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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN

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2020-07-08 (08:00:27 - 08:00:27)
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (07:00:26 - 07:00:26)
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (06:00:28 - 06:00:28)
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (05:00:27 - 05:00:27)
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (04:00:30 - 04:00:30)
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (03:00:30 - 03:00:30)
I had amnesia once or twice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (02:00:27 - 02:00:27)
Is "tired old cliche" one? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (01:00:26 - 01:00:26)
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (00:00:27 - 00:00:27)
I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (22:00:25 - 23:00:26)
Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (21:00:27 - 21:00:27)
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-07
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (19:00:25 - 19:00:25)
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (18:00:25 - 18:00:25)
The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-07
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (16:00:24 - 16:00:24)
"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere" -Tim McGraw Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (15:00:24 - 15:00:24)
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (14:00:24 - 14:00:24)
You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (13:00:24 - 13:00:24)
shutdown -h now Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (12:00:24 - 12:00:24)
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (11:00:23 - 11:00:23)
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (10:00:25 - 10:00:25)
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (09:00:23 - 09:00:23)
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (08:00:22 - 08:00:22)
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (07:00:22 - 07:00:22)
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (06:00:21 - 06:00:21)
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (05:00:22 - 05:00:22)
It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (04:00:23 - 04:00:23)
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (03:00:23 - 03:00:23)
The sky already fell. Now what? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (02:00:22 - 02:00:22)
"Spock, I thought you were dead?" - "No Sir, I Rebooted" Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (01:00:25 - 01:00:25)
You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (00:00:21 - 00:00:21)
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (23:00:21 - 23:00:21)
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (22:00:24 - 22:00:24)
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (21:00:22 - 21:00:22)
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (20:00:20 - 20:00:20)
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (19:00:19 - 19:00:19)
Any program that runs right is obsolete. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (18:00:22 - 18:00:22)
nice to the nerds and geeks in high school - you'll be working for them in the future Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (17:00:19 - 17:00:19)
STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (16:00:19 - 16:00:19)
If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (15:00:20 - 15:00:20)
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above...so I never have to go upstairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 - 2020-07-06
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars
2020-07-06 (13:00:19 - 13:00:19)
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (12:00:20 - 12:00:20)
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (11:00:19 - 11:00:19)
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (10:00:18 - 10:00:18)
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store -- "Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday." -Steven Wright Little Ghos
2020-07-06 (09:00:18 - 09:00:18)
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (08:00:17 - 08:00:17)
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (07:00:17 - 07:00:17)
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (06:00:18 - 06:00:18)
"Great spirits have always encounted violent opposition from those with mediocre minds." -albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (05:00:16 - 05:00:16)
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (04:00:18 - 04:00:18)
All great discoveries are made by mistake. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (03:00:16 - 03:00:16)
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (01:00:15 - 01:00:15)
Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (23:00:16 - 23:00:16)
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (22:00:15 - 22:00:15)
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (21:00:16 - 21:00:16)
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (20:00:15 - 20:00:15)
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (19:00:15 - 19:00:15)
One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak. -G. K. Chesterton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (18:00:15 - 18:00:15)
The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (17:00:14 - 17:00:14)
If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (14:00:15 - 14:00:15)
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (13:00:18 - 13:00:18)
C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-01 - 2020-07-05
The King left us
2020-07-04 - 2020-07-05
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (20:00:10 - 20:00:10)
Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (18:00:11 - 18:00:11)
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (15:00:09 - 15:00:09)
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (13:00:08 - 13:00:08)
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (12:00:10 - 12:00:10)
You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 - 2020-07-04
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (09:00:07 - 09:00:07)
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (07:00:07 - 07:00:07)
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (04:00:06 - 04:00:06)
Buy a Pentium II so you can reboot faster. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (03:00:07 - 03:00:07)
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (01:00:06 - 01:00:06)
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (00:00:06 - 00:00:06)
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (23:00:05 - 23:00:05)
Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (21:00:04 - 21:00:04)
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (20:00:04 - 20:00:04)
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (18:00:04 - 18:00:04)
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (16:00:04 - 16:00:04)
1. Out of clutter, find simplicity 2. From discord, find harmony 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ,(Three rules of work) -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (13:00:02 - 13:00:02)
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (12:00:04 - 12:00:04)
Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration. -Thomas Edison Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (11:00:06 - 11:00:06)
I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (07:00:03 - 07:00:03)
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (06:00:04 - 06:00:04)
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people........ Hmmm wonder who said that.. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (04:00:02 - 04:00:02)
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (03:00:01 - 03:00:01)
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-06-26 - 2020-07-01
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2020-06-27 - 2020-06-28
Random quotes can be most effecatious
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-05 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven WrightLittle Ghost Bot
2020-06-17 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak. -G. K. Chesterton
2020-06-12 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg The wound is the place where the Light enters you. ― Rumi
2019-04-28 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-18 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-14 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-24 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Pisg STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-24 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. ― Rumi
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg What you seek is seeking you. ― Mawlana Jalal-al-Din Rumi
2020-06-09 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time steady eye. -Winston Churchill
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Pisg You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-04 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-25 (06:59:20 - 18:59:21)
Welcome to #Pisg Genius, in truth, means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. -William James
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-09 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg Life is:'trying things to see if they work' -Ray Bradbury
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free. -Nikos Kazantzakis
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway
2019-04-25 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-15 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-04 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Pisg My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-14 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-05 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-04 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-23 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-05 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg 1. Out of clutter, find simplicity 2. From discord, find harmony 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ,(Three rules of work) -Albert Einstein
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. -Anon
2019-11-02 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Pisg I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-23 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-02 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-11 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about. ― Rumi
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-15 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion. ― Rumi
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Pisg I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. ― Rumi
2019-04-24 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-28 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-23 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-13 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare; My business is to create. -William Blake
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Pisg Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-24 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-28 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Pisg Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Pisg The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Pisg The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Pisg "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Pisg If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished? ― Rumi
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Pisg If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Pisg RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Pisg Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. -Bash
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Pisg Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso
2020-06-12 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Pisg If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. -William Blake
2020-06-11 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Pisg In the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start. -William James
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Pisg What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Pisg Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Pisg Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-09 - 2020-06-17
Welcome to #Pisg When the way comes to an end, then change - having changed, you pass through. -I Ching
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-17
Welcome to #Pisg Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-23 - 2020-06-16
Welcome to #Pisg Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-09 - 2020-06-15
Welcome to #Pisg It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end -Ursula K. Le Guin
2020-06-09 - 2020-06-14
Welcome to #Pisg Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-13
Welcome to #Pisg "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2019-05-06 - 2020-06-13
Welcome to #Pisg CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-12 (09:58:06 - 09:58:06)
Welcome to #Pisg I'm not young enough to know everything. -J. M. Barrie
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-11
Welcome to #Pisg I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2019-04-23