically by a script apparently (given the speed of reaction).
2015-10-26 (21:06:57 - 22:06:58)
[+nptz] Newsflash: my (enclaved's) ISP insta-blackholes my IP addresses if seen in association with gurochan.ch (two down so far), i.e. blocking any address gurochan.ch A record points to, automatically by a script apparently (given the speed of reaction). New GRE tunnel inbound, just one more little step.
2015-10-25 - 2015-10-26
[+nptz] Temporarily at http[s]://213.141.136.29/ ** If anyone could provide additional exit points for GUROchan (via GRE/IPIP/IPsec/MPLS tunneling), it would be greatly appreciated (lest shit happens again); please contact enclaved or ryonaloli if you can help. Thanks.
2015-10-24 - 2015-10-25
[+nptz] Temporarily at https://213.141.136.29/ ** If anyone could provide additional exit points for GUROchan (via GRE/IPIP/IPsec tunneling), it would be greatly appreciated. Lest shit happens again.
2015-10-20 - 2015-10-24
[+nptz] I finished upgrading GUROchan hardware and fixing software issues. It will be back universally when our network tunnel is re-established.
2015-10-17 - 2015-10-20
[+nptz] GUROchan is currently undergoing a long planned procedure of software updating, hardware upgrading, network overhauling, and troubleshooting. We're almost there. Please excuse the inconvenience.
2015-10-17 (13:43:32 - 21:43:34)
[+nptz] No, GUROchan is not dead. We will be back up soon.
2015-10-16 - 2015-10-17
[+nptz] We are just waiting on enclaved. The planned maintanance is just taking longer than expected.
2015-10-15 - 2015-10-16
[+nptz] We are just waiting on enclaved, as usual. The planned maintanance is just taking longer than expected.
2015-10-12 - 2015-10-15
[+nptz] GUROchan should be back up by the end of the day, or tomorrow. Thanks for waiting.
2015-10-10 - 2015-10-12
[+nptz] GUROchan is going down for maintenance. ETA depends, but it will be back up by the end of the weekend.
2015-10-10 (00:42:57 - 17:42:59)
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/ ** NOTE: GUROchan may go down for a short while these days while I replace the UPS batteries and move it to a new server chassis.
2015-09-25 - 2015-09-29
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/ ** Happy Birthday enclaved!
2015-09-24 (22:19:09 - 23:19:09)
[+nptz] https://GUROchan.ch/ ** Say "Happy Birthday!" to enclaved/murder ;-)
2015-09-01 - 2015-09-21
[+nptz] GUROchan - https://gurochan.ch
2015-08-31 - 2015-09-01
[+nptz] GUROchan needs $51.35 in the next few days. If anyone is willing to loan the money, please PM ryonaloli.
2015-08-30 - 2015-08-31
[+npz] GUROchan needs $51.35 in the next few days to pay for the member's free prostitutes. If anyone is willing to pay for sex, please PM ryonaloli. Checks, and credit cards are not permitted. Cash only.
2015-08-28 - 2015-08-30
[+npz] GUROchan needs $51.35 in the next few days to renew the domain. If anyone is willing to donate or lend money, please PM ryonaloli.
2015-08-17 - 2015-08-28
[+npz] https://gurochan.ch -- Anyone who would like to donate/lend money to renew the domain, please PM ryonaloli.
2015-08-25 - 2015-08-26
[+npz] https://gurochan.ch -- Anyone who would like to donate/lend lolis to renew the domain, please PM ryonaloli.
2015-08-17 - 2015-08-18
[+npz] https://gurochan.ch -- Anyone who would like to donate/lend money for a new blow-up doll, please PM ryonaloli
2015-08-17 (05:15:31 - 05:15:31)
[+npz] https://gurochan.ch -- Anyone who would like to donate/lend money to renew the domain, please PM ryonaloli
2015-08-16 - 2015-08-17
[+npz] ryonaloli is so cheap he's begging for donations cuz he'd rather spend his parent's money on buying lolis
2015-08-16 (07:14:29 - 16:14:36)
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ -- Anyone willing to donate/lend money to renew the domain, PM ryonaloli (less than a month remaining).
2015-08-09 - 2015-08-16
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ -- Anyone willing to donate/lend money to renew the domain, PM ryonaloli.
2015-06-07 - 2015-08-09
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/
2015-08-02 - 2015-08-04
2015-07-16 - 2015-07-30
2015-07-25 (12:12:32 - 13:12:32)
[+npz] enclaved: if it's a hardware problem, consider getting a soekris
2015-07-16 (22:11:50 - 22:11:50)
[+npz] GUROchan is up at the moment due to an unexpected network recovery. It should be down again soon. No data has been lost. And fuck you all.
2015-07-14 - 2015-07-16
[+npz] GUROchan is down at the moment due to an unexpected network failure. It should be up soon. No data has been lost.
2015-07-11 - 2015-07-14
[+npz] GUROchan is down at the moment. It should be up soon. No data has been lost.
2015-06-29 (06:10:08 - 18:10:14)
[+npz] All posts through the Tor hidden service were deleted due to mod error. Sorry about that...
2015-06-14 - 2015-06-18
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ ** Underage art unbanned. Enjoy!
2015-06-14 (00:27:20 - 02:27:20)
[+npz] https://gurochan.ch - Underage is now unbanned. Enjoy!
2015-06-10 - 2015-06-13
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/ - Underage will be allowed again shortly.
2015-05-30 - 2015-06-07
[+npz] GUROchan :: https://gurochan.ch/
2015-05-28 - 2015-05-30
[+npz] GUROchan - http://gurochan.ch
2015-05-27 - 2015-05-28
[+nptz] GUROchan - http://gurochan.ch
2015-03-15 - 2015-05-27
[+npz] GUROchan - https://gurochan.ch/
2015-05-26 (23:24:11 - 23:24:11)
[+npz] ryonaloli: I'm going to install Solaris 10 on my dual UltraSPARC IIIi server and configure it for GC; *if* the very fact of changing the platform solves the issue, then I will change to it permanently whether you like it or not.
2015-05-26 (12:24:08 - 21:24:12)
[+npz] http://gurochan.ch
ryonaloli wants $15 for lolis
2015-05-26 (00:24:05 - 11:24:07)
[+npz] If anyone has bitcoins and is willing to lend or donate $15 to buy the hardware necessary to get lolicon unbanned, please PM ryonaloli (or enclaved in ryona's absence).
2015-05-24 - 2015-05-25
[+npz] If anyone has bitcoins and is willing to lend or donate $15 to buy the hardware necessary to get lolicon unbanned, please PM ryonaloli.
2015-05-24 (06:23:58 - 07:24:03)
[+npz] PM ryonaloli if you want to donate $15 to pay for the reverse proxy that will let us unban lolicon/shotacon. The sooner someone is willing to donate, the sooner we can have our lolis back. Lending $15 is fine too.
2015-05-23 - 2015-05-24
[+npz] ryonaloli: way to disappear... message me remote creds when ready and make sure iproute2 is there for IPIP/GRE along with Varnish. --enclaved.
2015-05-23 (12:23:51 - 22:24:03)
[+npz] GUROchan (https://gurochan.ch/) ** NEWS: GUROchan is now under the watchful eye of Roskomnadzor; I had to ban lolicon/shotacon entirely to keep that said agency happy. --enclaved ryonaloli: IPIP it is then, we have that: http://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/td/docs/ios/12_4/interface/configuration/guide/inb_tun.html
2015-05-23 (00:24:02 - 11:24:06)
[+npz] GUROchan (https://gurochan.ch/) ** NEWS: GUROchan is now under the watchful eye of Roskomnadzor; I had to ban lolicon/shotacon entirely to keep that said agency happy. --enclaved This will be temporary, of course. --ryonaloli yay, death for lolis \o/ --Kuukunen
2015-05-22 (18:23:50 - 23:23:58)
[+npz] GUROchan (https://gurochan.ch/) ** NEWS: GUROchan is now under the watchful eye of Roskomnadzor; I had to ban lolicon/shotacon entirely to keep that said agency happy. --enclaved
2015-05-17 - 2015-05-22
[+npz] GUROchan (https://gurochan.ch/) ** Please report any site issues to enclaved/murder.
2015-05-04 - 2015-05-16
[+npz] GUROchan (https://gurochan.ch/) ** Please report any site issues to enclaved.
2015-05-02 - 2015-05-04
[+npz] GUROchan is up - https://gurochan.ch/
2015-05-02 (01:58:03 - 01:58:03)
[+npz] enclaved: When you get online, please reboot the server. The network load appears to be too high to make any new connections right now.
2015-05-01 - 2015-05-02
[+npz] https://GUROchan.ch/
2015-04-27 - 2015-04-30
[+npz] GUROchan is back, and will always come back no matter what. (For those curious: downtime caused by ISP which poorly conveyed its planned parameter change of the uplink circuit.)
2015-04-25 - 2015-04-27
[+npz] GUROchan is back.
2015-04-23 - 2015-04-25
[+npz] Looks like another power outage. GUROchan will be back when the power comes back on.
2015-04-21 - 2015-04-23
[+npz] Looks like another power outage. GUROchan will be back fairly soon. (enclaved: please look into a more powerful UPS)
2015-04-21 (07:57:05 - 11:57:07)
[+npz] Looks like another power outage. GUROchan should be back soon.
2015-04-10 - 2015-04-21
[+npz] GUROchan: https://gurochan.ch/ (plain HTTPS), http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/ (HTTPoTor, SOCKS4a required)
2015-04-09 - 2015-04-10
[+npz] GUROchan: https://gurochan.ch/ (plain HTTPS), http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/ (HTTPoTor, SOCKS4a required) :: PSA: enclaved is again "enjoying" the wonders of acute hepatitis C; your continuing prayers will help him prolong his visit on this mortal coil and keep GUROchan safer. So do pray.
2015-04-05 - 2015-04-09
[+npz] GUROchan -- https://gurochan.ch/ or http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/ ** ryonaloli please read my memo
2015-04-02 - 2015-04-05
2015-03-27 - 2015-04-02
[+npz] Last issue caused by ISP-side problem; sorry about that, shit happens sometimes.
2015-03-26 - 2015-03-27
[+npz] GUROchan is up
2015-03-25 - 2015-03-26
[+npz] GUROchan is down at the moment. It will be back up when enclaved notices the server shut off and reboots it.
2015-03-25 (08:51:52 - 20:51:53)
[+npz] GUROchan is down for the moment. It should be back up soon.
2015-03-09 - 2015-03-15
[+npz] Gurochan - We're gay for guro!
2015-03-05 - 2015-03-09
[+npz] GUROchan is back again, sorry about that (unexpected long term power outage)
2015-03-04 (14:20:10 - 23:20:06)
[+npz] GUROchan is down at the moment, but should be back up within a few days. Hang tight.
2015-03-04 (06:20:00 - 13:20:02)
[+npz] GUROchan is down at the moment, but should be back up within a few days. If anyone has a small server which can host a static notice page, please PM ryonaloli.
2015-03-04 (04:20:04 - 05:20:04)
[+npz] GUROchan is down at the moment. It will come back up when enclaved gets back and we can reboot the server.
2015-01-18 (07:18:37 - 07:18:37)
[+npz] GUROchan will be down for several hours for hardware maintainance.
2015-01-04 (09:16:51 - 12:16:45)
[+npz] GC is back up.
2015-01-04 (08:16:48 - 08:16:48)
[+npz] GC will be back in 30-40 minutes.
2015-01-04 (02:16:50 - 07:16:51)
[+npz] Website is down. It will be back up later today.
2014-12-31 - 2015-01-04
[+npz] Happy New Year!
2014-12-30 - 2014-12-31
[+npz] Happy New Year coming!
2014-12-24 - 2014-12-30
[+npz] #Guro -- revel in your atrocity
2014-12-23 - 2014-12-24
2014-12-22 - 2014-12-23
[+npz] #Guro -- revel in your atrocity.