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2024-04-13 - 2024-04-25
topic was empty so i set it to random "I wish you to be in a good mood."
2015-03-09 - 2024-04-13
2023-11-11 - 2024-04-13
topic
2022-10-05 - 2022-12-06
Welcome to #English : TETTEN & HORSECUM
2022-07-07 - 2022-10-05
Welcome to #English : TETTEN
2015-05-17 - 2022-07-07
Welcome to #english
2022-04-06 (07:32:22 - 16:32:24)
Happy 2023
Chan set to +m due to spam > you will be autovoiced, just be patient
2022-01-06 - 2022-04-06
Happy 2023
2021-09-02 - 2022-01-06
Gif is pronounced with a ‘g’ as in gorgeous
Bawtz killed due to constant probing attempts.
2017-05-22 - 2017-05-28
2017-04-12 - 2017-05-22
2017-03-30 - 2017-04-12
The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
2017-03-29 - 2017-03-30
I don't set topics.
2017-03-27 - 2017-03-29
YOU DORK OF THE PUSSY
2017-03-15 - 2017-03-27
2017-03-10 - 2017-03-15
Masturbation.
2017-03-10 (11:03:18 - 14:04:37)
Happy International Bagpipe Day!
2017-03-08 - 2017-03-10
Happy wimmins day! May your wimmins be plentiful and such.
2017-02-18 - 2017-03-08
Quote bot's back - !q to get a random quote, !q <words> [<num>] to search for stuff, !q -id <num> to get a specific one.
2017-02-13 - 2017-02-18
< ^Khelben^> so it was good to have water stored in the house so you could wash your genitals
2017-02-11 - 2017-02-13
Happy fucking b-day to andypipkin
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-10
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start. Happy b-day to cmdr_sm.
2017-01-26 - 2017-02-03
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
2017-01-25 - 2017-01-26
ALTERNATIVE FACTS
2017-01-21 - 2017-01-25
wat
2017-01-20 - 2017-01-21
2017-01-20 (16:15:48 - 21:15:56)
GERMANS suck my dick
http://i.imgur.com/EPBQ4WP.jpg
2017-01-20 (14:15:47 - 15:15:55)
GERMANS suck my dick
2017-01-19 - 2017-01-20
Death camps were GERMAN and were established by GERMANS not "nazis". The are no such nation as "nazis". Period.
2017-01-17 - 2017-01-19
No congrats anymore, [Dille], ur still a huge old fag
2017-01-17 (08:15:22 - 21:15:33)
No congrats anymore, [Dille], ur still an* old fag
2017-01-15 - 2017-01-17
No congrats anymore, [Dille], ur still a old fag
2017-01-14 - 2017-01-15
Congrats [Dille], ur a old fag now
2017-01-10 - 2017-01-14
Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle we form a mighty faggot
2017-01-01 - 2017-01-10
As finishing touch, God invented big fat sweaty balls
2016-12-30 - 2017-01-01
As finishing touch, God invented boobs
2016-12-28 - 2016-12-30
As finishing touch, God created the Dutch
2016-12-25 - 2016-12-28
Insert Penis Here! ({}) <-
2016-12-16 - 2016-12-25
Insert Penis Here! ({})
2016-12-16 (12:11:33 - 13:11:32)
Insert Witty Remark Here!
2016-12-15 - 2016-12-16
;-)
2016-12-15 (12:11:32 - 14:11:25)
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
Hey Mickey
2016-12-12 - 2016-12-15
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
Congrats Mickey! :)
2016-12-05 - 2016-12-12
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
DO NOT MANUALLY OP PEOPLE BECAUSE OF NICKFAKING BOTS
2016-11-25 - 2016-12-05
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
the shinobi process forked a child process!
2016-11-24 - 2016-11-25
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
2016-11-24 (13:08:59 - 13:08:59)
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
Everyone is welcome :) also ppl from #worldchat, but not those from Mexico. And Russians, because fuck Russians.
2016-11-24 (12:08:59 - 12:08:59)
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
Everyone is welcome :) also ppl from #worldchat, but not those from Mexico
2016-11-20 - 2016-11-24
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
Everyone is welcome :) also ppl from #worldchat
2016-11-19 - 2016-11-20
All refugees from #worldchat are welcome.
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
ballen
2016-11-19 (09:08:26 - 18:08:37)
All refugees from #worldchat are welcome.
@All Ops: set a pass on [trump]
2016-11-17 - 2016-11-19
All refugees from #worldchat are welcome.
2016-11-17 (09:08:21 - 20:08:24)
All ops: Please set a pass on [trump] or [wilders] and use these in the future to ops yourself (and others) (/msg [Trump] pass <yourpass> and /msg [Trump] op <yourpass>)
2016-11-17 (15:08:15 - 17:08:15)
All ops: Please set a pass on [trump] or [wilders] and use these in the future to ops yourself (and others) (/msg [Trump] pass <yourpass> and /msg [Trump] op <
2016-11-14 - 2016-11-17
http://shells.red-pill.eu/index.php?a=rate&u=platyna <- vote for Platinum (no need to login).
2016-11-14 (11:08:02 - 18:07:55)
HORSE CULTURE
2016-11-12 - 2016-11-14
Neuken in de keuken
2016-11-11 - 2016-11-12
2016-11-10 - 2016-11-11
Life isn't just about throwing feces and/or horse cum
2016-11-09 - 2016-11-10
Life isn't just about throwing feces
2016-11-04 - 2016-11-09
I was abducted by aliens, they took me to their mothership disguised as a ford transit and gave me an anal probe
2016-11-02 - 2016-11-04
Trespassers will be prostituted
Ciao a tutti, motherfuckers
2016-10-29 - 2016-11-02
Trespassers will be prostituted
2016-10-20 - 2016-10-29
< Laagje_> playing with this new command in irssi, called /disco -!- shinobi [sbd@not.hs.vc] has quit ["leaving"]
2016-10-19 - 2016-10-20
Marsepein (pepernoten pepernoten pepernoten PEPERNOTEN!)
2016-10-15 - 2016-10-19
WTF cmdr
Eat more lard
2016-10-14 - 2016-10-15
WTF cmdr
2016-10-14 (10:17:00 - 12:16:52)
Neuken? in de keuken
2016-10-13 - 2016-10-14
Today is No Bra Day. Show us yer tits.
2016-10-12 - 2016-10-13
fucking mousepad
2016-10-11 - 2016-10-12
Available in all sizes, except the one you need
2016-10-07 - 2016-10-11
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wench
Happy shinobis bday yesterday
2016-10-06 - 2016-10-07
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wench
Happy 6102016
2016-10-05 - 2016-10-06
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wench
2016-10-02 - 2016-10-05
:) :ÞC===8 - ^Khelben^ has got a awesome impact wrench
2016-10-02 (01:15:38 - 13:15:43)
:) :ÞC===8
2016-10-02 (00:15:40 - 00:15:40)
:) :Þ
2016-10-01 (23:15:38 - 23:15:38)
:)
2016-09-08 - 2016-10-01
We are the Cyber seMen, your biological and cultural juices will adapt to service us
I can see Uranus from my house
2016-09-06 - 2016-09-08
We are the Cyber seMen, your biological and cultural distinctiveness will adapt to service us
I can see Uranus from my house
2016-08-31 - 2016-09-06
We're whaling on the moon
We are the Cyber seMen, your biological and cultural distinctiveness will adapt to service us
2016-08-31 (01:07:22 - 01:07:22)
We're whaling on the moon
2016-08-29 - 2016-08-31
2016-08-20 - 2016-08-29
We're gonna make #english great again through penetration!
2016-08-19 - 2016-08-20
We're gonna make #english great again!
2016-08-15 - 2016-08-19
Congrats [dille] with ur new mother in law - fuuuu
2016-08-12 - 2016-08-15
Congrats [dille] with ur new mother in law
2016-08-09 - 2016-08-12
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! 63 earths can fit inside uranus
xix shaves balls (for free?)
2016-08-05 - 2016-08-09
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! 63 earths can fit inside uranus
2016-08-03 - 2016-08-05
63 earths can fit inside uranus
2016-05-28 - 2016-08-03
We were in the jungle, there were too many of us, we had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little we went insane"
2016-05-27 - 2016-05-28
2016-05-24 - 2016-05-27
Just Aids
2016-05-19 - 2016-05-24
Happy penisbirthday crome :* <3 Oh my god! it's full of dildos!
2016-05-19 (09:43:16 - 21:43:21)
Happy penisbirthday crome :* <3
2016-05-18 - 2016-05-19
Get to the chopper!
2016-05-11 - 2016-05-18
Where were we when we were wearing warring warewolves?
2016-05-08 - 2016-05-11
Joy fills her heart like a silent but deadly fart fills a room with no windows
2016-05-05 - 2016-05-08
All hail our overlord Zool! May the 5th be with you
2016-05-04 - 2016-05-05
All hail our overlord Zool! May the 4th be with you
2016-05-01 - 2016-05-04
Long Weekend WOO! All hail our overlord Zool!
2016-05-01 (07:59:53 - 22:00:09)
Long Weekend WOO!
2016-04-25 - 2016-05-01
The media will likely put a bad spin on this, just like that time we killed that guy
chanops: !help for basic commands
for bot-related problems /msg rud0lf or plasma
2016-04-25 - 2016-05-01
The media will likely put a bad spin on this, just like that time we killed that guy
chanops: !help for basic commands
for bot-related problems /msg rud0lf
2016-04-19 - 2016-04-25
Dildos can't melt steel beams
chanops: !help for basic commands
for bot-related problems /msg rud0lf or plasma
2016-04-19 (18:58:52 - 21:58:44)
Dildos can't melt steel beams
!help for basic commands
for bot problems /msg rud0lf or plasma
2016-04-18 - 2016-04-19
Dildos can't melt steel beams
2016-04-17 - 2016-04-18
Commando pest irradication - we kill everything on sight, so you feel safe
2016-04-12 - 2016-04-17
Chernobyl was an inside job - nuclear reactor fuel can't melt steel beams
2016-04-10 - 2016-04-12
We are bonk, you will be ass-stimulated. Resistance will only make it hurt more, use of lubricant is futile
2016-04-10 (12:57:51 - 19:58:04)
We are bonk, you will be ass-stimulated. Resistance will only make it hurt more
2016-04-08 - 2016-04-10
I'm not sure if I was flying by the seat of my pants, but the skidmarks certainly point towards me landing by them
2016-04-07 (20:57:50 - 23:57:44)
Dating is a lot like fishing - some you catch, some get away, and some you wish you hadn't stuck your penis into
2016-03-28 - 2016-04-07
Smells like sushi
2016-03-26 - 2016-03-28
Welcome to Potato Kebab Land!
2016-03-19 - 2016-03-25
Welcome Lacey! enjoy your stay
2016-02-29 - 2016-03-19
This is my swamp
2016-02-26 - 2016-02-29
#english loves equality!
2016-02-20 - 2016-02-26
#english loves homosexuals
2016-02-18 - 2016-02-20
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go, and you just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low, go ask alice - who the fuck is alice?
2016-02-13 - 2016-02-18
Wonderi got old! :) congrats
2016-02-08 - 2016-02-13
RIP Eddy Wally
2016-02-03 - 2016-02-08
Welcome to #faplish, twinned with penisville ... Oh Look! I'ts cmdr_sm's Birthday! :D Happy Bday :*
2016-01-26 - 2016-02-02
Welcome to #faplish, twinned with penisville
2016-01-21 - 2016-01-26
Welcome to #faplish
2016-01-20 - 2016-01-21
Welcome to #huglish
2016-01-18 - 2016-01-20
No drug dealer I have ever encountered has offered me a "First one's free to get you hooked" deal, like my school told me would happen as a kid
2016-01-15 - 2016-01-18
I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain this to you
2016-01-11 - 2016-01-15
RIP David Bowie
2016-01-06 - 2016-01-11
Doctor Sam Becket, theorising that one could timetravel within his own lifetime, stepped into the quantum leap accelerator and farted
2016-01-06 (03:35:47 - 11:36:04)
Doctor Sam Becket, theorising that one could timetravel within his own lifetime, stepped into the quantum leap accelerator and disintegrated - he was wrong
2016-01-04 - 2016-01-06
Tea, Earl Gray, luke warm, genital herpes
2016-01-04 (03:35:35 - 19:35:46)
Tea, Earl Gray, luke warm
2016-01-03 - 2016-01-04
yo
2016-01-01 - 2016-01-03
HERPES 2016
2015-12-25 - 2016-01-01
If you need us, contact the mayors office. He has a special signal, it's in the shape of a giant cock
2015-12-24 - 2015-12-25
Merry Christmas bastards
2015-12-13 - 2015-12-24
RIP Bijoux. You will be missed. :**** to a beautiful woman...
2015-12-10 - 2015-12-13
RIP Bijoux. You will be missed.
2015-12-08 - 2015-12-10
Happy Birthday Finland!
U bring potato?
2015-12-06 - 2015-12-08
Happy Birthday Finland!
2015-11-30 - 2015-12-06
not a single fuck will be given today http://tinyurl.com/p6s2hov
2015-11-30 (10:10:17 - 14:10:22)
Wiggle Wiggle Fruit Salad Hot Potato!
2015-11-27 - 2015-11-30
omnomnomnomnomnomnom KOALAMAN!
2015-11-15 - 2015-11-27
Russian lesbian dollybirds
2015-11-08 - 2015-11-15
I once walked into a room full of men masturbating; I didn't stop
2015-11-06 - 2015-11-08
<dang`r`us> cuntsex is the best sex
2015-10-27 - 2015-11-06
This topic has got teh aids
2015-10-24 - 2015-10-27
Look at my cock, my cock is amazing, give it a lick "hmm it tastes just like stilton", have a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane, and then it turns back again when you tug on my winky
2015-10-24 (22:06:42 - 22:06:42)
Look at my cock, my cock is amazing, give it a lick "hmm it tastes just like raisins", have a stroke of its mane and then it turns back again when you tug on its winky
2015-09-26 - 2015-10-24
To reach true peace and understanding we must love each and every one of Gods creatures, except wasps - because fuck wasps
2015-09-24 - 2015-09-26
Think less, stupid more - Volkswagen
2015-09-22 - 2015-09-24
Think less, stupid more - Volkswagon
2015-09-20 - 2015-09-22
Think less, stupid more
2015-09-12 - 2015-09-20
Shoot for the moon. Even if you don't make it, you'll be amongst the stars (suffocating)
2015-09-01 - 2015-09-12
[21:40] <benjaminony> Not interested in dirty talk with someone like shinobi so, bye.
2015-08-30 - 2015-08-31
Welcome to #english. Where everything you think, do, and say, is in the pill you took today
2015-08-21 - 2015-08-29
Welcome to #english. If you frequently loose your keys, attach a lego brick to your keyring and make a habit of walking around barefoot
2015-08-19 - 2015-08-21
Welcome to #english. Todays factoid: If you removed all the veins, arteries & capillaries in your body and laid them end to end, you will die
2015-08-14 - 2015-08-19
Welcome to #english, home of the monobrow
2015-08-13 - 2015-08-14
Dont forget your fap membercard - 10% off on various items including #english buttplug
2015-08-10 - 2015-08-12
I recently laid my Penis on a map.. turns out it's 100km long! Penis uomo senza baffi
2015-08-09 - 2015-08-10
I recently laid my Penis on a map.. turns out it's 100km long!
2015-08-08 - 2015-08-09
A recent scientific study shows that bananas are healthier for you than crystal meth
2015-08-05 - 2015-08-08
<^Khelben^> an anus could be considered a gas station
2015-08-05 (16:14:14 - 16:14:14)
Someone change the topic
2015-08-04 - 2015-08-05
^Khelben^ is back from the gayfest, and was probably beating men off all weekend... er, I mean beating them off with a stick
2015-08-01 - 2015-08-04
^Khelben^ is off to the gayfest, and will probably be beating men off all weekend... er, I mean beating them off with a stick
2015-07-31 - 2015-08-01
not khelbens bday anymore. send him beer anyway
2015-07-30 (03:13:46 - 22:13:18)
Enjoying mid-wank beer
Send Khelben beer, it's his birthday and he's wearing his birthday suit
2015-07-30 (00:13:10 - 00:13:10)
Enjoying mid-wank beer
Send Khelben beer, it's his birthday
2015-07-28 - 2015-07-29
Enjoying mid-wank beer
2015-07-26 - 2015-07-28
Watch out for random tardis insertion
2015-07-23 - 2015-07-26
Keep your tardis in your pants pls.
2015-07-17 - 2015-07-23
[06:42] * wowaname is now legal! happy 18 [AME]
2015-07-15 - 2015-07-17
Welcome to #english where nobody has got a glue
2015-07-02 - 2015-07-15
Welcome to #english where nobody has got a clue
2015-06-29 - 2015-07-02
All hail hypnochoad
Jesus is coming, swallow
2015-06-27 - 2015-06-29
All hail hypnochoad
Does a mermaids vagina smell of fish?
2015-06-26 - 2015-06-27
All hail hypnochoad
2015-06-22 - 2015-06-26
You can never tell, just by looking at it, what something is going to feel like until it actually goes in your butt
2015-06-21 (21:09:25 - 23:09:40)
that's probably ghonorea. It came! (from another galaxy!)
2015-06-21 (17:09:26 - 20:09:27)
It came! (from another galaxy!)
2015-06-21 (09:09:26 - 12:09:25)
It came from another galaxy!
2015-06-20 - 2015-06-21
It came from Uranus
2015-06-17 - 2015-06-20
A charge through the minefield under cover of daylight, it will be the last thing they're expecting
2015-06-13 - 2015-06-17
Welcome to hooters
2015-06-12 - 2015-06-13
Ciao a tutti frutti di mare
2015-06-09 - 2015-06-12
Heute abend : Lemonjesusparty
2015-06-09 (18:27:01 - 18:27:01)
Heute abend : Razzia
2015-06-06 - 2015-06-09
Heute abend : Leopardy
2015-06-03 - 2015-06-06
Heute abend : Lemonparty
2015-06-03 (20:31:51 - 20:31:51)
All frozen nipples
2015-06-02 - 2015-06-03
All frozen!
2015-06-02 (19:31:48 - 19:31:48)
All nekkid
2015-06-01 - 2015-06-02
SnuggleKoala is NOT nekkid, Khelben is
2015-06-01 (15:31:40 - 15:31:40)
SnuggleKoala is NOT nekkid
2015-05-30 - 2015-05-31
SnuggleKoala is
2015-05-26 - 2015-05-30
SnuggleKoala is a snuggle smuggler
2015-05-21 - 2015-05-26
Welcome to English : Nibbles Likes Antique Furniture Porn.. that is all
2015-05-20 - 2015-05-21
Welcome to #english
Happy Birthday Crome! :* :*
2015-05-19 - 2015-05-20
Welcome to #english
Happy Birthday Crome! :*
2015-05-12 - 2015-05-16
Welcome to teh #english.. Nudists welcome
un homo senza baffi
2015-05-04 - 2015-05-12
Welcome to teh #english.. Nudists welcome
2015-05-01 - 2015-05-04
Welcome to teh #english.. tres welcome
2015-04-24 - 2015-04-30
Welcome to teh #english... YES YES YES YES!
2015-04-20 - 2015-04-24
Welcome to #english... YES YES YES YES!
2015-04-19 - 2015-04-20
Welcome to #english... yes
2015-03-12 - 2015-04-17
Welcome to #english... We don't really speak english