| 2024-01-16 - 2024-04-23 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills ? Had ya pills ? Thank you baked potato ! |
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| 2024-03-12 - 2024-03-15 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills ? Had ya pills ? Thank you baked potato ! Sorry guys won't be on tonight.. Having an early night.. night night |
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| 2024-02-22 - 2024-03-12 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills ? Had ya pills ? Thank you baked potato ! Don't worry, be happy! |
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| 2024-01-11 - 2024-01-16 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills ? Had ya pills? Thank you baked potato |
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| 2024-01-10 - 2024-01-11 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills? Had ya pills ? Thank you Baked potato |
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| 2023-01-09 - 2023-01-20 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills ? Had ya pills? Thank you baked potato :) Thank you for your condolences guys... much appreciated! |
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| 2021-10-28 - 2023-01-09 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills ? Had ya pills? Thank you baked potato :) |
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| 2022-11-28 - 2022-12-15 |
[+lnrt 50] Had ya pills ? Had ya pills? Thank you baked potato :) <Bonny> Sorry to miss you guys.. Working 5 days a week from 8:30am till 10pm for 2 weeks.. miss you and love you lots! |
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| 2021-10-14 - 2021-10-28 |
[+lnrt 50] Had your Pills? Had your Pills? Had your Pills? Had your Pills? Had your Pills? Had your Pills? Had your Pills? |
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| 2021-07-14 - 2021-10-14 |
[+lnrt 50] TAKE YOUR PILLS! TAKE YOUR PILLS! TAKE YOUR PILLS! |
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| 2021-09-27 - 2021-10-11 |
[+lnrt 50] Merry is ill in Hospital and won't be around for a few weeks. Thought and prayers please |
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| 2021-06-23 - 2021-07-14 |
[+lnrt 50] He's dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome... |
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| 2021-06-11 - 2021-06-22 |
[+lnrt 50] has changed the topic to: Did you hear about the motor cyclist ? He was pushing it home in the fog ...and mist |
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| 2021-06-10 - 2021-06-11 |
[+lnrt 50] Did you hear about the motor cyclist ? He was pushing it home in the fog ...and mist .. |
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| 2021-04-07 - 2021-06-10 |
[+lnrt 50] Some people have a way with words and some people have don’t not.. |
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| 2021-03-09 - 2021-04-07 |
[+lnrt 50] What if slugs are just divorced snails ? |
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| 2020-12-17 - 2020-12-20 |
[+lnrt 50] I know stuff.All sorts of Stuff about stuff.... |
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| 2020-12-09 - 2020-12-17 |
[+lnrt 50] What do you call a woman who burns all her bills? .... Bernadette :P |
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| 2020-12-04 - 2020-12-09 |
[+lnrt 50] He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?I said to him .. . They don't have time |
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| 2020-10-19 - 2020-12-04 |
[+lnrt 50] Is an oven ready meal the same as cooking the books? |
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| 2020-09-03 - 2020-10-19 |
[+lnrt 50] Imagine a world where youtube, twitter and facebook merge to become YouTwitFace |
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| 2020-05-29 - 2020-09-03 |
[+lnrt 50] I’ve just built a log cabin in my garden. My wife says it’s Tremendous. |
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| 2020-05-26 - 2020-05-29 |
[+lnrt 50] I have no idea for a topic sowwy, try asking again |
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| 2020-05-22 - 2020-05-26 |
[+lnrt 50] Eating a clock can be time consuming but if you enjoy it you'll go back for seconds. |
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| 2020-05-14 - 2020-05-22 |
[+lnrt 50] Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?..... It drove down the lane and turned into a field! |
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| 2020-05-13 - 2020-05-14 |
[+lnrt 50] Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist... While you were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Yours Sincerely the Opportunist :P |
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| 2020-05-12 - 2020-05-13 |
[+lnrt 50] But what does a sore thumb stick out like? |
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| 2020-05-07 - 2020-05-12 |
[+lnrt 50] My wife was doing a crossword and she said "2 across 6 letters to forgive or excuse", I said "pardon". She said " 2 across 6 letters..." |
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| 2020-04-27 - 2020-05-07 |
[+lnrt 50] Denominators - what have they got in common? |
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| 2020-04-15 - 2020-04-27 |
[+lnrt 50] My bedroom is so small, you have to go outside to change your mind. |
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| 2020-04-14 - 2020-04-15 |
[+lnrt 50] Amazing wildlife fact ....Sharks will only attack you when you are wet .. |
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| 2020-03-30 - 2020-04-14 |
[+lnrt 50] No foul language? I didn’t know chickens could talk! |
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| 2020-03-25 - 2020-03-30 |
[+lnrt 50] What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? "Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle." |
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| 2020-03-24 - 2020-03-25 |
[+lnrt 50] Human cannonball wanted for circus act. Must be flexible and prepared to travel. |
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| 2020-03-20 - 2020-03-24 |
[+lnrt 50] How do you make a Sausage roll? You push it along the ground! |
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| 2020-02-03 - 2020-03-03 |
[+lnrt 50] I took a personality test.... it came back negative! :P |
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| 2019-03-21 - 2020-02-21 |
[+nt] |
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| 2020-01-29 - 2020-02-03 |
[+lnrt 50] I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure |
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| 2020-01-15 - 2020-01-29 |
[+lnrt 50] I'm eating pasta by myself tonight and I'm feeling cannelloni. |
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| 2020-01-13 - 2020-01-15 |
[+lnrt 50] A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli..... A strong currant pulled him in... |
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| 2020-01-10 - 2020-01-13 |
[+lnrt 50] I've put my grandma on speed dial ........instagran! |
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| 2020-01-03 - 2020-01-10 |
[+lnrt 50] Ive put my grandma on speed dial ........instagram! |
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| 2019-12-24 - 2020-01-02 |
[+lnrt 50] Why don't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots |
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| 2019-12-11 - 2019-12-24 |
[+lnrt 50] If you steal someones coffee is it called a mugging? |
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| 2019-12-10 - 2019-12-11 |
[+lnrt 50] Started doing the slimming club circuits with my music group called The Gas Trick Band |
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| 2019-11-22 - 2019-12-10 |
[+lnrt 50] Henry the 8th's first wife was for ever boasting about being the first spouse. She wasn't called Catherine of Arrogant for nothing... |
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| 2019-11-19 - 2019-11-22 |
[+lnrt 50] French pancakes give me the crepes |
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| 2019-11-18 - 2019-11-19 |
[+lnrt 50] Potatoes make French Fries, chips and Vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. |
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| 2019-11-14 - 2019-11-18 |
[+lnrt 50] A man is not an island .. but some have a big peninsula ... |
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| 2019-11-06 - 2019-11-14 |
[+lnrt 50] Two candles were talking and one said to the other one are you going out tonight? |
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| 2019-11-04 - 2019-11-06 |
[+lnrt 50] Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. |
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| 2019-10-21 - 2019-11-04 |
[+lnrt 50] Your fingers have finger tips but your toes don't have toe tips , yet you can tip toe but not tip finger .. |
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| 2019-10-16 - 2019-10-21 |
[+lnrt 50] I fell into the newspaper printing machine the other day. I was impressed.. |
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| 2019-10-10 - 2019-10-16 |
[+lnrt 50] I hear that Mr.Edward Lines is due to marry Miss Emma Angles...They're hoping to live happily ever after as a triangle! |
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| 2019-10-03 - 2019-10-10 |
[+lnrt 50] I was watching a programme on telly last night about how to get a good night's sleep but I missed the important bit because I nodded off! |
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| 2019-09-30 - 2019-10-03 |
[+lnrt 50] Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much better if every fifth caller won a prize. |
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| 2019-09-19 - 2019-09-30 |
[+lnrt 50] If I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony... |
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| 2019-09-11 - 2019-09-19 |
[+lnrt 50] Never ever trust an atom.........they make up everything! |
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| 2019-09-02 - 2019-09-11 |
[+lnrt 50] Up ahead, I saw a broken wooden panel on top of a post bearing the word DAGNER. The thought, that's not a good sign. |
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| 2019-08-27 - 2019-09-02 |
[+lnrt 50] I'm going to throw myself downstairs. I expect I'll be hurt; or am I just jumping to contusions. ?? |
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| 2019-08-26 - 2019-08-27 |
[+lnrt 50] "Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I'm doing nothing right now... it's totally possible |
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| 2019-08-13 - 2019-08-19 |
[+lnrt 50] I found my dad’s sister spinning round and round in the front room last night. I thought, ‘oh my giddy aunt’. |
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| 2019-07-24 - 2019-07-26 |
[+lnrt 50] Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other one, “I think we’re in the wrong joke” |
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| 2019-07-17 - 2019-07-24 |
[+lnrt 50] Did you ever get half way through a horse and think " I wasn't that hungry. " |
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| 2019-07-08 - 2019-07-17 |
[+lnrt 50] Apparently Dyson are going to start making tea. Tastes like hot water....apparently its bagless. |
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| 2019-07-01 - 2019-07-08 |
[+lnrt 50] I was quite enjoying my job as a military drummer - that was until they gave me my marching orders. |
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| 2019-06-28 - 2019-07-01 |
[+lnrt 50] My life has a great cast, but I can't really figure out the plot... |
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| 2019-06-25 - 2019-06-28 |
[+lnrt 50] I've got a problem with flies in my house so I've bought some flypapers, now I've got fifteen of them reading the sports section. |
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| 2019-06-21 - 2019-06-25 |
[+lnrt 50] Some guy just indicated in his car and turned left....took me by surprise I wish he’d indicated that he was going to indicate. |
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| 2019-06-13 - 2019-06-21 |
[+lnrt 50] So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions . |
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| 2019-06-11 - 2019-06-13 |
[+lnrt 50] Iv got a pet hermit crab,he use to be real shy but he’s come out of his shell now.. |
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| 2019-06-04 - 2019-06-11 |
[+lnrt 50] The octopus with undescended tentacles ..He wasn’t the full squid ! |
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| 2019-05-24 - 2019-06-04 |
[+lnrt 50] “Could the winner of the 150 metre Butterfly please come and collect your giant insect” |
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| 2019-05-20 - 2019-05-24 |
[+lnrt 50] No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. |
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| 2019-05-17 - 2019-05-20 |
[+lnrt 50] Six out of seven dwarf's are not Happy... |
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| 2019-05-06 - 2019-05-17 |
[+lnrt 50] Watch out for Adders. At this time of the year, they start multiplying! |
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| 2019-05-02 - 2019-05-06 |
[+lnrt 50] I had to take a break from writing my thesis on Ducks....I needed some down time. |
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| 2019-04-26 - 2019-05-02 |
[+lnrt 50] Had dinner at Cyndi Lauper's last night. Could not finish the meal as the food was over-spiced. Thyme after thyme. |
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| 2019-04-23 - 2019-04-26 |
[+lnrt 50] Velcro ...What a Rip Off ... |
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| 2019-04-15 - 2019-04-23 |
[+lnrt 50] My friend is a terrible pessimist. Even her blood type is b-negative! |
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| 2019-04-12 - 2019-04-15 |
[+lnrt 50] Why don't ants get sick ?? Because they have little antibodies .. |
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| 2019-04-09 - 2019-04-12 |
[+lnrt 50] Bruce Lee had a vegan brother Brocco .. |
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| 2019-04-05 - 2019-04-09 |
[+lnrt 50] I taught my dog to play the trumpet on London Underground. He went from Barking to Tooting in 10 minutes. |
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| 2019-04-02 - 2019-04-05 |
[+lnrt 50] I'm fat.. but I identify as skinny... I'm trans-slender :P |
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| 2019-04-01 - 2019-04-02 |
[+lnrt 50] I used to do a stand-up routine dressed as Boy George. I went out as a Karma Comedian... |
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| 2019-03-25 - 2019-04-01 |
[+lnrt 50] I always promise to have 3 beers and be home by 10...always get those two numbers mixed up! |
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| 2019-03-20 - 2019-03-25 |
[+lnrt 50] Mrs has run off with the milkman - Seeing them drive away on his milk float was the worst two hours of my life!! |
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| 2019-03-13 - 2019-03-20 |
[+lnrt 50] Irish people wear shamrocks on St. Patricks day because real rocks are too heavy.. |
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| 2019-03-05 - 2019-03-13 |
[+lnrt 50] I'm dating my chiropractor... We just clicked. |
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| 2019-03-01 - 2019-03-05 |
[+lnrt 50] "So I told my friend we'd been talking about him behind his back. He said 'you disgust me!' I said, 'Yes we did.'" |
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| 2019-02-21 - 2019-03-01 |
[+lnrt 50] To be old and wise ...First you have to be young and stupid ... |
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| 2019-02-12 - 2019-02-21 |
[+lnrt 50] It used to be said that you could write a cheque on anything and the bank would honour it - well I wrote one on a kangaroo - and yes it bounced.. |
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| 2019-02-11 - 2019-02-12 |
[+lnrt 50] As a kid I put beans in my eyes; in Heinz sight that wasn't a good idea... |
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| 2019-02-08 - 2019-02-11 |
[+lnrt 50] People who confuse the word "burro" and "burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground |
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| 2019-02-06 - 2019-02-08 |
[+lnrt 50] A man was caught speeding on the M25. The policeman stopped him got out his notebook and asked him where he lived. �Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch� said the man. The policeman looked at him and said �Ok I�ll let you off this time!� |
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| 2019-02-05 - 2019-02-06 |
[+lnrt 50] Just thought of a really great owl joke but I think I'll save it until 2/8/20 |
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| 2019-02-01 - 2019-02-05 |
[+lnrt 50] What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? ...TROUBLE |
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| 2019-01-28 - 2019-02-01 |
[+lnrt 50] I followed my heart ...And it led me to the fridge ... |
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| 2019-01-22 - 2019-01-28 |
[+lnrt 50] I read in the paper today that eating fish improves brain function ...there's food for thought |
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| 2019-01-07 - 2019-01-22 |
[+lnrt 50] Milk the fastest thing in the universe its pasturised before you know it.. |
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| 2019-01-02 - 2019-01-07 |
[+lnrt 50] Velcro, what a rip off! |
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| 2018-12-21 - 2019-01-02 |
[+lnrt 50] Worst Christmas present? 'twas a Russian doll. They are just SO full of themselves... |
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| 2018-12-18 - 2018-12-21 |
[+lnrt 50] Stressed is just Desserts spelled backwards .. |
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| 2018-12-14 - 2018-12-18 |
[+lnrt 50] I used to be indesicive.......Now I'm not so sure |
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| 2018-12-13 - 2018-12-14 |
[+lnrt 50] Don't lose your head.... your brain is in it :P |
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| 2018-12-06 - 2018-12-13 |
[+lnrt 50] My mother in law has a new job - test pilot in a broom factory... |
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| 2018-11-26 - 2018-12-06 |
[+lnrt 50] Q. Why was the broom late for breakfast? A. Because it swept in.. |
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| 2016-09-15 - 2016-09-20 |
[+lnrt 50] "To err is human, to really screw up requires a computer" |
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| 2016-09-06 - 2016-09-15 |
[+lnrt 50] hello everyone, been here alone, will be back |
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| 2016-08-24 - 2016-09-06 |
[+lnrt 50] Jim's Birthday is closer :) |
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| 2016-08-02 - 2016-08-24 |
[+lnrt 50] Jim's Birthday is as far away as it will ever be :) |
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| 2016-07-30 - 2016-08-02 |
[+lnrt 50] "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" |
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| 2015-07-30 - 2016-07-30 |
[+lnrt 50] "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM" |
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| 2016-07-13 - 2016-07-29 |
[+lnrt 50] I Was Born Cool,and global warming Made Me Hot... |
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| 2016-07-11 - 2016-07-13 |
[+lnrt 50] I will go an extra mile for you, provided that there is no actual walking.. |
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| 2016-07-05 - 2016-07-11 |
[+lnrt 50] Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.... |
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| 2016-07-04 - 2016-07-05 |
[+lnrt 50] I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong. |
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| 2016-06-27 - 2016-07-04 |
[+lnrt 50] I know I don't know anything so that counts as knowing something don't it? |
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| 2016-06-21 - 2016-06-27 |
[+lnrt 50] The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've gotten sick of him. |
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| 2016-06-15 - 2016-06-21 |
[+lnrt 50] A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone |
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| 2016-06-14 - 2016-06-15 |
[+lnrt 50] Your opinion is important as long as you don�t give it.... |
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| 2016-06-10 - 2016-06-14 |
[+lnrt 50] If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.... |
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| 2016-06-07 - 2016-06-10 |
[+lnrt 50] From now on I'm not going to grow old, I'm going to grow fabulous instead... |
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| 2016-06-01 - 2016-06-06 |
[+lnrt 50] Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.... |
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| 2016-05-18 - 2016-06-01 |
[+lnrt 50] I don't know what I don't know ,but I do know I don't know it. |
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| 2016-05-05 - 2016-05-18 |
[+lnrt 50] Money can't buy happiness.. but it can buy cows.. cows make milk and milk makes icecream.. icecream makes me HAPPY!! |
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| 2016-05-05 (12:41:41 - 12:41:41) |
[+lnrt 50] People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things. |
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| 2016-04-26 - 2016-05-05 |
[+lnrt 50] I was going to write you a letter....which one would you like a b c d or e? |
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| 2016-04-19 - 2016-04-26 |
[+lnrt 50] Recipes are like dating profiles. They never look like their picture... |
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| 2016-04-15 - 2016-04-19 |
[+lnrt 50] Word of the day: donotannoymetoday Needs no explaining... |
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| 2016-04-08 - 2016-04-15 |
[+lnrt 50] The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it .... |
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| 2016-04-05 - 2016-04-08 |
[+lnrt 50] Memory loss is a sign of something, but I can't remember what.. |
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| 2016-03-31 - 2016-04-05 |
[+lnrt 50] Doing the math is easy. The problem is the aftermath... |
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| 2016-03-29 - 2016-03-31 |
[+lnrt 50] Okay! Okay!!! You're my favourite! (just don't tell the others alright?) shhhh |
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| 2016-03-24 - 2016-03-29 |
[+lnrt 50] I looked at my naked self in the mirror this morning and thought. "Given that I'm in Ikea, I'm probably about to get arrested." |
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| 2016-03-17 - 2016-03-24 |
[+lnrt 50] I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally....it�s just that I'm at the ice cream store ... |
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| 2016-03-07 - 2016-03-17 |
[+lnrt 50] I may have to grow old, but I absolutely refuse to grow up. So there!!! |
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| 2016-03-03 - 2016-03-07 |
[+lnrt 50] I got back online.. you were allllllllllll gone! Thanks for your help :) |
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| 2016-02-29 - 2016-03-03 |
[+lnrt 50] allmine hun we are always here by 9pm most week nights that is 9 pm our time , sorry we keep missing you :( |
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| 2016-02-24 - 2016-02-29 |
[+lnrt 50] has everyone deserted the room? :( |
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| 2016-02-14 - 2016-02-24 |
[+lnrt 50] well what a surprise, I AM here, but no one else is :( |
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| 2016-02-09 - 2016-02-14 |
[+lnrt 50] hello all I think I am back, I'm hoping I am anyway |
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| 2016-02-04 - 2016-02-09 |
[+lnrt 50] Sure thing.... follow me... I'll show you the fastest way to get nowhere. |
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| 2016-01-29 - 2016-02-04 |
[+lnrt 50] 3 Things a husband needs to know. Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will. |
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| 2016-01-28 - 2016-01-29 |
[+lnrt 50] Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they�re wrong... |
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| 2016-01-22 - 2016-01-28 |
[+lnrt 50] You can call me butter cuz I'm on a roll! |
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| 2016-01-15 - 2016-01-22 |
[+lnrt 50] You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them? |
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| 2016-01-13 - 2016-01-15 |
[+lnrt 50] Time is precious. Waste it wisely. |
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| 2016-01-12 - 2016-01-13 |
[+lnrt 50] New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED |
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| 2016-01-04 - 2016-01-12 |
[+lnrt 50] Well I'm sorry I said that ..... Had my tongue over my eye teeth and couldn't see what I was saying .. |
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| 2015-12-30 - 2016-01-04 |
[+lnrt 50] I had a terrible dream about mufflers ...Now I am exhausted .. |
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| 2015-12-21 - 2015-12-30 |
[+lnrt 50] And this, too, shall pass! Amen! |
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| 2015-12-17 - 2015-12-21 |
[+lnrt 50] I gave my husband my email address but he keeps on speaking directly to me ... |
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| 2015-11-30 - 2015-12-17 |
[+lnrt 50] I think I will be nice today. stop laughing, I think I can really do it this time |
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| 2015-04-21 - 2015-11-30 |
[+lnrt 50] If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? |
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| 2015-11-10 - 2015-11-23 |
[+lnrt 50] I am surprised that I am not surprised that I am surprised. |
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| 2015-11-03 - 2015-11-10 |
[+lnrt 50] I just tripped over something that wasn't even there. How cool is that..? |
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| 2015-10-30 - 2015-11-03 |
[+lnrt 50] Why do you have to "put your two pen'orth in, but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? |
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| 2015-10-29 - 2015-10-30 |
[+lnrt 50] Life has to be complicated other wise we'd loose interest... |
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| 2015-10-26 - 2015-10-29 |
[+lnrt 50] The sincerest form of flattery is a steamroller... |
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| 2015-10-06 - 2015-10-26 |
[+lnrt 50] What do dentist's call x-rays?..... Tooth pics. |
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| 2015-09-16 - 2015-10-06 |
[+lnrt 50] the trouble with men is their brains ... on the right side there is nothing left ...and on the left there is nothing right |
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| 2015-09-15 - 2015-09-16 |
[+lnrt 50] Just think about all the stuff you aren't thinking about. |
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| 2015-09-08 - 2015-09-15 |
[+lnrt 50] When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. |
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| 2015-09-04 - 2015-09-08 |
[+lnrt 50] I love being different. It keeps everyone else amused!!! |
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| 2015-08-26 - 2015-09-04 |
[+lnrt 50] I've just deleted all the German contacts in my phone. Now it's Hans free |
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| 2015-08-25 - 2015-08-26 |
[+lnrt 50] Was thinking today. . . but decided to stop it was hard work! |
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| 2015-08-20 - 2015-08-25 |
[+lnrt 50] I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it? |
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| 2015-08-17 - 2015-08-20 |
[+lnrt 50] God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. |
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| 2015-08-07 - 2015-08-17 |
[+lnrt 50] I'm no Cactus Specialist, but I know a prick when I see one... |
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| 2015-08-03 - 2015-08-07 |
[+lnrt 50] Coffee : Starter fluid for the morning impaired. |
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| 2015-07-31 - 2015-08-03 |
[+lnrt 50] HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM |
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| 2015-07-21 - 2015-07-30 |
[+lnrt 50] Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee. |
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| 2015-07-15 - 2015-07-21 |
[+lnrt 50] Why Teachers Drink Q Name the 4 Seasons A Salt, Pepper , Mustard & Vinegar |
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| 2015-07-03 - 2015-07-15 |
[+lnrt 50] A dyslexic man walks into a bra. |
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| 2015-06-24 - 2015-07-03 |
[+lnrt 50] Don't byte off more than you can view. |
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| 2015-06-22 - 2015-06-24 |
[+lnrt 50] Fax is stranger than fiction. |
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| 2015-06-10 - 2015-06-22 |
[+lnrt 50] One thing about the speed of light--it gets here too early in the morning ... |
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| 2015-05-29 - 2015-06-10 |
[+lnrt 50] Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software. |
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| 2015-05-25 - 2015-05-29 |
[+lnrt 50] They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken |
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| 2015-05-04 - 2015-05-25 |
[+lnrt 50] My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep. |
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| 2015-05-03 - 2015-05-04 |
[+lnrt 50] ���������������� \\/\//elcome To #hottalk ���������������� |
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| 2015-05-02 - 2015-05-03 |
[+lnrt 50] Happy Birthday Allmine! May all your days be as bright as sunshine on flowers. Lotsa luv and heaps of HUGZ from all your IRC family and friends xoxoxoxo |
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| 2015-05-01 - 2015-05-02 |
[+lnrt 50] Please be safe ... Do Not ...Stand, Sit, Climb.. or Lean ..on Fences ...If you fall ...Animals could eat you ....And that might make them sick ...Thank You ... |
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| 2015-04-17 - 2015-04-21 |
[+lnrt 50] Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: "Why am I talking to myself?" |
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| 2015-03-31 - 2015-04-17 |
[+lnrt 50] `Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia` is the fear of long words. |
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| 2015-03-17 - 2015-03-31 |
[+lnrt 50] You better have a license, because you are driving me crazy! |
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| 2015-03-11 - 2015-03-17 |
[+lnrt 50] I'm no cactus expert, but I know a pr!ck when I see one !! |
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| 2015-02-16 - 2015-03-11 |
[+lnrt 50] I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. |
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| 2015-02-12 - 2015-02-16 |
[+lnrt 50] Happy Birthday Karin (Angel) xxxx |
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| 2014-12-22 - 2015-02-10 |
[+lnrt 50] Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap �..There�s a nap for that . |
