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Without arabs we never would've had 9/11. It would still be IX/XI. https://www.change.org/p/dalnet-remeve-ayukawa-oline

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2017-11-08 - 2017-11-20
Without arabs we never would've had 9/11. It would still be IX/XI. https://www.change.org/p/dalnet-remeve-ayukawa-oline
2017-11-07 - 2017-11-08
Farts must be incredibly stressful if you're deaf. https://www.change.org/p/dalnet-remeve-ayukawa-oline
2017-11-03 - 2017-11-07
If I had 50¢ for every time someone told me I suck at math, I'd have $7.20. https://www.change.org/p/dalnet-remeve-ayukawa-oline
2017-11-02 - 2017-11-03
Perhaps Chris Hansen should host the Oscars this year. https://www.change.org/p/dalnet-remeve-ayukawa-oline
2017-11-01 - 2017-11-02
Long live the British Royal Satanists! (And their little stubby-legged dogs, too!) https://www.change.org/p/dalnet-remeve-ayukawa-oline
2017-11-01 - 2017-11-02
Long live OUR British Royal Satanists! (And their little stubby-legged dogs, too!) https://www.change.org/p/dalnet-remeve-ayukawa-oline
2017-10-26 - 2017-11-01
2017-10-17 - 2017-10-26
Porn stars must make less money than we think. They never have the money to pay for the pizza.
2017-10-09 - 2017-10-17
What if Mike is really short for Micycle?
2017-10-06 - 2017-10-09
Beef jerky is nothing more than cow raisins.
2017-10-03 - 2017-10-06
Tom Petty was reported dead, then not dead, which makes sense because you can stand him up at the gates of hell but he won't back down.
2017-09-28 - 2017-10-03
RIP Hugh Hefner, a man who died doing what he loved most... Having a stroke.
2017-09-27 - 2017-09-28
When you say "poop", your mouth moves in the same way your anus does when you poop. The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".
2017-09-20 - 2017-09-27
If Hurricane José and Hurricane María collide, the resultant hurricane should be named Hurricane Jesús
2017-09-19 - 2017-09-20
I guess all the Toys R Us kids finally DID grow up.
2017-09-08 - 2017-09-19
With the rise of self-driving vehicles these days, it's only a matter of time before there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him.
2017-09-07 - 2017-09-08
The biggest step in a new relationship isn't the first kiss, it's the first fart.
2017-08-29 - 2017-09-07
During the Nineties, "Flipping mice over and picking the hair off their balls" went from being a bizarre fetish to a normal computer maintenance chore.
2017-08-25 - 2017-08-29
If I were a ghost, I would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started masturbating.
2017-08-24 - 2017-08-25
They say dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies who would stare directly into my eyes as they shit on my carpet.
Happy birthday LilMiss
2017-08-18 - 2017-08-23
They say dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies who would stare directly into my eyes as they shit on my carpet.
RIP sfx321 http://blog.radiomeltdown.net/2017/07/rip-sfx321.html
2017-08-11 - 2017-08-18
Typically, a buttload of dildos is only one dildo.
RIP sfx321 http://blog.radiomeltdown.net/2017/07/rip-sfx321.html
2017-07-31 - 2017-08-11
After finishing school with a degree in a computer related field, everyone I know and many that I don't have asked me to do free work on their computers. Now I wish I had gone to school for gynecology instead.
RIP sfx321 http://blog.radiomeltdown.net/2017/07/rip-sfx321.html
2017-07-31 (15:06:18 - 15:06:18)
After finishing school with a degree in a computer related field, everyone I know and many that I don't have asked me to do free work on their computers. Now I wish I had gone to school for gynecology instead.
2017-07-26 - 2017-07-31
I got caught masturbating to an optical illusion. All I could do just blurt out "It's not what it looks like!"
Happy belated birthday Meri`
2017-07-21 - 2017-07-26
I got caught masturbating to an optical illusion. All I could do just blurt out "It's not what it looks like!"
2017-07-06 - 2017-07-21
How does Ariel from The Little Mermaid decide which creatures are friends and which ones are her bra?
2017-06-26 - 2017-07-06
You can't spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits.
2017-06-16 - 2017-06-26
My mouth has been on every single orifice my wife has, yet I still wipe the neck of any bottle of drink we share.
2017-06-12 - 2017-06-16
Making your own beer is like making your own porn. You can let an expert make it at a higher quality for you, but making it yourself is much more satisfying. Both bother the wife a little.
2017-06-06 - 2017-06-12
I never liked the fact that X-Men would only show the mutants who had useful powers. They never talk about the struggle of the guy who’s right arm is a fully functional horse penis from the elbow down or the woman with the head, neck, and intelligence of a goose.
2017-05-31 - 2017-06-06
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump dropped his phone mid-tweet. Analysis starts at 9pm EST. Film at 11.
2017-05-23 - 2017-05-31
It seems like our best and brightest are shaping fictional worlds, while our worst and dullest are shaping the real one.
2017-05-22 - 2017-05-23
I bet opera singers have beautiful sounding orgasms.
2017-05-19 - 2017-05-22
Congress will never impeach Donald Trump, because Republicans are insistent that every baby be carried to full term.
2017-05-17 - 2017-05-19
Congress will never impeach Donald Trump, because Republicans are insistant that every baby be carried to full term.
2017-05-12 - 2017-05-17
Have we as a species just universally agreed that Snoop Dogg can hit a blunt whenever and wherever he wants?
2017-05-11 - 2017-05-12
Children play with realistic dolls of baby humans all the time, but if I want a realistic doll of an adult human I'm the weird one.
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-11
Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and they all want to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
2017-04-28 (12:45:11 - 20:45:14)
CPR is literally trying to beat the death out of someone
Happy birthday lulu`! Your multipass is in the mail.
2017-04-26 - 2017-04-28
CPR is literally trying to beat the death out of someone
2017-04-21 - 2017-04-26
You can't lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't return, you've just lost a normal pigeon.
2017-04-19 - 2017-04-21
Breaking News: Aaron Hernandez is out indefinitely with a severe neck injury
2017-04-10 - 2017-04-19
Altoids have been produced since the 1920's and yet we're still curious about their strength
2017-04-05 - 2017-04-10
People who say "I'm not made of money!" don't seem to be aware of the prices human organs can fetch on the black market.
Happy Birthday ouch
2017-04-05 (14:48:08 - 14:48:08)
People who say "I'm not made of money!" don't seem to be aware of the prices human organs can fetch on the black market.
2017-03-31 - 2017-04-05
If Gordon Ramsay was eaten by cannibals he'd probably be more disgusted at how they cooked him than the fact that they cooked him at all.
2017-03-28 - 2017-03-31
Maybe if everybody emails a copy of the US Constitution to somebody else, someone at the NSA will finally read it.
2017-03-28 (15:06:36 - 16:06:33)
Water is just a portal to a universe where you can fly, but you can't breathe.
2017-03-23 - 2017-03-28
Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.
2017-03-23 (15:06:01 - 17:06:17)
We make fun of people Instagramming their food, but lest we forget that, during the Renaissance, lots of artists were just painting bowls of fruit.
2017-03-21 - 2017-03-23
We don't have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don't trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.
2017-03-17 - 2017-03-21
Anyone who talks about "the luck of the Irish" doesn't know much about Irish history...
2017-03-14 - 2017-03-17
Happy Steak & A Blowjob Day
http://imgur.com/a/f08zW
2017-03-12 - 2017-03-14
If your nick is John68 I assume you're 49 years old, if it's John69 I assume you're 12.
http://imgur.com/a/f08zW
2017-03-10 - 2017-03-12
If your nick is John68 I assume you're 49 years old, if it's John69 I assume you're 12.
2017-03-06 - 2017-03-10
Duct tape can turn any "no, no, no" into an "mmm, mmm, mmm"
2017-03-01 - 2017-03-06
I will lay in bed all morning uncomfortably holding in pee to avoid being uncomfortable for two minutes to just get up and pee.
2017-02-21 - 2017-03-01
Stephen Hawking is like a gamer who put all of his skill points in intelligence.
2017-02-14 - 2017-02-21
When I was a kid I thought I could eat pizza every single day and not get sick of it and now that I'm an adult it turns out I was right.
2017-02-07 - 2017-02-14
Taylor Swift has tons of songs about being broken up with, but zero songs about blowjobs. You do the math.
2017-02-06 - 2017-02-07
If humans can't fully communicate with any other species on earth, then why do we think we would be able to communicate with aliens if they visited?
2017-02-02 - 2017-02-06
A lot of people like big butts. Sir Mixalot's inability to lie is much more interesting.
2017-02-01 - 2017-02-02
Old peoples' skin sags because it's being pulled toward the underworld.
2017-01-27 - 2017-02-01
Donald Trump is not a sex-offender. He is an Alternative Romantic.
2017-01-24 - 2017-01-27
A limbo champion walked into a bar. He was immediately disqualified.
2017-01-20 - 2017-01-24
Mr. Peanut is an artistocrat that sells dead, dry roasted members of his own species.
2017-01-19 - 2017-01-20
Are Gremlins all synchronized regarding the "no food after midnight" rule or do they adjust to their own timezone?
2017-01-17 - 2017-01-19
Technically, the only things anybody really enjoys are serotonin, dopamine, and endorphins.
2017-01-17 (15:15:26 - 15:15:26)
Technically, the only things anybody really enjoys are seratonin, dopamine, and endorphins.
2017-01-04 - 2017-01-17
In a binary world, there are 10 sides to every story.
2016-12-29 - 2017-01-04
This channel does not qualify as a "safe space".
The views and opinions expressed in this channel may not represent the views and opinions of the person speaking them.
THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS
2016-12-28 - 2016-12-29
When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery", they probably mean cars, but I immediately think of forklifts.
The views and opinions expressed in this channel may not represent the views and opinions of the person speaking them.
THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS
2016-12-27 - 2016-12-28
Spoiler Alert: Carrie Fisher dies at the end of Rogue One.
The views and opinions expressed in this channel may not represent the views and opinions of the person speaking them.
THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS
2016-12-26 - 2016-12-27
The views and opinions expressed in this channel may not represent the views and opinions of the person speaking them. THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS
2016-12-20 - 2016-12-26
The views and opinions expressed in this channel may not represent the views and opinions of the person speaking them.
2016-12-19 - 2016-12-20
A very long time ago, exactly one cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.
2016-12-13 - 2016-12-19
You can pet a dog for hours and no one bats an eye but if you rub your hand on a couch because it feels good people will think you are tripping
2016-12-05 - 2016-12-13
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but a moving ceiling fan gathers dust like a motherfucker
2016-12-02 - 2016-12-05
If you ever feel mad that you missed out on something cool, just remember that Michael Collins flew all the way to the moon on Apollo 11, just to stay in orbit while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first humans to walk on the moon
2016-12-01 - 2016-12-02
Walking is just a controlled loss of balance.
2016-11-30 - 2016-12-01
It doesn't kill people to say hello once in a while! <- Unless you're in a room with a guy banging a machete on the table yelling "I'm murdering the next motherfucker to speak!"
2016-11-30 (14:09:44 - 15:09:45)
It doesn't kill people to say hello once in a while!
2016-11-29 - 2016-11-30
Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a source of light.
2016-11-27 - 2016-11-29
Poor Fidel Castro... He spent his entire life fighting capitalism, and died on Black Friday.
2016-11-26 - 2016-11-27
Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones!
2016-11-22 - 2016-11-26
Say what you want about the craftsmanship of the Titanic, but its been at the bottom of the ocean for all these years, and the pool is still full!
2016-11-17 - 2016-11-22
Bishop Brian Tamaki has blamed gay people for New Zealand earthquakes. How hard does he think they were ramming each other?!
2016-11-16 - 2016-11-17
SplitServ and ouch have gone out to protest Donald Trump. They should be back tomorrow.
2016-11-15 - 2016-11-16
If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, stockholm syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.
2016-11-09 - 2016-11-15
Linus was right! The great pumpkin IS real, and just became president of the United States.
2016-11-09 (00:10:42 - 18:10:41)
Ditcher, Quick, & Hyde. Divorce Lawyers.
2016-11-07 - 2016-11-08
If you ever think your job is pointless, just remember that right now somebody is installing turn signals onto a BMW.
2016-10-28 - 2016-11-07
If Hillary Clinton is elected, I certainly hope she gets better interns than her husband did. His just sucked.
2016-11-04 - 2016-11-05
If Hillary Clinton is elected, I certainly hope she gets better interns than her husband did. His just sucked. -/- Happy Birthday Faff!
2016-10-26 - 2016-10-28
Losing your car keys in your house is the adult version of being grounded until you clean.
2016-10-25 - 2016-10-26
The one thing porn and football have in common is ass slapping when someone is doing an outstanding job.
2016-10-19 - 2016-10-25
A screenshot of you playing the original Super Mario Bros. on your computer is thousands of times larger then the game itself.
Happy birthday Rand.
2016-10-18 - 2016-10-19
You never wash your belt, yet it's one of the first things you touch after wiping your ass. Ponder that for a moment.
2016-10-16 - 2016-10-18
October 13th is No Bra Day. Liberate yourself. Send proof to Ayukawa. (.)(.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOKI!! <3
2016-10-13 - 2016-10-16
October 13th is No Bra Day. Liberate yourself. Send proof to Ayukawa. (.)(.)
2016-10-12 - 2016-10-13
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, isn't EVERY country a third-world country?
2016-10-10 - 2016-10-12
There's a huge difference between being a dick and being a pussy, but there's no difference between being a dick and being a cunt.
2016-10-05 - 2016-10-10
Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, thank goodness it's the yawn.
2016-10-04 - 2016-10-05
Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.
2016-09-29 - 2016-10-04
I just found out I am color blind. The diagnosis came right out of the green.
2016-09-28 - 2016-09-29
We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.
2016-09-27 - 2016-09-28
That annoying scramble bug where it occasionally ignores the right answer, has been fixed thanks to HaYaa :)
2016-09-27 (17:15:02 - 18:15:01)
That annoying scramble bug where it occasionally ignores the right answer has been fixed thanks to HaYaa :)
2016-09-26 - 2016-09-27
Pets are nothing more than kidnapped animals with Stockholm Syndrome.
2016-09-22 - 2016-09-26
To the person who invented zero: Thanks for nothing.
2016-09-21 - 2016-09-22
Mona Lisa was the first Kardashian, famous for nothing.
2016-09-19 - 2016-09-21
"Where are you?" is probably the LEAST used phrase in sign language.
2016-09-13 - 2016-09-19
The fact more people die from vending machines falling on them than from shark attacks is supposed to make me less afraid of sharks. Instead I've developed an irrational fear of vending machines.
2016-09-12 - 2016-09-13
Think about how dangerous and bizarre Walmart would be if it were as poorly lit as Hollister.
2016-09-08 - 2016-09-12
If the Mayans had ended their calendar in 2016 instead of 2012, it would have been a lot more believable.
2016-09-06 - 2016-09-08
Remember, if you suddenly shrunk down to the size of a rodent, your cat wouldn't hesitate for a second before eating you.
2016-08-29 - 2016-09-06
I used to worry that I was spending my life flitting from idea to idea, learning just enough to sound credible but with no real depth of knowledge. Turns out I was just training for IRC.
2016-08-25 - 2016-08-29
7 movies and R2-D2 never said a single thing that didn't get censored.
2016-08-24 - 2016-08-25
I bet I'd be more productive if my to-do lists were labeled as "Active Quests" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILMISS!!! <3 <3 <3
2016-08-23 - 2016-08-24
I bet I'd be more productive if my to-do lists were labeled as "Active Quests"
2016-08-18 - 2016-08-23
Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
2016-08-17 - 2016-08-18
Massaging shower heads are assholes. They promise to make you all clean and relaxed, but then they go fuck your girlfriend.
2016-08-15 - 2016-08-17
Having sex with a horse is legal in more states than smoking Marijuana. God bless America.
2016-08-11 - 2016-08-15
If ignorance is bliss, why do all the Trump supporters seem so angry?!
2016-08-08 - 2016-08-11
Dogs are just wolves who sold out to The Man.
2016-08-08 (05:05:03 - 16:05:07)
It's kinda weird that we can't tickle ourselves, but things would be much worse if we couldn't give ourselves orgasms.
2016-08-03 - 2016-08-08
IRC has made me love people I've never met. Facebook has made me hate people I've known my entire life.
2015-05-21 - 2016-08-03
2016-08-02 - 2016-08-03
If I die in my sleep people will say "at least he died doing something he loved".
2016-07-29 - 2016-08-02
I am just a penis. The rest of me is just there to make sure my penis survives long enough to make more penises.
2016-07-28 - 2016-07-29
I hope I'm nowhere near a vibrator factory when the machines decide to rise up against the humans.
2016-07-27 - 2016-07-28
I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the world together, but take a look around... !top5 and !top10 now work for scramble.
2016-07-25 - 2016-07-27
In Grand Theft Auto, you only get shot if actually brandishing a weapon or comitting a crime. GTA is less violent than real life. !top5 and !top10 now work for scramble.
2016-07-22 - 2016-07-25
The next time you kiss somebody, just remember that you're basically forming a long tube with an asshole at each end.
2016-07-22 (17:26:02 - 17:26:02)
According to the Bible, abstinence isn't 100% effective against pregnancy.
2016-07-21 - 2016-07-22
Cinderella must have a hard time shopping for shoes if literally no one else in the kingdom had her size
2016-07-20 - 2016-07-21
You could've possibly avoided future spankings as a child by saying "Spank me harder, Daddy" after the first one.
2016-07-19 - 2016-07-20
My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over sex.
2016-07-18 - 2016-07-19
Pokeman Go is the greatest thing to happen to America's knowledge of the metric system since drugs.
2016-07-15 - 2016-07-18
As a Pink Floyd fan, nothing angers me quite as much as seeing a vegetarian eating pudding.
2016-07-12 - 2016-07-15
Heat, Pressure, and Time. The three things that make a diamond, are also the three things that make a waffle.
2016-07-11 - 2016-07-12
Dildo. The original selfie-stick.
2016-07-07 - 2016-07-10
Fifteen years ago, if anyone told me I'd spend so much time reading the encyclopaedia, by choice and for so many random entries, I wouldn't have believed them. Then came Wikipedia.
2016-07-06 - 2016-07-07
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you, asshole.
2016-07-05 - 2016-07-06
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great quote, but it's not the best way to tell your son you're putting him up for adoption.
2016-07-04 - 2016-07-05
Happy 4th of July for those of you with freedom!
2016-06-30 - 2016-07-04
Nipples are great! Without them, tits would be pointless!
2016-06-30 (13:07:55 - 18:07:57)
Right now, someone in the United States has no clue that this is his last weekend with all 10 fingers.
2016-06-29 - 2016-06-30
Mario Kart should have been named Mario Speedwagon.
2016-06-28 - 2016-06-29
Stop drop and roll training in school led me to believe I'd be catching fire a lot more often.
2016-06-26 - 2016-06-28
Sesame Street taught me a lot of things, except the one thing I kept asking about... How to get there.
2016-06-23 - 2016-06-25
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm using my hand, but thinking of you.
2016-06-22 - 2016-06-23
Dogs are great because they could rip you apart and eat you but they don't because they want belly rubs instead.
2016-06-22 (19:25:55 - 19:25:55)
Today is international yoga day. Get bent. ***HAPPY BDAY YOKWENESS!!** https://i.redd.it/7ujj09dnwt4x.jpg
2016-06-21 - 2016-06-22
Today is international yoga day. Get bent. ***HAPPY BDAY YOKWENESS!!**
2016-06-21 (17:25:50 - 17:25:50)
Today is international yoga day. Get bent.
2016-06-20 - 2016-06-21
Barn Owls must've been stoked when the barn was finally invented.
2016-06-20 (05:25:43 - 05:25:43)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2016-06-19 - 2016-06-20
If we could predict the day of an earthquake but not the the exact time, those days would be great to play an intense game of Jenga.
2016-06-17 - 2016-06-18
It feels unfair that women's breasts get bigger when they gain weight but that the same thing doesn't happen to my penis.
2016-06-16 - 2016-06-17
You can tell a lot about a woman by her ankles. For example, if they're on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
2016-06-15 - 2016-06-16
Remember, premarital sex isn't really premarital sex if you never get married.
2016-06-14 - 2016-06-15
* Ayukawa has kicked ds_ from #centralcafe ( I swear to god if you ruin my setup again I will rape your ballsack with a cheesegrater )
2016-06-14 (00:25:28 - 03:25:09)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy feels a lot less science fiction-y when you realize the guidebook is really just a smartphone
2016-06-10 - 2016-06-13
If all men get a boner every morning, then it means humanity has been doing an unending boner wave around the earth since forever.
2016-06-08 - 2016-06-10
This channel just spent over ten minutes discussing the abilities and advantages of a fart wizard.
2016-06-08 (17:24:40 - 17:24:40)
All my life I've wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand. Unfortunately Parkinson's beat me to it.
2016-06-07 - 2016-06-08
We named all the other planets after gods, then went and named our own "dirt".
2016-06-06 - 2016-06-07
According to common wisdom it's fine to go to a bar, get drunk, meet a stranger, take her to your home, have sex, and fall asleep together, but very unsafe to tell someone on the internet your last name.
2016-06-04 - 2016-06-06
"It's Raining Men," and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor," are about the same event, but wildly different perspectives.
2016-06-03 - 2016-06-04
Batman only fights crime at night because otherwise he would have weird and obvious tanlines.
2016-06-03 (08:24:11 - 11:24:13)
LaoTzu is looking for a new shoulder. Applicants will be answered in the order in which they were received.
2016-06-02 - 2016-06-03
Most of the noises that you hear outside in rural areas are animals screaming "please fuck me!" as loud as they can.
2016-06-01 - 2016-06-02
If Elon Musk really is our Tony Stark, we should trap him in a cave until he creates a fusion reactor
2016-05-31 - 2016-06-01
MOO
2016-05-29 - 2016-05-31
The penis is essentially a hydraulic sperm-cannon made of meat.
2016-05-25 - 2016-05-29
We are all Jeff here.
2016-05-24 - 2016-05-25
We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons..
2016-05-24 (12:43:39 - 15:43:39)
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.
2016-05-23 - 2016-05-24
Happy 21st birthday Awena! We love you!!! <3
2016-05-20 - 2016-05-23
And on the twentieth day of the fifth month of the year two thousand sixteen, we lost our friend Gothess for she hath discovered reddit.
2016-05-19 - 2016-05-20
My dog must think the pizza man is my owner, because he brings ME food.
2016-05-18 - 2016-05-19
If Jesus were to enter a church today, the crosses would probably trigger his PTSD.
2016-05-16 - 2016-05-18
"My two cents" has been in use since the twenties but has never been adjusted for inflation; opinions are becoming increasingly worthless.
2016-05-13 - 2016-05-16
Would anal bleaching be considering changing your ringtone?
2016-05-09 - 2016-05-13
This may be a channel full of boobs, but it's a channel full of nice boobs! Boobs! (o)(o)
2016-05-09 (15:42:12 - 17:42:10)
Yo momma so fat, when she fall outta bed, she fall out on both sides!
2016-05-08 - 2016-05-09
#centralcafe What do Lego, Oreo, and Deadpool have in common?
2016-05-06 - 2016-05-08
Happy b-day, LaoTzu :: LEGO and OREO
2016-05-06 (03:41:46 - 14:41:52)
Happy b-day, LaoTzu, and happy Cinco de Mayo, the rest of you!
2016-05-03 - 2016-05-06
We will never know world peace until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
2016-05-05 (15:41:46 - 19:42:08)
[5] We will never know world peace until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
2016-05-03 (20:41:59 - 20:41:59)
I broke scramble. It'll be back tonight.
2016-05-02 - 2016-05-03
We will never know world peace until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye.
2016-05-02 (19:41:30 - 19:41:30)
Tits or GTFO.
2016-04-28 - 2016-05-02
<CalicoNinja> i love your array of balls
2016-04-28 (12:59:47 - 16:59:42)
Happy birthday lulu`! Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-28 (03:59:39 - 11:59:44)
It's weird that nipples are the most "obscene" part of the boob when that's the part everyone has, while the part unique to women, the round squishy part, is pretty much fair game. Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-26 - 2016-04-28
There was a completely rational and logical explanation for everything on Scooby-Doo, except for why the dog could talk. Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-26 - 2016-04-27
Do we want a scramble bot in here? /msg Ayukawa !yes or !no
There was a completely rational and logical explanation for everything on Scooby-Doo, except for why the dog could talk. Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-26 (12:59:30 - 14:59:27)
Yes, SplitServ will give a lengthy introduction at some point. Just ignore it. Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-22 - 2016-04-26
[16:35:50] <SplitServ> taco intercourse Does Medusa have pubes? And if so, are they also snakes? Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-22 (15:59:06 - 19:59:04)
Does Medusa have pubes? And if so, are they also snakes? Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-21 - 2016-04-22
Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys. Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-20 - 2016-04-21
"God works in mysterious ways" is basically religion's way of saying "Shit happens." Tetrinet Client: http://tetrinet.info/download/tnet113.zip
2016-04-20 (14:58:58 - 21:58:56)
"God works in mysterious ways" is basically religion's way of saying "Shit happens."
2016-04-18 - 2016-04-20
In limbo, when you set the bar low, you are really setting the bar high
2016-01-29 - 2016-04-18
What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady, but he just can't stand up?
2016-01-11 - 2016-01-29
Godspeed, Major Tom
2015-12-31 - 2016-01-11
One likes to believe in the freedom of music
2015-12-18 - 2015-12-31
Resurgence
Every song was an anthem that the radio played for us
2015-12-16 - 2015-12-18
Resurgence.
2015-10-12 - 2015-10-22
I'm bored and hereby summon Mark19960.
2014-12-22 - 2015-05-21
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers!