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I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN

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2020-07-06 - 2020-07-15
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (05:01:04 - 05:01:04)
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-15
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-15
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 - 2020-07-15
A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool does from his friends Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-15
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (00:01:04 - 00:01:04)
Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (23:01:05 - 23:01:05)
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-14
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-14
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (20:01:03 - 20:01:03)
It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (18:01:07 - 18:01:07)
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-14
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (16:01:03 - 16:01:03)
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (15:01:05 - 15:01:05)
When the way comes to an end, then change - having changed, you pass through. -I Ching Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (14:01:04 - 14:01:04)
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (13:01:04 - 13:01:04)
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (12:01:03 - 12:01:03)
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (11:01:02 - 11:01:02)
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (10:01:01 - 10:01:01)
Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for further development. Julius Sextus Frontinus Source: Highly regarded engineer in Rome, 1st century A.D. > Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-14
I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (08:01:01 - 08:01:01)
You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (07:01:01 - 07:01:01)
If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (06:01:01 - 06:01:01)
"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought." -Bash Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-14
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (04:01:01 - 04:01:01)
You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (03:01:02 - 03:01:02)
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-14
Whether you believe you can, or whether you believe you can't, you're absolutely right. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (01:01:00 - 01:01:00)
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (00:00:59 - 00:00:59)
The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (23:00:59 - 23:00:59)
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (22:00:58 - 22:00:58)
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (21:01:00 - 21:01:00)
If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (20:00:58 - 20:00:58)
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-13
The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (17:00:57 - 18:01:02)
If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-13
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (15:01:03 - 15:01:03)
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (14:00:57 - 14:00:57)
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-13
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (12:00:58 - 12:00:58)
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-13
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (09:00:56 - 09:00:56)
You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (08:00:59 - 08:00:59)
"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." -Lee Iacocca Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (07:00:56 - 07:00:56)
The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (06:00:55 - 06:00:55)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (05:00:55 - 05:00:55)
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-13
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (02:00:55 - 02:00:55)
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (00:00:57 - 00:00:57)
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (22:00:52 - 22:00:52)
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (21:00:53 - 21:00:53)
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (19:00:52 - 19:00:52)
What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (18:00:52 - 18:00:52)
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."- Mencius Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (16:00:52 - 16:00:52)
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (15:00:51 - 15:00:51)
If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (14:00:55 - 14:00:55)
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (13:00:50 - 13:00:50)
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (12:00:51 - 12:00:51)
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (10:00:50 - 10:00:50)
The map is not the territory -Alfred Korzbyski Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (09:00:49 - 09:00:49)
"Great spirits have always encounted violent opposition from those with mediocre minds." -albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (08:00:49 - 08:00:49)
"I undoubtedly have deserved my enemies, but I doubt I have deserved my friends." -Walt Whitman Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (07:00:49 - 07:00:49)
I had amnesia once or twice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (06:00:49 - 06:00:49)
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-12
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-12
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-12
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (02:00:48 - 02:00:48)
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-12
"A successful work of art is not one which resolves contradictions in a spurious harmony, but one which expresses the idea of harmony negatively by embodying the contradictions, pure and uncompromised, in its innermost structure." -Theodore Adorno Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (00:00:48 - 00:00:48)
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. Wha
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-11
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-11
The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (21:00:49 - 21:00:49)
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (17:00:47 - 20:00:47)
STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-11
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-11
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-11
Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (15:00:45 - 15:00:45)
Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (14:00:49 - 14:00:49)
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (13:00:50 - 13:00:50)
"I'm not young enough to know everything." -J. M. Barrie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-01 - 2020-07-11
The King left us
2020-07-11 (11:00:45 - 11:00:45)
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (10:00:46 - 10:00:46)
Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (09:00:45 - 09:00:45)
"So, do you live around here often?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (08:00:45 - 08:00:45)
"Silence is Foo." -Woody Woodpecker Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (07:00:44 - 07:00:44)
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (06:00:44 - 06:00:44)
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (05:00:44 - 05:00:44)
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-11
No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going. -Oliver Cromwell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (03:00:44 - 03:00:44)
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (02:00:42 - 02:00:42)
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (01:00:42 - 01:00:42)
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-11
Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (23:00:41 - 23:00:41)
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (22:00:42 - 22:00:42)
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-10
"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history." -George Bernard Shaw Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-10
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (19:00:41 - 19:00:41)
"#define QUESTION ((bb)
!(bb)) - Shakespeare."
Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-10
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-10
My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (12:00:39 - 13:01:16)
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (09:00:43 - 09:00:43)
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (08:00:42 - 08:00:42)
"Spock, I thought you were dead?" - "No Sir, I Rebooted" Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-10
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (02:00:37 - 02:00:37)
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (01:00:37 - 01:00:37)
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-10
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-09
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-09
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (21:00:35 - 21:00:35)
If only women came with pull-down menus and online help. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (20:00:36 - 20:00:36)
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (19:00:35 - 19:00:35)
Hey! It compiles! Ship it! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (18:00:34 - 18:00:34)
Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-09
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-09
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (13:00:33 - 13:00:33)
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (12:00:33 - 12:00:33)
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (11:00:34 - 11:00:34)
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (09:00:33 - 09:00:33)
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (08:00:32 - 08:00:32)
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (07:00:33 - 07:00:33)
The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (06:00:32 - 06:00:32)
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (05:00:32 - 05:00:32)
It hurts to be on the cutting edge. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (04:00:32 - 04:00:32)
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (03:00:32 - 03:00:32)
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (02:00:35 - 02:00:35)
We waste time, so you don't have to. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (00:00:30 - 00:00:30)
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (23:00:31 - 23:00:31)
Are w#e b.ug free yet?!@! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (20:00:30 - 20:00:30)
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (19:00:31 - 19:00:31)
The sky already fell. Now what? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (18:00:35 - 18:00:35)
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (17:00:28 - 17:00:28)
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (16:00:29 - 16:00:29)
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (15:00:29 - 15:00:29)
Another megabytes the dust. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (14:00:28 - 14:00:28)
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (13:00:27 - 13:00:27)
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (09:00:28 - 10:00:28)
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (04:00:31 - 04:00:31)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (03:00:31 - 03:00:31)
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (02:00:27 - 02:00:27)
Cannot join #real_life (invite only) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-08
I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (23:00:25 - 23:00:25)
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (22:00:26 - 22:00:26)
Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran). Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (21:00:27 - 21:00:27)
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (20:00:27 - 20:00:27)
When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (19:00:25 - 19:00:25)
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (16:00:24 - 16:00:24)
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-07
What are imitation rhinestones? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (14:00:25 - 14:00:25)
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (13:00:25 - 13:00:25)
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (12:00:24 - 12:00:24)
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (11:00:24 - 11:00:24)
"...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (09:00:24 - 09:00:24)
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (08:00:21 - 08:00:21)
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (07:00:22 - 07:00:22)
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (06:00:21 - 06:00:21)
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (04:00:23 - 04:00:23)
Press CTRL + !@#$#@^#$&!@%& to continue ... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (03:00:22 - 03:00:22)
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (02:00:21 - 02:00:21)
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (01:00:24 - 01:00:24)
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (00:00:21 - 00:00:21)
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (21:00:22 - 21:00:22)
Succeed in spite of management. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (17:00:20 - 17:00:20)
Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (16:00:19 - 16:00:19)
I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (15:00:20 - 15:00:20)
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (13:00:19 - 13:00:19)
E-mail returned to sender: insufficient voltage. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (12:00:20 - 12:00:20)
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (11:00:18 - 11:00:18)
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (09:00:18 - 09:00:18)
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (08:00:17 - 08:00:17)
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (05:00:17 - 05:00:17)
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (04:00:18 - 04:00:18)
There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (02:00:16 - 02:00:16)
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (01:00:16 - 01:00:16)
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (23:00:16 - 23:00:16)
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (22:00:16 - 22:00:16)
My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (21:00:16 - 21:00:16)
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds *amazing*. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-07-05 (20:00:16 - 20:00:16)
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (19:00:15 - 19:00:15)
Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (18:00:14 - 18:00:14)
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above...so I never have to go upstairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (17:00:15 - 17:00:15)
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." -Charles Caleb Colton Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (15:00:19 - 15:00:19)
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (14:00:16 - 14:00:16)
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (13:00:19 - 13:00:19)
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (20:00:10 - 22:00:12)
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (19:00:14 - 19:00:14)
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (18:00:11 - 18:00:11)
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (17:00:10 - 17:00:10)
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (16:00:10 - 16:00:10)
I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (15:00:09 - 15:00:09)
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (13:00:09 - 13:00:09)
"...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (12:00:10 - 12:00:10)
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (04:00:06 - 11:00:08)
Hit any user to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (10:00:08 - 10:00:08)
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McCartney Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (09:00:08 - 09:00:08)
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (07:00:07 - 07:00:07)
User abort with 5 Ctrl-C's Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (05:00:11 - 06:00:06)
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (02:00:06 - 02:00:06)
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (01:00:06 - 01:00:06)
I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (00:00:05 - 00:00:05)
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (23:00:05 - 23:00:05)
I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (21:00:04 - 21:00:04)
It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end -Ursula K. Le Guin Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (20:00:05 - 20:00:05)
It hurts to be on the cutting edge. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (19:00:05 - 19:00:05)
'Despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage..' Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (17:00:08 - 17:00:08)
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (16:00:05 - 16:00:05)
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (15:00:04 - 15:00:04)
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." -Winnie the Pooh Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (13:00:02 - 13:00:02)
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (12:00:04 - 12:00:04)
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (10:00:10 - 11:00:07)
Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (09:00:05 - 09:00:05)
Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (08:00:03 - 08:00:03)
I can't stop thinking like this. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (07:00:03 - 07:00:03)
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (06:00:04 - 06:00:04)
What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (05:00:02 - 05:00:02)
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (04:00:03 - 04:00:03)
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (03:00:01 - 03:00:01)
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (02:00:00 - 02:00:00)
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Little Ghost ZNC By LGN
2020-06-26 - 2020-07-01
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2020-06-27 - 2020-07-01
Random quotes can be most effecatious
2020-06-11 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. ― Rumi
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free. -Nikos Kazantzakis
2019-04-23 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-13 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-16 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-10 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished? ― Rumi
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion. ― Rumi
2019-11-07 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-25 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-15 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi Genius, in truth, means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. -William James
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs
2020-06-23 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi The wound is the place where the Light enters you. ― Rumi
2019-11-06 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Farsi The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-10 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare; My business is to create. -William Blake
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-06 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-11 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven WrightLittle Ghost Bot
2020-06-26 (19:59:27 - 19:59:27)
Welcome to #Farsi No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time steady eye. -Winston Churchill
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-17 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. -Anon
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-24 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-25 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end -Ursula K. Le Guin
2019-05-02 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Farsi What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-26 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-06 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot
2019-05-01 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-28 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Farsi GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-23 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-21 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra
2020-06-16 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi Life is:'trying things to see if they work' -Ray Bradbury
2019-11-05 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-25 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-26 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi 1. Out of clutter, find simplicity 2. From discord, find harmony 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ,(Three rules of work) -Albert Einstein
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-04 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Farsi I'm not young enough to know everything. -J. M. Barrie
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Farsi Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-09 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Farsi You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Farsi The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Farsi Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Farsi Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem
2020-06-12 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Farsi In the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start. -William James
2019-04-25 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-16 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. -Bash
2019-11-18 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Farsi Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell
2020-06-15 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Farsi What you seek is seeking you. ― Mawlana Jalal-al-Din Rumi
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Farsi Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Farsi If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-22 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Farsi Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Farsi One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Farsi To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Farsi I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Farsi Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-19 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Farsi EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Farsi If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Farsi Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso
2019-04-23 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Farsi You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Farsi If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Farsi If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Farsi Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. ― Rumi
2020-06-10 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Farsi One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak. -G. K. Chesterton
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Farsi TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-10 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Farsi To live is to have problems and to solve problems is to grow intellectually -J. P. Guilford
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Farsi You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-13 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Farsi When the way comes to an end, then change - having changed, you pass through. -I Ching
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-16
Welcome to #Farsi I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-16
Welcome to #Farsi "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-07 - 2020-06-15
Welcome to #Farsi My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-15
Welcome to #Farsi INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-20 - 2020-06-14
Welcome to #Farsi The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-12 (08:58:05 - 08:58:05)
Welcome to #Farsi When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about. ― Rumi
2019-05-04 - 2020-06-12
Welcome to #Farsi COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2019-04-21 - 2020-06-11
Welcome to #Farsi Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot
2018-08-17 - 2019-09-29