| 2023-12-08 (04:29:18 - 16:29:23) |
[+n] Muad'Dib no longer needs weirding |
|
| 2023-12-07 - 2023-12-08 |
[+n] A date that will live in infamy. |
|
| 2020-11-19 - 2023-12-07 |
[+n] |
|
| 2023-12-04 (04:28:45 - 19:28:50) |
[+n] Men who experience menstruation deserve gentler partners |
|
| 2023-12-04 (02:28:44 - 03:28:45) |
[+n] Air, Earth, fire, & water |
|
| 2023-12-03 - 2023-12-04 |
[+n] Welllllll. What's the word, gentlemen? |
|
| 2023-12-01 - 2023-12-02 |
[+n] All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I�m fine. |
|
| 2023-12-01 (02:28:19 - 06:28:20) |
[+n] Because you know, we can't be doing this all day. |
|
| 2023-11-29 - 2023-11-30 |
[+n] 38% of the world's population suffers from dirty anus syndrome |
|
| 2023-11-29 (03:28:02 - 05:28:03) |
[+n] The Information Age has made all our lives an open book for anybody to read |
|
| 2023-11-28 - 2023-11-29 |
[+n] Hush Puppies, Daeddy! |
|
| 2023-11-26 - 2023-11-28 |
[+n] Bartender! I'll have a whiskey sour, and a bill cosby for the lady please. |
|
| 2023-11-26 (01:27:39 - 05:27:40) |
[+n] Hello, is this the party to whom I am speaking? |
|
| 2023-11-24 - 2023-11-26 |
[+n] I know that's be better for you |
|
| 2023-11-22 - 2023-11-24 |
[+n] These aren't the droids we're looking for. |
|
| 2023-11-21 (05:26:59 - 21:27:04) |
[+n] Don't ask me what I think of you I mite not give the answer that you want me to. |
|
| 2023-11-21 (01:26:58 - 04:26:59) |
[+n] Fill out the top sheet of the questionairre as quickly as possible or you will be eliminated! |
|
| 2023-11-20 (03:26:50 - 21:26:55) |
[+n] Life is just a game ... Fly a paper plane ... There is no end. |
|
| 2023-11-20 (01:26:49 - 02:26:49) |
[+n] "Oh! are ya daft, man?" |
|
| 2023-11-18 (01:26:31 - 21:26:39) |
[+n] I seen chuk norris make a grizzly stand down, with only a mean stare |
|
| 2023-11-16 - 2023-11-17 |
[+n] You can do weet! |
|
| 2023-11-14 (03:25:57 - 23:26:05) |
[+n] The only constant in this world is change. |
|
| 2023-11-11 (03:25:33 - 16:25:36) |
[+n] Respekt is earned, not merely given. |
|
| 2023-11-07 - 2023-11-08 |
[+n] I got a STICKER!! |
|
| 2023-11-06 - 2023-11-07 |
[+n] Whiskey Sour please, and a Bill Cosby for the lady. |
|
| 2023-11-05 - 2023-11-06 |
[+n] Like a thermometer, it goes both ways. |
|
| 2023-10-31 - 2023-11-02 |
[+n] At what point do we achieve wisdom? |
|
| 2023-10-29 - 2023-10-30 |
[+n] Daylite come and me wanna go home. |
|
| 2023-10-27 - 2023-10-29 |
[+n] Nosering says you're not a rooter. |
|
| 2023-10-24 - 2023-10-26 |
[+n] Please forgive me; This is my first time growing old. |
|
| 2023-10-23 (08:22:59 - 20:23:02) |
[+n] Daylight come and me wanna go home. |
|
| 2023-10-22 - 2023-10-23 |
[+n] American women, they are ALL constipated! |
|
| 2023-10-20 - 2023-10-22 |
[+n] Who you call ahso? |
|
| 2023-10-19 - 2023-10-20 |
[+n] The winds of winter blow to take the old away... |
|
| 2023-10-18 - 2023-10-19 |
[+n] always question authority, acknowledge it only when legit |
|
| 2023-10-17 - 2023-10-18 |
[+n] How much blood is spilled in the name of a god? |
|
| 2023-10-16 - 2023-10-17 |
[+n] suck a bag SUPERNET |
|
| 2023-10-15 (06:21:46 - 08:21:47) |
[+n] Caregiver is double edged. |
|
| 2023-10-13 - 2023-10-15 |
[+n] Welcome to the machine. |
|
| 2023-10-13 (00:21:27 - 01:21:26) |
[+n] Live hard, die young. |
|
| 2023-10-12 (06:21:19 - 23:21:25) |
[+n] Live hard, and die young. |
|
| 2023-10-10 - 2023-10-12 |
[+n] Billy Joe Mcallister jump off the tallahachee bridge |
|
| 2023-10-08 (05:20:44 - 21:20:49) |
[+n] bah boop bah beet dah doop |
|
| 2023-10-08 (01:20:43 - 04:20:44) |
[+n] A boomer's past will always be better than a millenial's future. |
|
| 2023-10-07 (02:20:34 - 17:20:40) |
[+n] where they racin' bry? |
|
| 2023-10-06 (02:20:26 - 20:20:32) |
[+n] A moment to recognize and appreciate our MIRC mods. |
|
| 2023-10-03 - 2023-10-06 |
[+n] Never forget what it is like being young; You will be a long time old. |
|
| 2023-10-01 (08:19:46 - 18:19:49) |
[+n] dreams I'll never see |
|
| 2023-09-30 - 2023-10-01 |
[+n] Life is too short to really be taken seriously. |
|
| 2023-09-29 (06:19:29 - 19:19:33) |
[+n] What doesnt kill me, PISSES ME OFF! |
|
| 2023-09-26 - 2023-09-29 |
[+n] oh it gets weirder that that, you'll see |
|
| 2023-09-25 - 2023-09-26 |
[+n] It is by my will I set my mind in motion |
|
| 2023-09-22 - 2023-09-25 |
[+n] You have reached the end of the internet. Turn back now! |
|
| 2023-09-16 - 2023-09-22 |
[+n] You have reached the end of the internet. Turn back. |
|
| 2023-09-16 (04:17:46 - 05:17:46) |
[+n] That's be better for you. |
|
| 2023-09-15 - 2023-09-16 |
[+n] Good job Jim keep fuckin that chicken! |
|
| 2023-09-11 - 2023-09-12 |
[+n] Some people did some things. |
|
| 2023-09-09 - 2023-09-11 |
[+n] Mannnnnn, what the hell is he doing? |
|
| 2023-09-08 - 2023-09-09 |
[+n] Klaatu barada nikto |
|
| 2023-09-08 (01:16:41 - 06:16:43) |
[+n] He's dead, Jim. |
|
| 2023-09-06 - 2023-09-08 |
[+n] Oh tallyman come, gon'na tally me banana. |
|
| 2023-09-04 - 2023-09-05 |
[+n] My momma talk'a to me try to tell me how to live ... |
|
| 2023-09-04 (02:16:13 - 05:16:13) |
[+n] Complete the top sheet as quickly as possible or you will be eliminated! |
|
| 2023-09-03 - 2023-09-04 |
[+n] Fire BAD |
|
| 2023-09-02 - 2023-09-03 |
[+n] Whoa, ganges! |
|
| 2023-09-02 (01:15:58 - 02:15:57) |
[+n] Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. |
|
| 2023-08-30 - 2023-09-02 |
[+n] Oh, he gets weirder than that |
|
| 2023-08-26 - 2023-08-30 |
[+n] BEES! An individually unique, yet universal dance we all have done. |
|
| 2023-08-23 - 2023-08-26 |
[+n] BEES! An individually unique, yet universal dance. |
|
| 2023-08-22 - 2023-08-23 |
[+n] Chop it down, with the edge of my hair. |
|
| 2023-01-20 (06:50:46 - 06:50:46) |
[+n] Looks like we got ourselves a convoyyyy. |
|
| 2020-11-30 - 2023-01-17 |
[+nt] |
|
| 2023-01-15 - 2023-01-17 |
[+n] Where'd you get those stoopid ass glasses? |
|
| 2023-01-11 - 2023-01-12 |
[+n] RIP Jeff Beck |
|
| 2023-01-10 - 2023-01-11 |
[+n] verdamt noch ein mal !!! |
|
| 2022-12-22 - 2022-12-27 |
[+n] Don't July to me! |
|
| 2022-12-16 - 2022-12-17 |
[+n] Prounouns require adjectives also. |
|
| 2022-12-14 - 2022-12-16 |
[+n] Pronounds warrant adjectives also. |
|
| 2022-12-10 - 2022-12-13 |
[+n] New fun size; SAME GREAT PRICE!! |
|
| 2022-12-09 (03:48:19 - 09:48:20) |
[+n] How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your MEAT! |
|
| 2022-12-06 - 2022-12-09 |
[+n] GO DAWGS! |
|
| 2022-12-06 (02:48:09 - 21:48:12) |
[+n] RIP Kirstie Alley |
|
| 2022-12-05 - 2022-12-06 |
[+n] Try Felcher's TENS churned butter today! |
|
| 2022-12-04 - 2022-12-05 |
[+n] WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE!! |
|
| 2022-12-04 (03:48:03 - 06:48:03) |
[+n] Just $19/mo shows that you care ... Only 63 cents a day! |
|
| 2022-12-02 - 2022-12-04 |
[+n] Just $19/mo shows that you care ... |
|
| 2022-12-01 - 2022-12-02 |
[+n] RIP Christie Mcvie |
|
| 2022-11-30 - 2022-12-01 |
[+n] discussing Bozo-Einstein condensate |
|
| 2022-11-27 - 2022-11-30 |
[+n] 'Cause if you're special too, here's a cookie just for you ... |
|
| 2022-11-24 (03:47:26 - 07:47:26) |
[+n] " Can you see the real me?" |
|
| 2022-11-21 - 2022-11-24 |
[+n] What ever happened to curb feelers? |
|
| 2022-11-16 - 2022-11-21 |
[+n] The solubility of problems in ethanol is fairly low. |
|
| 2022-11-16 (01:46:53 - 07:46:54) |
[+n] Launch, scrub, or kaboom? |
|
| 2022-11-14 (00:46:44 - 07:46:46) |
[+n] Where'd you get those stoopid looking glasses? |
|
| 2022-11-12 - 2022-11-13 |
[+n] And a sphincter says what? |
|
| 2022-11-12 (04:46:37 - 21:46:39) |
[+n] The winds of winter blow, to take the old away. |
|
| 2022-11-08 - 2022-11-09 |
[+n] Ultra Mega MAGA Tricklers threaten democracy; Fil lm at 11. |
|
| 2022-11-08 (02:46:20 - 21:46:22) |
[+n] Big one wellin' up in me body Laddy! |
|
| 2022-11-06 - 2022-11-08 |
[+n] Thas be better for you |
|
| 2022-10-30 (06:45:44 - 18:45:46) |
[+n] If you're special and you know it clap your hands ... |
|
| 2022-10-28 - 2022-10-30 |
[+n] The information age will make all of us an open book for anybody to read. |
|
| 2022-10-27 - 2022-10-28 |
[+n] And if you're special too, here's a cookie just for you. |
|
| 2022-10-23 - 2022-10-26 |
[+n] The best question ever asked is WHY |
|
| 2022-10-20 - 2022-10-23 |
[+n] Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. |
|
| 2022-10-14 - 2022-10-15 |
[+n] f=1\(2*pi(sqrt(L*C)) |
|
| 2022-10-11 - 2022-10-12 |
[+n] The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird things too. |
|
| 2022-10-09 - 2022-10-11 |
[+n] Day or night, you ain't rite! |
|
| 2022-10-04 - 2022-10-07 |
[+n] RIP Loretta |
|
| 2022-10-03 (17:44:00 - 21:44:02) |
[+n] saw my first Christmas commercial today! |
|
| 2022-10-01 - 2022-10-03 |
[+n] Secret agent?? ON WHO'S SIDE! |
|
| 2022-09-25 - 2022-10-01 |
[+n] "Harder!" is a terrible safe word. |
|
| 2022-09-24 - 2022-09-25 |
[+n] RIP nurse Ratched |
|
| 2022-09-19 - 2022-09-20 |
[+n] BREAK YOUR FUCKIN FACE TONITE! |
|
| 2022-09-19 (01:43:02 - 01:43:02) |
[+n] Gear up Fred, you're on point tonite. |
|
| 2022-09-15 - 2022-09-19 |
[+n] Factory isn't polluting the river; It's because of all the dead fish! |
|
| 2022-09-14 - 2022-09-15 |
[+n] Have you ever felt like you're just a small animal? |
|
| 2022-09-14 (03:42:41 - 08:42:42) |
[+n] What's this fuss about erection frog? -- Emily Latella |
|
| 2022-09-11 - 2022-09-13 |
[+n] Let's roll |
|
| 2022-09-10 - 2022-09-11 |
[+n] DISCO SUCKS!!! |
|
| 2022-09-07 - 2022-09-09 |
[+n] The days of good grammar has went. |
|
| 2022-09-04 (06:42:00 - 22:42:01) |
[+n] Feelin alright? I'm not feelin too good myself. |
|
| 2022-09-04 (05:41:59 - 05:41:59) |
[+n] My mother said, "to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom." |
|
| 2022-08-30 - 2022-09-01 |
[+n] RIP Gorby |
|
| 2022-08-28 - 2022-08-30 |
[+n] YOU can't keep your shit together! |
|
| 2022-08-25 - 2022-08-26 |
[+n] Morph: to transition. Dite: to ready for action. Morphdite: trans ready for action. |
|
| 2022-08-22 - 2022-08-25 |
[+n] Nose rings are used on pigs to discourage rooting. |
|
| 2022-08-18 - 2022-08-22 |
[+n] It's only a bunny: I'll get it! |
|
| 2022-08-16 - 2022-08-18 |
[+n] Down with fuzz |
|
| 2022-08-10 (00:40:19 - 08:40:22) |
[+n] See the light: Feel the heat. |
|
| 2022-07-31 - 2022-08-02 |
[+n] RIP Lt. Uhura |
|
| 2022-07-28 - 2022-07-30 |
[+n] Wish in one hand, shit in the other: see what you have. |
|
| 2022-07-27 - 2022-07-28 |
[+n] ToeCutter wants his hand back. |
|
| 2022-07-25 - 2022-07-27 |
[+n] Sharp teeth, and POWERFUL jaws! |
|
| 2022-07-23 - 2022-07-25 |
[+n] Got a big one wellin' up, lad. |
|
| 2022-07-21 - 2022-07-23 |
[+n] One large lump of sheet, they will give to youuu. |
|
| 2022-07-13 - 2022-07-15 |
[+n] DISCO SUCKS! |
|
| 2022-07-13 (05:38:25 - 21:38:28) |
[+n] BEEeees! A universal yet individually unique dance. |
|
| 2022-06-27 - 2022-06-29 |
[+n] Impervious armor of reinforced gendite. |
|
| 2022-06-25 - 2022-06-27 |
[+n] Looks like things are about to get mostly peaceful. |
|
| 2022-06-19 - 2022-06-25 |
[+n] Uh oh, Chongo! |
|
| 2022-06-05 - 2022-06-13 |
[+n] GREAT googly moogly! |
|
| 2022-05-30 (07:35:39 - 21:35:42) |
[+n] I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else, does. |
|
| 2022-05-27 - 2022-05-30 |
[+n] Life is too short to be an (*). |
|
| 2022-05-25 - 2022-05-27 |
[+n] Life is too short to be normal. |
|
| 2022-05-23 - 2022-05-25 |
[+n] We didnt have a baby formula shortage before men started getting pregnant. |
|
| 2022-05-22 - 2022-05-23 |
[+n] We didnt have a baby formula shortage until men started getting pregnant. |
|
| 2022-05-22 (09:35:10 - 21:35:12) |
[+n] Dear Mr Fantasy, play us a tune. |
|
| 2022-05-21 - 2022-05-22 |
[+n] Comforting an old dog, as they stare off into space, and the inevitable ... |
|
| 2022-05-21 (06:35:06 - 08:35:06) |
[+n] Can you see the real me? |
|
| 2022-05-19 - 2022-05-21 |
[+n] Fecal - Oral life cycle |
|
| 2022-05-04 - 2022-05-19 |
[+n] I support the current thing. |
|
| 2022-05-13 (04:34:32 - 16:34:34) |
[+n] I swear as long as I live, you'll NEVER touch me again (I know, dear) |
|
| 2022-05-12 - 2022-05-13 |
[+n] I have a scheme. |
|
| 2022-05-09 - 2022-05-11 |
[+n] Titties n' beer. |
|
| 2022-05-07 (02:34:11 - 22:34:15) |
[+n] Look for PRO-gaper brand accessories at your favorite shop. |
|
| 2021-06-21 - 2022-05-07 |
[+n] She knows not what she wants, only that she does. |
|
| 2022-05-05 (01:34:02 - 10:34:02) |
[+nt] 4 dead in Ohio |
|
| 2022-05-05 (00:34:00 - 00:34:00) |
[+nt] Kent State |
|
| 2022-05-04 (05:33:58 - 12:33:58) |
[+n] I support the current thing |
|
| 2022-05-02 - 2022-05-03 |
[+n] But first I need to know, are you ... experienced? |
|
| 2022-04-27 (02:33:26 - 19:33:29) |
[+n] Everyone I know goes away, in the end. |
|
| 2022-04-27 (01:33:26 - 01:33:26) |
[+n] All my friends go away, in the end. |
|
| 2022-04-25 - 2022-04-26 |
[+n] Lament not my passing, but rather cherish the time we had together. |
|
| 2022-04-25 (01:33:16 - 01:33:16) |
[+n] Regret not my passing, rather cherish the time we had together. |
|
| 2022-04-25 (00:33:17 - 00:33:17) |
[+n] In memorium of Poopiter. |
|
| 2022-04-23 - 2022-04-24 |
[+n] We're CNN+ and our prounouns are was / were. |
|
| 2022-04-23 (06:33:09 - 20:33:12) |
[+n] Can you see the real me, doctor? |
|
| 2022-04-22 - 2022-04-23 |
[+n] Today we not cookin with no wine so we get to drink ... two cup! |
|
| 2022-04-17 - 2022-04-18 |
[+n] It's only a lil' bunny, I'll get it. |
|
| 2022-04-13 - 2022-04-17 |
[+n] Look mommy, the dog is smiling at me! |
|
| 2022-04-13 (01:32:26 - 05:32:27) |
[+n] Whoa, doooooode! |
|
| 2022-04-12 (06:32:22 - 20:32:24) |
[+n] Dear Mr. Fantasy, play us a tune. |
|
| 2022-04-11 - 2022-04-12 |
[+n] Tell me of your home world, Usul. |
|
| 2022-04-10 - 2022-04-11 |
[+n] Old Mold is good as gold if it's cold, so I'm told. |
|
| 2021-10-20 - 2022-04-09 |
[+n] Everything woke turns to sheet. |
|
| 2022-03-30 - 2022-04-01 |
[+n] That's not a noyfe! |
|
| 2022-03-30 (02:31:16 - 21:31:19) |
[+n] Shibbla-bom-bom, baby! |
|
| 2022-03-26 - 2022-03-30 |
[+n] The future ain't what it used to be. |
|
| 2022-03-26 (01:30:55 - 22:30:58) |
[+n] New fun size: same great price! |
|
| 2022-03-23 - 2022-03-26 |
[+n] Fun size: same great price! |
|
| 2022-03-21 - 2022-03-22 |
[+n] Darwin was so right. |
|
| 2022-03-20 - 2022-03-21 |
[+n] Now ya do what they told'ya. |
|
| 2022-03-19 - 2022-03-20 |
[+n] Now you do what they told'ya. |
|
| 2022-03-17 - 2022-03-18 |
[+n] RICHID? -- Now Richid! |
|
| 2022-03-11 (04:29:37 - 20:29:42) |
[+n] It's not a person, but rather a personality. |
|
| 2022-03-10 (05:29:33 - 09:29:34) |
[+n] Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son. |
|
| 2022-03-07 - 2022-03-10 |
[+n] Lately it occurs to me, what a long strange trip it's been. |
|
| 2022-03-01 - 2022-03-05 |
[+n] SILENCE! I keel you! |
|
| 2022-02-28 - 2022-03-01 |
[+n] Humongous bogs |
|
| 2022-02-28 (01:28:39 - 19:28:42) |
[+n] Hope that the Russians love their children too. |
|
| 2022-02-25 - 2022-02-28 |
[+n] Hearts & farts & thoughts ... faaaade away. |
|
| 2022-02-24 - 2022-02-25 |
[+n] Not gon' let'em catch the Midnite Jogger ... |
|
| 2022-02-23 - 2022-02-24 |
[+n] May the Schwartz be with you! |
|
| 2022-02-21 - 2022-02-23 |
[+n] When the president does it, that means it's not illegal. |
|
| 2022-02-18 - 2022-02-21 |
[+n] Jesus blows his fuckin' whistle. |
|
| 2022-02-17 - 2022-02-18 |
[+n] The 3 symptoms of procrastination. #1: ... |
|
| 2022-02-14 - 2022-02-17 |
[+n] What can the Plumbus do? What CAN'T it do! |
|
| 2022-02-13 - 2022-02-14 |
[+n] You are now an expanding cloud of subatomic particles. |
|
| 2022-02-12 - 2022-02-13 |
[+n] Vetts R swee |
|
| 2022-02-11 - 2022-02-12 |
[+n] You sure that's your brother in law JW? |
|
| 2022-02-09 - 2022-02-11 |
[+n] Normal is a relative term. |
|
| 2022-02-05 - 2022-02-08 |
[+n] She knows not what she wants, only that she does. |
|
| 2022-01-31 - 2022-02-01 |
[+n] Look mommy, the dog is smiling at me! |
|
| 2022-01-30 (00:26:14 - 23:26:17) |
[+n] Wee doggie! Jethro's gonna be one of them there kwan-tom fizzy six. |
|
| 2022-01-29 (23:26:13 - 23:26:13) |
[+n] Wee doggie! Jethro's gonna be one of them there kwan-tom fizzy sis'. |
|
| 2022-01-29 (06:26:09 - 21:26:12) |
[+n] My mother said, to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom. |
|
| 2022-01-29 (01:26:08 - 05:26:09) |
[+n] Challenger go for throttleup ... |
|
| 2022-01-27 - 2022-01-29 |
[+n] The winds of winter blow to take the old away. |
|
| 2022-01-25 - 2022-01-27 |
[+n] When you lay your hands upon me, tell me now how should I feel? |
|
| 2022-01-23 - 2022-01-25 |
[+n] Fat, drunk, & stupid is no way to go through life, son. |
|
| 2022-01-20 - 2022-01-23 |
[+n] Who's that on the bottom of the pool? |
|
| 2022-01-20 (01:25:22 - 02:25:22) |
[+n] I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away. |
|
| 2022-01-19 - 2022-01-20 |
[+n] But we can't be doing this all day ... |
|
| 2022-01-13 (22:24:53 - 23:24:53) |
[+n] White punks on dope! |
|
| 2022-01-13 (21:24:53 - 21:24:53) |
[+n] Pho Que Hahn! |
|
| 2022-01-12 - 2022-01-13 |
[+n] Dingo stole my bay beee! |
|
| 2022-01-02 - 2022-01-07 |
[+n] and your father smelled of elderberries |
|
| 2022-01-01 (07:23:50 - 22:23:53) |
[+n] Never forget what it was like to be young, you will be a long time old. |
|
| 2022-01-01 (06:23:50 - 06:23:50) |
[+n] Talkin' bout my generation. |
|
| 2021-12-30 - 2022-01-01 |
[+n] Don't be such a bay-beee! |
|
| 2021-12-28 - 2021-12-30 |
[+n] Gunman briefly regrets shooting at police. |
|
| 2021-12-26 - 2021-12-28 |
[+n] "Square meals with a Heiniken, and I'm good to go!" |
|
| 2021-12-25 - 2021-12-26 |
[+n] HO HO HO yo momma |
|
| 2021-12-19 - 2021-12-20 |
[+n] I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. |
|
| 2021-12-14 - 2021-12-15 |
[+n] Hey chunk this out. |
|
| 2021-12-12 - 2021-12-13 |
[+n] Bigfoot is really just a Wookie. |
|
| 2021-12-10 - 2021-12-12 |
[+n] Somebody get this beech a speedball |
|
| 2021-12-09 - 2021-12-10 |
[+n] This statement is false. |
|
| 2021-12-05 - 2021-12-09 |
[+n] Fairies wear boots, ya gotta believe me ... |
|
| 2021-12-04 (08:21:24 - 12:21:25) |
[+n] facinating. |
|
| 2021-12-02 - 2021-12-03 |
[+n] the WIRE!! |
|
| 2021-11-30 - 2021-12-02 |
[+n] LETS GO BRANDON!! |
|
| 2021-11-26 - 2021-11-30 |
[+n] You can get a cookie too! |
|
| 2021-11-25 - 2021-11-26 |
[+n] (50+) VHS XXX tapes for sale. Used, make offer. |
|
| 2021-11-23 - 2021-11-25 |
[+n] Everything leads to something; It all starts as 'one'. |
|
| 2021-05-24 - 2021-11-23 |
[+n] Something's got the boat! |
|
| 2021-11-13 - 2021-11-22 |
[+n] Say pizza to drugs, say no to yes. |
|
| 2021-11-06 - 2021-11-11 |
[+n] mussssst ... use .... MY POWERS!! |
|
| 2021-11-01 - 2021-11-06 |
[+n] If 2021 was a drink, it'd be a colonoscopy prep. |
|
| 2021-10-30 - 2021-11-01 |
[+n] Don't judge a book by it's cover; Go by the glasses. |
|
| 2021-10-29 - 2021-10-30 |
[+n] Are you guys up to a toga party? |
|
| 2021-10-24 - 2021-10-28 |
[+n] OK Joe, let'em have it. |
|
| 2021-10-23 - 2021-10-24 |
[+n] Remember, 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 do. |
|
| 2021-10-21 - 2021-10-23 |
[+n] WELL! I never, hmmmmph! THE NERVE! |
|
| 2021-10-17 (01:17:07 - 08:17:09) |
[+n] "Gon' git me a shagun and shoe every widey i seeee ..." |
|
| 2021-10-15 - 2021-10-17 |
[+n] SILENCE! You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms! |
|
| 2021-10-15 (06:16:59 - 06:16:59) |
[+n] You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms! |
|
| 2021-10-05 - 2021-10-14 |
[+n] Let's go Brandon! |
|
| 2021-10-14 (03:16:51 - 05:16:52) |
[+n] a life more ephemeral than a ghost fart |
|
| 2021-10-13 - 2021-10-14 |
[+n] Darmok and Jilad, on the ocean. |
|
| 2021-10-10 - 2021-10-12 |
[+n] CRUSHING that leader board! |
|
| 2021-10-08 - 2021-10-09 |
[+n] Jane, you ignorant misguided slut! |
|
| 2021-10-03 - 2021-10-05 |
[+n] DISCO SUCKS !! |
|
| 2021-10-02 - 2021-10-03 |
[+n] IT'S NOT A TOOM-AHHH! |
|
| 2021-10-02 (00:15:35 - 01:15:35) |
[+n] It's MA'AM! |
|
| 2021-05-10 - 2021-09-30 |
[+n] I like turtles. |
|
| 2021-09-28 - 2021-09-30 |
[+n] reroute main power, reverse polarity, and compensate! |
|
| 2021-09-27 - 2021-09-28 |
[+n] mother of all craps wellin up in me body lad |
|
| 2021-09-27 (06:15:04 - 12:15:06) |
[+n] mother of all craps wellin up in me body, lad |
|
| 2021-09-22 - 2021-09-25 |
[+n] Nothing settles a dispute quicker than a good cappin'. |
|
| 2021-09-20 - 2021-09-22 |
[+n] wualk tha dwog, already! |
|
| 2021-09-17 (04:44:53 - 05:44:53) |
[+n] REEEE LEEEE? |
|
| 2021-09-13 - 2021-09-16 |
[+n] You can't trust a fart when you're over 60. |
|
| 2021-09-12 - 2021-09-13 |
[+n] Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra. |
|
| 2021-09-11 - 2021-09-12 |
[+n] LET'S ROLL! |
|
| 2021-09-09 - 2021-09-10 |
[+n] if it weren't for those meddling kids! |
|
| 2021-09-08 - 2021-09-09 |
[+n] Like Dooode, that's so totally bogus. |
|
| 2021-09-07 - 2021-09-08 |
[+n] Sept 7, a date that will live in infamy. |
|
| 2021-09-07 (19:44:34 - 19:44:34) |
[+n] Sept 7, 1941, a date that will live in infamy. |
|
| 2021-09-05 - 2021-09-07 |
[+n] "I have never heard 81 million people be so quiet" |
|
| 2021-09-03 - 2021-09-05 |
[+n] Everything woke turns to schitt. |
|
| 2021-08-30 - 2021-09-03 |
[+n] "talk like a fog and your shiz all retartet!" |
|
| 2021-08-30 (03:44:17 - 05:44:15) |
[+n] "talk like a fog and your shiz all retartet" |
|
| 2021-08-28 - 2021-08-30 |
[+n] It is not the spoon that bends: It is only yourself. |
|
| 2021-08-27 - 2021-08-28 |
[+n] UH OH, CHONGO! |
|
| 2021-08-25 - 2021-08-26 |
[+n] The world is going to hell and there's little you can do about it. |
|
| 2021-08-24 - 2021-08-25 |
[+n] RIP Charlie |
|
| 2021-08-18 - 2021-08-23 |
[+n] Do you sometimes ever feel like a small animal? |
|
| 2021-08-16 - 2021-08-18 |
[+n] Ain't she a butte? |
|
| 2021-08-12 (09:43:28 - 13:43:28) |
[+n] If you can't be told, you'll have to be shown. |
|
| 2021-07-27 - 2021-07-28 |
[+n] Would you prefer a Boomer's past, or a Millenial's future? |
|
| 2021-07-27 (08:16:45 - 21:16:48) |
[+n] Would you prefer a Boomers past, or a Millenials future? |
|
| 2021-07-21 - 2021-07-27 |
[+n] Don't blow any chunks dude, 'cuz if I see you hurl, I'm going to spew! |
|
| 2021-07-17 - 2021-07-19 |
[+n] You FUCKED IT UP, mannn! |
|
| 2021-07-15 - 2021-07-17 |
[+n] Knows not what they want, only that they do. |
|
| 2021-07-13 - 2021-07-14 |
[+n] >>>> DISCO SUCKS! <<<< |
|
| 2021-07-11 (01:15:51 - 05:15:52) |
[+n] Now when I talked to GOD I knew he'd understand. He said stick by me I'll be your guiding hand. but don't ask me what I think of you might not give the answer that you want me to. |
|
| 2021-07-09 - 2021-07-10 |
[+n] Phased Plasma Rifle - In the 40W range. |
|
| 2021-07-09 (07:15:46 - 07:15:46) |
[+n] AWWwwww! Daeddy, I want one!! |
|
| 2021-07-05 - 2021-07-07 |
[+n] IF something doesn't affect you, It's probably none of your business. |
|
| 2021-01-31 - 2021-07-05 |
[+n] HE'S DEAD, JIM! |
|
| 2021-07-02 (05:15:22 - 13:15:24) |
[+n] Getting a tude just gonna get you one back. |
|
| 2021-07-02 (00:15:22 - 04:15:23) |
[+n] Edith Keeler must die. |
|
| 2021-06-30 - 2021-07-01 |
[+n] DRIVE LIKE HELL! You'll get there quicker. |
|
| 2021-06-30 (00:15:14 - 06:15:15) |
[+n] Raven hair, and ruby lips, sparks fly from her fingertips. |
|
| 2021-06-28 - 2021-06-29 |
[+n] Never smile at a monkey. |
|
| 2021-06-26 (07:15:01 - 19:15:04) |
[+n] Human females are far too fragile for a KLINGON! |
|
| 2021-06-26 (00:15:00 - 06:15:11) |
[+n] Look mommy! The dog is smiling at me! |
|
| 2021-06-23 - 2021-06-24 |
[+n] Ought not done that here there man! |
|
| 2021-06-23 (02:14:52 - 06:14:53) |
[+n] SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB YOU SNIVELING TWIT! |
|
| 2021-06-21 - 2021-06-23 |
[+n] Hearts n' farts n' thoughts ... faaaaade away. |
|
| 2021-06-19 - 2021-06-21 |
[+n] Fathers Day is RACIST! |
|
| 2021-06-18 - 2021-06-19 |
[+n] Come visit Sofa King. where all furniture prices are Sofa King low! |
|
| 2021-06-18 (19:14:38 - 21:14:38) |
[+n] Come to Sofa King Furniture, where all the prices are Sofa King low! |
|
| 2021-06-18 (09:14:36 - 18:14:37) |
[+n] Come to Sofa King Furniture, where prices are Sofa King low! |
|
| 2021-06-15 - 2021-06-18 |
[+n] If we don't get some like really cool rules pronto, all this will be totally bogus. |
|
| 2021-06-15 (16:14:27 - 21:14:27) |
[+n] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!! |
|
| 2021-06-15 (02:14:26 - 15:14:26) |
[+n] But we can't be doing this all day! |
|
| 2021-06-14 - 2021-06-15 |
[+n] Talkin' on the big white phone. |
|
| 2021-06-13 (02:14:18 - 16:14:20) |
[+n] I be, thus, I is. |
|
| 2021-06-11 - 2021-06-13 |
[+n] I be, thus, I is. |
|
| 2021-06-11 (07:14:13 - 22:14:14) |
[+n] I be, therefore, I is. |
|
| 2021-06-10 (23:14:11 - 23:14:11) |
[+n] I be, therefore, I is. |
|
| 2021-06-10 (06:14:10 - 22:14:11) |
[+n] The police are only minutes away when seconds count. |
|
| 2021-06-09 - 2021-06-10 |
[+n] You are here. |
|
| 2021-06-09 (21:14:08 - 21:14:08) |
[+n] No matter where you go, there you are. |
|
| 2021-06-07 - 2021-06-09 |
[+n] My big glasses make me smart and sexy |
|
| 2021-06-06 - 2021-06-07 |
[+n] "Let the other poor bastard die for their country!" |
|
| 2021-05-30 - 2021-06-06 |
[+n] SHHHHH!!! (I'm going off the high dive) |
|
| 2021-05-29 - 2021-05-30 |
[+n] Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho. |
|
| 2021-05-29 (01:13:30 - 21:13:32) |
[+n] BUH WOWA WOWA!!! |
|
| 2021-05-25 - 2021-05-29 |
[+n] Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime. |
|
| 2021-05-24 (00:13:15 - 18:13:17) |
[+n] Dingo stole my baybee! |
|
| 2021-05-23 (07:13:13 - 23:13:14) |
[+n] Muh muh muh my sharona! |
|
| 2021-02-07 - 2021-05-23 |
[+n] SUPER DEE DUPER!! |
|
| 2021-05-20 - 2021-05-23 |
[+n] We ain't got no woodpeckers around here, that's just a bird peckin on wood. |
|
| 2021-05-20 (07:13:04 - 21:13:06) |
[+n] Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. |
|
| 2021-05-19 - 2021-05-20 |
[+n] It's happy. It's fun. It's Happy Fun Ball. |
|
| 2021-05-17 - 2021-05-18 |
[+n] A leader without followers is merely a person on a walk, Grasshopper. |
|
| 2021-05-16 - 2021-05-17 |
[+n] Why are there no medium rappers? They're either big or lil. |
|
| 2021-05-16 (19:12:55 - 22:12:55) |
[+n] Why are all rappers either big or lil? None are medium. |
|
| 2021-05-12 - 2021-05-14 |
[+n] Opening a door for a woman is closing a door for equality. |
|
| 2021-05-09 - 2021-05-10 |
[+n] HAPPY DAY TO ALL THE MUZZERS |
|
| 2021-05-07 - 2021-05-09 |
[+n] OH the humanity! |
|
| 2021-05-04 - 2021-05-07 |
[+n] 4 dead in Ohio |
|
| 2021-05-04 (04:12:10 - 04:12:10) |
[+n] Forgetting Ohio |
|
| 2021-05-03 - 2021-05-04 |
[+n] Well, THERE'S your problem, lady! |
|
| 2021-05-01 - 2021-05-02 |
[+n] Fairies with boots are dancin with a dwarf, alright now. |
|
| 2021-04-28 - 2021-05-01 |
[+n] We're sorry, you call cannot be completed as dialed. Would you plese hang up and try again. |
|
| 2021-04-27 - 2021-04-28 |
[+n] YO asphalt |
|
| 2021-04-27 (06:11:42 - 21:11:45) |
[+n] If you can't make it in the private sector, the govt is always hiring. |
|
| 2021-04-25 - 2021-04-27 |
[+n] It is by my own will I set my mind in motion ... |
|
| 2021-04-23 - 2021-04-25 |
[+n] Dave - I can feel it |
|
| 2021-04-17 - 2021-04-21 |
[+n] Human females are too fragile for a Klingon. |
|
| 2021-04-16 - 2021-04-17 |
[+n] Please forgive me; This is my first time growing old. |
|
| 2021-04-16 (02:10:58 - 06:10:59) |
[+n] Remember the NIGHTRIDER when you look up in the sky! |
|
| 2021-04-06 - 2021-04-07 |
[+n] But first I need to know, are you experienced? |
|
| 2021-04-04 (02:10:05 - 07:10:05) |
[+n] Space ......... tha, FINAL frontier .... |
|
| 2021-04-03 - 2021-04-04 |
[+n] Well boys, looks like we got ourselves a convoyyy. |
|
| 2021-04-03 (01:10:00 - 04:10:00) |
[+n] One large lump of sheet we will give to you. |
|
| 2021-04-02 - 2021-04-03 |
[+n] ROLL that beautiful bean footage! |
|
| 2021-03-26 - 2021-03-29 |
[+n] "Because if you're special you can get a cookie too!" |
|
| 2021-03-25 - 2021-03-26 |
[+n] If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Dood. How cool would that be? |
|
| 2021-03-24 - 2021-03-25 |
[+n] If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Dood. |
|
| 2021-03-24 (03:09:16 - 22:09:20) |
[+n] Mussssst ... Use ... MY POWERS!! |
|
| 2021-03-23 - 2021-03-24 |
[+n] -- Please stand by |
|
| 2021-03-23 (04:09:12 - 20:09:15) |
[+n] Do you find something amusing about the name ..... Biggus Dickus |
|
| 2021-03-21 - 2021-03-22 |
[+n] We're sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service. |
|
| 2021-03-21 (03:09:02 - 21:09:07) |
[+n] He's dead, Jim. |
|
| 2021-03-16 - 2021-03-21 |
[+n] Do you sometimes ever feel like a small animal? |
|
| 2021-03-16 (20:08:40 - 20:08:40) |
[+n] The number you have dialed is no longer in service. |
|
| 2021-03-16 (02:08:37 - 19:08:41) |
[+n] The Crazy Wahoos |
|
| 2021-03-11 - 2021-03-12 |
[+n] A big one wellin' up in my body laddy! |
|
| 2021-03-11 (08:08:11 - 08:08:11) |
[+n] tellhaszippy sharmoot! |
|
| 2021-03-10 - 2021-03-11 |
[+n] It is by will alone I set my mind in motion |
|
| 2021-03-09 - 2021-03-10 |
[+n] Here chunk this out |
|
| 2021-03-06 - 2021-03-09 |
[+n] The alphabet doesn't need to be in order. |
|
| 2021-03-05 - 2021-03-06 |
[+n] A kettle on the boil is so easily drawn away. |
|
| 2021-03-03 - 2021-03-05 |
[+n] We're sorry, you call cannot be completed as dialed. Would you plese hang up and try again. |
|
| 2021-03-03 (06:07:26 - 07:07:28) |
[+n] Time is of the essence: We must travel by land. |
|
| 2021-03-02 - 2021-03-03 |
[+n] That was, kewl. |
|
| 2021-02-27 - 2021-03-02 |
[+n] Open the pod bay doors HAL |
|
| 2021-02-26 (07:07:02 - 09:07:01) |
[+n] Ah dingo stole my bay beee! |
|
| 2021-02-25 - 2021-02-26 |
[+n] Enjoy being young: You will be a long time old. |
|
| 2021-02-21 - 2021-02-24 |
[+n] Buh-bwighe sonny boy! |
|
| 2021-02-17 - 2021-02-19 |
[+n] RIP Rush |
|
| 2021-02-17 (22:06:12 - 22:06:12) |
[+n] Woulk theh dooog! |
|
| 2021-02-17 (05:06:09 - 21:06:13) |
[+n] Good loyd already! |
|
| 2021-02-17 (00:06:07 - 04:06:08) |
[+n] I wasn't looking at his neck! |
|
| 2021-02-16 (06:06:02 - 23:06:07) |
[+n] You see, these creatures are harmless! [wrong] |
|
| 2021-02-15 - 2021-02-16 |
[+n] It is pointless to worry about matters to which you have no control. |
|
| 2021-02-14 - 2021-02-15 |
[+n] Fire trucks are actually water trucks. |
|
| 2021-02-14 (01:05:49 - 10:05:51) |
[+n] NOBODY MOVE! Or you know who gets it. |
|
| 2021-02-13 - 2021-02-14 |
[+n] Bud Goode is Mr. Big. |
|
| 2021-02-12 - 2021-02-13 |
[+n] Truinidanashinadadeprezure !! |
|
| 2021-02-10 - 2021-02-12 |
[+n] Umgowa |
|
| 2021-02-09 (09:05:23 - 17:05:25) |
[+n] Brakes are for wimps! |
|
| 2021-02-07 (01:05:10 - 02:05:11) |
[+n] SUPER DEE DUPER! |
|
| 2021-02-04 - 2021-02-07 |
[+n] "You sure that's your brother in law J.D.?" |
|
| 2021-02-03 - 2021-02-04 |
[+n] You know that it's bad when there's worms in the sand that POP out, and eat you. |
|
| 2021-02-02 (07:04:41 - 22:04:46) |
[+n] Hoppin, boppin, & poppin! |
|
| 2021-01-29 - 2021-01-31 |
[+n] How can you have any pudding if you don't EAT YOUR MEAT? |
|
| 2021-01-27 - 2021-01-28 |
[+nt] 'Chinavirus' is officially verbotene Rede. |
|
| 2021-01-26 (05:03:53 - 14:03:56) |
[+n] The olde hag on the hill that sucks zits. |
|
| 2021-01-23 - 2021-01-24 |
[+n] RIP Larry King |
|
| 2021-01-23 (03:03:32 - 19:03:36) |
[+n] RIP Hank Aaron |
|
| 2021-01-22 - 2021-01-23 |
[+n] Now it is time to heel. |
|
| 2020-12-17 - 2020-12-20 |
[+n] MOMMY! The dog is smiling at me! |
|
| 2020-12-16 - 2020-12-17 |
[+n] MOMMY! Santa has a boner in his lap! |
|
| 2020-12-14 - 2020-12-16 |
[+n] I'd kik his ass, if I could get dugup! |
|
| 2020-12-13 - 2020-12-14 |
[+n] Buhdoosh bhdat! |
|
| 2020-12-09 (05:16:42 - 09:16:44) |
[+n] Mommy! Santa had a boner. |
|
| 2020-12-04 - 2020-12-05 |
[+n] DON'T TOUCH ME!! I'll turn into orange juice. |
|
| 2020-12-04 (07:16:06 - 19:16:10) |
[+n] DON'T TOUCH ME! I'll turn into orange juice. |
|
| 2020-12-02 - 2020-12-03 |
[+n] The fecal - oral life cycle! |
|
| 2020-11-29 - 2020-11-30 |
[+n] I survived the Cuban Missile Crisis (think about it, so did you). |
|
| 2020-11-27 - 2020-11-29 |
[+n] BEEEEeeeeeees!! [flailing movements] |
|
| 2020-11-25 - 2020-11-27 |
[+n] For Sale: 1 box of used XXX tapes, make offer. |
|
| 2020-11-23 - 2020-11-25 |
[+n] every day above the grass is a good one. |
|
| 2020-11-22 - 2020-11-23 |
[+n] Consider every day you have above the grass a good one. |
|
| 2020-11-21 - 2020-11-22 |
[+n] Stand down, and stand ready. |
|
| 2020-11-17 - 2020-11-19 |
[+n] If the American people would just turn their head for a moment, we could get this election over with. |
|
| 2020-11-16 - 2020-11-17 |
[+n] Those who can, do. Those who cannot, simulate. |
|
| 2020-11-11 - 2020-11-16 |
[+n] "Police hire gang bangers to shoot suspects, then nobody will care." |
|
| 2020-11-11 (04:13:10 - 07:13:11) |
[+n] "Police hire gang bangers to shoot suspects so nobody will care." |
|
| 2020-11-10 - 2020-11-11 |
[+n] Fill out the top sheet as quickly as possible or you will be elim-in-ated! |
|
| 2020-11-09 - 2020-11-10 |
[+n] 1990: the Information Age 2020: the Misinformation Age |
|
| 2020-11-09 (03:12:55 - 05:12:55) |
[+n] > > > > Lance Armstrong was declared winner also, once upon a time. < < < < |
|
| 2020-11-08 - 2020-11-09 |
[+n] Women do not care for a man that has hairpiece. |
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| 2020-11-05 - 2020-11-08 |
[+n] It is not the person who votes that counts, it's the person that counts the votes. |
