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| 2020-09-01 - 2021-05-25 |
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| 2020-08-25 - 2020-08-31 |
Welcome to #Persia Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (17:05:22 - 17:05:22) |
Welcome to #Persia An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 - 2020-08-31 |
Welcome to #Persia Even snakes are afraid of snakes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 - 2020-08-31 |
Welcome to #Persia Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (11:05:21 - 14:05:22) |
Welcome to #Persia It hurts to be on the cutting edge. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 - 2020-08-31 |
Welcome to #Persia I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (12:05:21 - 12:05:21) |
Welcome to #Persia intellectual: a person who has been educated beyond his/her mental capacity Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (10:05:21 - 10:05:21) |
Welcome to #Persia Persistance is the hard work that you do after you are tired of doing the hard work you already did -Newt Gingrich Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 - 2020-08-31 |
Welcome to #Persia I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (08:05:21 - 08:05:21) |
Welcome to #Persia I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-08-31 (07:05:20 - 07:05:20) |
Welcome to #Persia Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (06:05:21 - 06:05:21) |
Welcome to #Persia A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (05:05:20 - 05:05:20) |
Welcome to #Persia Is tired old cliche one? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 - 2020-08-31 |
Welcome to #Persia If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (03:05:20 - 03:05:20) |
Welcome to #Persia Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (02:05:20 - 02:05:20) |
Welcome to #Persia I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McCartney Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-31 (01:05:19 - 01:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-08-29 - 2020-08-31 |
Welcome to #Persia I went to a fancy french restaurant called Deja Vu. The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (23:05:19 - 23:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia Great spirits have always encounted violent opposition from those with mediocre minds. -albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (22:05:21 - 22:05:21) |
Welcome to #Persia If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (21:05:19 - 21:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. What are you making? A salt lick. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (20:05:19 - 20:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going. -Oliver Cromwell Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (19:05:19 - 19:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said pet supplies. So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said compact cars. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (18:05:18 - 18:05:18) |
Welcome to #Persia A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free. -Nikos Kazantzakis Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (17:05:18 - 17:05:18) |
Welcome to #Persia 'Despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage..' Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (16:05:19 - 16:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-08-30 (15:05:19 - 15:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (14:05:18 - 14:05:18) |
Welcome to #Persia 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (13:05:18 - 13:05:18) |
Welcome to #Persia Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (12:05:19 - 12:05:19) |
Welcome to #Persia When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives. -Steven Wright Little Gh |
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| 2020-08-30 (11:05:17 - 11:05:17) |
Welcome to #Persia Buy a Pentium II so you can reboot faster. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (10:05:16 - 10:05:16) |
Welcome to #Persia A successful work of art is not one which resolves contradictions in a spurious harmony, but one which expresses the idea of harmony negatively by embodying the contradictions, pure and uncompromised, in its innermost structure. -T |
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| 2020-08-30 (09:05:17 - 09:05:17) |
Welcome to #Persia I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-08-27 - 2020-08-30 |
Welcome to #Persia I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (07:05:17 - 07:05:17) |
Welcome to #Persia I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (06:05:17 - 06:05:17) |
Welcome to #Persia I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (05:05:15 - 05:05:15) |
Welcome to #Persia Silence is Foo. -Woody Woodpecker Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (04:05:15 - 04:05:15) |
Welcome to #Persia I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (03:05:15 - 03:05:15) |
Welcome to #Persia File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-30 (02:05:15 - 02:05:15) |
Welcome to #Persia The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name to Les. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 - 2020-08-30 |
Welcome to #Persia Press CTRL + !@#$#@ Welcome to $chan #$&!@%& to continue ... Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 - 2020-08-30 |
Welcome to #Persia This isn't all true. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (23:05:13 - 23:05:13) |
Welcome to #Persia Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (22:05:13 - 22:05:13) |
Welcome to #Persia If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (21:05:13 - 21:05:13) |
Welcome to #Persia I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (20:05:12 - 20:05:12) |
Welcome to #Persia Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them aw |
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| 2020-07-18 - 2020-08-29 |
Welcome to #Persia I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (18:05:10 - 18:05:10) |
Welcome to #Persia CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (17:05:10 - 17:05:10) |
Welcome to #Persia Friendship is one mind in two bodies.- Mencius Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-18 - 2020-08-29 |
Welcome to #Persia Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (15:05:11 - 15:05:11) |
Welcome to #Persia A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. You didn't borrow this. I will. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (14:05:11 - 14:05:11) |
Welcome to #Persia When the way comes to an end, then change - having changed, you pass through. -I Ching Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-08-29 (13:05:10 - 13:05:10) |
Welcome to #Persia I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (10:05:10 - 10:05:10) |
Welcome to #Persia C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (09:05:10 - 09:05:10) |
Welcome to #Persia Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (07:05:09 - 08:05:09) |
Welcome to #Persia TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-29 (02:05:09 - 02:05:09) |
Welcome to #Persia I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By L |
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| 2020-07-20 - 2020-08-29 |
Welcome to #Persia Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-27 - 2020-08-29 |
Welcome to #Persia If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (23:05:09 - 23:05:09) |
Welcome to #Persia I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (22:05:08 - 22:05:08) |
Welcome to #Persia I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (21:05:09 - 21:05:09) |
Welcome to #Persia [Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 - 2020-08-28 |
Welcome to #Persia Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (19:05:08 - 19:05:08) |
Welcome to #Persia (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (18:05:07 - 18:05:07) |
Welcome to #Persia Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (17:05:07 - 17:05:07) |
Welcome to #Persia It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (16:05:07 - 16:05:07) |
Welcome to #Persia Life is:'trying things to see if they work' -Ray Bradbury Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (15:05:07 - 15:05:07) |
Welcome to #Persia Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (14:05:07 - 14:05:07) |
Welcome to #Persia Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (13:05:06 - 13:05:06) |
Welcome to #Persia I support PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (12:05:06 - 12:05:06) |
Welcome to #Persia My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (11:05:06 - 11:05:06) |
Welcome to #Persia In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, Cut it out. -Steven Wright Little |
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| 2020-08-28 (10:05:05 - 10:05:05) |
Welcome to #Persia Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (09:05:05 - 09:05:05) |
Welcome to #Persia If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (08:05:06 - 08:05:06) |
Welcome to #Persia I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (07:05:05 - 07:05:05) |
Welcome to #Persia People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Little Ghos |
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| 2020-08-28 (06:05:07 - 06:05:07) |
Welcome to #Persia I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (05:05:04 - 05:05:04) |
Welcome to #Persia When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (03:05:04 - 03:05:04) |
Welcome to #Persia I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, Steven, time to go to sleep. I said, But I don't know how. She said, It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left. So I went down to the end of tired |
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| 2020-08-28 (02:05:05 - 02:05:05) |
Welcome to #Persia Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-28 (01:05:04 - 01:05:04) |
Welcome to #Persia The map is not the territory -Alfred Korzbyski Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-27 (23:05:03 - 23:05:03) |
Welcome to #Persia Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-27 (22:05:02 - 22:05:02) |
Welcome to #Persia The sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-27 (21:05:00 - 21:05:00) |
Welcome to #Persia What are imitation rhinestones? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-27 (20:05:02 - 20:05:02) |
Welcome to #Persia My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. -Steven Wright Little Ghost B |
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| 2020-08-27 (18:05:01 - 18:05:01) |
Welcome to #Persia What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-27 (17:05:02 - 17:05:02) |
Welcome to #Persia If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-27 (14:05:00 - 14:05:00) |
Welcome to #Persia The best kind of friend is the kind that you could sit all day on a porch swing with and never say a word, then get up and leave feeling |
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| 2020-08-25 - 2020-08-27 |
Welcome to #Persia Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-25 - 2020-08-27 |
Welcome to #Persia Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-08-25 (12:04:45 - 12:04:45) |
Welcome to #Persia Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-25 (11:04:45 - 11:04:45) |
Welcome to #Persia One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-25 (10:04:45 - 10:04:45) |
Welcome to #Persia I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-08-25 (09:04:44 - 09:04:44) |
Welcome to #Persia YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 - 2020-08-25 |
Welcome to #Persia You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghos |
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| 2020-07-19 - 2020-08-24 |
Welcome to #Persia You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (20:01:35 - 20:01:35) |
Welcome to #Persia There aren't enough days in the weekend. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-18 - 2020-07-20 |
Welcome to #Persia What's another word for Thesaurus? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (17:01:35 - 17:01:35) |
Welcome to #Persia I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -Steven Wright Little Gh |
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| 2020-07-20 (15:01:33 - 15:01:33) |
Welcome to #Persia I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (14:01:34 - 14:01:34) |
Welcome to #Persia I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-20 (13:01:33 - 13:01:33) |
Welcome to #Persia What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-20 (12:01:35 - 12:01:35) |
Welcome to #Persia Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people -Mark Twain Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (11:01:34 - 11:01:34) |
Welcome to #Persia If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (10:01:35 - 10:01:35) |
Welcome to #Persia Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long)) Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (08:01:34 - 08:01:34) |
Welcome to #Persia Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (07:01:32 - 07:01:32) |
Welcome to #Persia Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, Wish you were here. -Steven Wright Little Ghos |
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| 2020-07-18 - 2020-07-20 |
Welcome to #Persia Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People co |
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| 2020-07-20 (04:01:31 - 04:01:31) |
Welcome to #Persia Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-20 (01:01:31 - 01:01:31) |
Welcome to #Persia #define QUESTION ((bb)
!(bb)) - Shakespeare. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (23:01:32 - 23:01:32) |
Welcome to #Persia The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (21:01:30 - 21:01:30) |
Welcome to #Persia For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running...[slow |
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| 2020-07-19 (19:01:31 - 19:01:31) |
Welcome to #Persia I had amnesia once or twice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (17:01:29 - 17:01:29) |
Welcome to #Persia I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McC |
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| 2020-07-19 (15:01:29 - 15:01:29) |
Welcome to #Persia I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. What are you making? A salt lick. -Steven Wright Little G |
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| 2020-07-19 (13:01:28 - 13:01:28) |
Welcome to #Persia If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. |
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| 2020-07-19 (12:01:29 - 12:01:29) |
Welcome to #Persia Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (09:01:28 - 09:01:28) |
Welcome to #Persia An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (08:01:29 - 08:01:29) |
Welcome to #Persia 2 + 2 = 6 for extremely large values of 2. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (07:01:27 - 07:01:27) |
Welcome to #Persia EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (06:01:26 - 06:01:26) |
Welcome to #Persia 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (05:01:26 - 05:01:26) |
Welcome to #Persia A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (04:01:28 - 04:01:28) |
Welcome to #Persia Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran). Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (03:01:26 - 03:01:26) |
Welcome to #Persia An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. -Anon Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-19 (02:01:26 - 02:01:26) |
Welcome to #Persia Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (01:01:29 - 01:01:29) |
Welcome to #Persia Best file compression around: DEL *.* = 100% compression Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-19 (00:01:26 - 00:01:26) |
Welcome to #Persia One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty p |
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| 2020-07-18 (23:01:25 - 23:01:25) |
Welcome to #Persia I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-18 (21:01:25 - 21:01:25) |
Welcome to #Persia I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-18 (19:01:25 - 19:01:25) |
Welcome to #Persia Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Gho |
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| 2020-07-18 (18:01:25 - 18:01:25) |
Welcome to #Persia I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, Hey, these records are all blank. -Steven Wright Little Gho |
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| 2020-07-18 (17:01:23 - 17:01:23) |
Welcome to #Persia I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the |
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| 2020-07-18 (16:01:24 - 16:01:24) |
Welcome to #Persia They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -S |
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| 2020-07-18 (12:01:22 - 12:01:22) |
Welcome to #Persia Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-18 (08:01:21 - 11:01:23) |
Welcome to #Persia I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -Steven Wright Little |
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| 2020-07-18 (07:01:22 - 07:01:22) |
Welcome to #Persia I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-18 (06:01:21 - 06:01:21) |
Welcome to #Persia There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright Little Ghost |
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| 2020-07-18 (02:01:22 - 02:01:22) |
Welcome to #Persia A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. Little |
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| 2020-07-18 (01:01:21 - 01:01:21) |
Welcome to #Persia When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, Well, what do you need? -Steven Wright L |
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| 2020-07-18 (00:01:23 - 00:01:23) |
Welcome to #Persia I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (21:01:20 - 21:01:20) |
Welcome to #Persia Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (20:01:18 - 20:01:18) |
Welcome to #Persia [Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -Steven Wright Little |
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| 2020-07-17 (18:01:19 - 19:01:19) |
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| 2020-07-17 (16:01:18 - 16:01:18) |
Welcome to #Persia STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (15:01:18 - 15:01:18) |
Welcome to #Persia TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (14:01:18 - 14:01:18) |
Welcome to #Persia The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (11:01:17 - 11:01:17) |
Welcome to #Persia I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, I'm going to buy some sugar. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (10:01:21 - 10:01:21) |
Welcome to #Persia My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can |
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| 2020-07-17 (08:01:15 - 08:01:15) |
Welcome to #Persia I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour? Yes, officer, but I wa |
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| 2020-07-17 (06:01:16 - 06:01:16) |
Welcome to #Persia A successful work of art is not one which resolves contradictions in a spurious harmony, but one which expresses the idea of harmony neg |
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| 2020-07-17 (05:01:15 - 05:01:15) |
I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is travelin |
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| 2020-07-17 (04:01:15 - 04:01:15) |
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (03:01:15 - 03:01:15) |
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-17 (02:01:15 - 02:01:15) |
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-17 (00:01:13 - 00:01:13) |
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-07-16 (22:01:16 - 22:01:16) |
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (20:01:18 - 20:01:18) |
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (19:01:13 - 19:01:13) |
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (18:01:13 - 18:01:13) |
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-16 (17:01:13 - 17:01:13) |
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-07-16 (16:01:14 - 16:01:14) |
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 - 2020-07-16 |
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-07-16 (14:01:14 - 14:01:14) |
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 - 2020-07-16 |
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 - 2020-07-16 |
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (10:01:11 - 10:01:11) |
The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (09:01:12 - 09:01:12) |
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (07:01:10 - 07:01:10) |
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (06:01:11 - 06:01:11) |
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen." Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (05:01:12 - 05:01:12) |
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-16 (03:01:14 - 03:01:14) |
Hey! It compiles! Ship it! Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (02:01:11 - 02:01:11) |
"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-16 (01:01:11 - 01:01:11) |
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 - 2020-07-16 |
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (22:01:13 - 22:01:13) |
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (21:01:11 - 21:01:11) |
Not for rent. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (20:01:08 - 20:01:08) |
"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves." Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (19:01:10 - 19:01:10) |
Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (18:01:09 - 18:01:09) |
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (17:01:07 - 17:01:07) |
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -Steven Wright Lit |
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| 2020-07-15 (16:01:08 - 16:01:08) |
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 - 2020-07-15 |
Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (14:01:09 - 14:01:09) |
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-15 (13:01:07 - 13:01:07) |
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 - 2020-07-15 |
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (11:01:07 - 11:01:07) |
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Steven Wright Little Ghost |
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| 2020-07-15 (10:01:06 - 10:01:06) |
The sky already fell. Now what? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (07:01:06 - 07:01:06) |
If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (05:01:04 - 05:01:04) |
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (04:01:03 - 04:01:03) |
A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool does from his friends Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-15 (03:01:07 - 03:01:07) |
Persistance is the hard work that you do after you are tired of doing the hard work you already did -Newt Gingrich Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-07-15 (02:01:04 - 02:01:04) |
The world we have made as a result of the level of thinking we have done thus far creates problems we cannot solve at the same level of thinking at which we cre |
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| 2020-07-15 (01:01:05 - 01:01:05) |
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 - 2020-07-14 |
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (21:01:05 - 21:01:05) |
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (20:01:03 - 20:01:03) |
A day without sunshine is like night. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (19:01:06 - 19:01:06) |
Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (16:01:01 - 16:01:01) |
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (15:01:06 - 15:01:06) |
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-10 - 2020-07-14 |
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (11:01:00 - 11:01:00) |
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-07-14 (10:01:01 - 10:01:01) |
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (09:01:00 - 09:01:00) |
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (08:01:00 - 08:01:00) |
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (07:01:01 - 07:01:01) |
"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people" -Mark Twain Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (06:00:59 - 06:00:59) |
There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (04:01:01 - 04:01:01) |
"Spock, I thought you were dead?" - "No Sir, I Rebooted" Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (03:01:02 - 03:01:02) |
Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long)) Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (02:01:00 - 02:01:00) |
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (01:01:01 - 01:01:01) |
I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-14 (00:00:58 - 00:00:58) |
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (23:01:00 - 23:01:00) |
"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought." -Bash Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (22:00:59 - 22:00:59) |
Any program that runs right is obsolete. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (21:01:00 - 21:01:00) |
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (19:00:58 - 19:00:58) |
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (18:00:58 - 18:00:58) |
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (17:00:58 - 17:00:58) |
"#define QUESTION ((bb)
!(bb)) - Shakespeare." Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (07:00:56 - 16:00:56) |
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (15:00:58 - 15:00:58) |
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." -Steven Wright Little Gh |
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| 2020-07-13 (13:00:59 - 13:00:59) |
If only women came with pull-down menus and online help. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (08:00:54 - 08:00:54) |
No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going. -Oliver Cromwell Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (06:00:53 - 06:00:53) |
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (05:00:55 - 05:00:55) |
Are w#e b.ug free yet?!@! Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 - 2020-07-13 |
"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." -William Blake Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-13 (03:00:54 - 03:00:54) |
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. Li |
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| 2020-07-13 (02:00:54 - 02:00:54) |
There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bo |
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| 2020-07-13 (01:00:52 - 01:00:52) |
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-13 (00:00:52 - 00:00:52) |
There aren't enough days in the weekend. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (23:00:52 - 23:00:52) |
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (22:00:53 - 22:00:53) |
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, |
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| 2020-07-12 (21:00:51 - 21:00:51) |
I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (20:00:52 - 20:00:52) |
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (19:00:50 - 19:00:50) |
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (18:00:51 - 18:00:51) |
The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (17:00:50 - 17:00:50) |
All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -Steven Wright Little Ghos |
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| 2020-07-12 (16:00:51 - 16:00:51) |
On the other hand, you have different fingers. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (15:00:51 - 15:00:51) |
Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (14:00:51 - 14:00:51) |
Hit any user to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (13:00:54 - 13:00:54) |
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (12:00:49 - 12:00:49) |
I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on |
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| 2020-07-12 (02:00:47 - 10:00:49) |
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (08:00:50 - 08:00:50) |
I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (07:00:48 - 07:00:48) |
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department s |
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| 2020-07-12 (05:00:48 - 05:00:48) |
This isn't all true. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (04:00:48 - 04:00:48) |
It's a fine night to have an evening. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (03:00:49 - 03:00:49) |
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (01:00:47 - 01:00:47) |
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-12 (00:00:47 - 00:00:47) |
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-11 (23:00:48 - 23:00:48) |
Genius, in truth, means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. -William James Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (22:00:47 - 22:00:47) |
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (20:00:47 - 20:00:47) |
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (16:00:46 - 16:00:46) |
The map is not the territory -Alfred Korzbyski Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (15:00:47 - 15:00:47) |
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading...and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that a |
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| 2020-07-11 (14:00:45 - 14:00:45) |
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman i |
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| 2020-07-11 (13:00:46 - 13:00:46) |
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when |
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| 2020-07-11 (12:00:45 - 12:00:45) |
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (11:00:46 - 11:00:46) |
Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving...every half mile...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I don't remembe |
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| 2020-07-11 (10:00:45 - 10:00:45) |
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (08:00:46 - 08:00:46) |
"Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (06:00:43 - 06:00:43) |
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (05:00:43 - 05:00:43) |
"Ah! How good it feels the hand of an old friend." -Longfellow Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (04:00:43 - 04:00:43) |
"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." -Lee Iacocca Little Ghos |
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| 2020-07-11 (03:00:42 - 03:00:42) |
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (02:00:42 - 02:00:42) |
In the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start. -William James Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-11 (01:00:41 - 01:00:41) |
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-11 (00:00:41 - 00:00:41) |
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-10 (21:00:43 - 21:00:43) |
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-10 (20:00:43 - 20:00:43) |
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" -Steven Wright Little |
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| 2020-07-10 (19:00:42 - 19:00:42) |
If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-10 (18:00:41 - 18:00:41) |
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By |
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| 2020-07-10 (17:00:40 - 17:00:40) |
C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry. Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2020-07-10 (16:00:39 - 16:00:39) |
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McCartney Littl |
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| 2020-07-10 (15:00:39 - 15:00:39) |
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. -Steven Wright Little Ghost |
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| 2020-07-10 (14:00:38 - 14:00:38) |
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot By LGN |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-07-10 |
Welcome to #Persia If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-07-03 |
Welcome to #Persia You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-07-03 |
Welcome to #Persia I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-07-03 |
Welcome to #Persia One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-14 - 2020-07-03 |
Welcome to #Persia The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-07-03 |
Welcome to #Persia What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-09 - 2020-07-03 |
Welcome to #Persia Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-07-03 |
Welcome to #Persia You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-11 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-25 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-26 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-23 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-24 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-25 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-07-02 |
Welcome to #Persia SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-29 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven WrightLittle Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-08 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-25 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-10 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-09 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-11 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-26 - 2020-07-01 |
Welcome to #Persia Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-09 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-09 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-11 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-09 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-30 |
Welcome to #Persia CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-04-04 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-04-04 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-29 |
Welcome to #Persia "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-24 - 2020-06-27 |
Welcome to #Persia An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-10 - 2020-06-27 |
Welcome to #Persia 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-06-27 |
Welcome to #Persia STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-08 - 2020-06-26 |
Welcome to #Persia Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-25 |
Welcome to #Persia The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-25 |
Welcome to #Persia If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-25 |
Welcome to #Persia Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-03-25 - 2020-06-25 |
Welcome to #Persia It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-25 |
Welcome to #Persia 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-16 - 2020-06-24 |
Welcome to #Persia EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-24 |
Welcome to #Persia What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-05 - 2020-06-23 |
Welcome to #Persia CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-08 - 2020-06-22 |
Welcome to #Persia Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-04-03 - 2020-06-21 |
Welcome to #Persia I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-06 - 2020-06-19 |
Welcome to #Persia Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2020-04-04 - 2020-06-16 |
Welcome to #Persia I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot |
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| 2017-10-10 - 2020-06-14 |
Welcome to #Persia There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little |
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| 2017-10-07 - 2020-06-13 |
Welcome to #Persia GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot |
