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Channel Name:#buddhism
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Last updated:2020-07-08 08:00:28
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<Sheldon> yeah, but how many penises do they have?

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2020-07-06 - 2020-07-08
<Sheldon> yeah, but how many penises do they have?
2020-06-29 - 2020-07-06
<Nach0z> Iran just issued an international arrest warrant for Trump and officially asked Interpol for assistance <> <oraia> wow; I hope Iran catches Trump!
2020-06-22 - 2020-06-29
<oraia> that's me.. creamy in the middle
2020-06-12 - 2020-06-22
<Sheldon> no one should put bread in their ass. Well maybe a baguette
2020-06-11 - 2020-06-12
<Lutasi> Only a cis deals in absolutes
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-10
<spudz__> idk I REALLY tried to kill this aloe vera plant once. Total neglect. stubborn fucker is doing so well it's practically an allegory for my childhood
2020-05-31 - 2020-06-06
<barking_frog> ooookay gangbang my server and let's see if it can take it
2020-05-27 - 2020-05-31
<Nach0z> genderless mating sounds kinda boring imho. nothing gets the motor running like watching a pair of Ken dolls scissor
2020-05-22 - 2020-05-27
<Nach0z> need 10s, 10s, 10s, and 20s for these titties bitch
2020-05-02 - 2020-05-22
<barking_frog> you'll need the health insurance because people won't clean their sexbots
2020-05-02 (18:53:42 - 19:53:43)
<spudz__> I'm just wanking off about physics. Don't mind me
2020-05-02 (17:53:44 - 17:53:44)
<spudz__> What you don't realize is how much of a slong Beauty has
2020-05-01 - 2020-05-02
ONLY MAN (and the great chain)
2020-04-03 - 2020-04-11
09:35:15 <• Nach0z> this channel is autastic!
2020-03-26 - 2020-04-03
<Emika> Remember to freeze your toilet paper so it will last longer
2020-03-26 (01:23:20 - 14:23:21)
<Lutasi> Okay so I said a while ago that descartes was a cuck
2020-03-23 - 2020-03-26
<spudz__> This cat is sitting on my lap and vibrating like she's trying to stimulate a clitoris
2020-03-21 - 2020-03-22
21:55:14 — barking_frog sobs quietly in the corner
2020-03-20 - 2020-03-21
<joffmeister> this drink is not for anyone of a sound mind
2020-03-13 - 2020-03-20
<Nach0z> but what the fuck do I know <Nach0z> I'm an aspie
2020-02-27 - 2020-03-13
<Nach0z> I think major philosophers are too busy to care what any of us think
2020-02-11 - 2020-02-27
invincible fearless law-abiding military hardasses <> <spudz__> I mean I'm not the only vegetable on campus
2016-05-24 - 2020-02-17
2020-02-10 - 2020-02-11
invincible fearless law-abiding military hardasses <> <spudz__> time is an annoying illusion <D.Adams> lunchtime doubly so
2020-01-07 - 2020-02-10
invincible fearless law-abiding military hardasses <> <spudz_> Furryism is a cultural staple of my generation's culture
2019-12-20 - 2020-01-06
invincible fearless law-abiding military hardasses
2019-12-14 - 2019-12-20
<barking_frog> I call myself a wizard irl too, but only at Harry Potter conventions
2019-12-12 - 2019-12-14
<Sheldon> The Dm from those Campaigns, and another player from that group, are dead now <> <Isatul> holy shit shelly you know you can just leave a DnD group
2019-12-09 - 2019-12-12
<spudz_> My insides are about to be excavated by a German homosexual and a bowl of tortilla chips
2019-12-08 - 2019-12-09
<koenigindesreiches> He's like the project manager who thinks two women can deliver a baby in 4.5 months
2019-12-02 - 2019-12-08
<spudz_> It's never going to happen because frog knows I was trying to get into the topic. Also he hates fun.
2019-11-23 - 2019-12-01
<koenigindesreiches> I now have a log of all the channel topics I've witnessed here
2019-11-22 - 2019-11-23
<Thistle> well we can't all be fortunate enough to attend Sexy Dragon University
2019-11-05 - 2019-11-21
<pixiejoff> it's hard to imagine that they're sexy... but if you've ever been with a girl in a clown suit you'd know what i'm talking about
2019-10-26 - 2019-11-05
<Nach0z> in spudviet russia, spudz grades instructor
2019-10-18 - 2019-10-21
<spudz> Quick: frog is asleep, let's change the topic to that
2019-10-15 - 2019-10-18
<spudz> I wish I could explain science to people like Carl Sagan and Richard Feynman
2019-09-27 - 2019-10-13
<Nach0z> "why won't the republicans impeach trump?" "because they insist on carrying a baby to full term"
2019-09-20 - 2019-09-27
<spudz> I want to say the idea of sex with aliens was like originally a metaphor for interracial relationships but that would mean that the original Star Trek series is basically the prerogative to fuck races that no white man has fucked before, and I'm just not comfortable with that
2019-09-13 - 2019-09-19
<koenigindesreiches> They've made such classics as "the left are the real fascists" and "please respond (I showed you my penis)" and "XXXL Obersturmf�hrer leather duster", all off of their album "white nationalism is for basement dwelling losers"
2019-09-11 - 2019-09-13
<koenigindesreiches> I think the govt would be more subtle
2019-09-03 - 2019-09-11
<Nach0z> also if you're dedicated enough you can fit a condom basically over your entire arm. they're roughly sized for Clydesdales if you need them to be. So any guy that says "oh I'm too big for condoms" is either lying like a bitch, or needs to see a team of medical professionals, and Guiness Book
2019-08-31 - 2019-09-03
<spudzee> So I fear that there may be a lack of a thing which I actually don't want
2019-08-25 - 2019-08-31
<spudzee> barking_frog only gives me the topic when I'm trying to be serious, not funny, because he's a fucking prick about that damned ass topic
2019-08-22 - 2019-08-25
<Isatul> in the land of the blind the one eyed man is some sorta freak getting knowledge from demons or something
2019-08-15 - 2019-08-22
* Thistle thinks everyone should just be sex-appealing. EVERYONE. An entire planet of happy sluts!
2019-08-13 - 2019-08-15
<spudzee> Fite me you Canadian son of a bitch
2019-08-07 - 2019-08-12
2019-08-07 (01:32:39 - 13:32:43)
<joffywoffy> always a good idea to slip her the old double fister
2019-07-31 - 2019-08-07
<spudzee> I might just take all the autistic people and we'll go and form our own society. With blackjack and hookers. <> <sof> That society exists and is called the internet <> <koenigindesreiches> Specifically, right here.
2019-07-28 - 2019-07-31
<Twinklesthecat> sof i want you in leather wailing on me with a bike chain me till i bleed <> <sof> I�ll take the leather if it�s ecological
2019-07-28 (21:31:24 - 21:31:24)
<Isatul> that's when you profess your everlasting thirst fo demonic schlong
2019-07-26 - 2019-07-28
<Isatul> I'd say a haridresser who does their job instead of making smalltalk has a wonderful attitude!
2019-07-22 - 2019-07-26
<spudzee> I think I may have wet myself
2019-07-18 - 2019-07-22
<Thistle> it's like everyone showed up to play a game together, but somehow they all have a different version of the rulebook, so nobody's actions make complete sense to anyone else
2019-06-22 - 2019-07-18
<spudzee> Keto is for people who eat things that have feelings, pain, and mothers
2019-06-13 - 2019-06-22
<sofija> . . .unleash the monkeys. . .
2019-06-08 - 2019-06-13
something less pretentious
2019-06-04 - 2019-06-08
<thealien> we are as dangerous as our minds
2019-06-02 - 2019-06-04
<thealien> my house is full of clowns and fire
2019-06-01 - 2019-06-02
<Thistle> I would be unnerved to eat such an angry cake
2019-05-31 - 2019-06-01
<Thistle> you're not a capitalist unless you actually own capital. you're just drinking their kool-aid
2019-05-27 - 2019-05-31
<@sofija> what makes a relationship be committable or not? - <Isatul> I think both people have to be a danger to themself and others
2019-05-17 - 2019-05-27
<koenigindesreiches> I wish flavoured condoms just tasted like goddamn dick.
2019-05-16 - 2019-05-17
<barking_frog> I enjoy finding promising kids that people have fucked up and fixing them
2019-05-13 - 2019-05-16
<spudzee> What the hell is socially advantageous gonna get me
2019-05-12 - 2019-05-13
<spudzee> There was an old lady next to us in the restaurant who told her server "thank you sweet boy" so I said the same thing when the guy came over to us and everyone looked at me weird
2019-05-09 - 2019-05-12
<Blohn> I have a Trump squishy, I used to play with it at the breakfast table, this came to an abrupt end one morning when my daughter said: "I love you Donald Trump"
2019-04-03 - 2019-05-09
<Nach0z> I heard it's a bunch of aspies and this old psychologist aspierancher
2019-03-27 - 2019-04-03
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes. -- Notorious B
2019-03-22 - 2019-03-27
<Thistle> because it's not the boredom that kills you, it's the increasingly stupid shit you do to avoid it
2019-03-13 - 2019-03-22
“Find your chill.” ― Genghis Khan
2019-01-25 - 2019-03-13
<Nach0z> if Trump was really dedicated to putting Hillary in jail, he'd have hired her for his campaign
2019-01-24 - 2019-01-25
<Thistle> I always knew where all 5 of my lions were
2019-01-20 - 2019-01-24
<spudzzz> Does my graph not make sense
2019-01-18 - 2019-01-20
<Isatul> like I don't care if everyone in DC ritually cannibalizes a random joker once a month as long as they shrink the gap between the upper and lower class <> <barking_frog> I feel like we just wandered into the progressive version of The Wicker Man
2019-01-16 - 2019-01-18
<@Sheldon> let's find another really horrible topic
2019-01-04 - 2019-01-16
<Mrs_Frawg> My therapist says it's part of being as pie.
2018-12-29 - 2019-01-04
<Isatul> the elves are reclaiming the changelings!
2018-12-17 - 2018-12-29
<Nach0z> "Describe world history in the shortest way you can." "KNOCK KNOCK. It's Europe!"
2018-12-15 - 2018-12-17
<@spudzee> Ah I thought you meant "like a porcupine" in the sense that when you run at it screaming "I will have sex with you one day, pokey hamster!" it runs away in horror
2018-12-13 - 2018-12-14
Thistle: no, because "hippo potamus" means water-horse; also think "hippocampus" (from myth)
2018-12-09 - 2018-12-13
<spudzee> I liked the masturbating chinchilla
2018-11-29 - 2018-12-09
<Nach0z> I'm playing devil's aspiecate <> <Sheldon> I have no hair, and I masturbate like a chinchilla
2018-11-24 - 2018-11-29
<Sheldon> lets all watch Nach0z play with his anode
2018-11-05 - 2018-11-24
<Isatul> If you die while doing core strength exercises you reincarnate as a snake
2018-11-03 - 2018-11-05
Isatul> everyone knows that salt esonates with quantumn transducers at a frequency that allows for mind control
2018-10-14 - 2018-11-03
<spookyzee> it finally doesn�t smell like narcissists refusing to shower and child negligence in the house O:
2018-10-06 - 2018-10-14
@Thistle> don't worry, once you pass midlife the slow depressing failure of your own body will distract you from the slow despressing failure of society.
2018-09-29 - 2018-10-06
<spudzee> Ah well, it�s not that bad. In my experience, what it usually takes is just walking through very slowly how you subconsciously solve the problem
2018-09-23 - 2018-09-29
<spudzee> Fucking barking_frog�s not gonna come in here and chastise you for talking about sexual intercourse with the full moon, now is he? God I just get special treatment
2018-09-23 (18:57:19 - 22:57:20)
not yet
2018-09-23 (16:57:18 - 17:57:18)
Am I allowed to change the topic yet?
2018-09-19 - 2018-09-23
<Isatul> need to get back into meditating on the reg
2018-09-18 - 2018-09-19
<spudzee> I swear to fuck barking_frog
2018-09-15 - 2018-09-18
<pheno> with old age you'll become more cynical and won't trust anyone .. it's called "wisdom"
2018-09-14 - 2018-09-15
<barking_frog> formidable. Intimidating. Swollen with inner peace and harmony
2018-09-10 - 2018-09-14
<Isatul> Conan in a skirt writing poetry
2018-09-04 - 2018-09-10
<oraia> Not all vagina's know they are self cleaning
2018-09-01 - 2018-09-04
2018-08-29 - 2018-09-01
<Nach0z> the same shit that sticks balloons to walls is what holds your nuts on
2018-08-27 - 2018-08-29
<pheno> why don't you gross me out more and just go to walmart
2018-08-15 - 2018-08-27
<Isatul> don't want to hear about your conflation fetish
2018-07-13 - 2018-08-15
<spudzee> Aw shucks. Momma always told me I wasn�t the sharpest tool in the shed, but I guess I�m part of the ordained aryan race so that�s something
2018-06-15 - 2018-07-13
@Thistle> math and physics and asttronomy are science. psychology is just semi-functional woo
2018-06-07 - 2018-06-15
<Isatul> we were creating a fantastical tapestry of silly fucking notions and you just fucked off and made a duck
2018-05-30 - 2018-06-07
<Thistle> "Ambien-maker to Roseanne: Racism is not a side effect of our drug" <> <Thistle> you know you are in the shithouse when you get twitter roasted by BIG PHARMA, and everyone applauds
2018-04-18 - 2018-05-30
<section_8> How would women feel if the first female president was a careered porn star <> <spudzee> Fox News would go from Nietzsche to Thomas Aquinas faster than the time it takes for Trump's erections to die
2018-04-14 - 2018-04-18
<pheno> taxes are done, irs is going to write daddy a fat check, time to go whoring
2018-04-12 - 2018-04-14
you are not the boss of me
2018-04-10 - 2018-04-12
Someone has to set a topic in this place.
2018-01-11 - 2018-04-10
a 'Freudian slip' is when you mean to say one thing but instead you say your mother
2017-11-30 - 2018-02-22
<Mossa_Mossa> Your channel still doesn't represent buddhism and you have a hugbox of easily triggered people with no self discipline.
2018-01-10 - 2018-01-11
freud was a fraud
2017-12-24 - 2018-01-10
<spudz> I hate Christmas. Grandparents will be here today. Can't wait for my grandpa to parrot some bullshit straight from Fox News. And then I have to be nice about disagreeing with him. Fucking holidays
2017-12-15 - 2017-12-24
<mountaingirl`> I.. flipped somebody off ;_; <> <Mossa_Mossa> your channel still doesn't represent buddhism and you have a hugbox of easily triggered people with no self discipline
2017-11-15 - 2017-11-30
<Nach0z> I'm apparently helpful or some shit
2017-11-03 - 2017-11-15
<sofija> the jungle is wonderful <sofija> it suits my savage nature <sofija> looks like my office 365 account expired once i finished school
2017-10-28 - 2017-11-03
<spudzee> I can look past where on the planet you fucking fell out of a vagina to treat you like a decent human being
2017-10-26 - 2017-10-28
<Sheldon> Sweet! I just sold another big stack of Cocaine on Marketplace
2017-10-17 - 2017-10-26
final craziness quotients are now available. Message frog if you want your results (even if you talked already 'cause more info is available). You know who you are
2017-10-17 (15:30:17 - 20:30:18)
<Nach0z> siddartha guantanamo was a man of many mysteries
2017-10-12 - 2017-10-17
[17:02] <@barking_frog> this channel will just make you frustrated or condescending. Probably both
2017-10-11 - 2017-10-12
<Sheldon> you don't know stuff
2017-10-06 - 2017-10-11
<vidkun> i'm afraid renfrew might be mentally retarded
2017-09-25 - 2017-10-06
<vidkun> i was banned by some bitch with a sour pussy who wasn't even a part of the discussion
2017-09-14 - 2017-09-25
<SheldonS5> I was thinking about taking up sitting with my savage model 99 <-- intersection of Buddhism hobby and hunting hobby
2017-08-21 - 2017-09-14
Isatul was Constantinople
2017-08-17 - 2017-08-21
Richard Darwin stole all of his ideas from Charles Dawkins
2017-08-12 - 2017-08-17
You don't have to be crazy to hang out here, but you probably are
2017-08-04 - 2017-08-12
* elt thinks that the channel topic has grown stale, and a fresh one is needed
2017-07-23 - 2017-08-04
<spudzette> Does anyone else like the verse where Jesus says that the only way to the father is through deportation of the Mexicans?
2017-07-18 - 2017-07-23
you don�t need to be an expert to think that experts are right, but you do need to be an expert to think that they are wrong
2017-07-17 - 2017-07-18
<elt> my net worth didn't qualify me for literacy classes, sorry
2017-07-14 - 2017-07-16
<barking_frog> I mean I'll say with absolute confidence that [renfrew] is smarter than any three of us, but would you want him in charge of talking you out of a speeding ticket?
2017-06-29 - 2017-07-14
<[renfrew]> My anaconda don't want none unless you got... security council resolution support... hun
2017-06-18 - 2017-06-29
<lIlyPAD> psychology is about healthy, Buddhism is about disillusioned
2017-06-06 - 2017-06-18
<spudz> Jfc you guys are hornier than catholic rabbits from Alabama
2017-05-07 - 2017-06-06
<mountaingirl> 5/10, there's no gore, I can pretend it accidentally dropped him and he got away and lived happily ever after
2017-03-23 - 2017-05-07
<joffmeister> i thought i had a shitty pipe <joffmeister> but it's just my fingers on the wrong hole
2017-03-23 (01:05:57 - 01:05:57)
<mountaingirl`> I'm starting to think you guys just stage things for when I come in here
2017-03-19 - 2017-03-23
<pheno> the revolution will die without gelatine free fruit sours!
2017-03-17 - 2017-03-19
<mountaingirl`> I googled "porn CBT" yesterday because I was so confused about what the connection was between porn and CBT and also why frog wouldn't be able to watch videos of it, just that whole combination of things didn't make sense. And then it was abundantly clear ;_;
2017-03-13 - 2017-03-17
<mountaingirl`> idk how I feel about "goal" being a related topic for "nuclear war"
2017-03-08 - 2017-03-13
<[Shoegazer]> World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017 <[Shoegazer]> <spudz_> we're basically living in an onion article
2017-03-07 - 2017-03-08
<mountaingirl`> I love that hungarian paprikash is still the topic in here
2017-02-21 - 2017-03-07
<joffmeister> do you like the look of my hungarian paprikash?
2017-01-20 - 2017-02-21
the universe is under no obligation to make sense to you. It doesn�t give a rat�s ass how your five senses interact with this world -- deGrasse Tyson
2017-01-16 - 2017-01-20
<@barking_frog> well, I'm schizoid so I'm clinically incapable of giving a fuck about what other people think.
2017-01-12 - 2017-01-15
<Nach0z> the flat earth society has members all around the globe
2016-12-13 - 2017-01-14
<Sheldon> you get your Pi fixed? <Nach0z> for a given value
2017-01-06 - 2017-01-12
<Nach0z> . . .one solid, stiff object reduces the chances of tangles by about 9001 percent
2017-01-04 - 2017-01-06
<spudz> my opinion that the channel is incredibly hostile to me and critical thought in general hasn't changed
2017-01-01 - 2017-01-04
<oraia> I'm never drinking again! <> <oraia> evah <> <oraia> I mean it this time
2016-12-22 - 2017-01-01
<spudz> I hate. . .vile, capitalist bloodsuckers <> <spudz> my Keurig will be here tomorrow
2016-12-04 - 2016-12-13
<spudz> I used to know a lot about plant sex
2016-11-15 - 2016-12-04
<oraia> I'm still naked and learned you can't kill a bear with a rock
2016-11-08 - 2016-11-15
<Sheldon> why is there no grape ice cream?
2016-10-19 - 2016-11-08
<spudz> I'm forcing elephants into incest because I need the food to survive the winter
2016-10-10 - 2016-10-19
<twentyfive> i am thinking about trump and cocaine and the problem his addiction could cause for the war on mexico
2016-09-24 - 2016-10-10
yik yak waddlewhack
2016-08-22 - 2016-09-24
<spudzee_> when my mom forces me to. . .it usually grows to over 5 inches
2016-08-21 - 2016-08-22
if you're new here see spudzee_, Senior Chairman of the Propaganda Board, for your info packet
2016-08-11 - 2016-08-21
this week's open challenge: get elt ranting about evil corporations and spudzee ranting about socialist superiority AT THE SAME TIME
2016-07-30 - 2016-08-11
2016-07-15 - 2016-07-30
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!
2016-06-19 - 2016-07-15
<sofija> when the INTERPOL is looking for you, what kind of info can they get on you?
2016-05-31 - 2016-06-19
<barking_frog> anybody got any idea how a fence block got moved? <Lutasi> endermen take fences when you bother them <Lutasi> they take afence
2016-05-24 (18:43:38 - 18:43:38)
[this topic says something else when you aren't looking at it]
2016-05-14 - 2016-05-24
<sofija> I'm so happy I'm gonna take a poo
2016-03-04 - 2016-05-14
<Lutasi> I have an idea <> <Lutasi> lets divide society into the morally pure and morally wicked
2016-02-03 - 2016-03-03
<Coopertron> What is the sound.. of one hand clapping ? <> <elt> that koan's been debunked
2016-01-26 - 2016-02-03
<pheno> guys are low maintenance (Your mother is low maintenance !)
2016-01-06 - 2016-01-31
what doesn't kill you, makes you a killer - unknown
2016-01-22 - 2016-01-26
<pheno> guys are low maintenance
2016-01-21 - 2016-01-22
"When in doubt, go to the library." "When in the library, go to doubt ."
2016-01-17 - 2016-01-20
"When in doubt, go to the library."
2016-01-12 - 2016-01-16
I'm a born librarian with a sex drive. - Bowie
2016-01-06 (20:35:52 - 20:35:52)
�Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.� (Mark Twain)
2015-11-27 - 2016-01-06
<sofija_> i have a total crush on david tennant
2015-11-20 - 2015-11-27
<sofija> dammit, still can't work with bf in front of me, it's like a complete artistic cock block
2015-11-05 - 2015-11-20
<elt> if you abuse me, honey, you lose me, then youu'll be left alooooone, so baby, telephoooone, and tell me I'm your owwwwwnnnnnn!!!!
2015-10-24 - 2015-11-05
Now recruiting new topics .
2015-09-23 - 2015-10-24
<elt> I love it when science steps up and validates my pre-existing beliefs <> <sofija> id rather have a date with a book than distance wanking over the phone
2015-09-18 - 2015-09-23
<sofija> id rather have a date with a book than distance wanking over the phone
2015-09-12 - 2015-09-18
this channel is closed to everyone. Please leave
2015-08-21 - 2015-09-11
I (frawg) set the channel to only admit registered nicks 'cause shoe and I have both been hanging out in channels that draw trolls. If that's a tremendous inconvenience to any regulars, let me know, but I think most use registered nicks already
2015-06-17 - 2015-08-21
<spike^_> should i get 7d2d? <elt> I recommend it. If you've ever been playing Minecraft and thinking "Gee, I wish this was more like '28 Days Later'", then it's the game for you
2015-06-10 - 2015-06-17
<Cooper> I think I'll add "Call a May Day over a radio ." to my bucket list . .. hopefully it's not the last thing I cross off :I
2015-05-19 - 2015-06-10
<spike^_> but what do u do once enlightened? <> <elt> you be happy and leave everyone else the fuck alone
2015-04-22 - 2015-05-18
<Cooper> Is it safe to vacuum up gunpowder or will it make my vacuum explode ?
2015-02-24 - 2015-04-22
2015-01-08 - 2015-02-24
<Anytime> like I just quit smoking and switched to potatoe chips <> <Anytime> I got like $70 in just potatoe chips and there's no where to even put them
2014-12-29 - 2015-01-08
<joff> womens rule
2014-12-22 - 2014-12-29
elt> I would make my Hivemind FUN, so that everyone cool would want to join it <elt> with lots of ART and MUSIC and SEX & MORE DICE