|2018-06-30 - 2018-10-19|
<Sparkie> Melaina 1d20: 3 1 effort <tatterdemalion> Spending XP, or ? :) <Melaina> sure, I've got loads <Melaina> 1d20 NOt on MY watch! <Sparkie> Melaina 1d20: 1 NOt on MY watch! <Melaina> damn it! every time! * Sparkie has missed dice SO MUCH!
|2018-02-23 - 2018-06-30|
<Melaina> "Let's get coffee first, then discus our impending doom, alright?
|2018-01-04 - 2018-02-23|
At least there'll always be cabbages
|2017-12-01 - 2018-01-04|
<Elio> ok screw it, I'm not made of exp
|2017-10-19 - 2017-12-01|
<Thistle> We should shoot him out of a cannon, then he would be Airy Heiry Hairy Gary. But then he'd ger suspicious if we tried it a second time, and he's be Wary Airy Heiry Hairy Gary. But we could allay his suspicions by summoning Queen Mab, making him Fairy Wary Airy Heiry Hairy Gary. and then and then and then....
|2017-10-12 - 2017-10-19|
What it costs for a PC to work for free: <Melaina> "You know how I feel about doing work for free, but gods damn! It was...." she shakes her head then, as if trying to dislodge the memory
|2017-08-24 - 2017-10-12|
* Melaina speaks in a low voice to Luca, "You may wish, if future, to not be so free with telling people we've been in contact with a piece of a god."
|2017-08-17 - 2017-08-24|
<Elio> I have thirty exp ready to deny any and all intrusions
|2017-08-03 - 2017-08-17|
* LucaWilde believes fortune favors the prone
|2017-06-15 - 2017-08-03|
<LucaWilde> a few drinks later, it will definitely be "Guys, I think someone drugged my sangria..." :P
|2017-05-27 - 2017-06-15|
<LucyAdams> "At least I can pass as a cossplayer, Mr. smoke monster."
|2017-05-17 - 2017-05-27|
<Melaina> "It's not generally wise to questoin the aim of the person holding the bow."
|2017-05-11 - 2017-05-17|
* Melaina is making an entrance because she spent all that time typing her description
|2017-05-06 - 2017-05-11|
<Tassicus> oh shit <Tassicus> the game * Tassicus Quit <Sparkie> THAT is proper fear of the dicebot.
|2017-03-16 - 2017-05-06|
<Marker> "People don't build huge hundred-foot tall scowling statues in deep underground caverns for no reason."
|2017-03-02 - 2017-03-16|
<armand> "I'm not criticizing L'tosh at all, but let's suppose that among the shattering, cosmological revelations we're learning today, add the idea that Gods can make mistakes to the list."
|2017-01-26 - 2017-03-02|
<armand> "In the interest of staying alive, I'm willing to adopt Lukan's priorities. I suggest we let him make any critical, ethical decisions... short of martyrdom."
|2017-01-19 - 2017-01-26|
<Krommar> "They waited for us to be drunk" <Krommar> "More of them might have lived if they'd attacked when we were sober."
|2017-01-12 - 2017-01-19|
* Marker ponders. "Oh. I guess that's less terrifying than the idea that lizardmen can body-swap people via biting them. They would have infiltrated every level of government by now."
|2016-12-22 - 2017-01-12|
Armand, Marker, ?. Merchant, Krommar, Lukan .... and then orcs :p
|2016-12-22 (03:12:07 - 04:12:17)|
(insert init order etc. here)
|2016-12-15 - 2016-12-22|
<Thistle> holy cow, Sparkie has HELP FILES?
|2016-11-19 - 2016-12-15|
<Thistle> the dicebot makes a compelling argument
|2016-10-30 - 2016-11-19|
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in tomato salad. - Kentari, 2016
|2016-08-11 - 2016-10-30|
<barking_frog> I used to think the GM was the closest thing to God <barking_frog> it never dawned on me that it's actually the dice
|2016-07-31 - 2016-08-11|
<elt> I just operate under the assumption that Sparkie is a fully-cognizant, superintelligent AI pretending to be a mere dicebot. I consider it hedging my bets.
|2016-07-03 - 2016-07-31|
<Hambaga`^> Hmm from what I know of zombies, if this is one, they don't like fire... Unfortunately I'm a member of the five senses clan, not the fire clan. I'll have to imporovise with the 2nd best thing, which is stabbing him in the head. * Hambaga`^ throws the sticky rice at its eyes to blind it.
|2016-06-06 - 2016-07-03|
<TassGM> Cedric gets needled like 4 times and passes the fuck out, because he's an npc with no real stats at the moment
|2016-06-04 - 2016-06-06|
<Out2lunch> magical flying ponies always get me excited
|2016-04-23 - 2016-06-04|
<Selena`^> "I wouldn't recomend taking him to an island. Tsunamis are a thing."
|2016-04-14 - 2016-04-23|
<Andrea`^> "This isn't those cartoons where you can smart off because you're a chosen one. We're all chosen here, you know?"
|2016-04-02 - 2016-04-14|
<Out2lunch> it is true that when I look into sparkie the world I return to is not the one I left.....
|2016-03-24 - 2016-04-02|
* Esmerelda frowns at Andrea for suggesting the posessor isn't real, but doesn't say anything. One does not irk the person who can simply strand you in Nevada.
|2015-12-27 - 2016-03-24|
<Arlin`^> "I'm fairly certain you're beatable. You wouldn't be here otherwise."
|2015-12-12 - 2015-12-27|
<Thistle> sometimees you hear quotes from previous games and think "wow, I sure missed out on that one!", but other times it's more of a "...dodged a bullet there"
|2015-11-03 - 2015-12-12|
<Thistle> I would like to see, sometime... Sparkie being truly HAPPY for once <Thistle> but maybe he'll need to eat Alcar first.
|2015-09-27 - 2015-11-03|
* Sparkie is NOT a spare. <VVarner> So I shouldn't use you when my car gets a flat? But you're so good at rolling.
|2015-08-23 - 2015-09-27|
<Sparkie> Pingouts will continue until the amount of dice rolled improve.
|2015-07-26 - 2015-08-23|
* Sparkie COULD exterminate the dinosaurs in this game, actually. * Sparkie has a bucket list now.
|2015-04-06 - 2015-07-26|
<Tsukiko> u19 MASSIVE BARRAGE! <Sparkie> Tsukiko u19: 12 from [2, 3, 4, 2, 6, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 4, 1, 5, 1, 4, 1, 3, 6, 3] MASSIVE BARRAGE! <Tsukiko> ...
|2015-03-26 - 2015-04-06|
<Molly> oh right, we've got the giant slug?
|2015-03-24 - 2015-03-26|
|2015-02-15 - 2015-03-24|
<Thistle> pfft. The Dark Side stands no chance against the Force of Unlimited Sugar Highs.
|2015-01-24 - 2015-02-15|
* Sparkie finds most PCs are a huge pile of wasted potential to ROLL MORE DICE. So you all know.
|2014-12-22 - 2015-01-24|
<Ankita> "Yeah, power's great and all, but there's no point in being a dick about it."