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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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2017-11-19 (13:20:52 - 21:20:52)
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
2016-03-21 - 2017-11-19
Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
2017-09-23 - 2017-11-13
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
2017-11-05 - 2017-11-07
A hard thing about business is minding your own
2017-10-15 - 2017-11-05
A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits
2016-08-23 - 2017-10-15
System analysis is the process of finding exactly the right wrench to pound in the required screw
2017-10-05 - 2017-10-07
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
2017-10-03 - 2017-10-05
Women....like not only to conquer, but like to be conquered.
2016-06-23 - 2017-10-03
Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death
2017-09-21 - 2017-09-23
So many books...So little time.
2017-09-19 - 2017-09-21
Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.
2016-11-21 - 2017-09-19
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!
2016-03-10 - 2017-09-05
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
2016-10-27 - 2017-08-27
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
2015-10-11 - 2017-08-19
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
2017-08-09 - 2017-08-11
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
2017-08-07 - 2017-08-09
Tell me what you believe and I'll tell you where you're going wrong.
2014-12-23 - 2017-08-07
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted." --A. Einstein
2015-06-21 - 2017-08-03
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.
2015-01-21 - 2017-07-13
The obvious is always least understood
2017-06-13 - 2017-06-17
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
2016-10-17 - 2017-06-13
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
2016-09-23 - 2017-06-11
Does time really move or do we just grow old from the earth's gravity pull?
2016-09-25 - 2017-06-09
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
2015-05-27 - 2017-05-27
Never trust a proctologist with both hands on your shoulders.
2017-05-23 - 2017-05-25
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
2015-06-29 - 2017-05-23
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
2016-12-07 - 2017-05-21
Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?
2017-05-15 - 2017-05-19
Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
2016-09-27 - 2017-05-15
Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.
2017-05-07 - 2017-05-09
Been there. Done that. Went back for more.
2017-05-05 - 2017-05-07
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
2017-05-05 (11:39:08 - 13:39:05)
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
2017-04-27 - 2017-04-28
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
2017-04-25 - 2017-04-27
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!
2016-07-23 - 2017-04-25
The best vitamin for making friends, B-1
2017-04-21 - 2017-04-23
The computer revolution is over - the computers won!
2017-04-17 - 2017-04-21
There is no right way to do a wrong thing
2017-04-15 - 2017-04-17
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
2017-04-13 - 2017-04-15
I finally managed to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with $35.00
2015-08-07 - 2017-04-13
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
2017-04-09 - 2017-04-11
Anger is one letter short of danger, Greatest remedy for anger is delay
2017-04-07 - 2017-04-09
Sweat is nature's way of showing you your muscles are crying.
2015-07-19 - 2017-04-07
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine!
2017-04-01 - 2017-04-03
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
2017-03-23 - 2017-04-01
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
2017-03-17 - 2017-03-21
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
2015-03-29 - 2017-03-17
Practice Safe Housing - Use Condos
2016-05-19 - 2017-03-15
Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to read?
2017-03-11 - 2017-03-13
The easiest way to refold a road map is differently.
2017-03-09 - 2017-03-11
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
2017-02-27 - 2017-03-03
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
2016-06-11 - 2017-02-27
95% of guys masturbate...the other 5% lie.
2017-02-23 - 2017-02-25
In a world of glamour, simple things will stand out.
2017-02-21 - 2017-02-23
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
2017-02-19 - 2017-02-21
Better not take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
2017-02-15 - 2017-02-19
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
2017-02-13 - 2017-02-15
Caution is not cowardly. Carelessness is not courage
2017-02-11 - 2017-02-13
Hope is the denial of Reality
2017-02-09 - 2017-02-11
Old hippies never die, They just go undercover.
2017-02-07 - 2017-02-09
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
2015-01-15 - 2017-02-07
Flirtation, attention without intention.
2017-02-03 - 2017-02-05
Smile, it takes only 13 muscles; A frown takes 64
2016-09-11 - 2017-02-03
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
2017-01-29 - 2017-02-01
It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand!
2015-11-01 - 2017-01-29
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
2017-01-25 - 2017-01-27
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
2017-01-23 - 2017-01-25
Better a bad smell for a moment, than a long belly-ache!
2017-01-21 - 2017-01-23
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
2017-01-19 - 2017-01-21
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
2017-01-17 - 2017-01-19
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
2016-09-21 - 2017-01-17
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
2017-01-11 - 2017-01-15
Always proofread. You might have something out.
2015-03-15 - 2017-01-14
The best love affairs are those we never had.
2017-01-09 - 2017-01-11
Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.
2015-11-13 - 2017-01-09
A small leak can sink a great ship
2017-01-05 - 2017-01-07
The reason some people are alive is simply because it's against the law to kill them.
2017-01-03 - 2017-01-05
A bad conscience has a very good memory
2017-01-01 - 2017-01-03
A fool and his money are soon partying.
2016-12-29 - 2017-01-01
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
2016-12-27 - 2016-12-29
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
2016-12-23 - 2016-12-27
One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak.
2016-12-21 - 2016-12-23
I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
2016-12-17 - 2016-12-19
Where there's a whip, there's a way
2016-12-15 - 2016-12-17
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
2016-12-13 - 2016-12-15
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT - Can't remember why...
2016-12-11 - 2016-12-13
If the going gets easy you may be going downhill
2016-12-09 - 2016-12-11
The greatest of all faults is to imagine you have none
2016-12-05 - 2016-12-07
Start each day with expectations, they could be true by nightfall.
2016-11-11 - 2016-12-05
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
2016-11-29 - 2016-12-03
Live forever. Or die trying.
2016-01-09 - 2016-11-29
True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it.
2016-11-23 - 2016-11-25
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct
2016-11-19 - 2016-11-21
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest with a sharp knife.
2016-11-17 - 2016-11-19
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you find a rock.
2016-11-13 - 2016-11-17
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
2016-11-09 - 2016-11-11
When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.
2015-01-17 - 2016-11-09
I wish a robot would be elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
2016-11-05 - 2016-11-07
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
2015-01-19 - 2016-11-05
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
2016-11-01 - 2016-11-03
Work is for people who don't SURF THE NET
2016-03-25 - 2016-10-27
Love can only be debased in the eyes of others.
2016-10-23 - 2016-10-25
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
2016-10-19 - 2016-10-23
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
2016-10-15 - 2016-10-17
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
2016-10-13 - 2016-10-15
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2016-10-11 - 2016-10-13
My job drives me to drink. If it wasn't for that, I'D QUIT!
2016-10-09 - 2016-10-11
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through...
2016-10-07 - 2016-10-09
If you can't say something nice about someone you're probably not alone.
2016-10-05 - 2016-10-07
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2015-04-29 - 2016-10-05
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
2016-10-01 - 2016-10-03
Four space stations were lost and they still funded a fifth? Only on TV - Babylon 5
2016-09-29 - 2016-10-01
An atheistic, dyslexic, insomniac is a guy who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a DOG.
2015-05-21 - 2016-09-21
There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1. Never tell everything you know.
2015-01-13 - 2016-09-17
My kid sells term papers to your honor student
2016-09-09 - 2016-09-11
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.
2016-08-17 - 2016-09-09
God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
2016-09-03 - 2016-09-07
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget, but there is something left in my head.......
2016-09-01 - 2016-09-03
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
2016-08-29 - 2016-09-01
No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try. (Yoda)
2016-08-25 - 2016-08-29
Birds have bills too, and they keep on singing
2015-08-23 - 2016-08-23
If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
2016-08-19 - 2016-08-21
Is life real or a dream? or both?
2016-08-15 - 2016-08-17
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
2016-08-13 - 2016-08-15
A man's best friends are his ten fingers.
2016-08-11 - 2016-08-13
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
2014-12-22 - 2016-08-11
Time is what keeps everything from happening to us all at once.
2016-08-05 - 2016-08-09
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
2016-08-03 - 2016-08-05
Abolish mornings!
2015-01-24 - 2016-08-03
2016-07-25 - 2016-08-03
Learn from your parents' mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL
2016-07-21 - 2016-07-23
Meetings. The practical alternative to work.
2015-04-15 - 2016-07-21
Warning:IRC May Cause BlLlilNlDlNlElSlS!
2016-07-09 - 2016-07-17
A Journey of 1,000 miles begins with a call to your auto club.
2016-07-07 - 2016-07-09
Patience is something admired in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead of you.
2016-07-05 - 2016-07-07
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
2016-07-03 - 2016-07-05
If you don't know what procrastination is just look up the definition tomorrow.
2016-06-25 - 2016-07-03
Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
2015-09-29 - 2016-06-23
A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice
2015-01-01 - 2016-06-21
Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
2016-06-13 - 2016-06-19
Triumph is just "umph" added to "try"
2016-06-05 - 2016-06-11
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.
2016-06-03 - 2016-06-05
Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
2015-07-07 - 2016-06-03
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
2016-05-25 - 2016-06-01
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls of, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
2015-12-13 - 2016-05-19
We are not human doings, rather, we are human beings.
2016-05-01 - 2016-05-13
Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows their image
2016-04-29 - 2016-05-01
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
2016-04-27 - 2016-04-29
Being Politically Correct means Always Having to Say You're Sorry.
2016-04-21 - 2016-04-27
The only evidence against evolution are its opponents.
2016-04-15 - 2016-04-21
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
2015-10-05 - 2016-04-15
He who hesitates is probably right.
2016-04-09 - 2016-04-11
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
2016-04-07 - 2016-04-09
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
2016-04-05 - 2016-04-07
Make friends before you need them
2016-03-29 - 2016-04-05
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS!!!
2016-03-27 - 2016-03-29
Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
2016-03-23 - 2016-03-25
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
2016-03-15 - 2016-03-19
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2016-03-11 - 2016-03-15
He who dies with the most toys, still dies.
2016-02-19 - 2016-03-10
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
2016-01-29 - 2016-02-18
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it
2016-02-17 (13:39:58 - 13:39:58)
When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
2016-01-07 - 2016-01-31
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks
2016-01-25 - 2016-01-29
Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX guarded the harem?
2016-01-17 - 2016-01-21
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
2015-06-11 - 2016-01-07
I am Woman. I am Invincible. I am Tired.
2015-12-29 - 2016-01-05
Velveeta cheese has so many preservatives that it doesn't have a shelf life...it has a half life!
2015-01-11 - 2015-12-29
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
2015-12-07 - 2015-12-13
The heart has it's reasons which reason does not understand.
2015-12-03 - 2015-12-07
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
2015-11-29 - 2015-12-03
A job worth doing is worth obsessing over.
2015-11-17 - 2015-11-29
It's not an optical illusion it just looks like one.
2015-11-07 - 2015-11-13
WARNING! Dates in calendar are closer than they appear!
2015-10-29 - 2015-11-01
Computers are Sexual beings!! They'll screw you every time!!
2015-10-21 - 2015-10-29
Opportunities are often lost because they are not recognized.
2015-10-19 - 2015-10-21
Heaviest thing to carry - a grudge
2015-10-15 - 2015-10-19
In ten years will we still be on IRC?
2015-04-21 - 2015-10-11
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
2015-01-27 - 2015-10-09
Marriage is the price men pay for sex, sex is the price women pay for marriage.
2015-10-01 - 2015-10-05
Treat this earth gently, future generations have to share it too.
2015-09-27 - 2015-09-29
Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction.
2015-04-07 - 2015-09-27
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it
2015-09-17 - 2015-09-19
It's obvious you won't survive by your wits alone.
2014-12-25 - 2015-09-17
Too err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.
2015-08-29 - 2015-09-15
You'll see it when you believe it.
2015-08-27 - 2015-08-29
Success is...more attitude than aptitude
2015-08-21 - 2015-08-23
Death Before Dishonor Nothing Before Coffee
2015-08-13 - 2015-08-21
He who is not busy being born is busy dying.
2015-08-11 - 2015-08-13
Treat all creatures as kin, they are part of the same Creation that Created you.
2015-08-05 - 2015-08-07
To love is human, to hate, is being less than an animal.
2015-08-01 - 2015-08-05
If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
2015-07-29 - 2015-08-01
A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
2015-07-27 - 2015-07-29
Blood is thicker than water. And much tastier.
2015-07-23 - 2015-07-27
Persistence is the hard work that you do after you are tired of doing the hard work you already did
2015-07-21 - 2015-07-23
Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.
2015-07-15 - 2015-07-19
Lost time is never found again
2015-07-13 - 2015-07-15
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said: The whole time.
2015-07-09 - 2015-07-13
I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
2015-07-05 - 2015-07-07
The thought of heaven couldn't drag me from the path when I'm wandering here alone.
2015-06-23 - 2015-06-29
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
2015-06-19 - 2015-06-21
I know that you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?
2015-06-15 - 2015-06-19
No man knows less than the man who knows it all
2015-06-13 - 2015-06-15
The Road to Enlightenment is Long and Difficult. Bring Snacks and a Book to read.
2015-06-05 - 2015-06-11
You can't direct the wind but you can adjust your sails
2015-06-03 - 2015-06-05
Believe the best of yourself, others see you as a mirror.
2015-05-17 - 2015-05-21
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
2015-05-09 - 2015-05-17
Ambition is an excuse for not haven enough sense to be lazy.
2015-04-13 - 2015-04-15
The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a life time
2015-04-09 - 2015-04-13
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
2015-03-27 - 2015-03-29
Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets
2015-03-25 - 2015-03-27
To appreciate nature, is to believe in the miracle of Creation.
2015-02-17 - 2015-03-15
I have always thought Klingons would be all right with some GOOD stress reduction therapy!
2015-01-29 - 2015-02-17
I yell because I care.
2015-01-23 - 2015-01-27
One who lacks courage to start has already finished
2015-01-07 - 2015-01-11
Sometimes I think well. And sometimes I think: Oh well...
2015-01-05 - 2015-01-07
For every action, there is an equal but opposing Government program.
2014-12-27 - 2015-01-01
The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us are going to the stars!