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2020-07-07 - 2020-07-15
User abort with 5 Ctrl-C's Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (04:01:04 - 04:01:04)
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (03:01:04 - 03:01:04)
I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 - 2020-07-15
The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-15
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-15 (00:01:04 - 00:01:04)
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-14
"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere" -Tim McGraw Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (22:01:02 - 22:01:02)
The map is not the territory -Alfred Korzbyski Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (21:01:04 - 21:01:04)
Hit any user to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (20:01:04 - 20:01:04)
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-14
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (18:01:13 - 18:01:13)
Are w#e b.ug free yet?!@! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (17:01:03 - 17:01:03)
Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long)) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-14
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (15:01:05 - 15:01:05)
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (14:01:04 - 14:01:04)
Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (13:01:04 - 13:01:04)
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 - 2020-07-14
"I undoubtedly have deserved my enemies, but I doubt I have deserved my friends." -Walt Whitman Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (11:01:01 - 11:01:01)
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 - 2020-07-14
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store -- "Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday." -Steven Wright Little Ghos
2020-07-14 (09:01:11 - 09:01:11)
Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-14
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-14
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (06:01:02 - 06:01:02)
He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 - 2020-07-14
Any program that runs right is obsolete. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (03:01:03 - 03:01:03)
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (02:01:00 - 02:01:00)
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (01:01:00 - 01:01:00)
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-14 (00:01:00 - 00:01:00)
Genius, in truth, means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. -William James Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (23:01:01 - 23:01:01)
43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (22:00:59 - 22:00:59)
I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (21:00:59 - 21:00:59)
kill -9 irc Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-13
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-13
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading...and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (17:00:58 - 18:01:03)
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (16:00:58 - 16:00:58)
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-13
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (14:00:58 - 14:00:58)
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above...so I never have to go upstairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (13:00:58 - 13:00:58)
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (12:00:58 - 12:00:58)
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (11:01:06 - 11:01:06)
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (10:00:56 - 10:00:56)
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-13
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (08:01:02 - 08:01:02)
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (07:00:56 - 07:00:56)
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (06:00:56 - 06:00:56)
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (05:00:55 - 05:00:55)
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-13
"To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 - 2020-07-13
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-13
"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." -William Blake Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-13 (01:00:54 - 01:00:54)
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (23:00:54 - 23:00:54)
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-12
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (21:00:53 - 21:00:53)
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (20:00:53 - 20:00:53)
2 + 2 = 6 for extremely large values of 2. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (19:00:54 - 19:00:54)
"Great spirits have always encounted violent opposition from those with mediocre minds." -albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-12
I can't stop thinking like this. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (14:01:00 - 14:01:00)
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (13:00:50 - 13:00:50)
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (12:00:51 - 12:00:51)
Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (11:00:49 - 11:00:49)
The world we have made as a result of the level of thinking we have done thus far creates problems we cannot solve at the same level of thinking at which we created them. -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (10:00:50 - 10:00:50)
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-12
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (08:00:49 - 08:00:49)
Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-12
The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists. -Charles Dickens Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (06:00:49 - 06:00:49)
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 - 2020-07-12
I support PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 - 2020-07-12
Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving...every half mile...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I don't remember what it was. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (03:00:49 - 03:00:49)
Linux. The choice of a GNU generation Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (02:00:48 - 02:00:48)
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-12 (01:00:49 - 01:00:49)
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-12
I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-11
I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (22:00:48 - 22:00:48)
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."- Mencius Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (21:00:50 - 21:00:50)
You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-11
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (19:00:47 - 19:00:47)
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (18:00:58 - 18:00:58)
I'm like that all the time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (17:00:47 - 17:00:47)
Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration. -Thomas Edison Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-11
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-11
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-11
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (12:00:56 - 12:00:56)
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (11:00:46 - 11:00:46)
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (09:00:46 - 09:00:46)
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (07:00:45 - 07:00:45)
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-11
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-11
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (02:00:42 - 02:00:42)
Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (01:00:42 - 01:00:42)
Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-11 (00:00:42 - 00:00:42)
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (22:00:43 - 22:00:43)
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (21:00:41 - 21:00:41)
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-10
"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people" -Mark Twain Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (19:00:42 - 19:00:42)
What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (17:00:51 - 17:00:51)
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (16:00:40 - 16:00:40)
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-10
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (14:00:41 - 14:00:41)
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (12:00:39 - 13:01:16)
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 - 2020-07-10
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (10:00:40 - 10:00:40)
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (09:00:48 - 09:00:48)
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-10
"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." -Lee Iacocca Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (07:00:46 - 07:00:46)
"An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it." -Anon Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (06:00:39 - 06:00:39)
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (04:00:39 - 04:00:39)
Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-10
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-10 (02:00:38 - 02:00:38)
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-10
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 - 2020-07-10
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (23:00:36 - 23:00:36)
Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (22:00:37 - 22:00:37)
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-09
The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (20:00:36 - 20:00:36)
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (19:00:35 - 19:00:35)
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (17:00:34 - 17:00:34)
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (16:00:34 - 16:00:34)
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store." -Steven Wright Lit
2020-07-08 - 2020-07-09
The best kind of friend is the kind that you could sit all day on a porch swing with and never say a word, then get up and leave feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (12:00:33 - 12:00:33)
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -Paul McCartney Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (11:00:34 - 11:00:34)
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (10:00:42 - 10:00:42)
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (09:00:34 - 09:00:34)
I had amnesia once or twice. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (08:00:33 - 08:00:33)
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." -Nigerian Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (07:00:33 - 07:00:33)
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (04:00:32 - 04:00:32)
I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (03:00:33 - 03:00:33)
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (02:00:40 - 02:00:40)
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-09 (01:00:35 - 01:00:35)
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (21:00:41 - 21:00:41)
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-08
Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-08
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (18:00:41 - 18:00:41)
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-08
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (14:00:28 - 14:00:28)
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (13:00:28 - 13:00:28)
Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran). Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 - 2020-07-08
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (11:00:28 - 11:00:28)
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (08:00:27 - 08:00:27)
For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running...[slow glance upward] -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (05:00:27 - 05:00:27)
If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (04:00:38 - 04:00:38)
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-08 (02:00:28 - 02:00:28)
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-08
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (09:00:24 - 23:00:25)
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (22:00:26 - 22:00:26)
This isn't all true. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (20:00:27 - 20:00:27)
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (18:00:25 - 18:00:25)
Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (16:00:24 - 16:00:24)
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (15:00:25 - 15:00:25)
intellectual: a person who has been educated beyond his/her mental capacity Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (14:00:25 - 14:00:25)
I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (13:00:28 - 13:00:28)
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (12:00:24 - 12:00:24)
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 - 2020-07-07
The beatings will continue until morale improves. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (06:00:22 - 06:00:22)
Indecision is the key to flexibility. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (05:00:23 - 05:00:23)
No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time steady eye. -Winston Churchill Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (04:00:27 - 04:00:27)
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (03:00:24 - 03:00:24)
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (02:00:22 - 02:00:22)
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-07 (01:00:25 - 01:00:25)
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious! -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (22:00:30 - 22:00:30)
It's a fine night to have an evening. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (21:00:23 - 21:00:23)
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds *amazing*. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-07-06 (17:00:20 - 17:00:20)
Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (13:00:20 - 13:00:20)
All great discoveries are made by mistake. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (11:00:19 - 11:00:19)
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (09:00:18 - 09:00:18)
There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (08:00:17 - 08:00:17)
Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (05:00:17 - 05:00:17)
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (04:00:18 - 04:00:18)
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-06 (03:00:16 - 03:00:16)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge!" -Albert Einstein Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (22:00:16 - 22:00:16)
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (18:00:15 - 18:00:15)
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (17:00:15 - 17:00:15)
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (15:00:23 - 15:00:23)
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (14:00:16 - 14:00:16)
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-05 (13:00:23 - 13:00:23)
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 - 2020-07-05
"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." -William Blake Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (19:00:21 - 19:00:21)
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (18:00:10 - 18:00:10)
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (17:00:10 - 17:00:10)
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (16:00:10 - 16:00:10)
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (15:00:09 - 15:00:09)
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (14:00:12 - 14:00:12)
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (13:00:09 - 13:00:09)
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." -Albert Camus. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (12:00:10 - 12:00:10)
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (11:00:08 - 11:00:08)
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (10:00:09 - 10:00:09)
The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (09:00:07 - 09:00:07)
To live is to have problems and to solve problems is to grow intellectually -J. P. Guilford Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (08:00:09 - 08:00:09)
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (07:00:07 - 07:00:07)
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (06:00:07 - 06:00:07)
Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (05:00:11 - 05:00:11)
Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving...every half mile...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I don't remember what it was. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (04:00:05 - 04:00:05)
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (03:00:07 - 03:00:07)
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-04 (01:00:06 - 02:00:08)
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 - 2020-07-04
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (23:00:06 - 23:00:06)
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." -Nigerian Proverb Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (22:00:07 - 22:00:07)
I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (21:00:04 - 21:00:04)
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (20:00:05 - 20:00:05)
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (19:00:06 - 19:00:06)
If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (18:00:06 - 18:00:06)
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (17:00:14 - 17:00:14)
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (16:00:04 - 16:00:04)
No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going. -Oliver Cromwell Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-01 - 2020-07-03
The King left us
2020-07-03 (13:00:03 - 13:00:03)
You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (12:00:05 - 12:00:05)
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (11:00:13 - 11:00:13)
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (10:00:11 - 10:00:11)
My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (09:00:05 - 09:00:05)
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (08:00:03 - 08:00:03)
Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (05:00:03 - 05:00:03)
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (03:00:01 - 03:00:01)
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Little Ghost Bot By LGN
2020-07-03 (02:00:02 - 02:00:02)
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious! -Steven Wright Little Ghost ZNC By LGN
2020-06-27 - 2020-07-01
Random quotes can be most effecatious
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-09 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway
2017-01-18 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi The wound is the place where the Light enters you. ― Rumi
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus
2017-01-08 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-05 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-10 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end -Ursula K. Le Guin
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-30 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden
2020-06-11 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. ― Rumi
2019-11-12 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. -Zen saying
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi I do not seek. I find. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-03 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-12 - 2020-06-27
Welcome to #Khashi Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse. -James Carswell
2017-01-06 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-02 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. -Dr. Edwin Land Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -Jules Combarie
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi You lose it if you talk about it. -Ernest Hemingway Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-04 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-03 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-02 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi The mind, like a parachute, works best when it's open... Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-08 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. -Dean William R. Inge Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-26
Welcome to #Khashi You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best. -Steve Jobs
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice... Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-05 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-04 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi The obvious is always least understood -Prince Metternich Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi When the way comes to an end, then change - having changed, you pass through. -I Ching
2017-01-07 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-02 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-06 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-25
Welcome to #Khashi To be a man of knowledge one needs to be light and fluid -Yaqui Mystic Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-04 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-03 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion. ― Rumi
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-04 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi I invented the cordless extension cord. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-10 - 2020-06-24
Welcome to #Khashi What you can do,or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi Random quotes can be most effecatious." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-02 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-15 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi I'm not young enough to know everything. -J. M. Barrie
2017-01-02 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. ― Rumi
2017-01-07 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi "The truth shall set you free.." Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-30 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-04 - 2020-06-23
Welcome to #Khashi "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Anon Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-07 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-12 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi 1. Out of clutter, find simplicity 2. From discord, find harmony 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ,(Three rules of work) -Albert Einstein
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare; My business is to create. -William Blake
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time steady eye. -Winston Churchill
2017-01-03 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi What you seek is seeking you. ― Mawlana Jalal-al-Din Rumi
2019-11-07 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi I had my coathangers spayed. -Steven WrightLittle Ghost Bot
2019-11-02 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi Write as if you are dying -Annie Dillard Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-22
Welcome to #Khashi Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-30 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-05 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. -William Blake
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-14 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -Steven Wright Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-04 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-01 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi 43% of all statistics are worthless. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-16 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. -Anon
2020-06-13 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi Life is:'trying things to see if they work' -Ray Bradbury
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-21
Welcome to #Khashi Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced. -Ned Rorem
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Khashi Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-14 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Khashi One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak. -G. K. Chesterton
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Khashi A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. -Frank Capra
2017-01-06 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Khashi CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-14 - 2020-06-20
Welcome to #Khashi The only joy in the world is to begin. -Cesare Pavese
2017-01-04 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Khashi "...we are free at last!" -Martin Luther King Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Khashi There are three ways to get things done! 1) do it yourself 2) employ someone else 3) forbid your children to do it... Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-06 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Khashi One cannot step twice into the same river. -Heraclitus Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Khashi If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished? ― Rumi
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-19
Welcome to #Khashi "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa Little Ghost Bot
2017-01-03 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Khashi Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-08 - 2020-06-18
Welcome to #Khashi Genius, in truth, means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. -William James
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-17
Welcome to #Khashi When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about. ― Rumi
2017-01-03 - 2020-06-17
Welcome to #Khashi "To thine own self be true." -William Shakespaere Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-07 - 2020-06-17
Welcome to #Khashi In the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start. -William James
2016-12-30 - 2020-06-16
Welcome to #Khashi Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-31 - 2020-06-15
Welcome to #Khashi If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You Little Ghost Bot
2019-11-03 - 2020-06-15
Welcome to #Khashi The more you think, the more time you have. -Henry Ford Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-14 (04:58:20 - 04:58:20)
Welcome to #Khashi If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton
2020-06-12 (17:58:08 - 17:58:08)
Welcome to #Khashi Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso
2017-01-03 - 2020-06-10
Welcome to #Khashi Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Pablo Picasso Little Ghost Bot
2020-06-06 - 2020-06-08
Welcome to #Khashi A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free. -Nikos Kazantzakis
2020-06-07 (11:57:37 - 11:57:37)
Welcome to #Khashi Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. -Bash
2020-06-06 (14:57:30 - 14:57:30)
Welcome to #Khashi To live is to have problems and to solve problems is to grow intellectually -J. P. Guilford
2014-12-22 - 2019-09-29
2017-02-18 (09:09:32 - 09:09:32)
Match Status: No match planned ||| Welcome to #Khashi TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-30 (19:13:15 - 19:13:15)
Welcome to #Khashi I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-30 (17:13:14 - 17:13:14)
Welcome to #Khashi The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-30 (16:13:14 - 16:13:14)
Welcome to #Khashi Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-30 (13:13:12 - 13:13:12)
Welcome to #Khashi Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Little Ghost Bot
2016-12-25 - 2016-12-30
welcome to #Khashi "I'm not young enough to know everything." -J. M. Barrie
2016-12-25 - 2016-12-30
welcome to #Khashi To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden
2016-12-25 - 2016-12-30
welcome to #Khashi "An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it." -Anon
2016-12-25 - 2016-12-30
welcome to #Khashi "Life is:'trying things to see if they work'" -Ray Bradbury
2016-12-25 - 2016-12-29
welcome to #Khashi "I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare; My business is to create." -William Blake
2016-12-26 - 2016-12-29
welcome to #Khashi "If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." -William Blake
2016-12-25 (11:12:36 - 11:12:36)
welcome to #Khashi "If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." -William Blake
2016-12-24 - 2016-12-25
welcome to #Khashi "I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare; My business is to create." -William Blake
2016-12-23 - 2016-12-25
welcome to #Khashi "I'm not young enough to know everything." -J. M. Barrie
2016-12-23 - 2016-12-25
welcome to #Khashi "An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it." -Anon
2016-12-23 - 2016-12-25
welcome to #Khashi "Life is:'trying things to see if they work'" -Ray Bradbury
2016-12-23 (07:12:20 - 07:12:20)
welcome to #Khashi To ask the hard question is simple. -W. H. Auden
2015-01-07 - 2015-03-30
welcome to #Khashi www.mIRC.ae
2015-01-07 - 2015-03-30
welcome to #Khashi