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Channel Name:#hugs
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Last updated:2017-11-24 15:21:07
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Welcome to #Hugs!
The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you...
<Calvin> I hate this place and I hate you.

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2017-09-08 - 2017-11-24
Welcome to #Hugs!
The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you...
<Calvin> I hate this place and I hate you.
2017-07-17 - 2017-09-08
Welcome to #Hugs!
We only support drugs, alcoholism, light racism, and violence. Nudity however is strictly forbidden.
<Calvin> I hate this place and I hate you.
2017-05-16 - 2017-07-17
Welcome to #Hugs! We love you!
We only support drugs, alcoholism, light racism, and violence. Nudity however is strictly forbidden.
2017-04-06 - 2017-05-16
Welcome to #Hugs! We love you!
The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time.
Pepsi: Drink Coke
2017-02-27 - 2017-04-06
Welcome to #Hugs! We love you!
The #hugs tourism board is offering puppies as a reward for information. Or, even if you don’t have information, the board asks that you come get a puppy or two anyway. Seriously. Our offices are overrun with them. In the trees, walls, carpentry...the exterminators are completely stymied by this infestation. Please help.
2017-02-24 - 2017-02-27
Welcome to #Hugs! We love you!
2016-11-05 - 2017-02-24
Welcome to #Hugs!
2016-10-23 - 2016-11-05
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."
2016-10-23 (01:53:43 - 01:53:43)
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard.
2016-10-14 - 2016-10-23
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
"Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes."
2016-09-14 - 2016-10-14
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
Not yet.
Roses are red / Candy is sweet / You'll fit in my freezer / If I cut off your feet.
2016-09-12 - 2016-09-14
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
Not yet.
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
2016-09-10 - 2016-09-12
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
Not yet.
Is it just me, or are circles pointless?
2016-09-07 - 2016-09-10
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
Not yet.
2016-08-06 - 2016-09-07
Welcome to #Hugs!
Dead.
2016-07-09 - 2016-08-06
Welcome to #Hugs!
CONGRATULATIONS TO TOMKO AND LLOYD
2016-04-23 - 2016-07-09
Welcome to #Hugs!
Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
2016-04-03 - 2016-04-23
Welcome to #Hugs!
Nothing lasts... but nothing is lost.
2016-03-26 - 2016-04-03
Welcome to #Hugs!
"Mind your own biscuits and Life will be gravy."
2016-03-15 - 2016-03-26
Welcome to #Hugs! Wonder Twin powers active! Form of...Ice-9! Wait, oh shi--
2016-03-09 - 2016-03-15
Welcome to #Hugs! Declare, or shut the fuck up.
2016-03-07 - 2016-03-09
Also be warned that penalties for overdue library books has skyrocketed to 50 cents per day, and, after 30 days, jaw mutilation.
2016-02-03 - 2016-03-07
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present.
2016-01-20 - 2016-02-03
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
I'm Tomko, filling in for Amber, who took off for 8 months to study the migration patterns of our nation's squirrels. She has not been heard from since.
2016-01-12 - 2016-01-20
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
Okay lads, let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice, and take a trip to spaceland!
2016-01-10 - 2016-01-12
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
"Take me," Hermione cried out to Dumbledore. "Take my flesh as your own, you pungent and mighty silver-haired musk ox!" And God wept.
2016-01-07 - 2016-01-10
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
Unlicensed nipples will be confiscated under civil forfeiture law, and the genetic material within used to create a clone army of TV's Webster.
2015-12-26 - 2016-01-07
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
Never be cruel, and never be cowardly. And if you ever are, always make amends.
2015-12-17 - 2015-12-26
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time.
2015-12-11 - 2015-12-17
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
Nothing lasts...but nothing is lost.
2015-12-08 - 2015-12-11
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why you sometimes just feel sad.
Rabble rabble rabble!
2015-12-03 - 2015-12-08
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
It is not enough, apparently, for the #Hugs Postal Service to violently assault our minds with terrifying visions, but they're also intent on bleeding our wallets dry with the 2-cent stamp price increase. For shame.
Rabble rabble rabble!
2015-12-03 (00:10:25 - 21:10:28)
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
It is not enough, apparently, for the #Hugs Postal Service to violently assault our minds with terrifying visions, but they're also intent on bleeding our wallets dry with the 2-cent stamp price increase. For shame.
2015-11-29 - 2015-12-02
Welcome to #Hugs. Hugs are free!
2015-11-25 - 2015-11-29
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
manly iron chesticles of crimson fury
Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.
2015-11-21 - 2015-11-24
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
manly iron chesticles of crimson fury
Failure to register with the #Hugs secret police will result in being painted green and being whipped like a disobedient avocado.
2015-11-21 (01:09:11 - 03:09:10)
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Stay tuned next for an exact word-for-word repeat of this topic, that will seem to you imperceptibly but unshakably different, although you will never be able to explain why.
My cup overfloweth
2015-11-18 - 2015-11-21
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Stay tuned next for an exact word-for-word repeat of this topic, that will seem to you imperceptibly but unshakably different, although you will never be able to explain why.
2015-11-05 - 2015-11-18
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Getting blood out of a stone is actually pretty easy, if you loosen up your definition of 'stone.'
2015-11-05 (21:07:48 - 21:07:48)
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.
2015-11-05 (20:07:47 - 20:07:47)
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Fines for late comments have been raised to $0.50/day, and after 30 days, jaw mutilation.
2015-10-28 - 2015-11-05
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people.
2015-10-10 - 2015-10-28
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Reminder: On Tuesday, it's hornet-free dining at the Olive Garden.
2015-09-09 - 2015-10-10
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
A brief public service announcement. Alligators: can they kill your children? Yes.
2015-02-22 - 2015-09-08
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
There is a antalope under the table, he has the goods.
2015-01-27 - 2015-02-22
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
There is a antalope under the table, he has the goods.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JAKE!
2015-01-09 - 2015-01-27
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
There is a antalope under the table, he has the goods.
We've come too fart to give up who we are. So let's raise the bar, and our cups to the stars!
happy birthday to Tomko -- you're like the sage man to all of us. or at least to me.
2014-12-26 - 2015-01-09
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
There is a antalope under the table, he has the goods.
We've come too fart to give up who we are. So let's raise the bar, and our cups to the stars!
2014-12-24 - 2014-12-26
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Two can keep a secret, if one of them is dead.
There is a antalope under the table, he has the goods.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMBER, THE BEST AMBER WE MERE MORTALS COULD HOPE TO HAVE EVER BEEN IN THE PRESENCE OF!
2014-12-22 - 2014-12-24
Welcome to #Hugs!
*Hugs*
Two can keep a secret, if one of them is dead.
There is a antalope under the table, he has the goods.
Side effects of #Hugs may include: Scruples, Anal Bees, Gibbets, The Waves of Krangor, Male Pregnancy, Dyspepsia, and Nonconsentual Sneezing.